Playing with new golf clubs is like having sex with someone new for the first time: you never know quite how stiff that shaft’s gonna be, but you enjoy yourself anyway
When I go to the gym,I always take my PGA-logo towel so people think:
“Ohhh that’s why he’s so small, he’s a golfer” or “Wow that kids actually pretty big for a golfer” but it’s prolly more like “of course this little bitch plays golf lolol”
My sister actually just warmed her car up for 20 minutes to drive less than 3 miles to OJR...must be nice to not have to worry about paying for gas ☕️🐸
Why the hell do all of my friends w/ rich parents have the worst toilet paper? Like you’d think if you have a luxury car and a house that costs north of a half mil that 2 ply would be a no brained