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William Banks

@williambanks_

2 years

Alec Baldwin just bought a ticket to Car World Gala 👍

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William Banks

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2 years

@isaiahgripper You should only steal from Whole Foods and target. It is wrong to steal from individuals and small businesses. Corporations are not people.

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William Banks

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4 years

We found JoJo Siwa’s vaccine card!!!🙌

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William Banks

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“Deadpool vs. Joker” is still funny to me. All the guys who DM me threats for stolen valor think Deadpool would beat Joker in a fight

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William Banks

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if you feel sad, try pretending your sonic the hedhgehog. it doesnt work though

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William Banks

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Everyone on tik tok says I am beautiful (facial bone structure) and deserve much better (a nicer gf)

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William Banks

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2 years

Alec Baldwin just got charged with involuntary manslaughter

William Banks

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2 years

Alec Baldwin just bought a ticket to Car World Gala 👍

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William Banks

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5 months

My first interview with a real life atheist 😳

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William Banks

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3 years

Sent in this clip to audition for a cabaret show and absolutely did not get the part

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William Banks

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The Hollywood Reporter

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Who Is the Next Ellen? Race Begins to Replace Daytime’s Biggest Host

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William Banks

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I’m on Day 4 no weed and this just make me cry

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William Banks

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4 months

Please be nice to me

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@williambanks_ if there is a God why would he make you like this?

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William Banks

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1 year

Why do they keep replacing the dancers in the Planet of The Bass music video?

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William Banks

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4 years

Liberal mail-in voting is a federal crime. WATCH THIS NOW

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William Banks

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3 years

a Mechanic came to my supper 😱😱😱

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William Banks

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2 years

I did stand up at West Point Military Academy and pretend to be a marine 🇺🇸

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William Banks

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2 years

Car World is not a cult. We are a community to help people. @TheYard podcast discusses Gala with @slime_machine

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William Banks

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2 years

This malicious video of Car World was sent to me as blackmail, but we do not hide in darkness. Car World is not a cult.

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William Banks

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6 months

Alright everyone is talking about Conan so I want to share my experience of him being a wonderful boss. I started at his show in 94 as a writers assistant but I got promoted within a month to stool. I will always cherish these formative memories.

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William Banks

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3 years

when ur at a stove but remember u left the party on 😂😂

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William Banks

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Inspector Juice spotted at Trader Joe’s 🔎🧃

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William Banks

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3 years

Damn just looked down and realize I’ve only been using one foot fml

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William Banks

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She said I look like Mac Miller if he did improv

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William Banks

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2 years

Conan O’Brien believes in Car World. He has a VIP Pass to the Gala on Friday. Do you?

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William Banks

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4 years

Proving to my gf’s mom that I’m not atheist

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William Banks

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1 year

Every news report during October Month:

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William Banks

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1 year

Hey @elonmusk can you please explain why I can’t post the Lord’s Prayer without paying for X Premium? This is ridiculous

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William Banks

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3 years

I went to Ancient Rome for a discovery

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William Banks

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4 months

My first interview with a female atheist 😰

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William Banks

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1 year

“Deadpool can regenerate his health so it’s not even close”

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William Banks

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3 years

Not to spread rumors but I heard Billie Eilish is dating Martin Herlihy

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William Banks

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4 years

We got double booked at an air bnb last night with another couple who gave us milk-based alcohol and then I climbed on a boat to talk to my camera

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William Banks

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4 months

My first interview with a atheist who published a book 👎📕

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William Banks

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3 years

I taught a new class about Car World and this girl freaked out

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William Banks

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3 years

We went to West Point military academy to do stand up and then stole their flag

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William Banks

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2 years

Happy October Month 🎃Conan O’Brien does the #HumpsnatchChallenge I wrote this joke for a late night comedy class in college. My professor told me it didn’t make any sense.. OK then please explain that to one of my best friends @ConanOBrien

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William Banks

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6 months

New logo I just designed for religion

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William Banks

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4 years

. @MELANIATRUMP DIVORCE HIM and MARRY my friend RUSSELL

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William Banks

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2 years

come to Car World Gala on November 18 and you can sit next to him. *No weapons allowed in the Theatre

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William Banks

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1 year

@jpbrammer The Moon is just for at night. Not a big deal

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William Banks

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1 year

@aallleeexxxxxx1 Same

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William Banks

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2 years

I have been tagged in this video 5 times. This man is not me. Thank you.

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William Banks

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3 years

feeling good these days

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William Banks

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2 years

This is the music New Yorkers are listening to

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William Banks

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10 months

The waitress who kicked us out of a diner in Winston-Salem, NC has finally responded to our viral TikTok.

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William Banks

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3 years

Off duty jury duty

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William Banks

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1 year

After this video we tried (and succeeded) to have sex with the bisexual woman inside the Mickey Mouse costume

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he said yes!!!!!!! Disney Cruise is our home

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William Banks

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April 16 2020

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2 years

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests

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William Banks

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Our Gathering in Winston-Salem is cancelled tonight because we are not welcome here

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William Banks

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2 years

ENTER CAR WORLD trailer (2022) the cinematic origin story of my real journey

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William Banks

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2 years

I made this when my tooth was broken

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William Banks

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2 years

I programmed a dating simulator 📀💘

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William Banks

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4 years

Talking to my 14 year old republican cousin feels like this wheelbarrow I saw yesterday

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William Banks

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1 year

Apostle in 30 Rock confirmed ✅

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1 year

Welcome to the cast, Chloe Troast!

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William Banks

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Dear autistic people, my account is not satire

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William Banks

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4 years

We met these goats for a reason 🙏💕

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William Banks

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3 years

This is the picture my doctor uses for me to get a Adderall prescription

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William Banks

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Alec Baldwin just joined Car World Nation

William Banks

@williambanks_

2 years

Alec Baldwin just bought a ticket to Car World Gala 👍

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William Banks

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Job interview ✌️ready to get back to work

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William Banks

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My first interview with a atheist who kiss me 😘

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William Banks

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2 years

the Oscar Award is not a participation trophy

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William Banks

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10 months

You and me both, brother.

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William Banks

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1 year

Damn I did not know they used AI to write the Simpson. honestly sad to hear it

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Al Jean, writer on ‘The Simpsons’ for around 30 years, highlights that one reason the writers strike is important is for getting residuals from streaming. “It’s important for us to get a share of streaming because that’s where the future is.“ (Source: Deadline)

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the exact moment I entered Car World

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why I world never have sex with Dake

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I am going to marry Actor Caroline Yost who plays Quuarux in the movies

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I got my shit rocked last night

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William Banks

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3 years

My job was to give out free drink samples to anti-circumcision protestors today

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William Banks

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I am done playing games with atheists

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William Banks

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3 years

I see you all dressed up as Phoebe Bridgers and Olivia Rodrigo this year.. meanwhile I am the original character, Mr. Midnight, that my friend made up

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it sucks they took the role from Benny Feldman and gave it to Lea Michele

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Should I hit this car with my car?

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William Banks

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every people you see dating in brooklyn 😭

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This is why Biden wants to ban TikTok

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William Banks

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2 years

Deadpool is a democrat

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William Banks

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Happy Veterans Day 🇺🇸 resharing my bravest video to celebrate

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William Banks

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3 years

new subscribers paid us $256 today to watch @carosnake fall for this trap 🔥💯

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William Banks

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When I was in 7th grade, I ruined a boy’s birthday party by spitting and throwing bricks. The next day at school our teacher made all the kids write letters to my parents about how I act bad. This is a true story and these are the real letters 👹 am I a monster?

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William Banks

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I can’t believe they used this picture of me

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William Banks

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My first interview with a group of atheists 😵‍💫

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William Banks

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3 years

It turns out it’s nearly impossible to take care of yourself

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William Banks

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4 years

Do NOT go home for Thanksgiving this year

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William Banks

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1 year

Trump got arrest 👍👍

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William Banks

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3 years

idk sometimes I make videos from my girlfriend’s perspective just for fun

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William Banks

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Try to convince me that my patriotic step-siblings don’t want to fuck each other

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William Banks

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Squid Game is short for Squidward’s Gambit

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William Banks

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I went to Euphoria high school 💋👅

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William Banks

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1 year

All these Ice Spice Met Gala photos are AI fakes. Ice Spice was actually at my grandfather’s funeral in Missouri today and she was a comfort to the whole family.

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William Banks

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these unprecedented times call for unprecedented rhymes

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