I can't walk on water,but I can stagger on beer,every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong,broken pencils are pointless,pronouns who?/me?
Just read a heartwarming story about this girl,this photo was taken when she was on the way back from the shops,Albany got to hear about it they rocked up with loads of stuff
What a beautiful photo 🥰
@tito_mboweni
Step 1 make sure theres no loadshedding ( if so use gas)
2: stuff cavity with corruption & nepotism
3; rub liberally with incompetence
4: pop in oven for 27 yrs at gas mark
Failed state
5: serve with a generous amount of blame other people
My advice to the opposition parties now that the elections are on..Dont tell us the ANC are corrupt,incompetent & crap..Any one with a brain knows this..tell us what you are going to do to put things right,how are you going to be accountable,how are you going to create jobs etc
"The EFF, when it takes over next year, will arm Hamas and make sure they have ammunition to fight the murderers." - EFF leader Julius Malema.
#Newzroom405
I can't believe the amount of people kicking off over a CGI created image of a flag burning...No flag was harmed in the making of that advert 🤣🤣🤣
It's a metaphor,a symbolic display of what will/may happen if the ANC get another 5 yrs...
Limpopo Premier Stanley Mathabatha says the 57 bakkies, costing R55 million, given to traditional leaders in the province will help them deliver basic services to communities.
My name is stupid mcanally,
I'm 28,I love living in a country that has the worst unemployment in the world,70 murders a day & 150 rapes,where billions are stolen & wasted due to my country's government being corrupt & incompetent,I'd rather it stayed this way so I'm voting ANC
Columbia University Professor Saleh al-Faforawi has been killed by Israeli strikes for the fifth time this month.
We call for an end to this cycle of violence.
#CeasefireNOW
@MbalulaFikile
The challenges,you mean the systematic theft & corruption your party caused 🤣🤣🤣
Who is going to be put in charge now?
You certainly aren't qualified, maybe another cadre deployment 🤣🤣
30 years of "freedom" in South Africa 🇿🇦 - and the locals are fighting for water like dogs in the street. The ANC has failed their own people.. yet they will still vote for them.
Saw this on ebay.. description says " nearly new condition, one not so careful owner,can be used for storing potatoes,picking up dog stools or covering the head of an idiot"
Day Two of the ANC National Political Education Workshop is currently underway at Birchwood Hotel and O.R Tambo Conference Centre in Ekurhuleni. The workshop is being attended by ANC Veterans, ANC leagues, the Alliance, Progressive Youth Alliance, and Provincial Heads of
“It’s really a pity the ANC has a person like Mbalula as its Secretary General, it’s an embarrassment. For an organisation that once boasted the likes of Sol Plaatjie, Oliver Tambo, Duma Nokwe (…) to end up with Mbalula is a commentary on the state of the nation,” Mavuso Msimang
Someone left the bag of Arseholes open today...apparently calling the government incompetent & corrupt is racist....laughing at the EFF being banned from SONA means I'm a Zionist 🤣🤣🤡
Who ties these peoples shoelaces....?
[WATCH] Deputy President Paul Mashatile and other officials sign the Anti-Corruption pledge at the 2023 International Anti-Corruption Commemoration event at UNISA.
#Newzroom405
So i pass some cars stopped at traffic lights,woman is changing the babies nappy she then throws the dirty nappy out of the window..what sort of animal does that?
A Mercedes V-class 300d, a BMW X5, a Ford Wildtrak, & a Mini Cooper. & R-multimillion mansions. All from a R55k net salary.
Dude was deliberately poking the otherwise lethargic & sluggish Hawks.
He is lucky that the NPA will either refuse to prosecute, or will bungle the case..
My brother took going to jail badly..
He refused to eat,spat at anyone that went near him & smeared crap all over the walls..
After that we never played monopoly again...
I love the way some people are going ballistic over the polish/Ramaphosa screwup
This isn't SA you dont just fly into some military airfield with someones boyfriend/husband or a load of cash from some dodgey indian brothers for a wedding 🤣🤣🤣
You ain't in kansas now toto
[THREAD] ANC ELECTIONS MANIFESTO 2024:
Let’s take a look at the ANC’s plans for the next five years.
Let's do more, together! ⚫🟢🟡
#VoteANC2024
#ANCManifestoLaunch