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@alexxmalloy

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2 years
happy tuesday 💕
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kamala falling from the coconut tree and into the oval office
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love being the first person awake on vacation because now i’m sitting on the beach having coffee by myself like i’m in a dramatic movie scene where i’ve just had a life realization
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8 months
the last thing Jamie saw before the anesthesia kicked in
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Britney Spears’ dad, Jamie Spears, had his leg amputated a month ago after an infection, TMZ reports.
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me watching barbie in the next theater when the nuke goes off
@NolanAnalyst
Christopher Nolan Art & Updates
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Christopher Nolan promises that viewers will be able to almost physically feel the nuclear detonation in 'OPPENHEIMER': “We knew that this had to be the showstopper. We’re able to do things with picture now that before we were really only able to do with sound in terms of an
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@Kursed___
Display Only
8 months
Who is your target audience when you tweet?
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5 months
i remember it all too well.
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@PopCrave
Pop Crave
5 months
4 years ago today, Lady Gaga released “Stupid Love.”
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3 months
oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?
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6 months
“i don’t want a taylor swift super bowl” she’s been turning them down every year since 2015, i promise you she don’t wanna go either
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10 months
all this lady does is twirl in her mansion and they treat her like the Joker
@TMZ
TMZ
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Cops Visit Britney Spears for Welfare Check After Disturbing Knife Video
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@Independent
The Independent
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I’m Gen Z watching Sex and the City for the first time. It’s not just outdated, it’s cringey
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2 years
ticketmaster watching the beyoncé fans coming after just dealing with taylor fans
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2 months
reputation TV dropping TONIGHT!
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chart data
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Chappell Roan's 'The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess' has reached #1 on US iTunes for the first time ever.
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yall leaked her album so she released another one. she’s always two steps ahead
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5 months
gays trying to play fortnite today with their lady gaga skins
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8 months
it’s her time to serve now
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1 year
perjury is crime. lock her up!
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@PopCrave
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(1/3) Iggy Azalea’s full letter written to a Los Angeles judge prior to Tory Lanez’s sentencing, obtained by @meghanncuniff : Dear Honorable Judge Herriford, I'm writing to you in regards to a case in your court. My name is Iggy Azalea and I've been a successful musician for
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@yungscapegoat
Yung Social Construct
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bitches be going out every night in NYC with no goals no accolades just celebrating failure 🙄
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god i can’t wait for you people to find out the secret that your 30s are actually everything you thought your 20s would be
@MattZeitlin
Matthew Zeitlin
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This is not your brat summer, you are 32, start a stretching routine
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4 months
taylor using matty healy as inspiration for an album makes sense because i have also lost my mind over a month long fling
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jesus watching everyone talk about beyoncé instead this easter weekend
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7 months
less than 100 days until 8pm sunsets again
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3 months
so are we supposed to just go to work and pretend like we weren’t in a hostage situation until almost 4am?
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3 months
just remembered ClubChalamet turned down a job offer at the world trade center 2 months before 9/11 because she had a bad feeling and then went on to live a life stanning Timothee. this woman is so fascinating, her biopic will do huge numbers on Lifetime
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9 months
The Capitol: welcome to the hunger games Lucy Gray:
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1 year
Barbie was pure cinema. i laughed, i cried, i had life realizations….10/10
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that apple dance is kicking some of y’alls ass omg open the abby lee dance company
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3 months
think pieces already on the new dua lipa album. her music is not for thinking, it’s for being on rooftops with your friends drinking cocktails
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2 months
no not really
@veryharryhill
Harry Hill
2 months
Is this what it felt like seeing Gaga in 2010???
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5 months
ariana: you’re still not over your ex kacey: we’re healing from our past beyoncé: what if you were a cowboy and you owned a GUN?!?!
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3 months
kim kardashian tomorrow when she wakes up to north singing thanK you alMee
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6 months
rep tv sitting back in the vault after taylor decided to announce a new album instead
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6 months
grab my what???
@TheSwiftSociety
The Swift Society
6 months
🎶| Grab your ☕️, grab your 😸 and stream "Lover" today for Valentine's Day!
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7 months
gay men are addicted to tweeting their most embarrassing scenarios. what do you mean you ran into your ex in the dark room getting topped by rupaul? what am i supposed to do about that?
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1 year
he won todays idgaf war
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11 months
i met THE bree van de kamp….that’s mother
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1 year
i am a veteran of the great war of 2013
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@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
1 year
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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7 months
history repeats itself
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10 months
she probably thought it said Sephora
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
10 months
Lady Gaga follows the Las Vegas Sphere on TikTok. 🎤
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2 years
gay people love to invite other gay people over so they can sit around and watch music videos together
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@NBCNews
NBC News
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A human leg has been found abandoned on a New York subway track, police say.
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reporter: what do you say to your own party calling for you to step down? Biden:
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@Jeremyakee
J.R.R. TolKee
2 months
There is a concept known as “thin places”, where it is said that the veil between this world and the next is thin. You can sense the numinous around you, even if you cannot describe it. Where have you been that felt ‘thin’?
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1 year
the people on that missing titanic submarine when they “wake up” tomorrow
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9 months
we become the united states of ijbol
@sauvamemte
⚜️Sovereign⚜️
9 months
Okay Trump gets locked up and Biden dies then what?
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1 year
running into sabrina brier filming one of her tiktok skits on the streets of nyc is probably like seeing carrie bradshaw chain smoking on her apartment stoop
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9 months
thinking about when i was on the original gay dating show she hosted and then they never aired it. all im left with is a trailer and a gif of me falling into the pool while making out with someone.
@Realitytv__fan
Reality TV News/Updates
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Tiffany "New York" Pollard is set to host a new reality competition show for OutTV called Looking For a Third. The eight episode show will feature one gay couple and one lesbian couple searching for a third partner to add to their relationship among a group of singles.
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@FBIWFO
FBI Washington Field
1 year
Justice is better than revenge. You may not be Superman, but you can help the #FBI protect the country. If you have information about a federal crime, speak now. Call 1-800-225-5324 or visit to submit a tip.
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10 months
there could be 100 pharaohs in the tomb
@allurequinn
pop culture gal
10 months
Scientists at Harvard University have created a new 3D model depicting what the ancient Egyptian queen, Cleopatra may have looked like.
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1 year
put Marcia Cross in season 3 of The White Lotus, it’s what we deserve
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how it feels to be the only person left in the city during the holidays
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2 years
how it feels to watch a new episode of the white lotus every week
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1 year
what happened to hello? how are you? my name is? what happened to that
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apparently the purple i was seeing in the sky was a bridge light and not auroras. i was gagging over the kosciuszko bridge…
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2 months
likes gone, no circles, porn bots in every reply. what are we even doing here anymore?
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nicki on IG live
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5 months
an entire generation of gay men were wiped off the planet because Reagan refused to acknowledge what was happening. comparing this to a virus we have been actively fighting against for 4 years is not only wrong, but insulting to those living with HIV today. stop talking.
@jewstein3000
Justine Barron
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Asking people with Long Covid to support Biden is asking people with AIDS to support Reagan in the 80s. He won’t even name our illness, and he’s done everything he can to make it more widespread and less treatable. Indirectly he has also contributed to patient stigmatization
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1 year
mcdonald’s app wasn’t working so i had to go up to a real person and say the words “can i try the grimace milkshake please”
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3 months
so about that….
@Normani
Normani
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soo basically my first single 1:59 will be coming out 4/26 🖤
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@gagadaily
Gaga Daily
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3 years ago on this day, Lady Gaga kicked off the Chromatica era by announcing “Stupid Love” as the lead single from the album.
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i did not survive the Roar vs Applause war in 2013 to be disrespected like this
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2 years
woah 😭
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convinced myself gay boy at local coffee shop was flirting by always giving me discounts on my coffee and breakfast sandwiches. turns out it’s just a promo they have before 8am
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if i don’t say this 16 times a day, the chip in my brain starts smoking
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Pop Crave
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What's a significant moment in pop culture that you still quote regularly?
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check on your gay friends this morning, charli xcx just released tickets for sale without notice that went off like an emergency warning
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1 year
i’m crying, you all got bamboozled
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you’ve heard of Barbenheimer, now get ready for Saw Patrol
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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‘SAW X’ and ‘PAW PATROL: THE MIGHTY MOVIE’ will now release on the same day. Which will you be watching? See what other movies are coming soon:
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don’t get comfortable
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@ThePopTingz
Pop Tingz
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King Charles III has been crowned as king at age 74.
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@blakeissweaty she’s a cute girl but comparing her to someone who came out the gate swinging with just dance, poker face, love game and paparazzi….just loud and dumb
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i forgot how i become an absolute lunatic at the start of a new gaga era, it’s like the wires in my brain get zapped. apologies to everyone who has to know and encounter me
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@jonahalmost
JD Class
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World Trade ™️
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THE LG7 ERA IS HERE
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day 1 of 265
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the trevor project every time nina west mentions she’s playing for them
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Jan: grindr screenshots Feb: situationships March: open relationships ⬅️ you are here April: pretty friend group May: queerbaiting June: no kink at pride July: fire island discourse August: salt air Sep: gym gays Oct: scream mask thirst traps Nov/Dec: high school bully on grindr
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the coconut crabs to amelia earhart:
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deedee mega doodoo
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Why is GUTS so fckn good😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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woke up and remembered i can do whatever i want with my day
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A NEW TAYLOR ALBUM THIS YEAR
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@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Nick Cannon is expecting his 11th child and second with model Alyssa Scott. 🔗:
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kacey returning to her golden hour sound
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1 year
the passengers:
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@nypost
New York Post
1 year
Singer Lewis Capaldi gives surprise performance on British Airways flight
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“cowboy carter out next week” “preorder the tortured poets department” “radical optimism coming soon” lady gaga:
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it’s the last day of 2023
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@PresidentPat the crowd when she woohoo’d
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everyone messaging me asking if this was a real thing, yes it was lmfao.
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oh that’s not—
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our men are back outside running shirtless and in their slutty little shorts again
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there is something so satisfying about watching her succeed with these rerecordings, it really just shows how massively her work speaks to so many people. a once in a lifetime kinda artist, and we are lucky to witness her reclaim it
@chartdata
chart data
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Billboard 200: #1 (new) @taylorswift13 , 1989 (Taylor's Version) 1,653,000 [375.49 million on-demand streams | 1,359,000 pure sales].
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we had it so good…
@CountessLuann
Luann de Lesseps
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Sixteen years ago tonight, #RHONY premiered on @bravotv ! And what great a ride it’s been🍎🗽 What has been your all time favorite moment?
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A DOUBLE ALBUM WITH 15 NEW SONGS??!?!?! SHES GONE INSANE
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all these bravo announcements today
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1 year
i laugh every single time i read it
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@Zazamyodor
Zaza Man
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What’s an insult you’ll never forget?
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just saw someone say being on time for plans with your friends is a sign you’re a capitalist. one day there will be studies how this app has melted our brains
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can we please change these midnight releases to something like 11pm, 10 is even better
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😭😭😭😭😭
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1 year
cold days are best spent in bed 🙆🏻‍♂️
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this is how it feels taking the L train
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gay people LOVE to show you music videos
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