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@wildlycoolguy

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The future will be better tomorrow -Dan Quayle Everything tweeted here is a joke.

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Conversations like this >>>
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If people scrutinized my life this closely I would try to drop hints and make them feel schizophrenic
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4 years
@PFTCommenter Thanks PFTCommenter!
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2 years
Symptoms of depression that no-one talk about. - a thread. /1
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How did I miss Andrew Tate tweeting a Caleb tweet lmao
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Like if you agree.
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Not getting your BANDS up player /2
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1 year
What if his name was So gay Ohtani and he liked men
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@FTate05 @ettingermentum notoriously smart group of people
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9 months
BREAKING: Donald Trump has killed himself
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"We're going to call you Donald Duck"
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Follow up:
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5 months
What are we doing here let's be serious
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@JeffKrisko @dirtbagqueer Swifties organizing the assassination of Deshaun Watson
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What are we doing here let's be serious
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8 years 😵‍💫
@PardonMyTake
Pardon My Take
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On This Day in Sports History (May 26, 2016): Maxwell Meyer of Minnetonka, MN spells the word “dulia” incorrectly to finish in 13th place at the Scripps National Spelling Bee. (📸: @citypages )
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This coup attempt by Prigozhin has me thinking of you girl. How maybe we were Russian things a bit. How special the operation we had was. How not liberated you felt when you left me. I was Putin other girls ahead of you but that's in the past. Let's give us another shot.
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This is literally Baby Gronk
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@guard_pros Ah gotcha gotcha
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@guapenheimer The second one was a glitch but yeah that's my go-to a lot of the time lol
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@wojespn For Ja?
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@doulbedoink When the joke is so good you have to explain it (vegetable)
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I don't want GOP Josh to get old
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@deadliftguy0172 Yep, tiktok made going to the gym a trend!
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@CaucasianJames Sorry James it had to be done
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2 years
Everyone there is an actual demon idc
@ianbremmer
ian bremmer
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i’ve never seen a davos crowd give a standing ovation for a virtual speech before. zelensky. ukraine. #WEF2022
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If Elon deletes you I will never forget you.
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What if it was a horror/slasher film bordering on glorified snuff
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Film Updates
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Taylor Swift plans to make her feature directorial debut after her tour ends. ()
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@4th_Burner @BleacherReport @Timberwolves Bro they destroyed the Clippers; there’s some hope
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@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
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Does humanity have any greater architectural legacy than the Gothic cathedrals of Europe?
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I don't want Chinese Taipei to be recognized as Taiwan
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everyone remembers the gut-wrenching feeling they had hearing these lyrics for the first time.
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@sscarlettamelie
scarlett ✨
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everyone remembers the gut-wrenching feeling they had hearing these lyrics for the first time.
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Livvy dming Baby Gronk
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@safathinks She was clearly giving me absolutely nothing; if she had I would have asked more specific and related questions
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@tyler02020202 Probably one of their more egregious rankings and that's saying something
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@DoingCigarettes Yeah that's what she communicated to me too through the difference in pitch frequencies between Speak Now (original) and Speak Now (Taylor's Version)
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@lunch_enjoyer Patrick Looking At A Man's Penis
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The raw sexual energy in this picture is off the charts 🔥
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ettingermentum🥥🌴
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This pic is crazy
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Realistically what are you doing if a group of monkeys rolls up on you ten million deep
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1 year
Get a job and stop being racist playboy
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@AmazonHelp @diordied_ Yes please punish your worker for having a physical ailment!
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Also it was 11th place
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1 year
The woke Soviet communists will NEVER take this from me.
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@UberFacts They haven't measured me yet then
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@POTUS please do stuff that isn't bombing the Middle East
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@PFTCommenter Also I go by Max
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Leaked Drip King Emails Revealed Baby Diggs Killed Baby Gronk to Stop the formation of a United States of Rizz
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@CleverComebacks Wholesome twitter interaction
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@KryzivenTake2 @Vikings I've said it before and I'll say it again, Mike Zimmer is a progressive leftist icon
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@TheOnion I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire!
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Just remembered this
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@WamiWaynwiedWo @AdamSchefter @JayGlazer Actually, I can confirm Adam is correct
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@jaboukie Finally Rich > Sgt Peppers whatever it was
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To the people saying she does this already: I don't care. I'd do it in a much more psychosis-inducing way
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@NotJosephGarcia Same. A few of them showed up at my bachelor party.
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Could you imagine if these two beefed
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People are taking this too seriously; I simply found this to be an amusing conversation with clearly neither party being especially interested
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*looking at Json food pics* "Okay, chicken potatoes broccoli, nice." "Hyena and eggplant, nice."
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So I graduated from college yesterday...
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4 years
@PFF Mahomes, Saquon, Thomas, Ertz, Jeudy
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1 year
Look at how big this guy's hat is compared to his head lmao
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@drosssports
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@TheBabylonBee Is this even satire? 🤦
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@minakimes Marquez Callaway vs Tyler Johnson will be better
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@UberFacts A lot of people don't take pandemics seriously
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@JackPLamb Oh man that's mean
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@AstuteCFO @MKUltraMoney life in prison would be way too lenient
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@chenweihua @POTUS Chen, I sincerely appreciate you holding US politicians accountable.
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. @SHAQ @NBAonTNT Chuck and Shaq let's hit the Log Chute at the Mall of America when you're in Minneapolis, it's a local rite of passage. First ride is on me
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@KryzivenTake2 You forgot "sneaky athlete" and "scrappy" in the left column
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@JeffKrisko @dirtbagqueer that would be the worst...
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Sorry for posting this on both ig and here but what a jaw-dropping sunset in Minneapolis tonight.
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I just got Eiffel Towered!
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Tom Brady's son now that his dad is going to be home more
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AI-generated image of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack.
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The prophecy has been fulfilled. Time to wait and see if she matches with me now
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[Starting a conversation with a random girl at a party] I actually use 1/2 in 1 shampoo. Yeah they split it into two separate substances which must be combined to yield the effects of a normal shampoo
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If Lil Wayne used chess dot com the song would have gone "a brilliant here, a brilliant there" etc.
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@LaymansLinguist With French (and also English) you have “née +___” (“born ___”) which I think is not bad
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@ASAP_Ferrell Oh of course
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@AP
The Associated Press
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BREAKING: Minneapolis police officers have engaged in a pattern of violating constitutional rights and discrimination against Black and Native American people, the Justice Department finds following an investigation prompted by the killing of George Floyd.
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I love NBA twitter
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Ladies
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@POTUS Did you invest in GME
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@doulbedoink This is exactly what it's like when you're using an android and someone with an iphone reacts to a text you sent too btw
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I love dating apps
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This is just a group of people who live in Bushwick idk what that means. it seems like something someone would tweet. sometimes i feel like an alien when it comes to social cues
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em 🍉
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this is such a crazy group of people sjdjdjdjf
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if you play as a girl in video games, have a fascination with feminine clothing, and "wish you were a girl", i have some news for you: Leaked Hillary Clinton Emails Revealed NATO Killed Gaddafi to Stop the Formation of a United States of Africa
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ACAB includes moms who put you on timeout.
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Bruh aren't you supposed to be giving people free shit. why are you doing this
@beatmastermatt
Mr. Beat
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What a "national divorce" might look like...
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@jon_bois They already have one Jon! They're having a Home Run Derby, which does this in a way.
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@jon_bois Have you seen this one Jon? IMG4399
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3 years
@CespedesBBQ Chris Sale is up next. Has some Gavin Weir tendencies that i could see carrying over to the next level
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Lmfao the right thinks they're gonna outbreed this guy?? Good luck lmao
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@marionumber4
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WE ARE GOING TO OUTBREED THE LEFT
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