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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

2 years

the john wick movies make sense to me because if someone fucked with my dog I’d do all the stuff he did

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

4 months

let's all say our favorite dan radcliffe stories. mine is that he worked as a real fact-checker at the new yorker to prepare for his role in "the lifespan of a fact" and would just casually call places, not say who he was, and confirm teeny tiny details of menus & stuff

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@juliareinstein

4 months

my favorite Daniel Radcliffe story is that he once went on a Bachelor recap podcast, did not mention his acting career even once, and gave the incisive analysis of the episode only a truly studied fan could

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@ninastarner

8 months

I always love @jpbrammer ’s newsletter but this one is an all-timer

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@ninastarner

4 months

like he was apparently - pretty good at the job! and took it really seriously! a good egg!!!

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@ninastarner

5 months

Hall & Wagenbach

@BenShh1

5 months

who’s the funniest rapper that could somehow get involved in the Drake-Kendrick beef

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@ninastarner

4 months

Daniel Radcliffe and the Art of the Fact-Check

Researching his role in “The Lifespan of a Fact,” the actor embeds in The New Yorker’s fact-checking department.

www.newyorker.com

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@ninastarner

4 months

@TomHoefWrites WEIRD LITTLE GUYS ARE THE BEST

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@ninastarner

4 months

@emrosser210 OH my GOD that’s so kind!! short king short king

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@ninastarner

4 months

@PieschManworth we REALLY do love a picket-line walking union-supporting king. (also hey thanks for being a SAG captain!!!)

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

1 year

Seema telling Carrie she can't spend an entire summer with mushy coupled-up friends for her own sanity is perhaps the most relatable thing #AJLT has ever, EVER shown

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@ninastarner

2 years

sometimes @vulture chooses violence in their "best of" lists and I... I just... I love it so much.

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@ninastarner

5 years

a fully @chrissyteigen Easter, in her dish no less (these asparagus and golden onion rice pilaf recipes are no joke)

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@ninastarner

4 months

@fifimcfae congratulations to erin darke once again!!!!!!

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@ninastarner

2 years

we should all be more like jason mendoza

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@ninastarner

4 months

@karekenj HELL yeah.

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

1 year

I think this (correct) take also explains why the Gen Z Gossip Girl never hit— everyone was way too moral. the whole point of the original is that everybody was a monster and that’s why it was FUN

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@theashleyray

1 year

the last time i tried to say why a gen z girls wouldnt work it started a small civil war, but i will use this very smart thread to make this point: Girls knew its characters were the worst, racist, meant to be made fun of and i think gen z would want a sincerity Girls lacked

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@ninastarner

1 year

@gibsonoma I ALSO thought something legitimately went wrong!!!

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@ninastarner

4 months

@redDesertweirdo he was INCREDIBLE in Equus too and that is… a really challenging role

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

11 months

taylor swift is not in a PR relationship with travis kelce because I love her but she’s not that good of an actor. I’ve seen CATS. I would know

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@ninastarner

1 year

@lucyj_ford this article is on point AND extremely funny

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@ninastarner

4 years

cops when an entirely peaceful protest suddenly turns violent

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@ninastarner

1 year

oh NO! a museum that I know for a fact charges tens of thousands for private events has a little spray paint on the outside and a pane of broken glass after hosting a transphobic hate group solely for profit and despite outcry?! HOW SHALL WE AS A CITY EVER RECOVER?!?!?!?

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@ninastarner

4 months

@wulverzwitz in the new yorker piece he calls spots and deadass goes "hi, this is dan with the new yorker" but STILL, wouldn't you recognize his voice!

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@ninastarner

1 year

@mariskreizman I’m our fun guy in Uruguay

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@ninastarner

5 months

I found this to be a gorgeously written & beautifully considered review of the Tortured Poets Department by @CraigSJ , who really dives into the optics Taylor likely wants to present vs. the optics she actually does present!

The Performative Poets Department

On her new album, Taylor Swift is restless, fed up, and a little too aware of what everyone wants.

www.vulture.com

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

4 months

@JasonCoward2 I am LIVING for all the sweet positive stories about him.

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@ninastarner

1 year

if the tie-dye "I am kenough" sweatshirt is not on sale within the next few days and available for me, personally, to buy with my money, then what was all of this even for

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

3 years

@lindaholmes @svershbow when I tell Lux “time for bed!” she jumps onto my bed and makes a little nest for herself under the covers and it’s my favorite thing in the world.

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@ninastarner

1 year

@AlisonLeiby 50-60 times, roughly? I think this is normal

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@ninastarner

4 months

@fifimcfae fae I was trying to be nice but like… YEAH… congrats I GUESS erin 🫠 glad you locked down a rare good man who’s also charming and cute as hell

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

4 years

this piece by @jpbrammer has made me feel a tiny bit less horrible about being single during COVID which, honestly, is a pretty enormous step these days

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

11 months

laughed & gasped in equal measure at this incredible piece of investigative journalism by @rachel_handler

‘She Eats, She Pays, She Gets the F– Out’

Servers, bartenders, and owners explain what happens when Taylor Swift visits their NYC restaurants.

www.vulture.com

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@ninastarner

5 months

@emilynussbaum Daniel stealing Bridget’s line about Kafka’s Motorbike being “positively Vonnegut-esque” - which is then repeated by Salman Rushdie - might be my favorite tiny moment of that movie.

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@ninastarner

2 months

I just pressed play on Emily in Paris Season 4 because I hate myself. can't wait to see how not a single one of these bozos ever faces a single consequence for everything ever bc this show does not understand what conflict is!

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@ninastarner

19 days

@PhillyPartTwo @vulture this is frankly an annoying thing to say! he was clearly overwhelmed and not expecting to win! sorry that he didn't pass your smell test!

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@ninastarner

4 years

“we will be back in some form”

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@ninastarner

2 months

philly achievement unlocked I guess? thanks for the assist @JGitto and @bikemamadelphia

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@ninastarner

1 year

@wrexweed btw this is textbook emotional abuse!!!!

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@ninastarner

2 years

well I watched #FireIslandMovie and fully cried and it’s PERFECT and it reminded me that I still know all the words to “Sometimes” by Britney Spears. also, Bowen Yang should win an Oscar for this movie.

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@ninastarner

4 years

@rachsyme fish spatula. I use it for grilled cheese and quesadillas and pancakes too

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@ninastarner

5 years

@bigchaunc64 @emilynussbaum yes!! there’s so many good things happening in this movie that nobody mentions how sweet and lovely Chris Cooper is; the scene where he quietly listens to Beth play music is one for the ages.

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@ninastarner

1 year

@gibsonoma “you could have just said no.”

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@ninastarner

2 years

I am going to say this on main and I don’t care: it’s so fucked up that there’s no concrete pain management for IUD procedures beyond “take some Tylenol.”

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@ninastarner

3 months

I have to believe that the idea of a woman running legitimately never even occurred to this guy

Variety

@Variety

3 months

Aaron Sorkin no longer believes the Democratic Party should select Republican Senator Mitt Romney as its candidate in the 2024 presidential race: “I take it all back. [Kamala] Harris for America!”

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@ninastarner

1 year

honestly you might be ok. it's mostly the doctors that die

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@1918friends

1 year

imagine you get out of a saw trap and then they send you to the greys anatomy hospital.

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@ninastarner

24 days

the electoral college if she'd called him a motherfucker on live TV

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"and this mo- former president🙂" SHE WANTED TO GAG HIM SO BAD LMFAOOOOOO😭😭😭 #Debate2024

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@ninastarner

2 years

got some fun @NobleBloodTales merch in the mail yesterday! thanks, @DanaSchwartzzz & your whole team 👑

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

3 years

found Karl Havoc at Musée Rodin (cc: @ITYSL )

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@ninastarner

4 months

@ntaddei @TomHoefWrites it feels so clear that he picks roles because he just vibes with them and is always trying to push himself further - which leads to delightful shit like his dance sequence in Miracle Workers or a farting corpse movie

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@ninastarner

1 year

I’m not saying Scheana’s defense that she can’t form a fist because of her nails isn’t true. I’m just saying it’s the funniest fucking defense I’ve ever heard in my life. #pumprules

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@ninastarner

4 years

@joshgondelman this is the energy I want to carry with me for my entire life. and I know my dog will back me up

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@ninastarner

4 months

the NYT loves to compare people being mildly inconvenienced to people whose tents are being firebombed in the middle of the fucking night. jeeeesus christ

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@ninastarner

2 months

my mom just cooked the shit out of JD vance re the swiss cheese thing oh my GOD

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@ninastarner

2 months

I uhhhhhh interviewed Blake Lively this week?!

Blake Lively Talks It Ends With Us And Gives The Best Advice To Young Actors [EXCLUSIVE] - Looper

Blake Lively's new movie "It Ends With Us" is heading to theaters, and she spoke to Looper about the movie - and her advice to younger actors.

www.looper.com

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

1 year

fun fact: I have Charles Barkley's autograph because when I was born he happened to be at Pennsylvania Hospital and wanted to give an autograph to the youngest baby. I was said youngest baby

Tim Onion

@oneunderscore__

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Charles Barkley, everybody!

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@ninastarner

10 months

@offbeatorbit I’m 33 and have been a serial monogamist throughout my limited dating years— and now I’ve been fully single for almost a year and have absolutely no idea what I’m doing. it’s hard. I feel you.

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@ninastarner

9 months

Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie both being snubbed at today's Oscar nominations is, without a doubt, the opening setpiece of my villain origin story

Jen Chaney

@chaneyj

9 months

They really didn't nominate Greta Gerwig. Wow.

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

6 months

in my FIRST EVER piece for ⁦ @IndieWire ⁩, I do a deep dive on whether or not the HIMYM finale still sucks! it does, actually!!!!!!!! thanks to ⁦ @ErinStrecker ⁩ for this opportunity!

‘How I Met Your Mother’: 10 Years Later, Does the Series Finale Still Not Work?

'How I Met Your Mother' concluded its run 10 years ago on March 31, 2014. Fans didn't like the finale then. Has opinion changed?

www.indiewire.com

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@ninastarner

6 months

I love You’re the Worst soooo much and will not rest until it is beloved by everyone

IndieWire

@IndieWire

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‘You’re the Worst’ Deserves a Resurgence

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@ninastarner

17 days

I think we should delete all AI except the function that tells men their novels are stupid

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@ninastarner

10 months

I think y’all should have some regrets honestly

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@ninastarner

7 years

@Nicole_Cliffe why didn’t any Tudor wives understand the yes, and principle

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@ninastarner

3 years

@nadiachaudhury @rakeshsatyal they’re always on public transit to boot, despite the fact that emily *never sets foot on the metro*

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@ninastarner

4 years

@DanaSchwartzzz Legally Blonde is low key the most feminist movie ever I love it with all my heart

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@ninastarner

3 months

this entire tragedy is so gutting and was so avoidable if drivers weren’t such absolute pieces of shit. philadelphia doesn’t do nearly enough to protect cyclists and pedestrians.

NBC10 Philadelphia

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3 months

The cyclist struck and killed while riding near Rittenhouse Square last night has been identified by family as Barbara Friedes, a doctor at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia.

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@ninastarner

4 years

replace all Columbus statues with statues of Marisa Tomei in MY COUSIN VINNY

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@ninastarner

6 months

few things bring me as much joy as when my dog meets a dog that looks like her but bigger

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@ninastarner

3 years

@Modosombrero @iSmashFizzle Jason Segel filmed in Philly in summer 2019 and I got to meet him multiple times; what a great guy. genuinely good egg.

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@ninastarner

1 year

guys @adampally is the best and definitely knows the words to Champagne Supernova, despite the language barrier cc: @sophyish

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

4 years

@TimHerrera it’s so baffling to me that anyone needs a wedding right now! if you’re worried about not wanting to get married still in like two years....... you should not! be getting! married! in! the first place!!!!!

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

3 years

UMMMM not @DivaLaci name dropping the nicest man alive Ken Bolden in VULTURE (ok sorry Laci, now I'm just spamming you)

All Hail the Scam Goddess Laci Mosley

“Robbery really resonates with people, and it’s taken me to some dope places and introduced me to some amazing people pretty fast.”

www.vulture.com

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@ninastarner

1 year

@mariskreizman I’m too transparent to find in a book

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@ninastarner

2 months

while we're all talking about Colleen Hoover's weird prose and bizarre details btw may I offer up this passage that lodged itself in my frontal lobe the second I read it

Gabrielle Drolet

@gabrielledrolet

2 months

My friend and I once tried to read It Ends With Us together and it’s very bad in a lot of ways. For example, why does Colleen Hoover keep mentioning marine-grade polymer? It comes up so many times. It’s so funny. Why is she doing this

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@ninastarner

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in the midseason premiere of EMILY IN PARIS, Emily leaves her suitcase 10 feet away from her in the middle of Paris, has a lengthy conversation with her ex, cries, and stares at the snowy sky. during this entire thing, nobody steals the suitcase. GIVE. ME. A FUCKING. BREAK

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@ninastarner

3 years

is this heaven? or am I looking at a (cc: @boburnham )

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@ninastarner

4 years

@svershbow worst american girl doll ever

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@ninastarner

10 months

I am not in any way pretending that there aren't horrible, awful things going on all over the world right now, but jesus christ... the saltiness over someone who provided joy to a lot of people being named Person of the Year is very very sour to me.

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@ninastarner

3 years

@rachsyme got my shot on a Sunday, felt shitty on Monday, woke up on Tuesday feeling like cartoon birds were dressing me and also I could lift a car

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@ninastarner

6 months

hey guess what I got to write a SECOND piece for @IndieWire ! (thank you again, @ErinStrecker !) if you haven't watched You're the Worst, now's the time

‘You’re the Worst’ Deserves a Resurgence

The FXX show concluded its run five years ago in April. The dark comedy is still worth your time if you never watched.

www.indiewire.com

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@ninastarner

2 months

I KNOW YOU ALL WANNA BE MAD ABOUT VARIANTS BUT THIS IS VERY FUNNY SORRY

The Swift Society

@TheSwiftSociety

2 months

🚨| "thanK you aIMee" received a name change, being now "thank You aimEe".

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@ninastarner

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I am so so so thrilled to say that my first @vulture byline is on a piece discussing the weirdest element of It Ends With Us; thank you to @MelissaHLeon for her guidance and impeccable edits!

It Ends With Us’s Ellen DeGeneres Obsession

The now-disgraced daytime talk-show host is referenced three times in flashbacks without much explanation.

www.vulture.com

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@ninastarner

2 years

Lux is very high, home, and being a diva about soft food. thank you guys for your good thoughts. she’s got a two week recovery ahead but should be okay.

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@ninastarner

3 months

let commander loose in dc and whatever may come will come

Julie Greiner

@JulieAbridged

3 months

finally. they can let bidens dogs kill again

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@ninastarner

7 months

today in new york a guy overheard me make a comment to my friend and he turned around and said “that was really bitchy, but really good.” I have leveled up to my final form

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@ninastarner

9 months

lux’s first snow in TWO YEARS fam

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@ninastarner

3 years

I... have... an announcement!!!!! cc: @looper

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@ninastarner

4 years

@emilyvdw @femme_thoughts @ArdenPod Emily VDW has been my favorite TV critic for many moons, and I admire the crap outta her. and @ArdenPod is so good!!!

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@ninastarner

7 years

. @kumailn just saw @TheBigSickMovie and a) i LOVED IT hard and b) does Real Emily actually love every bird she sees? such a great detail.

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@ninastarner

2 years

@deannaraybourn this is perhaps the most stressful tweet I have ever seen and I genuinely don’t know how you didn’t confront them

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@ninastarner

7 months

you can fuck off for SEVERAL reasons. chief among them: Tyler Boebert is a legal adult and I guarantee he felt like he could get away with this shit, and you supporting bombing *actual* little kids in Gaza. you're never, ever, ever getting my vote again.

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This is a family in crisis and the recreational cruelty I see on social media needs to be out of bounds. I know the impact this has on children. I'm calling for restraint because cruelty has substantial collateral damage. We can't ever forget that they didn't sign up for this.

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@ninastarner

3 years

Saturday morning: dog, my just-delivered copy of Anatomy by @DanaSchwartzzz , bed. not pictured: coffee.

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@ninastarner

3 years

this is pretty cool tbqh

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@ninastarner

2 years

I had to look this up and I want to die yeah a billion isn’t enough

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@ninastarner

5 months

just ate an edible and turned on Madame Web AMA

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@ninastarner

3 months

I know someone who was told that she was “very shy and weird and mostly talked to the adults” and the kids didn’t like her and I was like wow. I have exactly one thing in common with taylor swift

cowboy like dorothea 🫶🏼✨

@saveuaseat44

3 months

my brother’s coworker went to school with her and they confirmed everyone just thought she was a weirdo so like i completely get why it was so important to her to take over the world

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@ninastarner

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@ninastarner

9 months

sorry but will ferrell screaming "it smells like HOT SUSHI in here" got a HUGE laugh out of me. guy's still got it

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

3 years

saw two protestors outside of Planned Parenthood in Philly today and figured they were each worth roughly twenty five bucks

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

4 years

currently obsessed with: @McHenryJD ’s commitment to the best bit of all time

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nina(delphia) (coconut tree version)

@ninastarner

1 year

just want to say that the number of women using the men’s bathroom at the #PhillyTSTheErasTour on Saturday (and probably the other nights) was a beyond solid argument for gender neutral bathrooms in that everyone peacefully coexisted as we peed between Phoebe and Taylor

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