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the diary of a real ass bitch

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Joined January 2015
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@yamilexdelreal
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so i can say and tweet all the shit i want!!!
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mind you this my twitter
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@yamilexdelreal
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The day i lose my nana, is the day everybody is gonna lose me too
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Unpopular opinions : Grandma’s Edition 💕
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@yamilexdelreal
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Just finished listening to all of 1D’s songs in alphabetical order 😭 #10YearsOfOneDirection
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@yamilexdelreal
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there’s a 101% chance that I don’t give a fuck what you say or think about me
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@yamilexdelreal
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@gaby_val345 @eggolego2112 I got one too but I clicked it 🙃🙃🙃
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@yamilexdelreal
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“didn’t you used to talk to-“ Me:
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@yamilexdelreal
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So I was able to screen record this video I saw on twitter before it got deleted and I’m glad I did because this is the funniest shit ever 😂😭
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@yamilexdelreal
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You know you’re Mexican when you just got back home from the hospital and your mom tells you “no pienses que vas a descansar porque es hora de limpiar” @SOMEXlCAN
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@yamilexdelreal
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@RodeoTheAlbum when kylie’s baby comes outta her womb and says:
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@yamilexdelreal
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Ricky & Adrian walked so nate & maddy could run
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@yamilexdelreal
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@cherrykoolaidd because once you give someone your heart they leave you
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@yamilexdelreal
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yeah break ups suck, but have you ever watch your mom choose a man over you?
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@yamilexdelreal
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Me: “I really need to stop smoking for awhile” Group chat: “HEY YALL LETS GET HIGH AS FUCK TONIGHT” Me:
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@yamilexdelreal
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someone said “we really got PTSD as a country” and it’s so sad how accurate this is
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@yamilexdelreal
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sometimes you just gotta wish a bitch the best & never talk to them again 🤝
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im so drained and mentally exhausted like i don’t know what to do anymore
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@yamilexdelreal
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my friend: i don’t think we should do this me:
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@yamilexdelreal
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Don’t ask me why I have no friends because I just found out that my ex bff followed every dude I have ever had a thing with and used to talk to the one that hurt me the most, I fucking hate you petty ass bitches.
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@yamilexdelreal
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school starts next week and I already see my careless ass getting dress coded
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@yamilexdelreal
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someone can stab me in the back as many times as they want and I’ll still try to look for the good inside of them
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@yamilexdelreal
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San Diego never disappoints me 🦋🌞💓
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@yamilexdelreal
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you know what sucks? putting all you have in a relationship and not getting anything in return. no effort, no affection, and no love. it’s like there’s no point in even trying because you don’t want to look like a idiot that didn’t know how to stop
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@yamilexdelreal
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@BARBIETlNGZ uhhh idk about lele tho 🤭
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@yamilexdelreal
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5 years
thank you for all the love and support, y’all have no idea how much I appreciate it 🙏🏻💗
@monica_alida
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My close friend Yami was in a car accident Anything helps! 💓
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@yamilexdelreal
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7 years
heart shaped kisses 😽💓💗💖💞
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@yamilexdelreal
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when a bitch looks at my man for too long and then you realize that you’re the one who’s inside his pants every night
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@yamilexdelreal
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halloweekend was a success 🎃🧡
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@yamilexdelreal
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the worst thing about a breakup is that the person that would make you feel better was the one that broke your heart
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@yamilexdelreal
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When cardi said “poured out my whole heart to a piece of shit” I felt thatttt
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@yamilexdelreal
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I wish I was a whore for water the same way I’m a whore for alcohol
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@yamilexdelreal
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5 years
the duo we never knew we needed 😭
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@yamilexdelreal
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I wanna get drunk and cry and sing my mf heart out but y’all don’t understand how many tears I need to let out
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@yamilexdelreal
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Mrs. Officer👮🏻
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@yamilexdelreal
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i rejected this mf at the club and he threw his drink at me like what bitchhhh 😭😭😭
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@yamilexdelreal
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5 years
If you argue w someone and bring up their insecurities then you’re a fucking bitch
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@yamilexdelreal
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4 years
I still don’t understand how gun rights & money are more important than human rights & equality 😣
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@yamilexdelreal
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7 years
Not feeling it
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@yamilexdelreal
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7 years
The first 3 pictures are what he told Suzy & the last 1 is what he told me: never let a guy get between your friendship, it's not worth it💗💗
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@yamilexdelreal
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leaving this here for a while 🙇🏻‍♀️ #NewProfilePic
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@yamilexdelreal
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it’s national boyfriend day and i don’t know which one to post about 😓
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@yamilexdelreal
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I hate y’all 😭
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@yamilexdelreal
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7 years
Phoenix zoo lights date, wya?😍👀
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my sister and i one hour into quarantine
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@6ix9ine fans: *breathing* Me:
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@yamilexdelreal
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A father lost his own daughter because cps didn’t do their job. A mother and her boyfriend beat the living shit out of this little girl and let her starve to death. Don’t have a kid if you’re not going to protect them from evil and become the evil...rest in peace babygirl 💕
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@yamilexdelreal
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I’m so bored that I just hit up my ex from 7th grade 😭
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@yamilexdelreal
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this might not be a big deal but one week sober from nicotine 😁😁😁
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@yamilexdelreal
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they really needed to do that with the baby right there…..bitches be having no morals 👎🏼
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@yamilexdelreal
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10 likes and I’ll tag him 🤭
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a girl NEVER forgets her first micropenis
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@yamilexdelreal
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Him: YoU bEtTeR kEeP sUcKiNg Me:
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just(in) 🦹🏽‍♂️
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caption this 😭
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@yamilexdelreal
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I’m fucking crying 🥺🥺
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full meal 😍🤤👅
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that’s why I fucked yo bitch YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
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@yamilexdelreal
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me: *actually kills myself* everyone: ohhhhhhh you had depression 𝘿𝙀𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉
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@yamilexdelreal
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bitches are so dumb if they think getting with your ex is gonna to make you jealous
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@yamilexdelreal
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she’s just like me fr
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i just saw a girl almost choke and gasp for air and then hit her vape like it was an inhaler
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@yamilexdelreal
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my sister & i broke the family curse when we didn’t get pregnant or married by 18, i love that for us ❤️
@karinaaagarciaa
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gonna be 25 w no kids or a bf, i’ve failed as a mexican 💔💔💔
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@yamilexdelreal
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las chochinas 💗 @suzykhader
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@yamilexdelreal
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HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FREAKING FRIEND!!! Thank you for always being there for me, don’t know what I would do without you. I love you <3😽💞 @suzykhader
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@yamilexdelreal
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The U.S. could never
@ellkay_
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China is constructing a ‘Forest City’ that will eat its own toxic smog using one million plants & 40,000 trees to combat global warming. Wow
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@yamilexdelreal
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y’all popping ashwagandha like they’re percs 😭
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@yamilexdelreal
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I don’t know how girls can catch their bf cheating on them and stay w them like that COULD NEVER BE ME 🤢
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@yamilexdelreal
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fuck all you tall bitches 😓
@emptycamps
☂️Umbrella Mender☂️
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I'm going to look so stupid when I'm 30 and still 5'2
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@yamilexdelreal
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idk why this bitch feels some type of way about me like how you gonna let a girl w no ass get under your skin 😭
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@yamilexdelreal
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Some of y’all haven’t had sex in a while and it shows...
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Just because 2 is better 💋
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@yamilexdelreal
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just found out that aaron and kordell are both gemini men, makes sense why they were the ones who did their girls the dirtiest #loveislandusa
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@yamilexdelreal
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it’s not even a Mexican restaurant tho...
@KPRC2
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Americans vote #TacoBell as the 'Best Mexican Restaurant of 2018' - #KPRC2 @tacobell
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@yamilexdelreal
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sorry for all my stoner friends but we’ll get them next time ://
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Please God, i dont ask for alot. Let beto win
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@yamilexdelreal
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Two is better
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“Go get cavities” “Hailey you’re the one that doesn’t have teeth right here” LMAOOO 😂💀
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mood for the rest of the year
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@yamilexdelreal
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Deadass I’ll be yelling at my family/friends if I see them litter in front of me 😂
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you can't litter around me. aht aht, pick that up😂
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@yamilexdelreal
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im about to jump out of this mf’s car rn i accidentally called him the wrong name 😭😭😭
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why the fuck did i think it was okay to say this cringy ass shit 😭
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@yamilexdelreal
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men are stupid and i don’t respect them.
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@yamilexdelreal
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7 years
jersey shore is my shit
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everyday im reminded why i would pick the bear over a man
@DramaAlert
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Philadelphia police are investigating after a man EJACULATED on a woman's leg in a Dollar Tree store… The man has yet to be identified. (Censored out of respect to the victim)
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@yamilexdelreal
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ELECTRIC (and I cannot stress this enough) CHAIR
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@yamilexdelreal
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i love getting high with my boyfriend and just laughing our asses off over the dumbest shit 🫶🏼
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he did and went through my notes and found my body count list w ratings, suicide note, future baby names and passwords to everything 😭😭😭
@spinbackmecca
mecca ;)
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imagine a nigga actually going through yo phone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@yamilexdelreal
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if you’re going to throw a punch like a man you better be able to take it back like a man 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@yamilexdelreal
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The difference between me & these other females is that they might allow u to do whatever u want but w/ me u better act right or u gotta go
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@yamilexdelreal
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being a “ride or die” means staying by someone’s side whether they have $5 or $500, not when they cheat on you 10 times and you stay with them
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@yamilexdelreal
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5 years
some of you bitches get mad over the dumbest shit 🥴
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@yamilexdelreal
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when he follows a bunch of girls who don’t even follow him back, that’s embarrassing
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a man’s following list tells you a lot abt them LOL
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@yamilexdelreal
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IF YOU’RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND’S MOM, SISTER, AUNT, NANA, COUSIN, OR DOG...THEN DON’T FUCKING TOUCH HIM! It’s that simple :)
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@yamilexdelreal
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he ain’t seeing this for sure
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@yamilexdelreal
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and just letting y’all know, she’s the reason why we’re not friends anymore. I did everything perfectly fine but she broke my trust and lied to my face even when I had evidence against her
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@yamilexdelreal
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Rt if you want all
@ginanepunani
𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔦 ❀
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Rt if you • wanna fuck • need money • are hungry • wanna die • can't sleep • single • want a tattoo • need a blunt no one will ever know which :)
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@yamilexdelreal
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not even trying to be a bitch im saying this from experience but fr don’t because they will bring you down with them and bring you to your lowest, trust me
@JaYunnaMonae
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Don’t fw no nigga while he at his lowest leave that poor ass bitch.
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Deadass me 2
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She looks like the female version of Frank Gallagher
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@yamilexdelreal
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nigga thought he's all good because he lost me lmao he didn't even know what he had in the first place 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@yamilexdelreal
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If this isn't goals then i don't know what is 😍😭
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