Bao (aka Ernest Heminguey) 🥟🕶️🧵🪡 @wulverzwitz Twitter profile

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Bao (aka Ernest Heminguey) 🥟🕶️🧵🪡

3 months

“Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Muundays! Ha ha, just kidding but yeah no we’re doing cameras on for this Teams call so if you can just turn yours on…” - the moment that sent Hego Damask fully to the dark side

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@wulverzwitz

3 years

@SlaudioCaavedra @daintysl0th This is the only answer that makes sense.

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2 years

@iILMeeL @ancalehr @UberFacts I’m impressed that you found a drawing of a hornet using a computer.

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2 years

@eluhdes @iILMeeL @ancalehr @UberFacts That’s even more impressive.

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3 years

@GOFLOCKYOURSELF @SourPatchB *finishes* “She really doesn’t care about me as a person…” *brakes screech, u-turn, stops at Wendy’s for some spicy chicken nuggets and a Frosty before heading home*

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2 years

@DaveMcNamee3000

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6 months

@GuitarWorld He doesn’t want to sell guitars to serious musicians, he wants to sell expensive guitars to lawyers/doctors/etc.

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3 years

@iprpleubhive @TheTitanBaddie Beyonce is too fine to exist.

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1 year

@smod4real You could literally get Trump to admit to anything if you simply told him “You know, Obama wouldn’t be afraid to admit this…”

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2 years

@lxs__szd @FightHaven You get packed up by an old dude with a cane like this you need to just go live in the forest by yourself and wait for the Lord to come collect you.

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4 years

@shortsnforts @DavidShuster @SenTedCruz Frankly, we aren’t sending our best to Cancun.

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@wulverzwitz

1 year

@ErinChack The efficiency of this tweet is a significant part of its excellence.

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2 years

@quakerraina I have time for both of them.

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@wulverzwitz

2 years

@Fights_inc This was not a fight, this was a man issuing a correction.

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4 years

@stuartfiddle Did he give you the Doc Holliday dismissal on camera?

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2 years

@KatieK8286 @AshleyGWinter It would’ve been safer just not tweeting this, but you do you.

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1 year

@bornposting This is Gene erasure.

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@wulverzwitz

2 years

@Ghoulybutt @1KidneyJoe People sleeping in the same bed are definitely fucking.

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@wulverzwitz

2 years

@MikeArendt @jmurffff I remember people doing this as far back as the late 90’s. Somebody’s grandpa will probably get on here and say they were doing it while storming the beach at Normandy in WWII. Timeless.

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2 years

@nathanallebach She’s mad that he has a MacBook out on the train?

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2 years

@_yung_bukowski_ My man here thinking: “But did I extinguish all of the devotional candles in the sanctuary? I shall nut quickly, so that I may retire and confirm the safety of the Lord’s building.”

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3 years

@CobhozaR @OhFuckYeahBud82

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@wulverzwitz

3 years

@MarkyMark_904 @flaxseedthot Hulk forced to nap within the first five minutes of the movie.

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2 years

@LuckyNyte @okaygworl @lil_lopeep This is easily the best gif I have seen in the past three months.

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@wulverzwitz

4 years

@nkizzlego @jzux How else do you expect a guy to look when he’s fantasizing about strangling and then eviscerating bunnies?

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2 years

@bigjucieyfruit @Impulse785 “What’s the deal with planets? You eat one, ten millennia later you’re hungry again. What’s the deal?”

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2 years

@bchu201 @selmae7 @7caraj

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@wulverzwitz

1 year

@BenjaminCrew1 His cries for his son hit me in the feels. That scene was painful to watch.

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@wulverzwitz

3 years

@BHacrosstheUS @ShaiMarii @Hello_ItsLex That might be what he defines as better, so you may both be right.

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@wulverzwitz

2 years

@weenuswoopus @DCarp1231 @Phil_Lewis_ Adam Sandler is a good dramatic actor. I still do not want to hear his fucking voice and that face as Magneto. Just doesn’t fit the role.

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@wulverzwitz

3 years

@tsorg76 @ChrisPalmerNBA I saw Kobe at Disneyland in 2018. Total star moment. As he walked past, he caught everyone’s gaze, like a literal wave as he passed by. When he got to me, he stopped and said “Nobody knows why I changed from 8 to 24, except FartFace. I told Chris some bullshit. Lmao.”

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@wulverzwitz

2 years

@rowboatstired @nataliesnorres I’m sorry to hear that, Schoolerella.

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@wulverzwitz

4 years

@DiscussingFilm A hostile work environment is a hostile work environment. That’s not how you treat employees, even if they’re wrong. It’s unprofessional, plain and simple. Correct people on what they’re supposed to do, and if that doesn’t work, follow your process for terminating people.

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@wulverzwitz

7 months

#MailCall Obsidians finally arrived. I needed these so bad.

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@wulverzwitz

2 years

@tashakaminsky Makes sense. Strangers turning you over to the authorities can’t hurt anywhere near the betrayal of being turned over by people you believed cared about you.

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@wulverzwitz

10 months

@mx_desolate @parismartineau They blatantly insult him and his response is to educate them even further on clothing. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT HIM.

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@wulverzwitz

2 years

@baddestmamajama One time this girl invited herself to take a walk with me to get Jamba Juice. At the end I told her it had been fun and she said “if you think this was fun, you should take me out to dinner!” I somehow did not realize that she was literally instructing me to ask her out.

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@brendohare Biden: Let me call your parents, I’m sure they’re worr- Barron: If it’s all the same to you, I’d just as soon stay living here in the boiler room. I can make my own sandwiches and I’m not loud.

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3 years

@zedonarrival “I want this kid for Twitter content.”

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@wulverzwitz

2 years

@buck_millions @soledadobrien And where she was on January 6th.

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@RedWoman1552 @jesawyer @pandasteve93 @Divinadecampo @madison_tayt You don’t live here and you don’t eat out much so why are you so adamant about making a stupid point about something that doesn’t affect you?

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@cocopaper_ @DailyLoud The audacity of a dude who looks like this to say ANYTHING about any woman anywhere is highly questionable.

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@Illiana_S27 @MEPFuller @Stonekettle “These poors won’t be putting this money into mutual funds. They don’t deserve it.”

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6 months

The degenerate in me thinks that if these get down to $200, I should buy a second pair and just have them on ice and wear the shit out of my current pair.

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@cubanchanel @Fights_inc Adrian did not want the smoke; Adrian was the smoke.

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2 years

@BR_OpenIce

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2 years

@313chille @SlayedByYonce @Puff_Iya This dude:

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2 years

@AloneNTheGarden @full_slack @KyleighMM_ I dunno, but the authenticity of that unhinged punctuation tells me that this person has a dedication to their craft. Method Tweeting, as it were.

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2 years

@miles_thewolf @authblkman @LifeWithJRDN Dude was about 30% away from Heath Ledger Joker “LOOK AT ME!”

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2 years

@ZiaOnFilmAndTV @nathanallebach Still a weird thing to post. How would it look if she moved to a nice neighborhood and someone posted a pic of her with a comment about what her presence meant to the neighborhood? Just no need for it. Dude is minding his business and she seems to have no idea

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@wulverzwitz

3 years

@griffonatrix @AliceAvizandum Sounds absolutely on-brand for a member of law enforcement

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2 years

@vorsenh @nickcrescere @bbykyoko Because it’s awful.

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@wulverzwitz

5 months

Saw a dude wearing a cooked pair of these today with the coral laces and it just bumped them up to the top of my list. Cooked Jordan 1s look really good.

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8 months

@PeteBlackburn One of them was Batman, the other just committed hate crimes.

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@wulverzwitz

3 years

@MyPotnaB They didn’t give you a gift, they gave you a mission

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2 years

@soulja_smoki @kkbutterfly27xx @aliyahInterlude That is 100% what she did.

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@wulverzwitz

2 years

@TSA_NewEngland @BostonLogan @TSA @MassStatePolice The weed angle is a cover; they were really smuggling guac.

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1 year

@Alright_I_Guess @OkButStill Sometimes destiny just manifests.

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@JenniferMangum3 @shannonsharpeee Someone talks about my dead relative like that they’re catching these hands. Not every answer has to be the right one.

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@wulverzwitz

3 years

@MattHasTheMusic Go get you some new Lululemon pants, King! 👑

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@wulverzwitz

4 years

Pedro watching the family Chantel turning their attention to Angenette and her family: #thefamilychantel

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@LindsayFromTX @CPhT_LVN_RN @punishedgarage “Don’t start no shit…won’t *be* no shit…” - this bird, probably

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@wulverzwitz

3 years

@MarkyMark_904 @flaxseedthot Thanos had to show Hulk exactly what kind of smoke he had chosen to chase.

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2 years

@BrandyLJensen Don: well, what do you think? Mom: okay. Don: We go get married and then tacos? Mom: married, yes. Tacos, I’m not sure. Maybe Thai? Don: Thai could be good. But married first? Mom: yes, I already said it. It’s been two decades, don’t get antsy on me now.

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3 years

@thesolesupplier Sneakers are meant to be worn. It’s stupid to worry about creases and keeping your kicks in their boxes until they crumble. These aren’t investment tools; wear that shit.

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11 months

My SOTY. Don’t care what Complex or anyone else thinks.

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@wulverzwitz

1 year

@PeteBlackburn Holy shit, the way they capitalized “DEFINITELY” in his wiki page:

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@wulverzwitz

9 months

Birthday Sneakers #1 have arrived. FUCKING FINNNNNNNNALLY.

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@wulverzwitz

4 months

@ninastarner I’m imagining him calling places and people immediately asking “wait, is this Harry Potter? Why do you want to know this? Are you some kind of a fact checker now?” And then him immediately hanging up and having to call back with a fake voice.

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11 months

This might be my only SB Dunk where I actually like a different colored set of laces better than the ones they came with. #kotd #yoursneakersaredope

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@wulverzwitz

6 months

“We’re here to fuck shit up.” #kotd #yoursneakersaredope

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@wulverzwitz

6 months

Today’s a good day for the Scott Travis lows. #kotd #yoursneakersaredope

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11 months

@susie_weakly She seems like a truly annoying whyte.

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3 years

@mvp1979jr @IneededDaMoney They’re like “oh yah that’s just Gus dontcha know he does this every Friday. Best just to let him get it out of his system yah.”

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1 year

When you’re at the park in L&Fs, you have to. YOU HAVE TO. #kotd #yoursneakersaredope

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I had a revelation on the Reimagined Royals today. Saw a dude with a super cooked pair. When that blue suede is worn down and lightened, it looks fucking amaaaaaazing. Gonna buy a pair and wear them for two months straight so that they fade and look good.

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2 years

@ass_beaters Biker’s fault

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2 years

@MediumSizeMeech Dakota is like “I told you to wear underpants”

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@SnackOnAPeach @Puff_Iya

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11 months

My small guy turns 4 today, but we threw it back to 3. #kotd #yoursneakersaredope

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1 year

@GTGoldenGoose @Wells_P MJ was like “…ready to comply.”

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@dekuvsbakugo @meaghanoelle @aaronsabn I just want to say that I couldn’t have moved into my new place without your help this past weekend. Also, thank you for making me a pizza from scratch after all of the moving. And when did you learn how to sing opera? Your voice was the perfect soundtrack to the pizza-eating.

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@SaraM5115 @ShalewaE And yet, he makes enough every five minutes to afford this, so expensive gifts are absolutely meaningless.

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2 years

@ConceptualJames Cool shirt. Do they make it in your size?

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2 years

@clubmanikin @CultureCrave Tom Cruise would literally jump off of the plane just to prove to you that it’s real.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane

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1 year

I just wanna know if anyone ever actually took a shit in the bathroom while the documents were in there because the world needs to know

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@Canunotye @The_Bklyn_Timez @DailyLoud

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@bivtown @Baileymoon15 You weren’t chosen for a reason

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@LittleMissLizz @PeteBlackburn I thought she got rocked into next week but she popped back up and was fixing her hair, that’s a Boston girl through and through. She’s been in a scrap or five before.

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@hannahwheel @plxnt_dxddy @1KidneyJoe THEIR NAMES WERE SMOAK AND BEAVER??????

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@TXMCtrades @crazyclipsonly This was way too awkward to be scripted. The pacing of the conversation seems real, unlike most staged videos. Looks like she was filming her set and this dude didn’t realize it.

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2 years

@sesaesid2 @lilyblueyez This is not hot, it’s a good take.

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1 year

Paisley. That’s the tweet. #kotd #yoursneakersaredope

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11 months

Might wear these mfs every day for the rest of the year. #kotd #koty #soty #yoursneakersaredope

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2 years

@KevinThobias @DailyLoud Keep this same energy when the IRS learns that you fudge a little on your taxes. Hell, you might actually welcome the tigers.

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@wulverzwitz

3 years

@abdulaiiiiiii @Top5Fights Qualified for the medal round in the hammer throw

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Bao (aka Ernest Heminguey) 🥟🕶️🧵🪡

@wulverzwitz

3 years

@nosalaryretaind Not surprised that people in the comments are bothered that a player gave a thoughtful answer that wasn’t monosyllabic.

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Bao (aka Ernest Heminguey) 🥟🕶️🧵🪡

@wulverzwitz

3 years

@SpaceGhostx @NotThe2 @GOFLOCKYOURSELF @SourPatchB Dude is right though; you may have residual nut on your hands. Sanitizer will just make that nut bacteria-free, but it’s still there.

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Bao (aka Ernest Heminguey) 🥟🕶️🧵🪡

@wulverzwitz

2 years

My second custom, Nike Dunk Low “Little Tokyo”. Hand-stitched by me out of a Japanese textile bandana that I found in, you guessed it, Little Tokyo here in LA. #kotd #yoursneakersaredope #nike #sneakercustom