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@wizardrysparrow

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queer disaster on wheels!! priv: @sorcerysparrow

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Joined September 2020
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@wizardrysparrow
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8 months
my dog begging for the boiling water on the stove
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think this just awoke something in me
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@mattxiv “oh my pee pee feels good this is great” is the evil twin of “cocky want boing boing”
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@solecitoomega the 6 genders! capitalist, mexican, normal, gay, normal, and woke
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@wizardrysparrow
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8 months
the dog in question ❤️
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@TrilogyFuzzball @mattxiv can i choose abortion
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@wizardrysparrow
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9 months
@tervisscoot perhaps stop stealing artwork and not crediting the artist?
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8 months
@QuiveringNUT dogs can’t eat those john. they’ll fucking die.
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1 year
@nothasanabi my time as a shitty editor is done
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6 months
@dramaticpossum @mattxiv you’re on the losing side of this argument bud
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7 months
@sapphicslike me and my girlfriend!!!
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8 months
this isnt even a banger stop liking this
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1 year
@ssnackary go go gadget squeaky toy thrown in the other direction
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@wizardrysparrow
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18 days
@numetalbf3 fuck you
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@wizardrysparrow
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8 months
@85TITZ i love how no one was pointed out this is a stolen tweet from this post LOL
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2 years
@YouTube This one is pretty great!
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9 months
@M1das_OW2 this is my third saved photo
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@MonyoGG @MrBeast @kristyson_ that’s so fire i wish the devil made my pride flag :(
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@wokeydpronouns used to pray for days like this
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9 months
@SaeedDiCaprio i have most of these accounts blocked bc they annoyed me so much
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10 months
@nephyrus i’m so dreadfully apologetic edmonton
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@wizardrysparrow
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got kicked from the family group chat :(
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@youwouldntpost
6’3” pool boy bitch 🦩
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what was the incident in your groupchat
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@seiyaposting i forgot you were a real person sorry
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@fr0gan it’s not even an ugly dress??
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8 months
@QuiveringNUT my dog begs for grapes and chocolate all the time. no boiling water yet tho.
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@scarastoes you is a pronoun
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2 years
@DecolonizeKant Never have I ever met a trans woman with a bad music taste!! I met one who likes Radiohead but other than that, good music.
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@doxie_gay taylor’swift
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@CantEverDie i’ll tell her this
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@M1das_OW2 @OdaAngeI you aren’t under 18 i HIGHLY doubt this
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3 years
BOYFRIEND REVEAL
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@wizardrysparrow
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once when in my gay high school(they teach you how to be gay, nothing else ) charlie slimecicle walked in and said “i hope they don’t know i’m straight….” under his breath and we tore out his kidneys
@creation247
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸
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I spent 20 years teaching public school and have a Master's in Education Trust me: Homeschool your kids
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@CrywankBand what’s weird is both the apple store, google play store, and whatever androids use (idk i’m normal) all have rules saying that block buttons are a safety feature and that all social media apps require them
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@M1das_OW2 They look like the homophobic debate team bros who are secretly in love
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@dramaticpossum @Blaflowery @phil1snotonfire @mattxiv consider cocky want boing boing is funny and andrew tate is desperate
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1 year
@CRUEL_ONYX @satnghtwrist which song this is an album
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2 years
@C418 Buddy…
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“gooning aid” and it’s literally just sexual health and well-being stuff….. condoms are here to keep people safe dipshit
@1d34h4z4rd
ideahazard💹🧲
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Does anyone else think it's mad weird that random stores have gooning aid sections now?
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@TheUncommonCole @numetalbf3 no its just dark yellow
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@sdqtweetiebird @ShaneWiskthem i despise her. the amount of work, both physical and mental, that goes into preforming at the olympics is the opposite of lazy
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1 year
@Popplio_Purun why is there no “date everyone” option :-(
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@korniballs i love suicidal tendencies good band
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@willgoldtism i laughed so hard when i read dakotas friends post about it
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1 year
exposing @/ssnackary for being a british FREAK
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8 months
retweet if me being the happiest i’ve ever been doesn’t scare you
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RT if this flag doesn't offend you.
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me when i need hug
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@M1das_OW2 @Kwite gore of my comfort character or whatevr
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@epepepepe233 i love jonathan davis korn so much i was watching a video of him preforming from the late 90s and almost passed out
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@jacketlunch that’s crochet :(
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this is the only fish i caught his name is frederick fishworth
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@wizardrysparrow
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3 months
can someone draw them kissing i’ll pay you 75$
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toxic yuri
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@yaoi_luver911 @TheUncommonCole @numetalbf3 DARK YELLOW DOES NOT EQUAL ORANGE??????
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i’m both fuck you!!!! girlfags rise up ✊✊✊ own this fraud
@JarhedThe
obvious putin simp
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Why am I getting thirst shit for Slipknot members? Are you people women or fags? Please eloborate!
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@aztrosist how many letters are in devoured
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me and who
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@grohlsfoos me when i heard korn and then soundgarden and then megadeth in the knife store
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1 year
@FakecelSlut and a red head 😭😭😭😭
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@grohlsfoos i love you hot dog limp bizkit
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@wizardrysparrow
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3 months
thank you salvation army thrift shop for your employee discount
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1 year
@CrywankBand YES!!!!!!
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1 year
@daddydreamily your profile photo is dream, you call yourself the silliest dream stan and you like sapnap. you can NOT be talking
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@7DaysNathan @kkrocketz i say “i’m legally blind and can’t see three inches in front of my eyes but they get worse so quickly surgery isn’t an option”
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@SPITKNXT that’s like a “cis man” saying “his” favorite color is purple
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@FelineVamps Wait so I can still say femboy
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@grohlsfoos aluminum
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@wizardrysparrow
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6 months
hey guys i’m private for the next couple days. some people who i used to be friends with a couple of years ago found my account and i am not comfortable with them seeing my face in recent photos or anything of the sort.
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TOP 3 FREAKIEST JIM ROOT LOVER OOMFS REIGN REIGN 2 REIGN AGAIN WHY MUST I SEE YOUR FREAKINESS ALL DAY
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she jim on my root til i slip on her knot 😇💖🤝🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@wizardrysparrow
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@tmsilverman aint you the one who lost to a ten year old and then continued to blame trans people
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1 year
“all these trannies makin me nervous” me too they r so pretty/handsome it’s making me anxious to talk because i’m flustered
@ChristnNitemare
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This is what indoctrination looks like…
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@wizardrysparrow
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3 years
Would anyone be willing to be interviewed for a YouTube video that is for an English project? It’s a mostly political thing, with some social aspects to it.
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@TWEDO_TUBER_DUD @prezoh foul* fowl is birds
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@wizardrysparrow
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your name is jorkin depenis
@JDVance
JD Vance
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@mattyglesias Kamala Harris wants to give illegal immigrants Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. So it's actually Kamala Harris who wants to bankrupt these programs. Vote Trump to save these important programs!
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just learned oomf is cis :(
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hung out at oomfs house
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#dolltwt IM LOSING MY MIND THEY HAVE HER!!!!!!
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oomfie age check if you will
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@LordAslanThe2nd huge fan of transgenders…. shoutout trans people i love you
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@criminalcoded @solecitoomega now this is comedy my tweet was just stupid
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who put these balloons here
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@wizardrysparrow
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@shit_meister i ❤️ dark chocolate it tastes like more than just sugar
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@M1das_OW2 use discord for carson ❤️
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@puppygirlDen i do agree, BUT, people who “reclaim” it by calling other ND people that aren’t reclaiming shit they are just using the slur in its intended form
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i hate when the c*s str*ight people talk about their weddings it’s indoctrination
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yep
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is there a slur for people who like dr pepper
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@FelineVamps So one year my dad put a whole pumpkin in the composter and it made a bunch of little sprouts and I heavily agree with those
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is showering at 8 pm weird
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8 months
points at you
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7 months
i’m coming out as 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂phobic
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@SpiceSpicy3 MICHEAL… MICHEAL DONT LEAVE ME HERE *twist by korn starts playing as william gets impaled from all angles*
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does anyone have any more photos of this dumbass wolf i can sent to my gf
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@wizardrysparrow
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7 months
ten dollars so i can buy ice cream and make a milkshake
@incilne
hannah
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$10 or a night with him?
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klee r u good
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@wizardrysparrow
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these are the ingredients of a good soup
@slipknot
Slipknot
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Slipknot // 2024
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