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@Gori_Grindelfig

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Gori Grindelfig, son of Dori Grindelfig. Blacksmith, Chef, and Warlock. I enjoy a hard days work and a tall pint of ale. Favorite human: @Katano426

My keep, deep in the mountains
Joined April 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Is this the blue redemption arc? No, it could never be.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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When you run out of spells slots and just say fuck it and throw your orb.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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"One of these" What a joke.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Humans will see an untrained sorcerer and make fun of them. Humanity has fallen.
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spent the last hour going down the rabbit hole of this autistic black guy on instagram who thinks he can create leaf tornados
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Sorcerer's will draw the fool, and try to make you think that's a bad thing. But buddy, you've got a journey coming.
@gregthesorcerer
Greg the Sorcerer
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Nice argument unfortunately I’ve already drawn you as the fool
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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What a little agent of chaos, I love him.
@ThisToxicX
✨🔆ThisToxicX🔆✨
4 months
The wizard returns
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
8 months
My most buzzkill opinion is that we should have very strict packaging and labling regulations for anything poisonous or with deadly nightshade in it. Dragons' breath should be better labeled, too.
@gregthesorcerer
Greg the Sorcerer
8 months
Opened the fridge, saw what I thought to be a delicious elixir. When I tell you I almost called 911 after taking a gulp of this
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Oh that's definitely a case of sneezing mid phase shift. That's terminal, I am afraid.
@EM_RESUS
Sam Ghali, M.D.
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Here’s one of the scariest CT scans I’ve ever seen What’s the diagnosis?
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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When it comes to curses, wording is very deliberate. Greg may very well have cursed a man's ass.
@gregthesorcerer
Greg the Sorcerer
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The doordash guy complained about the tip I gave him so I’m cursing his ass
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Got lost in the caves again. To make matters worse, this dude keep smacking my rump everytime I turn my back to him.
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
6 months
I hope you all realise that Greg doesn't have underwear or pants in this pic.
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Greg the Sorcerer
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
5 months
If you ever find a Druid's old stash of fungal spores, please don't immediately start hyperventilating. That is probably the worst thing you could do.
@messedupfoods
i like food
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aint no way this is sanitary 😭
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Elder wizards will brew potions until the day they die, but won't brew a proper mead, smh.
@gregthesorcerer
Greg the Sorcerer
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Let’s see where the night takes us
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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It's weird to think this vicious mockery is only going to deal 1d4 damage.
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13th Century Diss Melody Song: Geeking off Elixir
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I'm waiting to see how long Greg rots in that cell before he remembers they forgot to put dimeritium cuffs on him.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Me to the various gnomes that still owe me money.
@MeltedPolar
Slushy (Scary) 😈
5 months
Idk how you can hate babies they are so fucking stupid this shit had me dying
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. ELDRITCH BLAST 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
@PostingRogue
Rogue Posting
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. SNEAK ATTACK 🥷🏿🥷🏿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🥷🏿🔪🔪🔪🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🔪🥷🏿🔪🥷🏿🥷🏿🔪🔪🔪🥷🏿🔪🔪🔪🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🔪🔪🔪🔪🥷🏿🔪🥷🏿🔪🔪🔪🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🔪🔪🥷🏿🔪🔪🔪🔪🥷🏿🥷🏿🔪🔪🔪🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🔪🔪
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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The masses can appreciate the objective superiority of magical folk.
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Twitter has a funny obsession with wizards
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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One of the Dragons that owed me money was slain by an adventuring group who died from mortal wounds shortly after!
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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This thing snuck past all my traps. Send help.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I can't quite put a finger on it, but the image used looks quite familiar.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Watching my door dash delivery guy try to get past all my traps.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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ROCK AND STONE!!!!
@nypost
New York Post
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These three little words are a big turn-on
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Update: Beat it to death with a rock $👍
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I messed up big time. My new chimera has developed a taste for booze and now it can't feel pain. I cannot discipline it. It is going feral.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Wizards are pondering cubes now. Pretty soon, they will fall down the path of pondering tetris, or perhaps minecraft.
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Greg the Sorcerer
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Pondering my cube
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Soldiers are learning how to cast spells whilst in heavy armor. Even spells not in their spell book. It may be time to start culling their numbers.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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How adventures look when I won't give them an 80% discount on my enchanted weapons because they are, "The good guys"
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
5 months
Crack cocaine, or maybe honey mustard.
@K0ll3X
KJ🪐
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*KETCHUP DOES NOT EXIST* what you having with these???
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Hehe woops. Cast my most powerful reanimaton spell without waiting for the summer solstice. Now everything that ever died, rotted, and became dirt is screaming.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Greg the Sorcerer
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Ah yes, the harmonic mineral coordinator. Please don't use that on the human skull, the harmonics will slowly liquify the brain.
@skelbthree
Skelbton The Wizard
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The dwarven smiths have made me a great doohickey
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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@gregthesorcerer Abusing skeletal minions is a very good way to relieve stress.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
4 months
The vile warlock has cast disintegrate clothes on me. Please, make him stop.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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My damned skeletons tried unionizing again. They say they aren't being paid enough, so let's see how much they like this silver.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I stole this.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Gods... I just love watching large, muscular knights beat the sweat off eachother.
@JustinWhang
Justin Whang 🐙
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Armored MMA goes so hard
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I hope you all realise that Greg does have underwear and pants in this pic.
@gregthesorcerer
Greg the Sorcerer
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Rockin the look
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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@DocGregith
Doc Gregith
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Just a little heads up.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Almost died today. A robber came into my keep with a loaded crossbow and aimed at me. Luckily, I am a fucking warlock and I have eldrich blast His mangled body fell down four flights of stairs damaging his body beyond resurrection. Thank Patron. 🙏📷
@FighterPosting
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Almost died today. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily, I had 13 various weapons enchanted with dancing. The blades and points embedded themselves into his skull. Thank God 🙏📷
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I'm not into men...but....
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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@gregthesorcerer made me an elixir. I drank it but then he just made more. He has been here for hours, please send help.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Vampiric thralls when I hit them with the unrivaled power of the sun.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Wizards with alzheimers when asked how they managed to open a black hole in town square.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I should see her again...
@fun_g4l
Fun Ghoul 👻
2 months
He’s a grower! 🍄‍🟫
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Everytime this video appears on my orb, I am compelled to watch it all the way through. It is as if a powerful enchantment has been cast upon me.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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This thing sucks, could a kind wizard get rid of it?
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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"Does it clap?" Sir, I am so fucking fat. Everything claps. It sounds like applause when I walk.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Wizards after you hit them with a comically large mallet.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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By the gods, I wish I was strong enough to control a golem that size.
@BandaiNamcoEU
Bandai Namco Entertainment Europe
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Many great foes roam in the Realm of Shadow. Tarnished, will you walk with us? #ELDENRING
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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@wizardsextape You're going too soft on them. They're clearly old enough for the hot car or the sandpaper treadmill.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
7 months
Too many necromancers use their strength to reanimate dinosaurs, and while that is cool, I find it more fun to reanimate the gods mistakes.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Does anyone have a scroll of acid resistance? I would like to try something.
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Greg the Sorcerer
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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This is why it is always a good practice to make your creations infertile. A homunculus of mine broke free a few months back, and I'm still putting down hog-men to this day.
@Shopkeeper777
Shopkeeper Morison
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My homunculus got out and started a family, bout to incinerate them all.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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@RE_JEXXED If I run out of mountains to live in, I will convert one of these into a house and live there with the occupational miners.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Mixing magic schools again. Combined necromancy with Alchemy to create a very mean and oh so green skeleton. Consuming him replenishes stamina.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Thank you, oh mighty wizards!
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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This thing sucks, could a kind wizard get rid of it?
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I dub thee, Hubert.
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
7 months
Can you name this creature?
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I messed up big time. My new chimera has developed a taste for booze and now it can't feel pain. I cannot discipline it. It is going feral.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Came across this dude on my way to the markets. His shoe was untied. I informed him of this and when he went to tie his shoe he just died. Anyway, meet my new zombie butler.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Check out my new cursed armor. It paralyzes the wearer and repeatedly stabs them in the balls.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I wish I had a large enough following where I could ask people to draw their OCs in this, and I could reply with a "hells yeah"
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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The wizards of the woods summoning 80 billion mosquitos the one day I go outside with shorts and sandals
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I cannot remember the last time I saw an elf in the enchanted forest. Do we even have those anymore? I've seen countless humans, halflings, and gnomes, but no elves.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Just my luck. Dropped my orb not even a week after the warranty expired. Guess I need a new one.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I cast kidney stone! For my next spell, I cast heat stone! Your turn, valiant warrior!
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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At the bog - Where the hags at? Cocky want boing boing
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@danghentschel
Dan Hentschel
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At the beach - Where the hoes at? Cocky want boing boing!
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Sorry guys, I couldn't resist casting slow on him before the recording.
@awkwardOW
Awkward
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Too toxicly masculine for the Overwatch community😢
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
5 months
What if, instead of tree, it was freak, and it ate moss and sucked roots?
@gnomepuddlefen
Pixels Puddlefen
5 months
this tree is a creep
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
5 months
Who could it be knocking at my door? Oh piss off, Greg, if this isn't about my gold I'm not interested!
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
4 months
Lost has gone too far. My zombie minions heard this, now I've got a huge mess that I don't want to clean up.
@LostMage2D
Lost the Spellcaster🧙
4 months
Power Word: Cum! 🧙‍♂️
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Ran outta mead.
@wiseconnector
W 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
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THREE words
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I must admit. It is nice to feel wanted. Even if it's by soulless automatons.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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The same goes for all magical folk of the enchanted forest. Our lives are not your gimmicks.
@gregthesorcerer
Greg the Sorcerer
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Just as a reminder to all my newer followers that I am NOT a gimmick account I am an actual real life sorcerer and everything I say is true
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I have added a new assassin type unit to my armies. Meet the knife monkey. I don't want him here, but he won't let me take the knives away.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Breaking News: Greg confirms that potion fluid is stored in the nuts.
@gregthesorcerer
Greg the Sorcerer
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Shower elixir goes nuts
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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New favorite pass time: casting frenzy on the strongest heros I see and dispelling it after they've already killed a few dozen people.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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By the gods, I nearly forgot! My wand. A simple construction made from mostly mundane materials, with a leather wrapped grip done by my lovely bog witch GF. Beneath the wrap are runes of power, granting the wielder great strength and endurance.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Should I post wand? I don't believe I've ever shown off my arcane focus before.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Mages think they're so clever casting silence on me, as if I don't have a +3 in strength.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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I'm up enchanting my shit right now, I've got flames on my blade right now.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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The Wizard's addiction to pondering must be studied. I've yet to meet a wizard or sorcerer that wasn't hooked on pondering. I've been invited to wizards towers just to ponder.
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Greg the Sorcerer
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Help, this psion has been mentally bombarding me with images of him sleeping with my late father. How do I fortify my psychic defenses?
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Some wizards are proclaiming that mana is stored in the balls. This is preposterous. We're that truly the case, then sure more witches and hags would want to be with me.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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Woke up from hung over after a legendary rager, and this bastard is staring at me again. Leave me alone you freaky bastard!
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
7 months
New flesh golem broke containment. Last seen heading for three village of the gnomes.
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
8 months
It doesn't matter that this says unfiltered poison right on it in huge letters. It looks like a stamina potion. I think we need a different shape or something for poisonous brews.
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
1 month
Mr. Bimble, they hit your tower again.
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@sailor__girlie
lady seacaptain
1 month
OH MY GOD TURN ON THE NEWS @BimbleWizard
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
2 months
Much like a vampire, I too would prefer my food to remain unfucked.
@FoodPornPhotos
Food Porn
2 months
🍕 What instantly ruins a pizza?
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
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@graveghostie
𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖞 ⚔️
28 days
I don’t CARE what kinds of spells he can cast, BIMBLE does NOT stand a chance against my BOOTS. he’s getting stomped.
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
3 months
Nvm guys. Figured out where all the elves went.
@gregthesorcerer
Greg the Sorcerer
3 months
Oh my god I hit an elf with my car
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
6 months
Perhaps my attraction towards evil women is unhealthy? No, that would never be the case. Anyway, I'm off to burn down a village to appease the bog hag.
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
5 months
@gregthesorcerer Greg, you're an adult. Don't wear shoes on the bed.
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Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
6 months
It's weird how in most Greek myths, Hades is the only God who is both faithful and loving to his wife, Persephone. Yet this is the statue you find when you look them up.
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
6 months
How it feels to be a massive pervert, but you don't want to make all the witches and hags uncomfortable.
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
3 months
@woman_mage I love women!!! I love women of most every shape and size!!!!
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
17 days
In honor of Spooky month, I have begun to copy practices from old texts I found on the campus library. These fellas are the perfect hybrid between a suit of possessed armor and a reanimated skeleton. I love them to bits!
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
6 months
Traveled to the land of barbarism. It appears ritualistic gnome decapitations are a regular occurrence.
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
23 days
You tell a high elf to put their nose to the grindstone, and 9 times out of 10, they pull this shit.
@Zasorimm
Zasorimm Silvershard
24 days
Had To Put My Apprentice To ŦĦ€ ŴĦ€€Ł Again Today…
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@Gori_Grindelfig
Gori the Warlock (Wizard College Arc)
4 months
The next druid I see is getting a swift blow to the jaw. There is no good reason why the out doors should have more pollen then air.
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