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little poof wizard

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1 month

gf's dad has made a little bit of mischief with edinburgh pride's singular anti-gay protestor

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@Sam_im_trash he's arrived at the pride afterparty at his house decently soused and buzzing that he's become "an internet sensation", he's well aware that he's the man of the hour

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the most insidious part of james somerton's theft is every instance of him changing the word "trans" to "lgbtq" or "queer", even when the analysis he's stealing is explicitly about trans people. he simply cannot stand it when something, even once, isn't about him

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@DanBretherton3 THAT'S OUR GUY

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6 months

boygenius for yer da

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7 months

State of these spuds ffs. Never seen the like if it rotting from the inside look ok till ya cut them

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little poof wizard

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5 years

henry's wearing helena's brooch.......gone but not forgotten, gotta stan him in her honour #GBBO

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little poof wizard

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4 years

"i think it represents the nhs." paul hollywood said fuck them gays #gbbo

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little poof wizard

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4 years

"top 1% of fraxiom listeners" is a diagnosis

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little poof wizard

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5 months

if you're going to see chappell roan in glasgow with your pals and yous have a big dramatic unsalvageable falling out before september please let me know. no sense in it going to waste. thank you

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little poof wizard

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4 years

there are two wolves inside you. one is dolly parton. the other is elvira. your tits are incredible and your heart is huge

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little poof wizard

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3 years

@sopmud @ArthurKinnell WHAT IS HAPPENING

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little poof wizard

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2 years

my parents, trisha and moses. generous, doting, or were they? all I ever wanted was a ballerina barbie in her pretty pink tutu. my birthday, i was born and do you know what they named me? MALIBU BARBIE.

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little poof wizard

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3 years

i cannot believe i found this out from a paddington shitpost account before i saw the bbcbweaking tweet. i did not think it was possible to find a worse source for celebrity deaths, and yet

Bweaking NuwuS

@BBCBweaking

3 years

UwU Chwistophew Pwummew, Oscaw-winning actow best knuwn fow his wowe as Captain von Twapp in da Sound of Music, haz died aged 91 (❁´◡`❁)

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little poof wizard

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5 months

you can tell potter adults only find the actors "beloved" due to perceived sameness to the characters they play because nobody on this earth who knows who miriam margolyes is beyond her imdb page could possibly be shocked that she said something blunt

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5 years

@EmojiMashupBot

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little poof wizard

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5 years

straight people doing poppers is cultural appropriation

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little poof wizard

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5 years

big thanks to @CrywankBand for helping me destroy my mother's last shreds of hope that i might not be a complete and utter degenerate

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little poof wizard

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4 years

the uk

Lily Simpson is putting the T(rans) in YouTube

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4 years

Whats something thats ACTUALLY transphobic but people feel like it isn't

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1 year

imagine working on the game iron lung and waking up to this news story

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2 years

quoted this one twice a week for eight years

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little poof wizard

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4 years

just learned that the ravens that live in the tower of london can get evicted for crimes they named one of them george and then banished him to wales for wrecking people's tv aerials. one of them named grog left the tower voluntarily to go live at a pub. love ravens. mad bastards

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little poof wizard

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1 year

tv networks do not just decide to axe household name presenters "with immediate effect" unless they know something the public doesn't so i'm assuming something unfathomably terrible is going to drop regarding phillip schofield within the next week

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little poof wizard

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4 years

i love ian mckellen more than anything. you fuckers need to stop making him trend because it terrifies me to the bone every time i see that he's trending

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little poof wizard

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3 years

he was 5'8 those musicals saved him

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little poof wizard

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3 years

glad to see irish twitter collectively adopting this picture of matt leblanc as one of our own

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

4 years

so boris has said he wants covid-world to be back to normal by christmas, which has really hammered it home to me that everyone's going to be living like this until next year at least

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3 years

"AUBREY PLAZA MARRIED A MAN 😡😡😡" yea lol she's bi this was always an option

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little poof wizard

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4 years

i legitimately still cannot believe that because one person got top surgery at TWENTY YEARS OF AGE and regretted it, kids under 16 can't get hormone blockers any more. no fucking correlation. sink this entire island into the sea

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little poof wizard

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2 years

my 12 year old nephew came out as bisexual today and planned it with his sibling by getting a giant bi flag as his christmas present from them and opening it last. i am so proud of the showmanship in this family. i could cry

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2 years

L + ratio + you do not understand the way of the warrior

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little poof wizard

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3 years

saw a conspiracy theory about a week ago that diana was a transmasc egg and i haven't stopped thinking about it since. i'm keeping it

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little poof wizard

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3 years

holy shit. end of an actual era. this is my last full day pre-T

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

TWITTER CROP IS DEAD COME LOOK AT MY ARM

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little poof wizard

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3 years

fuck you *unterfs your island*

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little poof wizard

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3 years

[SLAPS OWN ASS] THIS BAD BOY CAN FIT SO MUCH TESTOSTERONE IN HIM

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

4 years

frankie fucking boyle of all people defending trans/nb rights on twitter is a development i never expected but desperately, desperately needed

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

5 years

name me five more terrifying words on a night out than "I KNOW YOU FROM TWITTER"

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

so my bank account is in my name now and my deadname is officially dead can i PLEASE see some fucking crabs 🦀🦀🦀

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little poof wizard

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1 year

not to brag but we are gorgeous

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

(gets freddie mercury to sneak me into a gay club by dressing me up in his partner's clothes and disguising me as a gay man just for the thrill of it) still cis tho

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little poof wizard

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6 years

ccea setting their english unseen

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

5 years

-it's keanu reeves' birthday -it's pepe silvia day -it's "you know i had to do it to em" day september 2nd is blessed

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little poof wizard

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4 years

being trans is a powerful, beautiful, admirable thing. so, so much of my heart belongs to trans people. out, closeted, questioning, anywhere in between: we are a fucking incredible group of people and i want every trans person to really know that

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

programmers be like "250 is such a stupid number. i want a nice round number, like 256"

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

EVERYBODY STAY CALM

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

4 years

bros i'm getting fucking testosterone

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

4 years

i was going to wait until tomorrow to post this, but i don't know if i'll still have the nerve to do that so i'm doing it now. i started a gofundme for my transition. here's the link. i appreciate all of you more than you'll ever know.

Simon's Super Fun Transition Fund, organized by Simon Jordan

Posting this has been the single most terrifying thing I've ever had to do. You can tel… Simon Jordan needs your support for Simon's Super Fun Transition Fund

www.gofundme.com

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

made it onto the kilo sale's insta story x

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

the nhs went "you can put your gender as 'prefer not to say' for any reason on your vaccine application!" but denied my application three times until i changed my gender from 'prefer not to say' to 'female' because dob, address, and name alone apparently wasn't enough to find me

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little poof wizard

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3 years

please watch bbc ghosts

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little poof wizard

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3 years

ok but sometimes you DO feel like a hot pink bitch named breakfast

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little poof wizard

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5 months

paid £35 for a willy wonka experience and an oompa loompa came in and trashed my kitchen and poured orange juice on my son

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little poof wizard

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2 years

got this shirt at an old lady charity shop for 1.99 today

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little poof wizard

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4 months

my favourite part of the insane personal essay du jour is how she derides her friends for being stupider than her because they help their boyfriends pack suitcases while she wooed her 30 year old silver fox by folding all his clothes for him

The Cut

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A woman’s life is all work and little rest. Grazie Sophia Christie on how an age gap relationship and marrying an older man can help.

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little poof wizard

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2 years

"DO NOT LOOK AT THE HIDDEN REPLIES WTF IS THAT 😭😭😭" i no longer believe as many of you have had unrestricted internet access since 2007 as you claim. some of you are lying.

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

2 years

in case anyone missed it: jay and i have now been together for two slutty, slutty years 💞

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

2 years

today marks one year on testosterone for me. can't post anything sappy about it though because i've JUST realised the kind of T i take starts with "sus" and i've spent a fully year wasting that potential

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

celebrating being half an hour on T by going round edinburgh keying terf stickers off bins

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

decided it's infinitely more on brand to plug shamelessly. hey @ShirtBimbo @fraxiommusic @JamesBaroz check this shit out

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little poof wizard

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2 years

the tumblr sexyman poll is being redone now that tumblr actually has polls and cecil from wtnv is SWEEPING it to the dismay of everyone who hasn't actually been on tumblr for 10+ years. as someone who still listens to night vale, i'm feeling justifiably smug about it

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little poof wizard

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3 years

i can't believe my dad took me to rocky horror when i was twelve and then got mad i turned out trans. whose fault do you think this is kenneth

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

4 years

calling a trans person by they/them pronouns when you know their pronouns and they aren't they/them

Lily Simpson is putting the T(rans) in YouTube

@LilySimpson1312

4 years

Whats something thats ACTUALLY transphobic but people feel like it isn't

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little poof wizard

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3 years

the only time it's okay to use a deadname is when a pub changes its name to something shit

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

the more "fun facts" about ace attorney you learn the more you realise that ace attorney only ended up good by complete accident

Ace Attorney Facts

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3 years

While writing the first case of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations, Shu Takumi wanted to avoid using Phoenix as its defendant. He spent many hours trying to think of a better idea, and only put it in the full game due to a deadline, calling it "inconvenient".

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little poof wizard

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5 years

if i'm "not a real man" then tell me why i unwrapped a lynx africa gift set this morning? checkmate transphobes

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little poof wizard

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3 years

bought a cheap drawing tablet as a birthday gift from me to me. i am not taking criticism but i am taking requests x

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

"betty white can't die" has been such a meme for so long that it took me five tweets to realise she was actually dead

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

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ive done this

alice! 🔆🌾🇵🇸

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knuckle tattoos that read: K N U C K L E S

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little poof wizard

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2 years

just had a customer say "hello hen" and then go AW SORRY PAL AW SORRY DIDNT SEE CLEARLY IT'S THE HAT SORRY PAL once i started speaking and by customer i mean fast eddie

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

"the queen has decided to---" no she hasn't. that woman hasn't decided to breathe in months

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little poof wizard

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4 years

me joining my 9am at 9:35

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

transgender win! one of the scary drunk guys outside your work called you 'who's this guy'! transgender loss! the other one immediately answered 'harry potter'.

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

4 years

bisexuals: bisexuality includes trans and nonbinary people biphobes: well according to this post i read on tumblr in the autumn of 2013,

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little poof wizard

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3 years

pride's over. new topic of discussion: should kink be allowed at orange marches

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little poof wizard

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3 years

"so our second appointment will be in july" "oh is that the second opinion one?" "no, that's in between, i'm talking about prescribing you hormones" HIGH T BOY SUMMER INCOMING

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little poof wizard

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3 years

just had the news broken to me by my sister. "i'm really really sorry if they end up annoying you tonight but you're gonna be sleeping in the room with the kittens" this is the best day of my life

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

4 years

named my tits anne boleyn and catherine howard just so they don't get too comfortable with their place in life

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

2 years

swaggy

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

6 days on t. update. i have not cried in six days. this is, as far as i can remember, the longest streak i have ever had

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

2 months

can we please get a little commotion for the jacket

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little poof wizard

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24 days

co-parenting:)

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

23 days

if you're an american coming to edinburgh for the fringe with a show wherein you feel you Have to say your piece on jk r*wling im gonna say this now. you don't have to do that. you still have time for rewrites. no trans person in the country really needs to hear your take on this

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little poof wizard

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2 years

i have to laugh watching louis theroux interviewing terrible people because every single time the camera cuts to him he looks like this

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little poof wizard

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4 years

god there are like NO trans men in the celebrity sphere. i cannot imagine how difficult it must have been for him to come out knowing for a FACT he was about to become by far the most visible trans man alive. that shit took guts

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little poof wizard

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1 year

"aren't you that guy that works at maccies?" no 😌

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little poof wizard

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2 years

that poor little 73 year old boy is an orphan and you're laughing

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

1 month

on the hobbycraft website looking for costume supplies trying to visualise 5g of feathers

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

I WAS NOT BORN TO PAY RENT I WAS NOT BORN TO SPEND MONEY I WAS BORN TO SLIDE AROUND WOODEN FLOORS IN MY SOCKS

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

3 years

living on normal island may be a daily nightmare but at least i'm transgender, visible, and HOT, baybee!!!!!! #tdov

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little poof wizard

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3 years

just had my first testosterone voice crack shouting out a delivery order across a packed store.

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little poof wizard

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3 years

can't get over people calling this a tragedy. man was older than penicillin. man was older than tv. if baby phil ever wanted a cheeseburger in his infancy he couldn't fucking have one because they hadn't been invented yet. "tragedy". his continued survival was a medical mystery

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little poof wizard

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2 months

find it immeasurably fucked that now that bonjour and kings are gone there are essentially 0 accessible drag venues left. underground subcultures do not have to literally be under the ground 😞

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6 years

@Glinner

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little poof wizard

@wizardtapestry

2 years

funny example here is part of what i gave my tattoo artist vs what he managed to turn it into

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Client sketch vs. final illustration ⏩ An example of why I love it when clients doodle their concept!! It makes the process so much smoother (& I will never judge a messy sketch ❤️)

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little poof wizard

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2 years

gonna take some time getting used to saying "fuck the king". like accidentally writing the date wrong for the first few weeks after new year's

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little poof wizard

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4 years

see everyone in derry laughing about the posts of the turtle running around the waterside. have a chuckle. check my ma's facebook. our turtle ran away. bois, it's my fucking turtle

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little poof wizard

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3 years

me @ the glass in any pub when my drink is over £4.99

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