WINENJERI @winenjeri Twitter profile

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WINENJERI

@winenjeri

8 months

I don’t talk in the morning.

Mlungisi Ntshangase

@Mlu__N7

8 months

Wait, what are your contributions to your society?

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@winenjeri

2 months

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@winenjeri

2 months

Ruto has called 🫵🏽 the person who went to the streets , doctors , nurses , tech guys , lawyers, drivers , journalists who volunteered, bled ; criminals . He has called his own citizens criminals

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@winenjeri

2 months

Larry Madowo “ police were using live ammunition and people were dying am not using the word allegedly it’s because I was there and I saw it” Then someone has the nerve to call us criminals ??

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@winenjeri

7 months

Nostalgia!

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@winenjeri

2 months

But they can’t find Rita Waeni’s killer several months later . Nonesense!

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@guylikericky

2 months

Lakini how do police track you to your current location with 100% accuracy?

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@winenjeri

2 years

Why do brown envelopes smell like that? Is someone secretly rubbing their ass on them???

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@winenjeri

1 year

Did I just watch a “GRWM” for maandamano??aki gen Z🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@winenjeri

5 months

@kiruti Sharrup please 😂😂plus it smells amazing

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@winenjeri

2 years

“No dick is making me show up”….. LIES🙄😂 you will show up my dear

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@winenjeri

2 months

Girl ? What ??

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@winenjeri

1 year

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@winenjeri

1 year

Did I just watch a “GRWM” for maandamano??aki gen Z🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@winenjeri

1 year

1 USD=100 ksh 🥹

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@akreana_

1 year

When were your simpler times ?

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@winenjeri

3 years

One thing about me once I find a particular meal I love in a restaurant am not brave enough to order something else , ever 😩

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@winenjeri

2 months

Do you guys notice the political class language ? Where have the Gen Z said they are going to burn the country Infact with what we have seen it’s the political class that are willing to burn the country down than to be held accountable 🙄

Hon Sharleen Wambui

@SharleenWambui9

2 months

Kwanini hamtaki dialogue my dear small sisters and brothers the Gen Z ?? Mnataka tuchome kenya alafu tuishi wapi?

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@winenjeri

3 years

If you live in cold places and your cloths or sheets and duvets that sit in the cupboards for weeks and usually have that weird moldy smell USE THIS if you had guests over and the couch and seats smells like 🍃 and 🚬 USE THIS got mine from carrefour for 438/- smells amazing

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@winenjeri

1 year

I belong to this era 😄

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@winenjeri

2 months

How do you know someone is a pathological liar? They add unnecessary information that you never asked for .

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@winenjeri

5 months

Honestly these are the kind of things that excite me as an adult 🙊

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@winenjeri

2 years

Airbnb’s are amazing cos why am I in coast eating baked beans and bread in a hotel while I could walk 5meters away and get mahamri, viazi karai bajia and all that yummy stuff while in an Airbnb?

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@winenjeri

2 months

When doctors were abducted while doing their job , when doctors nurses were tear gassed , a doctor KILLED while doing their job where was that attention of yours to draw it @Nakhumicha_S ?????

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@winenjeri

2 months

They are killing their own citizens on parliament grounds. PARLIAMENT?????

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@winenjeri

2 years

I don’t watch reality tv🤝I went to alliance 🤝I only read 48laws of power 🤝I don’t put sugar in my coffee 🙄

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@winenjeri

2 years

Period👏🏼

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@winenjeri

3 years

Why is he wearing two watches ?🤔

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@NationAfrica

3 years

PRESIDENT KENYATTA orders crackdown on all boda boda operators in Nairobi and across the country; says all operators will be registered

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@winenjeri

2 months

@neoduo_r Thing is even before that white man steps in the room he already has privilege . Being a man & bonus points he is white . Nothing audacious or bold about them honestly . Warm cabbage soup

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@winenjeri

2 years

I think Lintons had this “ you can’t sit with us attitude ” then came in IG shops that sell genuine products calling you" dear ” & “babe ”every 2 seconds with impeccable service 😂😂

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@winenjeri

6 months

Those “Valentine’s Day is everyday” what have you been gifted today ?🫢

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@winenjeri

3 years

Lugz

@mwanzo_k

3 years

Pick your fighter for 12th Dec.

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@winenjeri

3 years

Both Rihanna and nicki minaj were wearing Bottega stretch sandals afew mins ago and there sold out lol

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@winenjeri

3 years

Anytime I receive flowers I honestly feel so special ☺️flowers are my top favorite things to receive

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@winenjeri

2 months

I want us to get to a point where if you dare go for public office you know your working under a huge microscope, any movement & the public are aware . You sneeze & we know. Service delivery will be for passionate individuals who want betterment for their communities

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@winenjeri

3 years

I have a good feeling about this week! Good things are going to happen ….Claiming it 🤗

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@winenjeri

2 years

The OG’s remember this 😅

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@winenjeri

2 years

I really want to understand the concept of breakfast dates , this coming from a person who is NOT a morning person… so you wake up , dress up then go what … talk ?😭about ?

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@winenjeri

3 months

Elsa reminds me of people who need rich white people’s validation so bad that they don’t understand no matter how much money they make they are still n****ers in their eyes . That’s why we are constantly reminded of her living in Hollywood every 2 business days

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@winenjeri

3 years

I struggle so much with small talk that I always end up sounding awkward or come off …cold 😬

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@winenjeri

2 years

People are talking about the lady traveling solo was dangerous but have you forgotten that right here in Kenya there’s a sitting senator who allegedly walked into a woman’s room (she traveled with her husband by the way )and almost did the same thing ???

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@winenjeri

3 years

Nike desert Oreo, what’s on your feet?

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@winenjeri

9 months

Just look at that 😍

🧡🧡 Femme actuelle 🧡🧡

@zippoglisia

9 months

Zara has really nice stuff.

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@winenjeri

1 year

If your a vanilla person or you just want to smell like a French bakery this thread is for you … av been dying to try this brand coz it’s all over my page and it’s everything & more this shower gel smells like a warm hug , it’s yummy , smells FANTASTIC &lathers so well 10/10!

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@winenjeri

2 years

Always maintained that you can’t be “friends” with someone who says mean things to you under the guise of “banter”. Your “pal” simply hates you or envies you

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@winenjeri

2 years

Banter is very important to me in a relationship/ friendship we must eat banter I will roast you that when your alone& remember you start smiling 🤣🤣

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@winenjeri

1 year

The Uber guy, Art cafe waitress,my workmate& now my pal have all complimented my scent… am wearing Instant Crush by Mancera

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@winenjeri

1 year

Listen no matter how many playlists are made nothing beats that organic XFM feeling , I miss XFM and Nakumatt 😭

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@winenjeri

11 months

Does yummy mummy say the things she says for shock value or she’s just weird coz how do you say you still eat your boogers??? 😵‍💫

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@winenjeri

1 year

That Boyz 2 Men concert should be done brunch style I want to cry during the day with a mimosa in my hand 😭 & get home on time for a bath soak

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@winenjeri

3 years

Another win from Dove! I can’t remember who but on my Dove thread someone added this and av been looking for it cos I don’t have any exfoliating shower cream from Dove . Smells sooooooooo gooood and the micro exfoliating beads aren’t too harsh got it from carrefour for 500/-

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@winenjeri

3 years

Thank you 🙏🏾

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@winenjeri

3 years

Secret Santa theme this year was petty , someone just sent me the 5 gallons keringet water I assume it’s because am thirsty 😂(lies) anyway someone is about to open the huge pack of kensalt cos they always salty …don’t play with me 😩

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@winenjeri

3 years

Not even ONE person stood up for her ? Not one ? Not one thought yea no this is wrong? What kind of society are we living in?😞

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@winenjeri

1 year

I recently saw a tweet say you must be a psychopath to indulge in more than one slice of Artcaffe’s salted caramel cake & that’s 100%true

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@winenjeri

14 days

Am sorry but at the price at which I buy my bras am not throwing them to ANYONE not in this economy 😭

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@winenjeri

3 years

I tend to stay away from celebrity scents but Reb’l Fleur by Rihanna is stunning , seductive , sexy , delicious I mean it has vanilla , coconut water, peach , tuberose and Amber this is perfect for the office and date night and this is like 4- 5k ! I love it 10/10

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@winenjeri

3 years

TL cleanse 😊

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@winenjeri

5 months

Excuse me what ???

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@winenjeri

1 year

RFGO7G4FYI4 confirmed you have received…….

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@DantizerCFC

1 year

What is the fastest way to calm a woman down when she's angry?

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@winenjeri

1 year

SOTD : Thuraya By Lattafa. Beautiful yummy grown up sexy ! starts off sweet but the dry down is my favorite part very smooth beautiful grown up vanilla . The projection is good I fill up a room as soon as i walk in . Perfect for days when your hugging everyone 😉8/10

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@winenjeri

1 month

Lintons man 🤦🏽‍♀️ just seeing the expired cosmetics saga but if there’s one lesson to learn Is people will never forget how you treat them ,Lintons can never beat those profiling allegations

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@winenjeri

2 months

Why are you spreading fake news? Grow up

Maina Kageni

@ItsMainaKageni

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Kesho, kesho, kesho...... I know it has the potential to get messy, but you can prove to the world that you're capable of a sober interaction..... ask any question..... ask the hard, important ones because its absolutely necessary that you get your answers..... cover every area,

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@winenjeri

3 years

In 2022 we pamper and take care of ourselves even more we protect our space and do whatever makes us happy ..Inshallah

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@winenjeri

2 years

After that tweet Lintions really need to work on their staff ☹️ most comments are on how expensive they are or poorly clients are handled with the sales people in the store

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@winenjeri

3 years

The confidence in knowing you smell amazing is unmatched! Got a hug yesterday and the conversation for the last 20 mins is how good I was smelling ☺️

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@winenjeri

3 years

Just found out the secret to buying comfortable loubs is getting the 85mm heels compared to the 100mm cos the latter you 👏🏾will 👏🏾suffer 👏🏾

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@winenjeri

5 months

You guys really need to live your lives outside these social media people who talk like they have figured out life esp on finances,pay for a party to have a good time, buy your pal a drink coz your having a good time you don’t have to buy that land at 25 , breath relax 😅😅

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@winenjeri

1 year

I belong to this era😁

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@winenjeri

1 year

I belong to this era 😄

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@winenjeri

3 years

Did you guys know about this Kenyan luxury perfume brand ? Lheritier Eau de Parfum comes in beautiful gold bottle with cirtrus and peony notes the dry down is patchouli and sandalwood perfect for a sunny day or afternoon brunch , gives me 8+hrs got it for 4500/- on their IG. 6/10

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@winenjeri

1 year

I hope Whoever designed Mr& Mrs Magunga’s wedding gown was given dibs on the first servings of pilau ! The bride & groom looked so beautiful MashAllah 😍👏🏼

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@winenjeri

3 years

Dashcams have microphones ?Babes borrow your mans car at your own risk 😩

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@winenjeri

3 years

Another year around the sun 🙏🏾

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@winenjeri

3 years

I should probably do a “ how to make your house smell amazing” thread… stuff I use and little tricks I have learnt to make my space smell nice…

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@winenjeri

3 years

If you live in cold places and your cloths or sheets and duvets that sit in the cupboards for weeks and usually have that weird moldy smell USE THIS if you had guests over and the couch and seats smells like 🍃 and 🚬 USE THIS got mine from carrefour for 438/- smells amazing

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@winenjeri

4 months

This gava is making me tweet at 7 am on how POOR its comms are. Why would you put children & parents through all that anxiety only to communicate at 1am , what a cruel government

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@winenjeri

3 years

Wearing my third fav Tom Ford from my collection Tom Ford Grey Vetiver I did a review of this a while ago and told you to imagine what someone who owns a house at the Hamptons smells like ,clean fresh with zero effort ,this scent will make the announcement that u just arrived

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@winenjeri

3 years

No. This country barely rewards hardworking people . Also buying a car isn’t =working hard. Most are actually on loans let’s take the condescending tone a notch down .

Fredrick Nyambare 🐐

@nyambareMPH

3 years

To avoid this, work hard and buy your own car.

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@winenjeri

1 year

Guys please that video of the girl getting icecream is sooo cute let’s not ruin it with think pieces 😭😩

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@winenjeri

3 years

By the way if your ever wondering what to get someone( a lady ) who seems to have everything and the gifting process is hard.. get them an orchid , DO NOT get them the fake stuff ,a real orchid and she will be IMPRESSED orchids represent luxury,prosperity and mature charm

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@winenjeri

3 months

If you’ve been here long enough you know what Cambridge Analytica & the likes are capable of when it comes to social media psychological war & as it seems your gava has sought out their services . They are scared ,Don’t get lost in the sauce #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@winenjeri

2 years

Jada is going to invite Will and Chris rock at the red table to have a “healing moment ”😭

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@winenjeri

3 years

When I tell you am OBSESSED ,this is my current favorite male scented shower gel. This smells like opulence, like sole benefactor of the estate, someone who isn’t on social media . It lathers so well and has you feeling clean!I wouldn’t gift just anyone this .. got for 2500/-

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@winenjeri

11 months

“ ……I will let your government keep punishing you” is probably the cleanest deep cut insult I have ever read on these streets 😭Grammy worthy

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@winenjeri

1 year

Omg 🤣🤣

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@winenjeri

3 years

The most anticipated perfume release from the moment it was announced , got the tiny sample .. Review? 😄😄

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@winenjeri

3 years

Something cute just arrived on my mail 😄 shall we do a review for this classic ? Alsooooo You won’t imagine for how much!

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@winenjeri

3 years

Am wearing a favorite today Elizabeth Arden White tea - soft ,clean , sweet, a criminaly underrated girl . You can wear this is any weather any day anytime.. perfect scent to start your collection …anyone I have recommended this to love it and goes for 4-5k … 10/10

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@winenjeri

3 years

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@winenjeri

3 years

Am seeing a lot of people who just passed the bar on my TL if your babe, sister , friend is among them and your looking for a gift get them this scent,I find L’Interdit is the perfect scent for lawyers and cooperate girlies it’s mature very serious very boss babe scent 10/10

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@winenjeri

1 year

@melanin_afrique 😩

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@winenjeri

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@winenjeri

3 years

It’s ok to be a softie sometimes (for me it’s all the time ) that hardcore shit is a no for me… meeee by the way One thing I will do is cry

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@winenjeri

3 years

Budget friendly one today- Elizabeth Arden white Tea stunning scent with notes of mandarin orange, white iris ,sea scents this is a green scent. This makes you smell clean ,soft, airy like an expensive spa lasts a good 5-6hrs and this goes for about 5k very worth it 9/10

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@winenjeri

2 years

There’s a men’s shop in Nairobi CBD selling beautiful things( cloths ) for men the quality is top top

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@winenjeri

1 year

My second most ( after MFK baccarat) complimented scent by women & for me everytime I get a compliment from a woman makes my day 10000 times better😄 . Cartier Baiser Vole , stolen kiss an expression of love according to Cartier

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@winenjeri

1 year

Guys I have FINNALY ( I think ) found my 2023 scent . My signature scent is here and I love it 🥹

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@winenjeri

1 year

Scent review : Hareem Al Sultan This scent has everyone esp on tiktok on a chockhold it’s supposedly smells like a “brown goddess with her tirries out being fed fruit🤭” right off the start she’s VERY sweet but not cotton candy juvenile sweet nor Jill Scott grown and sexy sweet

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@winenjeri

3 years

Told you guys about the MASSIVE candle I got yesterday… this thing is huge!!! It’s 7 wicks and it smells phenomenal! It’s by sand and fog perfect prezie for a candle lover

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@winenjeri

2 months

ZERO politicians in the next cabinet appointments. Put competent people who are there to work FOR KENYANS .

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@winenjeri

3 years

My fave fave fave pocket friendly men’s scent this is fresh, citrusy ,woody ,office friendly ,date friendly.. when you hug someone they will compliment you ..your going to leave a sexy trail and it costs less than 7k beautiful sexy classic beast of a scent 10/10

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@winenjeri

3 years

Affordable men’s scent that’s on my top 5 list yes ? Yes!

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@winenjeri

2 years

Anything healthcare shouldn’t have “influencers” let your services speak for itself cos in healthcare if your core base which should be patient care isn’t natural you can never get away with it no matter how many “influential” people you use to market your facility

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@winenjeri

3 years

Am wearing an amazing amazing amaaazing scent ;Y by YSL I got it as sample yesterday it’s fantastic! I sprayed it early in the morning and it’s projecting madly and almost everyone is giving me compliments very safe blind buy beautiful male scent am getting the full bottle 10/10

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@winenjeri

3 years

Hi my name is Wanjeri and am a product junkie I love to smell nice and something ad like to tell you is I can recommend you the best scents but if you don’t practice personal hygiene those scents won’t work Shower regularly brush your teeth wear deo it will make a huge difference

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@winenjeri

3 years

Scent for the cooperate boys Bleu de Chanel . If you own this scent you know how good this is very Masculine with notes of lemon ,mint,Vetiver patchouli and sandalwood for office , date night , brunch it will fetch you tons of compliments .This I would gift a lover 9/10

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@winenjeri

2 years

Reminder best candle if you want your space to smell ✨clean. Not sweet not spicy … just clean also nice gift to get someone if your visiting their house

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