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@whos_ur_Chaddy7

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Hee/Haw - Impeccable golf etiquette, questionable manners - Music makes my world go round

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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
4 months
@carv_official When drop?? TGE
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Chad Jordan
11 years
Accepted to THE Pennsylvania State University @PennStatePGM program!! One of the happiest days of my life #Classof2018 #WeAre
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
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7 years
Leave for 3 days and come home and some guy is in the couch cuddling with my little sister...wtf
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
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3 years
Owned & Operated by @NoBickal
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Barstool Iowa
3 years
The Mecca of College Wrestling 🔥
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
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8 years
Sooo.....My 15 year old sister is about to go out on her first date.....
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
10 years
Pleased to announce that I will be spending my summer interning at Kennett Square Golf & Country Club! #adulthood
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Chad Jordan
10 years
In other news, I crowd surfed at a riot last night #NoMoreSanctions #WeAre #409 http://t.co/Pdo2DWpNS3
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
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9 years
If you're ever feeling bad about yourself just go on Facebook and check out what half the kids you graduated with are doing with their lives
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10 years
The fact that I'll never have to see half these fake ass people after today is absolutely great
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10 years
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11 years
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
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7 years
When girls post "thank you for making me the person I am today" on Mother's Day, but it's like "damn your daughter is a terrible person"🐸☕️
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
10 years
Penn State addressing cockblocking as a serious issue during orientation #TFM
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Chad Jordan
10 years
Being a nice guy is one of the least rewarding things you can do in life, yet I repeatedly do it and wonder why I get fucked over
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
6 years
Honored that OJR is using me as a model for senior portraits
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
11 years
We may have lost the game, and got suspended, but on the bright side my hair looked absolutely sweet #BucktownBullies #KimboKillers #Flow
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
7 years
5:30 Wake up, 6:30 arrive at course to warm up, 7:40 tee off, 8:30 leave course b/c your only 3 balls are OB, 10:00 mimosas
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Chad Jordan
11 years
Is this Budaj and Halak or Tim Potts and Collin Mullen in disguise? #SwissCheese
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
9 years
Bae: "come over" Me: "but there's a flash flood warning" Bae: "My parents aren't home" http://t.co/rmmdPfzit5
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
10 years
Man, it must suck to have school today haha
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
8 years
If you're in college and still using a 3-in-1 shampoo conditioner and bodywash: re evaluate your life & ask your mom how to do laundry too
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
11 years
#InElemantarySchool me and @Taylor_Cooney tried to get married...
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
5 years
Playing with new golf clubs is like having sex with someone new for the first time: you never know quite how stiff that shaft’s gonna be, but you enjoy yourself anyway
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
9 years
Am I the only one who's losing.their mind already this semester?
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
10 years
How do you run out of alcohol at a frat party?
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Chad Jordan
10 years
@totalfratmove : Asking her if she's worn out from last night, knowing you left her rather unsatisfied. #TFM @xChrisStout
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10 years
Saturday nights after a win in State College are the best thing in the world #🔨d
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6 years
Kids these days posting their average rides like they’re really sick cars never fails to make me laugh. It’s a Nissan bro, chill out
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Chad Jordan
12 years
Dodgeball: the football team's only win this year.
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
9 years
Look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay a while
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
5 years
When I go to the gym,I always take my PGA-logo towel so people think: “Ohhh that’s why he’s so small, he’s a golfer” or “Wow that kids actually pretty big for a golfer” but it’s prolly more like “of course this little bitch plays golf lolol”
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Chad Jordan
10 years
Chipotle hittin the spot rn
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Chad Jordan
7 years
My sister actually just warmed her car up for 20 minutes to drive less than 3 miles to OJR...must be nice to not have to worry about paying for gas ☕️🐸
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Chad Jordan
10 years
What kind of cruel and unusual punishment is a dentist appointment at 7 AM over Christmas break? Thanks mom!
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Chad Jordan
10 years
Kyle Van Duyne's new diet plan has him down 4 shirt sizes to a Small in under a week! #VanDiet http://t.co/4qVyDAWIOP
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Chad Jordan
11 years
Thank god we don't have to take that damn Econ test tomorrow #FuckYouLiebs #Marcus
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Chad Jordan
8 months
@spittinchiclets All it took was a soft makeup call and PP to keep them in the game
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
8 years
Thinking about everything that went wrong sophomore year is really making me hype to go back to state and just be better at everything
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
10 years
I'm not gonna say "I told you so" but
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
11 years
Just want this snow to melt so I can golf ⛳️
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
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8 years
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
10 years
@totalfratmove : Telling your group that someone picked up your golf ball, even though you clearly lost it in the woods. #TFM @RonnerCuyak
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Chad Jordan
9 years
Jordan Spieth won his 2nd straight major today and I just ate an entire frozen pizza at midnight...
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
9 years
My TimeHops every day are absolutely cringeworthy. God I was such a shithead when I was younger haha
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Chad Jordan
10 years
Cheating on someone's bad enough, but hitting a woman is something you just don't do
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Chad Jordan
4 years
@IamFurst Locker room karma for a 15 year travel hockey career with 0, ZERO rolls of clear purchased #that guy
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Chad Jordan
11 years
Crazy to think that tomorrow night I'll suit up for the last game of my high school career. Where does the time go? #bittersweet
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Chad Jordan
5 years
The most soul-crushing part of growing up might be when you realize you physically can’t sleep in anymore even on your days off
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
10 years
American Sniper is easily a top 5 movie I've ever seen. Beyond grateful for the brave men who risk their lives defending our freedom 🇺🇸
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Chad Jordan
5 years
Catching feels fucking sucks lol
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
11 years
I really hate highwaisted shorts. like why do people wear them? They just look awkward. My mom mom doesn't even hike her pants up that high!
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Chad Jordan
9 years
Happy birthday and a little throwback action to the most loyal man I know @Matt_Hansen9 http://t.co/MXrdi60emg
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
10 years
After not touching a golf club since October, my iron game is still on point 👌
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Chad Jordan
10 years
To the girl I saw Tuesday at wawa with the camo wrapped Chevy and the long hair in a ball cap...yeah If you could just marry me now...
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Chad Jordan
11 years
S/O to @ATarb2767 for obliterating my knee tonight with a clap bomb #whatarefriendsfor
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Chad Jordan
9 years
I feel like a picture our apartment would be a great addition to the webster's dictionary next to "college"
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Chad Jordan
9 years
We get it. You don't need to post everything you do on social media. Relax
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Chad Jordan
11 years
Not getting your hopes up is so hard sometimes
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Chad Jordan
11 years
Just saw a dad Rollin in to school to drop his kids off in a lifted mini van... #swag
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
10 years
You could be bae so easily if you wanted to
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
9 years
In a strange turn of events I've actually been golfing well lately and fired a 69 today @ Twin Ponds with 7 birds and 6 bogies.
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Chad Jordan
9 years
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Chad Jordan
8 years
Me for pretty much all of 2016
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Chad Jordan
11 years
2 weeks away from the home opener against PV and these douches are already talkin shit. Gonna be a good game @OJRCatPack 11/8 @7 in Oaks
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Chad Jordan
5 years
Why the hell do all of my friends w/ rich parents have the worst toilet paper? Like you’d think if you have a luxury car and a house that costs north of a half mil that 2 ply would be a no brained
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Chad Jordan
10 years
My parents should go to Minnesota ore often
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Chad Jordan
10 years
Me on the left reading my birdie putt yesterday #drainedit http://t.co/6dudk2Dtbl
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Chad Jordan
9 years
http://t.co/uVRBRlNhdz when @FLAGALine hits you up with that RT
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Chad Jordan
10 years
Penn State supplying free red solo cups in the kitchens #TFM
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Chad Jordan
10 years
Hate feeling like I went from being the good guy to the bad guy
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11 years
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Chad Jordan
11 years
Crazy game, good win boys. S/O to @what_the_HELLr for the shutout and my boy @KizNasty2point1 always havin my back #BucktownBullies
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
6 years
Got damn, Migos is my shit
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Chad Jordan
11 years
T.J. Flowshie
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Chad Jordan
10 years
Kid just whipped it out and I said "put your cock away" and this Indian girl started laughing like I was fucking Dave Chapelle #flagged
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Chad Jordan
10 years
Any ladies need a boyfriend for the day? I'm more than willing to buy a romantic dinner for 2 at the dining commons with my meal plan!
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Chad Jordan
10 years
@Givemsome_Mo : When people on casual hook up apps say they're "looking for something real" #defuq @xChrisStout @steph_saVage17
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Chad Jordan
12 years
Hahaha doesn't surprise me that you'd leave a great guy for this douche bag #bitch #indirecttweet
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@whos_ur_Chaddy7
Chad Jordan
11 years
Watchu know bout that 2 goal game and a win baby!! #DekHeads s/o to @LeaveltToBeaver for some nice feeds #AssistsForDays #BeaveyBop
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Chad Jordan
12 years
@jneal_18 nealsy!! You're my boy! Got your shirt on right now! http://t.co/HLSv3lx4
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Chad Jordan
9 years
Had the opportunity to play Makefield Highlands today. Great to see some PGM'ers and play some golf #LosMatadoresWon http://t.co/CgPUXJoCJC
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Chad Jordan
11 years
Still cringing at the thought I that hit. Pouliot's an asshole #Talbot
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Chad Jordan
10 years
God, 19 just seems so old...
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4 years
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10 years
"You can drink her pretty, but you can't drink her skinny" - #StoutAdvice
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Chad Jordan
12 years
If she watches hockey instead of the Grammys #ShesAKeeper #WifeThatGirl
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Chad Jordan
10 years
Absolutely nailed the slide across @haleysiana 'a hood earlier #DukesofHazzard
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Chad Jordan
11 years
You've really done it this time haven't you chad? When are you gonna learn?
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11 years
The only way you're getting me up this early is to golf #BellewoodBound
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Chad Jordan
10 years
Just stood on Magnolia Lane, no big deal #TheMasters http://t.co/eveLeEszYf
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10 years
You know you're #FTK when http://t.co/Vwxg4SwQRF
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10 years
"If you're not attracted to her, keep drinking" - #StoutAdvice
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10 years
@PennStatePGM we're stuck in the elevator http://t.co/ynSitG6c0i
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9 years
Tight 4-iron to 200 yd. par 3 at Kimberton to go to -2 thru 15 #butter http://t.co/vGJ6zRbiLS
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Chad Jordan
10 years
Had a great day at the course earlier with @TylerHCohen @lumpy1023 . Still surreal that I'm in my dream major @PennStatePGM
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Chad Jordan
11 years
@thejaysonmoyer there's plenty of room on the bandwagon http://t.co/jLTbUPPfTf
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