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ivorian academic superweapon 🍋

3 years

i wanna play in a hardcore band, do art for a hip hop collective, shoot a cop, eat 3 whole pizzas, get swole, improve my dribbling, write a paper synthesizing deleuze and crenshaw, get my revenge on dfw skinheads and get my hands on a screenprinter.

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This is what happens when you live your whole life guzzling sugary Amerigruel. This tweet came straight out of recess at daycare

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Little kid talking to me about “when I grow up” as if they’re not gonna have him in a mech suit in Antarctica fighting for water

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“Ain’t you Nathanial B?” ass bar

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@commietarawrist Why do white people act like being [LITERALLY ANYTHING] cancels out their whiteness

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I got a box of Newports

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Fuck it, these niggas are playing across town tomorrow and I’m gonna see them 💀

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No fucking way this is the band who sent it 💀💀

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This is so crazy to me cuz the drummer thought I was weird for being into Hardcore in my freshman year of high school… now he’s playing in a shit-from-a-buttcore band?

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No fucking way this is the band who sent it 💀💀

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3 years

this goes hard 🗣

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2 years

These people smoked the worst reggie imaginable and ended up voting for Reagan

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Interviews conducted with hippies in the summer of 1968 in San Francisco.

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1 year

You talk like an infant and your shit is all juvenile

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8 months

Update: they deadass played the shortest set known in Hardcore history and I fucking missed it, I’m beyond gutted and I got here just a few minutes too late. I’m crying and throwing up

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I will kill myself over this

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@kojaqk Ion even hate this style but this is topical

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@marlowe__asbury Yeah like dark chocolate

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@IndianMLKFan A painting as deep as a puddle

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@deltaovvenus Boring, sloppy, and worst of all: CORNY

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3 years

met santa today

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2 years

@dklmarxist Them Cookie Monster pajama pants ain’t no fucking joke for some niggas

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6 months

@WizardousCat Nuh uh

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2 years

Niggas would get a clear sign from god and proceed to completely disregard it, this is what’s wrong with niggas today.

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i swear why do i always attract the worst kind of freaks

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3 years

Wow, you’re so productive for your wage

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2 years

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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@maefrommi @commietarawrist Yeah like Italy 💀💀💀

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9 months

@neon_evangayion Surely this guy’s cybernetics are outdated

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1 year

Damn this is doing numbers, this chocolate shit gets serious. Be prepared to live and die by it.

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3 years

The masculine urge to ruin your friendships and alienate your peers

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2 years

Y’all will do anything but put six into politicians

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2 years

NOW - Climate activists defile Van Gogh's Sunflowers at the National Gallery and glued themselves to the wall.

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1 year

Real nigga bag reveal

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@606lin Sure it’s enharmonic with C but nuh uh

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Yupppp

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Men loving showing you a YouTube video. It feels so good for them

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3 years

I can’t believe LugubriousSneed88 is actually real

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@Ida_Clemens Caucasity on the tl

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1 year

NEVER put me in a situation.

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3 years

Y’all done normalized being a loser

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2 years

I’d rather find out my kid was chain-smoking menthols than animating some “blackpilled heightcel” cinematic universe

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3 years

Only white westerners make this joke istg

Bigillimy! ❤️💜💙

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@weesterner

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2 years

I hope one day in 40 years I get remembered for this

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3 years

When you see mfs like this moving to your neighborhood you KNOW rent is gonna rise

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1 year

@BrandoTheMeat Nah same, I’m just using this as an excuse to say some bullshit tbh

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3 years

Okay

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3 years

Chappelle's latest special is legitimately moving. People who are angry at him about transphobia clearly HAVE NOT watched the show.

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3 months

I got to talk to the Torture guy about decolonization at the OKC Slamfest, he is fr about that shit. I’m glad they’re playing large shows like this

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Torture had a Pit Island

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8 months

@BeamAtYaToes He deep fried you unfortunately

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1 year

I finally quit this stupid job, endless death to bosses everywhere

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1 year

I got a box of Newports

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2 years

@TF2Emporium Deadass? 😭

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1 year

Reactivated just so say that I’m done, I’ve done all of this.

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3 years

i wanna play in a hardcore band, do art for a hip hop collective, shoot a cop, eat 3 whole pizzas, get swole, improve my dribbling, write a paper synthesizing deleuze and crenshaw, get my revenge on dfw skinheads and get my hands on a screenprinter.

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2 years

I finished high school.

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3 years

Pulling up in all Coltrane

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3 years

School (this is the back of our school IDs)

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@ArmchairAntiCap I was blinded by hatred for Drake that B# being enharmonic with C completely left my mind Moreover Drake must go

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2 years

yo what’s good bro I mean they

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1 year

@fauxfilosopher It’s the complacency with mediocrity I’m telling you!

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8 months

@conhru Are you picking your nose…

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3 years

Telling woman that they remind you of Ramona Flowers is such an awful, evil thing to do

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1 year

Lunch.

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1 year

Got hungry again.

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@theshredneckcsp Doing rips of shirts is and always will be cool

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@FirearmsRetro what

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If AI is making you want to quit art maybe your heart was never in it for the love of the game

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3 years

“I can fix her bros” Her:

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2 years

You gotta be sipping some shit if you think I’m about to take fashion advice from this nigga

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IT'S HERE! Did you guess the new channel right?? If yes, go subscribe! If no, go subscribe!

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3 years

Helping out lil bro with his second battle jacket rn

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Sup shawty I mean fucking faggot

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@Ida_Clemens Lets go baybee

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Holy fucking shit dude

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3 years

Gm, just tried this funky drink for the first time and it kinda sucks

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Christmas.

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@pigassaults “Choco” is insane

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3 years

Woke up today feeling petite, fertile, and breedable 🥺🥺🥺

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1 year

I would torture this hypothetical person by getting her to shower and love herself for a month

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3 years

The patches in question

IBO DA INTERNAUT🧑🏾‍🚀

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@shit_meister u not even gon show the patches?

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Before the pandemic vs now

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Before the pandemic vs now

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White guilt be beating people’s asses, why are you apologizing to me for slavery??? Lemme do my homework 💀💀💀

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July

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@happysoyjak Many are saying this

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Corpse paint removal process gone wrong, idk what happened. Anyways, what’s up my Vanilla Gorillas?

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Type shit.

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p meister (19, real)

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Santa (real)

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Me reaching for the revolver in my passenger seat as the local police presses me about driving without a license

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Marxist who thinks identity politics and intersectionality is “bourgeoise liberalism”

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1 year

10:00 AM band practice soon

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2 years

2023 we on OPIOIDS

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This is the kinda stuff I’ve been on

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Being bald turns you into Foucault

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Autism be damned, this nigga can rock a beret

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Woke up like

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3 years

shot in action, help me find my frens

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Fuck it, we making noise

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Wylin out lowkey

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Dude fuck this Devious Lick trend, they stole all of the soap

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Do you think they ever explored each other’s bodies?

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3 years

There are two kinds of mullet people in this world and they are polar opposites

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2 years

PISS_MEISTER ART ON THE TL!!! 😲😲😲

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Dating women is so wack because you can’t call them fun names like “fucking fxg” and “gay boy”

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