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Old School Hopeless Romantic 🌼

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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
2 years
I have late night conversations with the moon, he tells me about the sun and I tell him about you 🌖
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Painkiller after seeing the pain inside me 🥲
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
Mujhe wo pasand hai aur usse chutiye..🤦🏻‍♂️
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@swass_tweets Done Kween 🙏
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वो चाँद सी खूबसूरत, हम चाँद पे दाग जैसे, वो कभी याद भी न करे और हम सोचे उसे भुलाएं कैसे? 🌙
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@wittysinghh
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2 years
Helmet k sath Activa ke Chabhi bhi diggi me daal k band krr dee 🥲🛵
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
Maaf krr de behen thoda km bola krr, Geet Sirf movie mai achhe lgte hai real life mai nahi... 🙏🏽
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@wittysinghh
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2 years
I'm the kind of person who waits for you to tie your shoes while everyone else keeps going. 🌼
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
Sex is not all romantic, But romance is all ways sexy 💖
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
1 year
1k hogaye 🥳🥳 sb logo ke pyaar aur support k wajah se 🥹🥲
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1 year
She talks about how beautiful those flowers are, but she hasn't seen the flowers that bloom inside my heart every time I catch a glimpse of her ❤️
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
Girls who listen to Taylor Swift are mentally sick 🤧
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
2 years
Indira Nagar ka Thor⚡ 🫴🏻 🔨💨
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
'Sabji ka thela' in every Bollywood street fight-:
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@wittysinghh
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2 years
Twitter nowadays 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@wittysinghh
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5 months
Asked AI to reimagine ANIMALS as POLITICIANS, just look at the results! 🤣🔥 Thread 🧵
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
1 year
Kuch nahi bhai bas Garmi mai tanki k paani se haath dho liya🔥
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
2 years
Story Iaga k uske seen ka intezaar karna bhi mohabbat hai ❤️
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
Gaadi aaise chalao k wo 4 log hi na rahe 🚗
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
KitKat tastes better than Munch and Perk 🍫
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
2 years
did your boyfriend text you, "Good morning beautiful❤️" or do I have to do it ?
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
1 year
It's 2023 & I'm still obsessed with this masterpiece 🎶❤️
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
A list of people who've been with me at my lowest point of life 🙃
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
Mental therapy is expensive , So l prefer listening to KK's songs🎶🎵
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@wittysinghh
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2 years
03/2023 Photo Dump
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@wittysinghh
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Hot girls have weak eyesight 👁️👁️
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@wittysinghh
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The coconut was sad because it felt empty inside 🥲🥲
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
Sirf ek banda kaafi hai puri generation ko wanderlust feel karane ke liye 🧳
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
Ab to aisa lag raha hai saari life bas dusre couples ki photo dekhne mein hi guzar jayegi 🥲
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
Tum,Mai aur mere gande iraade <3 🌚
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
2 years
Aajao bhai tmhare chakkr mai Chai Nashta thnda ho raha hai 🫖
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
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Mai agar thand se mar bhi jau na tab bhi summer ko favourite season nahi bolunga 🔥
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
"You're" and "your" are two different words, cuz "you're" mine and i'm "yours" <3 💗
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@wittysinghh
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2 years
Waiting at Patna railway station for last 2 weeks😞😞
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
1 year
Thanks @illegaltweets__ bhai🌠 Mera phela feature tweet🏆
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
2 years
Instead of all the negative postings, here is a pic of some topless chicks in skirt 🐤
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
2 years
As he tucked her hair behind her ear, he felt a spark between them. Their conversation lasted hours as they shared their deepest desires. His hand on her cheeks, they smiled, and she bit her lip. He couldn't resist pulling her closer, and they knew they had found their soulmate✨
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Insane Insomniac ✨
2 years
10 sec moment of tucking hair behind her ear with your hand >>>> 1 hours long conversation 😌🤌
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
When two people are fighting- Me- ooo bhai kyaa bol diya ye, mai to na sehta ye oooo bhai...
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@wittysinghh
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Me after eating 2 plates Chole Bhature with Lassi
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@wittysinghh
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I was her bread 🍞 She was my jam 🥫 Fir ek din boli "You deserve butter"🧈 🙃
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@wittysinghh
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2 years
This is 🔥
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@NetflixIndia
Netflix India
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A film you love that most people don't 👀
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@wittysinghh
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Preet ki lat mohe aaise laagi...🤕
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@wittysinghh
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Jeevan ka Satya !!
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@wittysinghh
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This part of "Tera Rastaa Chhoddoo Na" is just love !!!❤️❤️
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@wittysinghh
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2 years
Jeremy tasting drugs on Twitter💊🤦🏻‍♂️
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@wittysinghh
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8 months
Sir aaj menu mai receptionist hai...🥣
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
Day 2, and I am still figuring out k Cute likha hai ya Kutte..😐😐😐
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@wittysinghh
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Men are physically strong, and women are emotionally strong. That's why men fucks physically ,and women emotionally 🦎
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
1 year
Itni kyun tum khubsoorat ho Ke sabko hairat ho Duniya mein sach much hi Rehti hai pariyon se bhi zyada Pyari si ladki koi❤️ 🎶🎵🎶
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@wittysinghh
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The only way that can help me get my Valentine 👹
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
Ja raha hun bhai raat ko 3:00 baje sheshea k samne 3 baar 'Bloody Mary' bolne ☠️
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
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Kitna bhi 'Nice Guy' bann lo , jana usee kisi ameer red flag wale k pass hi hai🚩 🤧
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
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Ghar walo ko ajtak pata hi nhi lagne diya ki mere naam ki 2 FIR bhi darj hain
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
1 year
Mujhe bhi apna sketch banwana hai ...
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Indian parents getting happy for a random kid winning a talent show on TV after forcing us to do engineering so we can get a 9-to-5 job 😐😐
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
Ye der raat tak jaagne ki adat jarur ek din kisi anjaan shakti se mera samna karva degi 💀
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
2 years
Ek salute unko bhi jo 42°C ke dhoop mai Chai aur Cigarette ka sevan krrte hai 🫡🚬
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1 year
My eyes came across this girl in yellow, & my heart couldn't help but think that she was the brightest thing in my day 💛
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
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Sir homework to mene kr liya tha par, school ate waqt dusmano ne mujhpe hamla kar diya aur mere copy le gye..😢
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@wittysinghh
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Wait what !!! mai to sabji lene nikla tha ye Ireland kb aagya.. 😰😰
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1 year
When you've got a deep rage inside of you but you need to act nice because you are at work
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@wittysinghh
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*visiting hospital to see a patient 🇺🇸-flowers, ballons, chocolates etc 🇮🇳-1 kg Seb, 1 dozen kela, angoor
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If multiverse theory is real, I hope in every universe you and I meet by accident, fall for each other, and spend the rest of our lives together💛
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@wittysinghh
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1 year
A shooting star falls from the sky Make a wish, don't be shy I promise to make it come true My wish is to live forever with you 🧡
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
2 years
।।राम से बड़ा राम का नाम राम से बड़ा राम का नाम।।
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@wittysinghh
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Jo cheeze bhulni chahiye vo bhuli nhi jati aur jo yaad rakhna chahiye wo 10 second mai bhul jata hu..
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Peanut butter tastes awful🤢
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Us💓
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@wittysinghh
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Classic "Sham-e-Awadh" moment ❤️
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
2 years
My love language is to dance together to Bollywood songs, whether it's in the living room or the kitchen, and have deep conversations about our fears and dreams while supporting each other through life's ups and downs⭐
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kyayaarpriyaa🤦🏻‍♀️
2 years
Holding hands while sitting under moonlight and kissing each other's forehead and neck is my language of love❣️
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@wittysinghh
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Raat mai 3 bje kaacha aam chori krne aaya hum...🌳👍🏽
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Apne hath mai tmhare diya hua rubber band(hair tie) pehene ka sapna , sapna hi reh gaya...🥲🥹
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@wittysinghh
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8 months
Dm me for collab on 14 feb, We will cry together 🥲
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@wittysinghh
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6 months
Ho skta hain unko humse koi rishta rakhna hi na ho, koi baat nhi! humaari taraf se bhi koi jabardasti nhi hain..🤧
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@wittysinghh
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7 months
When your outfit is flawless but your face ruins everything 🙃
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@wittysinghh
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2 years
Manifesting a romantic movie night at home, complete with cozy blankets, her favorite snacks, and some skincare stuff 💞
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Insane Insomniac ✨
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Manifesting Europe trip with her 🤞🧡✨
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This could be us par tm 4-4 din nahati nahi ho aalas k maare, to tm baarish mai kyaa bheegogi 😶
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@swass_tweets Peeche painting dekho 🥲
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04/2023 Photo Dump
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@wittysinghh
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Valentine's gift for her! 🌚
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A girl's dupatta got stuck on my watch. I expected something Filmy, but she pulled it so hard that my watch broke off...🥲🥲
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Har tarhan ke Watch⌚ pehen k dkh liya, lekin kisi ka dupatta phas hi nahi rahe hai...🥲🥲
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@wittysinghh
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Ab mere ko raat bhar neend nahi aaege 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@wittysinghh
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Tumhare itne baaton maii.. Mujhe tmhare zulfe sawarna hi yaad raha.. 🌼
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We all spent our childhood dancing along to music videos on 9xm & mtv right ????
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@wittysinghh
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Kisi ka Good Morning🌞 Kisi ki Good Night😴
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@wittysinghh
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9 months
Indian wedding mai 2 logo ki life change hoti hai or 200 logo ki DP💃
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Pulkit 👽
1 year
I may look normal but agar mere se koi random person road pe achanak address puchta hai to mai panic krr jata hu aur galat address bata deta hu ,fir baad mai regret krta hu 😥😥
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
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ᵏᵃʰⁱⁿ ᵗᵒ ʰᵒᵍⁱ ⁿᵃᵃ ᵗᵘᵐ, ᵐᵘʲʰˢᵉ ᵇᵃʰᵒᵗ ᵃˡᵃᵍ, ᶠⁱʳ ᵇʰⁱ ᵇⁱˡᵏᵘˡ ᵐᵉʳᵉ ʲᵃⁱˢᵉ ! ✍️
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
1 year
Selvon bhoi showing up to the barbie movie premiere 🧨
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@ChanchalKamini
Succinct
1 year
Me showing up to the barbie movie premiere
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@wittysinghh
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Why are threesomes only used for sex?🤔 Why can't I join in a couples argument if I want to?🥊
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2 years
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Will you watch stars with me while we listen to "Kare chand taro ko mashur itna kyu? kambhakt inse bhi khubsurat hai tu!"🌖 ♥
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1 year
Caramel Popcorn tastes yuck 🤢🤢
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
2 years
Uske sath piche Scooty me bethna can fix me 🛵 💨
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@wittysinghh
Pulkit 👽
2 years
Usne mere ko apne Insta Id kyo de hai... Lagata hai mere pyaar mai gir gaye bechari🤡
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@wittysinghh
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एक बिंदी, दो झुमके, अंगिनत अदायें,और वो कहती है "मैंने क्या किया"? ❤️
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If Ranbir Kapoor can be ANIMAL, why can't animals be Ranbir kapoor? 🧵👇
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This song captures the unspoken emotions of those with one-sided feelings, unable to confess❤️
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