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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

I belong to this era

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

8 months

Just saying no hate for anyone but player KOHLI performed in knockouts for both captain Rohit and captain Dhoni. But no one did for him ( captain virat) in knockouts.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

I Belong To This Era.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

10 months

Aj Arjun Kapoor K liye Respect badh gye

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Puja 🥂

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1 year

Boys can commit to one barber for a lifetime, but they can't commit to one girl for a lifetime.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Fact : Men moan more in gym than in bed.

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Puja 🥂

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2 years

Girls who don't bath regularly in the winters are wife material.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Boys get into one serious relationship and lose all their flirting skills.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

3 months

Waiting for Lafda to happen #RCBvsKKR

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

I belong to desi family yaha humare sugar daddy nhi hote hai balki daddy ko sugar hota hai.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

My boyfriend is scared of marrying me because my younger brother's name is Sundar.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Never date a guy with six pack abs because no guy builds six pack abs just to date one girl.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Delhi people inhale 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 exhale 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘥.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

The sexual tension between me and the guy at the shoe shop when he says "pura andar tak gaya na ".

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Boys never cheat on you, they just want to have s*x with every girl.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Six inches feels all great until it's next day and you don't feel your l̶e̶g̶s̶ feets.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Maturity is when you realise "Tarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah" was never funny.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Boys be like she's just a friend, more like a sister, then propose her.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

9 months

I'm sorry for everytime i trolled Dhinchak Pooja .

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Puja 🥂

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1 year

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Boys who are 5'2 and want to be called daddy by their girlfriend. Bhai your not daddy your baccha.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Girls get bored AF when a guy gives them too much attention.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Girls are simple; they ignore every guy just to end up getting ignored by the guy they like.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

10 months

Bookmyshow should organise his concert instead of Shub

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Never date someone who is still friends with their Ex.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

8 months

@BluntIndianGal guys don't forget MITCHELL MARSH is selfless player not playing for personal milestone and did the toughest job

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

i apologize to my future son for the delay, but it's just your dad ain't replying

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Boys act single on social media and have affairs with different girls in DM.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

No girl can flirt better than the girl who has zero interest in coming into a relationship.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

11 months

S*xting is so difficult roz roz nayi script kidhar se lau ? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

9 months

Back Pain is real 😭

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Make a girl comfortable around you and she will tell you about her EX.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Treat a guy right, and he will cheat you.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

The sluttiest thing a man can do is pull you by the waist and kiss your forehead.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Boys can cheat on you and still make you feel like you are the only one they love.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Tinder match's smoothness level: 12/10

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Boys will never admit they are in love with you; they will simply start getting possessive about you.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Boys care more about lubricant in their bikes but not with their gfs.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

10 months

After 10th life is a scam.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Guys flirt with you 24x7 and then introduce you to their girlfriend.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

3 years

Seduce her with honesty and lover her with loyalty.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

People born in the 90s who are still unmarried need special protection from relatives.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

5 months

Either Pasandida Mard or this.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

8 months

Generational wealth ki bas kami reh gye.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

" replied to your story" kya hota hai himmat hai toh apni mummi se milwa ke dikha.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 month

@Dhimahi11 It's high time people start thinking beyond loyalty and blind support and start voting for development

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Dear College / Universities if you really want us to have 75% attendance just hire some hot professors.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

When I say mummy nhi manegi believe me it's not mummy it's me who don't want to hangout with you guys.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Nobody Girls dating gym going guys:

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Girls will play "truth or dare" with you for the things they can't ask directly.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Everything is temporary, but an Ex becoming hot after a breakup is permanent.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Sexting with your best friend is cool until he gets feelings for you.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Fact: Girls just don't stalk; they investigate.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Having a male best friend is so difficult. These mfs get into relationships and forget all about your existence.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

9 months

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

The desi urge to say "agli baar pakka and that agli baar won't come.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Idk what my dad thinks I am, a pharmacist?

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Boys will send you some romantic text message copied from Google and call it a love letter.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Girls will send you a song resembling their feelings and call it a confession.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Boys can flirt with every girl, but not with their girlfriend.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Ask a desi aunty what she looks for in her future daughter-in-law and see her explain slavery.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

9 months

Couldn't control sharing

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Girls go shopping for a 500-rupee item and come back with 50,000 less in their account.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

10 months

Hypocrisy ki bhi seema hoti hai..

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

University is weird. Everyone hates everyone yet hangs out together everyday.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Nowadays, these 13- to 14-year-old kids are talking about their sex lives, having barely hit puberty.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

In India it's never "break up ho gya iska " it's always "iska chutiya kaat gya".

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Date a guitarist cause his fingers are fast.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Boys can understand enemies footprint in cod but can't understand their girlfriends mood.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Yeh male friends bhai bolne pe itna offend kyu ho jaatey hain yrrr?? I didn't mean it bro.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Desi boys never ask for sex; they always say "upar upar se karunga."

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Make a boy comfortable around you and he will tell you about his family problems.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Hot hot girls don’t have any female friends.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Some girls ignore boys like they have a husband and kid waiting for them in home.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

9 months

Money Matters bro.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

🇺🇸 - Friends with benefits 🇮🇳 - Best friend

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

You take mirror selfies to flex your phone. I take mirror selfies to hide my ugly face. We are not the same, bro.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Boys be like filter beauty hai yeh.. Bro, filter mein bhi wohi ache dikhte jinki shakal achi hoti hai.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

9 months

world's greatest bowler ko chips khila rahi hu 🥰

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

The feminine urge to dislike every girl he is comfortable with.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

"Indian higher education is all about students attending colleges and universities for 75% attendance, not education."

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

In desi family, you will never wake up peacefully. Bhai Kalesh k awaz se neend khulti hai, yaar yaha roz.

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@winnie_the_puja

11 months

Aur nhi ho raha Adulting, 😭.

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@winnie_the_puja

1 year

A man can understand the taste difference between different brands of cigarettes, but can't understand when their girlfriend is upset.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Girls are color blind to Red.Isiliye toh har red flag hume green flag lgta hai.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Fact: Girls will prefer to die rather than confess their feelings to the man they are in love with

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Boys make girl best friend only to say "koi ladki patta de yaar".

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

9 months

Adulting is biggest scam.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

10 months

Bhagwaan bure din dikhan par Esha Gupta jaise bure din na dikhana.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Boys, be like "Mai itna bura nahi jitna tum sochti ho." Haan bhai tu usse bhi jada bura hai

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Boys who are 5'2 and want to be called handsome no bro you're not handsome you're just cute.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Being in a relationship is all cool and fun until they say, "Mummy, Papa, se kab baat karne wale ho."

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Desi munde look 10 times hotter when they wear kurta-pajama, and that's a fact.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

When a girl asks you what kind of girl you like, she is indirectly asking you whether you like her or not.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Sab Kharab Hai..

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

If you think boys are sweet, try to disturb them when they are watching a cricket match.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Men prefer girls with a perfect body, and women prefer men who don't exist.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

2 years

Auto Driver : Madam Kaha Jana Hai? Me : Bhaiya kahi door le chlo in sab dukho se.

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Puja 🥂

@winnie_the_puja

1 year

Today’s kid will never understand tv channel ke numbers yaad rakhne ka struggle.

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