Alex @alex_t0dd Twitter profile

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Piers Morgan, the host of Good Morning Britain, accusing Meghan of lying about her suicidal thoughts is the exact reason mental health is a long way off being taken seriously

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Anybody else remember going to Blockbuster, spending ages choosing a film, picking sweets and popcorn for movie night. Those were the days

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Stop texting first and see how many dead plants you’ve been watering

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Did you do that thing as a child were you close your eyes on car journey home and guess where you were by the turns in the road

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Just saw a lad driving a corsa with his top off, wearing a pair of Ray Berry’s and blasting out Dua Lipa. Summer in Britain has officially begun

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30 degrees in the UK is definitely different to 30 degrees abroad and I will not be told otherwise

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Caroline Flack found dead. Here comes a week of mental illness awareness posts before everyone goes back to being hypocrites

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3 years

The naps you have on holiday inbetween being at the pool all day and going out to dinner hit different

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My mum once said to me “You know you have a big heart when you feel bad for doing what’s best for you.” & I think it’s important that everyone hears this

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3 years

Does anyone else try to stay sleepy when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night

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4 years

If lockdown has taught me anything, it’s that people only make the effort with you when it suits them

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6 years

Can't stand boring people on a night out who just sit down judging everybody. Dance your tits off and enjoy yourself

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I have a bad habit of waking up on time and laying in bed until I’m late

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Going off the rails who’s coming

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I wish my sudden bursts of motivation to sort my life out lasted longer than 30 seconds

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6 months

We need 5 cba days in a year where you can ring up work and say I cba coming in today and they say ok you’ve got 4 cba days left

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“If they wanted to, they would” is the biggest lesson I’ve had to learn

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7 years

Gemma Collins is the type of girl to fake her own death at School to get out of running cross country

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6 years

Wasting a good outfit on a boring night is the ultimate heartache

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Giving presents is 10x better than receiving them

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2 years

Me trying to watch #LoveIsland and also keep up with the memes on twitter

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3 years

Why is the thought of a takeaway 10x better than the actual takeaway

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6 years

How do some people not spend 90% of their money on food. If I only have 99p in my account, that's a cheeseburger

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6 years

Dry lips, dry skin, dry phone, dry bank account, dry sex life. Dry January is in full swing

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Fancying someone you shouldn’t, makes you fancy them that little bit more

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Realising the difference between someone just replying to you and someone actually wanting to talk to you

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3 years

Your bf or gf doesn't have to look better than your ex to be an upgrade. If they make you happier than you were before, that's an upgrade

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Being told you smell nice is a top tier compliment

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6 years

If you’re too nice, you’ll get walked all over, fact

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2 years

I want to spend a Christmas in New York at least once in my life

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6 years

If a child of mine was to ever cheat on someone, I failed as a parent

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Seems to be an unpopular opinion, because apparently everyone seems to be taking them these days, but drugs are vile and the biggest turn off 🤮

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Not being able to have children is my biggest fear

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Biggest regret is telling yourself you’ll get petrol in the morning

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7 years

If your mum doesn't start beef with the whole family when she gets in from work, is she even your mum

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3 years

Every cocktail bar should let you taste test it first before spending half your bank account away on utter shite

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I’d go on I’m a Celebrity just to lose weight

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3 years

We live in a sad generation were we praise partners for staying loyal and faithful when it’s the bare minimum in a relationship

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7 years

Changing the toilet paper roll once in your house and feeling like you’re the backbone of the family

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3 years

Nothing worse than going to sleep on bad terms with someone. Tomorrow is never promised

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3 years

Do you ever wish you could erase a tv series from your memory and watch it from the beginning for the first time again

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6 years

I wish I was little again, so I can pretend to be asleep and get my lazy ass carried to bed

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7 years

Girls care too early, and boys care when it’s too late

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Why overthink when you can over drink, is becoming my life motto the older I get

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Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they don’t want pets. Bye bitch

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Does anybody else’s mum over exaggerate whilst you’re driving as if she’s traveling on the titanic

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You don’t realise how badly you’ve been treated until someone treats you the way you should be treated

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Removing toxic people from your life is hard but worth it

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There’s no better feeling than being drunk with your mates

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If they’re in a relationship, stay the fuck away

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3 years

Lines are closed. But not for Italy... #Eurovision

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6 years

Keep your circle small, but loyal. Fewer friends, less bullshit

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You never know what a smile is hiding. Mental health is no joke

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If you drink and drive, you’re the most selfish, inconsiderate person and lose all my respect

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7 years

Instagram needs to go back to chronological order. I’m forever liking pictures from 5 days ago looking like a right stalker

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The trick to getting through life is always having a holiday booked to look forward to

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6 years

Couldn’t be more single if I tried

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7 years

There's not many feelings better than hearing Mr. Brightside play when your hammered

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A good personality outweighs good looks, any day

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I swear every time my mum does the washing, only 25% of my clothes makes a return

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girls put 2 & 2 together faster than a calculator

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Just want to be back in primary school where my only worry was getting 5 minutes taken off golden time

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Pigs in blankets are the only motivation I have left for this year

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6 years

if you don’t want dogs our relationship will not work

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If you tell your mum you liked something she cooked for tea. You’re having it for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next 2 weeks

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I would pay good money for a DVD with all the funniest memories from high school on

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When you’re trying to scrape every last drop from a yogurt pot #LoveIsland

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New year, same me, still skint

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Most of my time wrapping presents is waisted trying to find the end of the sellotape and the scissors I just had one minute ago

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We all have that one person who makes your blood boil just by hearing their name

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If people want to be a part of your life, they'll make an effort. Don't chase them

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As much as I love Summer, I honestly can't wait for Halloween, Christmas, bonfires and hoodie weather 🎃🎄🍁

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“I’ve shouted you 5 times now that tea is ready” First of all, it’s not even on the plate

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is there anything more satisfying than seeing someone who once screwed you over getting their karma

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A pretty face means nothing if they have a shit personality

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Can ASOS just open up a store please

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I had a better social life when I was 8 years old than I do now

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if you cheat on someone who’s willing to do anything for you, you’re dumb af

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In primary school, the smaller your pencil was, the cooler you were

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The people who are wearing hoodies and jeans when it’s 25° outside are definitely the kids who licked glue sticks in school

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7 years

Vodka and Tango Ice blast needs to be a thing

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When you realise a carrier bag in England is more expensive than a university degree in Scotland

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Do you ever dislike someone so much that even the sound of their voice pisses you off

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Jess and Dom have 5 minutes of fame and think they're Posh and Becks

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When you smell a certain alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died

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You know something is truly lost when your mum can’t find it

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Girls really do find out everything

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When you ask a McDonald’s employee for extra sauce and they act like their whole career is on the line

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Priorities will tell you everything you need to know about a person

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My worst fear is being in a relationship with someone who never fancies scrannin a Chinese

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I swear every teacher in Primary School believed any injury could be solved with a wet paper towel

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There is no greater pain than realising you've been using 4G instead of WIFI

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Stay loyal or stay single

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The only thing I’ve gained from this year is a shit load of weight

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We all know that one girl who can find out everything about one person in less than an hour

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turning your pillow to the cold side is a must tonight

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