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@xmlb_x
Mads 🤍
4 years
Sunbeds are getting abused next week that’s for sure
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Sick of goin to oversold raves, packed like sardines with people who only go to get pics of their outfits 🤥
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Mads 🤍
1 year
Mood
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Ibiza balloons the minute someone tweets about Ibiza
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Mads 🤍
2 years
might be the best track I’ve ever heard from solid grooves 🔥🔥🔥
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Mads 🤍
4 years
“Hacked at 20k” like anyone gives a fuck
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Mads 🤍
3 years
He’s gotta be stopped
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Mads 🤍
2 months
Instagram = deleted
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Tell you now if someone on the news came up to me with a camera asking why I ain’t wearing a mask they’re getting lamped
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Mads 🤍
3 years
When’s someone gonna tell her it ain’t a personality trait to hate the England flag 🤣 proper scream for attention
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Can’t wait to send him a jar of my dogs piss
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Mads 🤍
2 years
Girls will post a photo of an old couple in love and be like “you just don’t find love like this anymore” then proceed to post their meat cleaver on the next tweet for a fiver
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Mads 🤍
1 year
What a waste of spunk that kid is
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Mads 🤍
2 years
Maya Jane Coles what they say will never get old
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Not only has kaz from love island been filmed snorting coke, shes been filmed snorting coke in Dubai 😭 these people got no fear
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Mads 🤍
2 years
Matt Hancock a former state health secretary and MP going on I’m a celeb ???😭 that’s just the cherry on top for how embarrassing the UK really is 🤣
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Mads 🤍
2 years
Get whoever just played Mariah Carey all I want for Christmas at beams, off them decks and confiscate them immediately 😭
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Mads 🤍
3 years
If you drink espresso martinis then I don’t know for u
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Nah I’m sorry but please I’m absolutely dying at a cockroach hitting this geezers head on too hot to handle 😭😭😭😭😭
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Mads 🤍
1 year
Looool some woman told me she was getting married in 3 weeks and couldn’t wait, next thing she’s kissing 2 different men 😭🤣 cold world indeed
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1 year
Mandem telling me taken gyal where in Marbella getting trains ran on them, it’s a cold cold world
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Devlin - London city still goes off to this day
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Crying actual tears 🥺
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Mads 🤍
2 years
My 19 year old brother getting let off his speeding fine and points:
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1 year
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Mads 🤍
4 years
Nah lauren Goodger is another level of tapped do u know how insane u got to be to edit a childhood photo of yourself .. 😳
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Mads 🤍
4 years
Nah he’s single handily ruined this song for me can’t listen to it any more without picturing his face 😭😭
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Wizkid essence on REPEAT
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Just been offered 9k for pics of my legs if u see me in Maldives tomorrow mind yo business
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Stressed to the absolute
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Mads 🤍
2 years
wish I didn’t have any pride or morals sometimes because 2 mill????!!!!!
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Daily reminder
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Personally I can’t see the correlation
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Mads 🤍
3 years
If I ever go live on insta just know I’ve hit rock bottom
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Ellie brown from love island is actually unreal
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Mads 🤍
1 year
Boat club 🕺🏽
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Mads 🤍
3 years
The whole of LD’s plugged in being censored is jokes 🤣 still smashed it though
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Forgetting your earphones for the gym is grounds for suicide
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Driving at night is unmatched just done a 30 minute journey in about 10 minutes
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Mads 🤍
2 years
Swear every tune stussy plays is unreleased 😂 sick of it 🙄🙄🙄
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2 years
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Mads 🤍
3 years
“She might tell information that she will regret I did the exact same” 💀💀💀 whys he talking like a grown man been caught cheating
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Ummmm sir
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@Lgarden3
Lgarden
3 years
I got a bed but I’d rather in yours tonight @maddielaurax
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Mads 🤍
6 years
Cannot stress this enough 🤦🏼‍♀️😂
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Mads 🤍
3 years
My dog passed away a couple of weeks ago and our dog food company has just sent us flowers and a card 💔😢 @ButternutBox
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Mads 🤍
2 years
In desperate need of a weekend away somewhere nice and peaceful
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Mads 🤍
3 years
HAHAHAH ffs
@IbizaBalloons_
IBIZA BALLOONS 🎈🎈
3 years
Shut it you ☀️👌🏽👌🏽🎈
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Mads 🤍
3 years
radio hosts actually chat the most waffle I’ve ever heard
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Mads 🤍
3 years
💋
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@Ellen_Dohertyx
Ellen Doherty
3 years
Why does no one talk about how good potatoes are? Give us chips, curly fries, jacket potato’s, mash, roasties, crisps, hash browns. Absolutely top tier wow
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Mads 🤍
4 years
Most of them usually are to be honest
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LWS
4 years
I always think everyone’s up to some sort of sly shit
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Mads 🤍
2 years
Done ya there lad
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Mads 🤍
1 year
Law abiding citizen gets me everytime, brilliant film
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Mads 🤍
2 years
Things learnt today: it’s totally normal to cut about in your speedos in a club an if you call it weird you’re homophobic ✅
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Mads 🤍
2 years
Bruv it’s the tweedle boy from Alice in wonderland
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Andrew Millard
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Mads 🤍
3 years
I am sick and I am tired
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Mads 🤍
1 year
Philip schofield taking the absolute biscuit with that vape like he’s in the smoking area having a chat 😭😭😭
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Mads 🤍
3 years
I wanna die more and more every time I see Stephen bear an his bird rim eachother
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Skip to summer already done with this winter shit
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1 year
🍎
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2 years
Have to take yourself to the chair with a bit of rope after that surely
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Mads 🤍
1 year
Bday queen 👸🏼
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Bounty is elite I literally won’t hear otherwise
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𝘽 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 
3 years
If you eat any of these you are a terrorist 🚩
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Mads 🤍
2 years
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Why do I stay up late every night like I’m jobless
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Mads 🤍
2 years
No, I think you need to look
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bethany
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Straights faxs p4t_58 💯💯💯💯
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Mads 🤍
5 years
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life and it actually made me angry 🤣 how you gonna have no people skills like that whatsoever
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Mads 🤍
3 years
I’m finished 😭😭😭
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Mads 🤍
1 year
Future codeine crazy will never not slap 🔥
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Double trouble 👯‍♀️
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3 years
On a Monday fuck sake
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1 year
🐐
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Keep ya toes white n ya pussy tight it’s Friday
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Mads 🤍
2 years
10 days before Christmas and mums already started the “don’t touch that it’s for Christmas” bollocks
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Mads 🤍
2 years
@georgiewhitmore Easy init when you ain’t getting smacked in the face left right an centre by cunts in vests doing the steering wheel
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Just sent an email saying “I will revert back to you shorty” instead of shortly. No one speak to me
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Mads 🤍
1 year
Did someone say Archie Hamilton all night long !!!!!
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Mads 🤍
3 years
❤️‍🔥
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Kissed a girl for the first time in 4 weeks and this motherfucker said “job done” #LoveIsland
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Mads 🤍
4 years
Nah it really ain’t tho
@GRMDAILY
GRM Daily
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Nahhhh this is colddd 🥶🥶🥶 @TIONWAYNE
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Mads 🤍
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Someone’s daughter that 🤢
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Mads 🤍
3 years
7:25 am u know
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Mads 🤍
2 years
Dream valley really said we ain’t taking no more shit from anyone 😭
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Mads 🤍
3 years
your mum never said this alex
@alex_t0dd
Alex
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My mum once said to me “You know you have a big heart when you feel bad for doing what’s best for you.” & I think it’s important that everyone hears this
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Betty your from Durham do u even know what a rave is
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bethany
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@rrosie8 hahahahaha people who only go to get pics in their outfits 😭 how does she know that like
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Mads 🤍
1 year
@BornAKang
Lance🇱🇨
1 year
Damn she really aging like fine wine
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Nah this has finished me
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Mads 🤍
2 years
Long for the timeline when you ain’t watching love island 🤣
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2 years
He really said
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Shutter island is one of the best films I’ve ever seen
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Mads 🤍
2 years
Rawr XD vs rave Twitter rlly going for it today !
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Mads 🤍
4 years
🦋
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Mads 🤍
2 years
Can I just win the lottery already
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Mads 🤍
1 year
Stussy looks off his chops here
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Mads 🤍
3 years
Bitch stiff as hell
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Mads 🤍
4 years
I really wish the worst for these people
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