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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Nike should do a subscription thing where you get sent a new pair every couple of months
@bocarkeitaa
bocar🇵🇸
5 years
Bomboclaat :
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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This might just be the maddest knockout video I’ve seen fam he turned into an inflatable tube man 😂😂😂
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
Why did female English teachers love wearing this type of boot
@MrLiteOnDeccc
👑 TheCurryGoat 👑
4 years
Ladies, I have not forgotten....
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
3 years
LOOOL nah we gotta be living in a simulation because there's no way they said crime but make it festive
@metpoliceuk
Metropolitan Police
3 years
We are looking for 12 wanted suspects across London. Can you help us find them?
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
Don’t you dare @ my parents like this again
@_Hybreed_
L E S E D I
5 years
Old people's phone starter pack.
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
When you finish an assignment that was supposed to take a couple weeks in a day
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Me and my wife turning up to our child’s parent evening whilst stunting on the other parents with our success
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
I swear uni have sent me bare emails but none of them are saying anything
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
I don’t think they ever let us use the climbing frame it was fully there for decoration
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
The UK acc has one of the worst Mcdoanlds menus in the world
McDonalds in Australia??? I’ll learn to firm the spiders init
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
3 weeks una that’s like 3 months in unserious student time
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
This how mandem used to fight over the cleanest whiteboards in primary school
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
3 years
He would've ended up as a story on Oloni’s twitter if that happened today
@CultureCentral1
CultureCentral
3 years
After Denzel Washington’s first date with Pauletta he ran out of money, and she had to pay for the cab fare. It is now their 38th anniversary👏🏾
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
Till this day I still can’t believe a man firmed being tased and said dead like it was nothing
@aabdulqadir11
AQ 👨🏾‍🍳.
5 years
Telling my kids this was THANOS
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
This looks so stupid I wanna try it
@Mxriarose
Maria 🌹
5 years
This kinda stuff is why women live longer than men..
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
In the UK it takes 2726 years to fill in one pot hole and these lot building a whole hospitals in 10 days
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
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China rushes to build new hospital for virus within 10 days
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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It's been so long I thought those were tube doors for a second
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
Why this look like a bunch of women in a pool
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
Girls tryna learn the lyrics of your favourite song to spit next time you’re in the car together
@dji_djins93
L’Haïtien 🇭🇹🇫🇷
5 years
Bomboclaat
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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SFE loan arriving in my account only to go straight to rent
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
After you deep all the times you could’ve revised and just accept that you’re gonna flop the exam
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
Go on the tube during morning rush hour and you can actually smell this statistic
@Ifxchi
F1
5 years
Pardon?
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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This the type of apartment and view I want in London for £500 a month
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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When your parents are lecturing you about something and they stutter midway
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Me eating my first meal of the day at 4:39pm
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
I’ll never understand how guys thought this acne ceiling finish ever looked good
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
Almost as if no ones watched final destination
@MahesaSyilendra
Mahesa Syailendra™️
5 years
Merinding, ngeri astaga...
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
3 days into social distancing and the pigeon makes a funny joke
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
I’ve never even thought about how they did this but it definitely weren’t like this
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
LOOOOL how is a man break dancing whilst they’re fighting
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
I remember a man try tell me if you put two back to back in the fridge you’d get a baby
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
When the beat change on Meek Mill dreams & nightmares intro
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
When you’re talking to someone new and they have no goals or aspirations
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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10 year old me copy and pasting the entire Wikipedia page thinking my teacher won’t notice
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
When you add up all those little £5 and £10 you’ve been spending
@_kemmet_
Kate (very demure)
5 years
Caption this
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Stormzy said Wileys mum was in the house like
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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When’s it been a tough day and you’re shuffling to put your keys in the door only for them to drop
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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“Now turn to the person next to you and discuss the seminar reading”
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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You gotta love British banter sometimes LOOOL
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
The cells in my body when I have my first meal of the day at 4pm
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
Broke tories setting up gofundmes after nhs has been privatised and they can’t afford medical bills
@_AstroNerd
Star Lord ✨
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Sco pa tu manaa
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Answering the door to your ubereats driver when your parents are home
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
Tracy beaker to Mike after coming back to the dumping ground to work as a careworker
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Nah this is acc a game changer
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
Me randomly thinking about some funny shit that happened years ago
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
Them £5 shisha pens hit secondary school harder than the crack epidemic in the 80s
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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LOOOOL after all that how can he say no problem so casually
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Them Oxford street leaflet dons as soon as they see you come out of the station
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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This is how different the Cramp twins were
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Me giving my opinion when listening to a podcast
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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That Cole and Kendrick were gonna make a collab album
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Tryna put on new duvet covers and you gotta go inside to fix the corners
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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I still will never cop one over an iphone
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Man said he stroked the front door and ran away LOOOOOOL
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
When you be giving good relationship advice but can’t seem to make it past the talking stage
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
This is acc the dumbest tattoo I think I’ve ever seen
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
Nah I wanna know who the hell was still buying her music in big big 2020
@skinglo_afro
Saucy Soucouyant 😛😛🇧🇧🇯🇲
4 years
Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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From this to being blocked on all socials you hate to see it
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Ain’t nothing about this picture that’s right
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
This is like what £50 will get you in Lidl
@stfufeeIs
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when I get my own house
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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That time Justin Bieber got stranded in the hood and they had him on the block singing for his life 😂😂😂 #TwitterMomentOfTheDecade
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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This is how it used to be back in the day downloading songs only to realise it’s someone’s dead cover
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
What’s weird is people out here filming themselves crying, watch it back and still press upload
@ekwaaisaranae
จุ้งแจง
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Nah but why did Ghost have to push her head like that 😂
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
This has to be the most ugliest way to furnish your home
@julia_bxo
jules🕸
4 years
some girls bang on about having a passion for interior design and how they can’t wait to decorate their own home in the future, and then furnish it like this:
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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When the texts are flowing and you see incoming call
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
Really went from putlocker and 123movies to paying for all these streaming services
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
LOOOOL man said Molly pressured man to release a public statement for why the chicken wasn’t seasoned
@tommytntfury
Tommy Fury
5 years
Can I just say that the meal @mollymaehague made for me was a fighters meal clean cut food I don’t like seasoning or any of that btw. It was the most caring thing anyone has ever done for me so thanks for the meal babe I love you❤️come on guys where’s the love.
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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When you’re finally coupled up and bare people start coming out from nowhere confessing their feelings for you
@shkhn_
shk🇵🇸
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
When you’re about to leave campus and that guilt from missing your lecture kicks in
@yung_keren
The Boy
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
Eating in the bathroom will never ever be a vibe shit is disgusting
@JoshyBeSloshy
Champagne Sloshy
5 years
Is this a vibe 🤔?
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
Idk what this says or what it is but it’s making me mad uncomfortable
@UD2IN
𝔲𝔡𝔡𝔦𝔫
4 years
Ni kalau santau orang sedap jugak
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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The tl these last couple of days
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Jay Z looking around like he’s just been told he’s the saboteur and not tryna make it bait
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
How 2020 was looking right up until March
@mustseenvideos
videos you have to watch
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Younger me walking away with the same sweets my mum said she weren’t gonna buy for me
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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“Alright so since it’s a new term let’s change up the seating plan”
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Me watching them learn your course in a day videos and shit starts making sense
@ayoubelmobarik
_ayoubelm🇲🇦
5 years
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Kept asking man bare questions about how was my day and what I’m doing like one fed
@PolygangDreco
SKATER BOY DRÉCO - 🇯🇲 🇬🇾
5 years
Nah mandem what’s been the pettiest thing that’s turned you off a girl?
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He’s defo Brazilian by the way he just flexed like that
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
This seems like too much work so imma just keep finishing the bag in one sitting
@PadmaLakshmi
Padma Lakshmi
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How am I just finding out about this now?
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Till this day I still don’t know why they made man do a backflip
@DistinCray_
AK
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Sorry this is the only Fine Wine remix that counts #NS10v10
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Going upstairs to get something and now you can’t remember what you came up for
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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There aren’t even any cushions on this but it’s still one of the most comfiest chairs ever
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
4 years
Social distancing whilst it’s 28 degrees outside and the sun is shining
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
So far this uni experience hasn’t been worth this £9,250 tuition fee
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Me tryna open doors with my uni degree like they said it would
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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They're gonna end up having these two beefing until they're both in a nursing home
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Me in these lectures deeping that no one acc forced me to be here and go through this stress
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Me during the first level of the bleep test wasting out all my stamina tryna stunt on everyone
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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I feel like that straw and sachet is part of what makes Capri sun so good I can’t explain it
@zamobed
Zam
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Finally, a packaging that wouldn't insult us. I shed a tear of joy.
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Nah but why did we acc think popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them was cool
@brooklynrwhite
Brooklyn White-Grier
5 years
This era changed lives
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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No one: Primary school discos:
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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What’s mad is these Americans don’t even know this is a parody
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
YOOO remember that one day I went to Lidl I went to shoplift in Lidl song
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
5 years
Convinced certain man were saying white and gold just to be different
@noah_mb23
Noah🇨🇩
5 years
We are all grown up now, can everyone just admit that this was black and blue?
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The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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And moretime that’s just the splash back from that one spoon
@DearVaughn
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Nobody: Me after washing dishes:
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@whoisjoshva
The Teflon Don🤵🏽‍♂️
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Zara models are acc so dumb looool
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