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🥸 You can borrow my memes so long as you return them when you're finished. Not affiliated with X.

Joined July 2023
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@aussiecossack Their primary target
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@KettlebellLife You do realize CJ can do kettlebell workouts in Vice City..?
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@PicturesFoIder He’s lucky he didn’t unleash his hair whip special attack. Sassy +7 Critical damage +15 😮‍💨
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@iammemeloper I'm skipping Windows 11 and getting Windows Meme instead🤠🫡
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@cb_doge Innovation.
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@CreepyOrg The real Top G 😂
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@DonnieDoesWorld @stoolpresidente Donnis Wontonnis is obviously you 🤦‍♂️
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@stevewilldoit Does the AC work? Asking for a friend...
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@soren_iverson Probably one of your most implementable ideas yet 👀
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@David_Leavitt Ahh yes. Toblerone molds🥸
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@il0venostalgia Gosh… look at that lineup compared to what’s premiering this year 🤦‍♂️
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@il0venostalgia Once they go in, they're never coming out, until they burst and damage your home. Then they come out🥸
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@HumansNoContext Will I run out of fuel? 👀
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@PaulyShore Dude.. need fundage, bro
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@Sa_Gwang “Can’t you just control your testosterone for 30 seconds” Gotta love when someone inserts themselves into something they won’t bare the consequences of.
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@MrZackMorris @elonmusk No one's hiring anyone without my sign off
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@MrZackMorris As CFO, as long as my offices are mahogany I’ll approve
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@latestinspace It’s a giant board game piece, sorry.
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Thinking about adding this 𝕏 merch to the new hires swag packs. What you think?🥸
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@MrZackMorris my main zigga
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@CramerTracker I have 0 car debt and driving this thing into the ground 🤠🫡
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@lporiginalg Final Boss
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Thank you @JasonScoop 💯
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@il0venostalgia Show up to work on time🥸
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@soren_iverson We’d happily use this🥸
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@unusual_whales I WFH and my car is paid off. I'm driving this thing into the ground🤠🫡
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This is the human equivalent of a macaroni necklace
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🚨 HOLD TIGHT, STEVE IS FIXING HIS INTERNET 🚨 He will be back live soon!! Enjoy this clip of Steve dancing while we wait
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We need a hero . Steve is that hero we need. Guy’s can u make edits on this for me with my face on it thank u. Dave portnoy style . I’m gonna take over X and always keep it 💯 put the people first
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@unusual_whales Denim has had a raisin holster for decades
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@hondadeal4vets Correction: 2👀
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@iammemeloper after the peer reviews come
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@cb_doge 7 billion dollars🥸
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@lporiginalg Could have learned their answer in the amount of time it took them to have a meltdown
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@alifarhat79 The 90s were good😎
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@il0venostalgia Can smell it from here. Worth more than gold at school. Worth nothing at home.
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@0xgaut lol that's a pretty sus spreadsheet though
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@creatorthefilm What a great ad.🥸
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@kelsey_laymon @greg16676935420 @lindayaX Woa, woa, woa... you can't get to Linda without talking with HR first🥸
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@Billyhottakes @stoolpresidente Spoken like a true politician
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@sneako Lol 16 year old Sneako based
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How’s it going?🥸
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Their premium version is $480 per year. 𝕏 is $86. More companies are starting to post jobs on 𝕏. Let that SinkedIn🥸
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@il0venostalgia Trick-or-treating after dark👻
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Farming 15M impressions v 5M
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if bot farms were powered by cat food
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Wizard of Ozzypoo 🧙‍♂️
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Greetings beautiful people of the world. I will share more from my life as a token of thank you. I have recordings and pictures from years ago but never had the courage to be out there. I have watery eyes from all the love I get here. I can feel it. Thank you. Also thank you all
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@PicturesFoIder Me throwing away all the shrimps🥸
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@ballsdeepindoge You technically chose this.
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@xai Monday is gonna be fun🙄
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GM Terrific Tuesday☕️ Looks like we have Elon Musk, Fat Bottomed Girls, and Carol Baskin trending today. What happened last night?👀😂
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Just muted the most annoying person I've ever encountered on the internet.🥸
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@9to5mac Casa Bonita
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Have to hit the dispensary in the morning.. Can’t stand those retards 😒
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@imPenny2x Can you imagine how much a nose job for greg would cost 🤯
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@MarkCrtlC This should be more helpful for your insurance provider
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@alifarhat79 @cb_doge @lindayaX There goes ad revenue 🤦‍♂️
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@MaxWinebach @jaketran8302 It’s not the programs (which are likely 90% web based) that you’re using to learn he’s referring to. The large majority of SMBs and enterprise companies operate in a Windows/Linux environment. The exception is generally preference.
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Should I continue giving friends free, unconditional cash... OR Start giving away a few bucks here and there in return for following, liking, RT, tag a friend etc.? Honest and sincere question.
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@PicturesFoIder They’d rather itemize ‘Parasite Oyster’ and discount instead of just comping the whole meal 😂
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@cb_doge Innovation.
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@iammemeloper I use powershell more than anything and can relate🥸
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@xDaily Looks like the spool has finally run out 🤷‍♂️
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@stevewilldoit I think the communist pigs part should win them over 😂
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@unusual_whales If they learned how to spell, they might earn a little more🥸
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@alifarhat79 delicious steak houses
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It's not personal, it's just the reality🥸
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@treb5475 @unusual_whales I’d argue that $175k on either coast is still sufficient for a comfortable lifestyle. Too many folks don’t live within their memes🥸
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@ballsdeepindoge Upon delivery:
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Another beautiful day in sw Michigan 💜
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@1stbestMA_ Your experiences sound like they’ll open many doors of opportunity. Go solo and start creating on 𝕏🫡
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@HumansNoContext
NO CONTEXT HUMANS
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@alifarhat79 Sounds like the globe needs to start creating on 𝕏
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@oshea @adrianpcarbone @X This will make my job so much easier🫡
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@ElonMuskAOC my back hurts and the grass is sharp😮‍💨
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I always say I don’t like fast-paced style videos but this is undeniably great. Very fun ad
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Why you should use code "stevewilldoit" on Roobet
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@il0venostalgia The Beatles
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Was a good run. I don't lie about people. Weeding snakes from the grass is simple.
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@_d3f4ult I’m not studying any of those things until I master ‘sick & twisted psyop witch hunt inquisition’
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@reddit_lies Such a cesspool
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@il0venostalgia How Lego bricks are made🤝
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@triangl_io @0xgaut I meant sus as in walking by and seeing someone’s cells filled with memes, opposed to their work😂
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🐾🇺🇸
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@elonmuskewl The longest good morning quote thread
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Remember the time Bob Barker beat up Happy Gilmore? "Price is wrong, B*TCH!"😂😂
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@CramerTracker @jimcramer Lol hanging down here like Spider-Man
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Kind of crazy how many people I saw switch up today. Everyone likes to take a position on the common consensus, but as soon as they hear they're position is wrong, they switch up. Imo, it's quite simple to distinguish self-gain from genuineness.
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@stevewilldoit Is the jet big enough for that many people?
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@joerevenceo @stevewilldoit Woa we need a pic of it on ya first 😑
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