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@wittywriter

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🇺🇸 TRUE PATRIOT!!!! Not MAGA. TV/Film Writer. Shameless Sci-fi Geek- Chocolate connoisseur. I'm an Independent voter, who does not suffer fools gladly.

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5 months
White women, by far, benefitted the most from Affirmative Action. That is a proven FACT! Yet they would NEVER call a white woman a DEI hire. Please don't entertain MAGAs stupidity and blatant racism.
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3 years
@nedryun No, he wouldn't. 😆 “Privileged groups seldom give up their privileges voluntarily.” ― Martin Luther King Jr.
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6 years
@Local4News @ArianaGrande He said what? Inappropriate comment and inappropriate touching.
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5 years
@briantylercohen @realDonaldTrump It is absolutely infuriating.
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4 years
Look at all these Trump supporters coming after David Hogg when they're voting for a man who thinks we had airports during the Revolutionary War and windmills cause cancer. 😆 Unbelievable!
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7 years
@TwitterMoments Oh goody! I can't wait to not vote for her.
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4 years
@NW_StayDet I think shes technically a Gertrude.
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4 years
@RLZ54 @Mel_2_u @kanyewest I'll take my chances with Biden and find out.
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4 years
@DalvinRuffers @RexChapman How about the video of The Trump kids stealing money from a kid's cancer charity? That's a good video too.
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4 years
The George Floyd case would've been an easy way for Republicans to bridge the gap with black voters. After all, we all saw George being murdered. But instead, the GOP let the crazy lead and found themselves on the wrong side of history AGAIN!! I give up. #wednesdaythought
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4 years
Not John Lewis. What more will 2020 take from us?
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9 months
Dear Whiny MAGA: "Lift Every Voice and Sing" was dubbed the Black National Anthem BEFORE the Star-Spangled Banner was proclaimed the National Anthem!!! Stop the stupidity! #SuperBowl #BlackNationalAnthem
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5 months
@NikkiBarnesFL I don't understand the blaming women part. It takes two to make a marriage.
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@MarvelMaskless @xxxJDxxx3 @thedailybeast There were plenty of policemen there with lots of guns.
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3 years
Republicans: "Race doesn't matter. We don't see color." Also Republicans: " Why aren't there more white people in commercials. "😂 #wednesdaythought
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5 years
@TLK510 @NBCSAuthentic I'm sure Trump will have him over for hamberders and covfefe.
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5 months
@KonstantinKisin @VanLathan White women are the biggest benefactors of such programs. Please show me where you made a judgment on a white person's performance and called them a DEI hire.
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6 years
@OctoberTweets @fox5dc 😃 Darn it! And I'm a naturally giddy person to. Oh well, I guess I'll just stick to throwing BBQs in the park. We can still do that right?
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4 years
@RepVernonJones Even if Trump won Georgia, he still would've lost. I can't believe anyone would take this crap seriously.
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4 years
@covie_93 If you are excited to see Vanilla Ice, you are already dead inside. 😆
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5 months
@theMikeMelo And you sound like a MAGAt. Have fun losing in November. 😂
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4 years
@GOP As long as he isn't Trump, he's got my vote.
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6 years
@adrienne_the_3 @Freeyourmindkid It wouldn't even occur to me to call the police for something like this. Wouldn't be worth the risk.
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6 years
@danzu72 Sadly, it probably isn't assimilated enough. What's sadder, is our families have probably been here a lot longer than his( I'm 9th generation american born, maybe more) I don't need to assimilate to be American. I am America.
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2 years
@CharriseJLane Some of us love our jobs.
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18 days
@ItsJustTrista @evamckend @cthagod Bytch please. If only Black women were having abortion, you'd provide limo service to the clinic. Do shut the hell up.
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4 years
This mask outrage is just the first step. What MAGAs really want is get rid of that pesky, No shoes. No shirt" policy. #boycottcostco
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2 years
@michaelharriot I can't believe it's 2022 and they are still saying it. 🤣
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6 years
@washingtonpost Well I'm against family separation. If he goes to jail, they all should join him.
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5 years
@msfrancescaaloe @ChrisEvans @chelseaperetti It means you came up with the cast and plot of the best buddy cop movie ever!
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@hahnalytics @HerschelWalker Damn! She literally bought the receipts.
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4 years
@LanceBass @RealCandaceO So summing up this thread, the black people agree with Lance and want to trade Candace for him ASAP. Is that correct?
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3 years
I don't talk about my career too much, (Twitter's crazy) but my show got picked up for another season and I am thrilled. #screenwriting
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5 years
@adnanjmalik @realDonaldTrump Grandfather German and his mother was Scottish. Came here on a Visa and never went home. Not to mention his wives.
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@mrsnya4 @drboycewatkins1 Because modern men are so classy right? 🤣
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@Tdtoney1 @therealdre_jack @groove_sdc @Lucullus76 Submitting to being pet like a dog is a requirement. 😂
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2 years
@TheNolaChick @chelseahandler It is bizarre how desperately they need her to be sad. I have no idea why they care so much?
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4 years
@ElSrdelTaco @opinionated75 @Acyn Wow! Great piece of history.
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@Prjct2025 I don't believe you.
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4 years
@RealCandaceO I thought racism didn't exist?
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3 years
@FPWellman @Megawatts55 Everything is a conspiracy theory to people who can't handle reality.
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3 years
@RealCandaceO Candy: Black people aren't victims. Also Candy: Black people are victims of Dems. Wow, if your followers are this dumb, you should take their money.
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2 years
Holy Crap! Dolly Parton was on @TheOrville ! I have no idea what happened to make this show so good, but whatever it is, it should happen to all shows.
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2 years
@notcapnamerica @reghud Like my Mom would say: " You can't do what they do."
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5 years
@DefendAtAllCost @RepMarkMeadows More MAGA lies and distractions. This is getting sad.
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3 months
@RealKeriSmith This is an interesting way of saying you don't know any Black people.🤣🤣
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@PaulIngrassia There's no longer any denying it. MAGAts are weird ghouls.
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@RealGulfGuy @KamalaHQ They fact checked your liar and you are hurt. 😂
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4 months
I panicked when I saw Michael McDonald trending.
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1 year
@StarkyLuv73 He def leveled up to Driving Miss Daisy status.
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5 years
@stewmiller42 @Real_RN_BLuther @mchooyah @PeteButtigieg And notice how he isn't carrying it into a Walmart.
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@jiminsexycutie This is beautiful.
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6 years
@RepJoeKennedy @realDonaldTrump Gees, at this rate I would just settle for someone born after 8 track tapes went out style.
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2 years
@IHT3Tw1tt3r1 @misterjoshua77 @benshapiro I'm sure Disney is heartbroken. 😆
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6 years
@SenDuckworth I luv u Tammy!
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2 years
@shaun_obanion @jeffchatterton @ryanmwalters One hundred percent. How dare I exist and ruin his perfect White Christmas.
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9 months
You look like Fred Flintstone. Imagine trying to misgender another woman when you look like you stop cars with your feet. #SaturdayMorning
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4 years
@Variety A Director was abusive and unprofessional? Shocking.
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2 years
@YaDonkey @washingtonpost It is about punishing women.
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@SankofaBrown The DNA evidence wasn't available until 2018.
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2 years
@FOXLA I went from feeling lukewarm about Newsom to genuinely supporting him. I love how aggressive he is with softhands Desantis.
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3 months
@Blklivesmatter @JoeBiden @DNC I will mark this on my calendar. The day BLM died. 🤣
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6 years
@jwheels74 They both look so guilty.
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4 years
@jodi_mae @RLZ54 @Mel_2_u @kanyewest WTF are you talking about? I'll take ANYONE over the current nut case who thinks its okay to nuke a hurricane.
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4 months
@JayVTheGreat @KrisOnTheGramTV You mean honest. The truth is the part you don't like.
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4 years
The Dems gave John Lewis an amazing Homegoing. Repubs treated Herman Cain in death like they did in life. Like an insignificant token. #ThursdayThoughts
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2 years
@HarrietEve9 I'm confused. Mississippi has been Republican ran for 40 years but Dems should be the ones with boots on the ground? Really?
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3 months
@wdunlap @Riley_Gaines_ Like you care about Black people. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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3 months
@PDayton25 @brycedw_pdf @quantumaccord @BritniDWrites You ask Americans ( actual Americans, not whatever you are ) what they are concerned about, and sex changes aren't even on the list. This is why you will lose.
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5 years
#BlacksForYang Now here's a hashtag I can get behind.
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2 years
@VernonForGA @CrispycatLaura @SenatorTimScott Does that say 1924? If you have to go back 100 years to find evidence, then you've already lost your argument. 🤣I I. .
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@CHI2COL @DerClue @Dane__Garcia @EdKrassen @imjdsharp His friends said he was staunchly conservative. Why are you lying to yourself?
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3 years
@M1ssMaRy @cbouzy Impossible. Candace says racism doesn't exist. 😂
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#SayHerName was used to raise awareness for Black women victims of police brutality. Why do they always have to steal our shyte? If they can't come up with a hashtag how the hell are they supposed to come up with good policies?
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What do you notice in this video of Marjorie Taylor Greene?
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@BeYourOwnSpark @KeneAkers I'm sure they agree with him.
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@ZachRobinsonT @TripleOGcuisine @MightyKeef @Vhoyde He thinks everyone, in ever movie should only be white.
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@EtomiThe @RealCandaceO 🤣 It'll hate itself before its two.
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@ianmSC Ian stop being a weirdo and admit you've never met a Black person before.
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@crosbyt123 @ianmSC They'll never understand.
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@RoboDuke @MikeDrucker It was something they used to have back in the 80's. Kinda' like payphones.
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@Krelian59461232 @jeffcharlesjr Show me where MAGA has called a white woman a DEI hire. I'll wait.
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@omeganothing @RudyGiuliani Who's going to tell her?
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@JasonSCampbell In her mind, there is no way a black woman could be qualified enough to be a VP.
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5 years
@iTweetyNerd @realDonaldTrump Right? I've seriously been looking at his tweets wondering just how long it would take before someone insisted that he recognize MLK Day. I didn't think it was possible for him to be more disappointing. Yet here we are.
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@Chesneysteve71 @MattWalshBlog Because she didn't make these stupid comments. He did.
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4 years
Say what you will about Democrats but at least I've never had to justify the existance of my culture to them.
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1 year
@CharriseJLane I said people should be married before they start having kids, and she muted me. 😂 I stand by my beliefs and will not be shamed for them.
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I don't understand. Trump said he'd crack down on illegal immigration and didn't. He didn't build his imaginary wall and he didn't have Mexico pay for it. 😂 Also his administration had LESS deportations than Obama's. So why does the GOP think this time will be different?
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5 years
@ikeinla @funder Another thing Trump has done that Obama never could. Impeachment😆.
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4 years
Republicans : We don't see race. Also Republicans: Kamala isn't black enough. 😆
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@ToddJCefaratti @mike_hamm @toddstarnes There's that MAGA wit we've come to pity. 😆
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@flywithkamala @ProudResister If it comes down to Pete or Trump. President Pete has my vote.
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