If he likes another woman’s tweets it’s because he wants to have sex with her. He can’t stop fantasizing about leaving you and getting her pregnant. He thinks you’re annoying and cringe and doesn’t love you anymore and thinks about her 24/7 because she’s prettier and cooler
irl friend just texted me saying she downloaded OldSchool RuneScape.
I immediately asked if she wanted to play, and she accepted. I logged into her world and crashed her at ammonite crabs
Lesson one, welcome to the trenches buddy.
By age 30 you should have a crippling RuneScape addiction, spine shaped like a question mark, be mildly socially inept, and been catfished at least once
Dear Diary,
It’s been almost 12 hours since the RuneScape servers went down. Water is scarce. Food supplies are dwindling. The voices are getting louder. God might be real, but he left this place a long time ago. I’m not sure how much longer I’ve got left.
"E-girls have no self respect >:(" Said the borderline diabetic hentai addict who thinks Red Bull is a food group, his ass mustering the power of a thousands swamps. He heard a faint "use me" in the distance. It was his shower, begging to be used for the first time in six days.
If there’s anything I love about RuneScape, it’s being being able to trade other players. Using banks is pretty cool too and the Grand Exchange is a nice bonus - ok now that all the ironmen have stopped reading this the time has come, comrades. The revolution starts tonight.
Finally gained the courage to leave my emotionally abusive relationship of almost 5 years last week. For years I silently let myself endure pain all whilst trying to convince myself and those around me that I was living in a fairytale. I don't want to go into detail but
imagine if woox had a choker around his neck with a little bell on it and every time he got an achievement on runescape it jingled and he went nyaaaa nyaaaaaaa :3 ~
@pixpeach
It was so lovely hanging out with you both! I literally can’t think of a Twitch moderator who fulfills more modly duties irl than this guy. The way he aggressively told that guy who asked for your number that he was going to be “chat banned” if he didn’t “back off” was gold 👌
Just want a man who showers once a week, is terminally addicted to porn, drinks a can of Monster for breakfast and places all his self worth into his proficiency at playing RuneScape… do men like this even exist anymore? 😔
Omg quick guys, someone pull up the names, full messaging history, locations, and blood types of the victims, otherwise TurboRandom6942073 won’t believe the allegations that have been corroborated by multiple victims and the police are literally investigating!!! 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥
Crazy to think that if Trump had turned on pray range even a tick later he would’ve been back in Lumby. Took a bit of chip damage but prob nothing that a shark brew can’t heal. Now the question seems to be whether he was legit rushed, or just part of an elaborate lure? 🤔
You asked me what my woodcutting level is… 2 other people are standing on the other side of this Redwood but you chose to stand next to me. You didn’t ask “levels?” You said “level”. Singular. You’re asking ME specifically. I need to know why. I need to know… YOU.
✧RUNESCAPE E-DATING PRICES✧
Redwoods = $4.99
Redwoods + Netflix = $9.99
Dance at GE = $14.99
Dance at GE + Netflix = $19.99
Duo raids = $29.99
I praise your PKing skills whilst meowing = $39.99
Add on 8 hour sleep call to any offers above = $99.99
❥ SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
62:36 inferno pb + grandmaster CA time!!! finally got my 2nd kc almost 2.5 years after my first cape l0000000l lil sad i got it off stream, but i will be continuing sub 60 attempts on stream 😁
My 2 year old niece just said “It is an absolute shame that Jagex has broken promises to revise and remains complacent with their outdated account security system despite continuous outcry and lamentation by their loyal, dedicated customers.” I’m shaking. I love her so much.
Twitter shitposter -> TWITCH PARTNER pipeline complete!!!!!! S/o to everyone who encouraged me to start streaming 1.5 years ago. Every single second of it has been an absolute pleasure that I wouldn’t trade for anything. I am so incredibly grateful. Thank you 💜💜💜💜💜
jagex said how can we make dungeoneering shittier and more infuriating and then made the gauntlet, added it into the game and said choke on that cock and everyone just started gagging on it and thanking jagex saying well at least its only 6 inches long, glad it isnt 11 inches
along with t1.5b, i also lost my one and only infernal cape which forced me to go back to inferno and send some off task attempts yesterday ..................
everything happens for a reason i suppose CUZZZZZZZZ WE COPPED A MF 3KC ZUK PET LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL🤣🤣😭💀
I can't believe I need to say this...
You're not going to find your wife in any of these places:
- Night clubs
- Bars
- Tinder
She's going to be here:
- RuneScape
I can't believe I need to say this...
You're not going to find your wife in any of these places:
- Night clubs
- Bars
- Tinder
She's going to be here:
- Libraries
- Gyms
- Coffee shops
Found out that a patient I saw for severe headaches who I then urgently referred for further tests was diagnosed with a brain tumor that would’ve killed her if it hadn’t been picked up. No one has expressed their gratitude to me like this before. Literally crying at work rn 🥺