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Stamford Bridge, England
Joined December 2014
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@noah_mb23
Noah🇨🇩
7 months
Miss the hoopers man free football
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
Damn NCS might be cancelled for year 11s, how are they going to stand out now😡
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
You know its in the uk when you hear the 3clap rhythm
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
If the answer is no then i dont think you should necessarily be friends tbh
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4 years
Girls would you feel safe with your male friends taking you home if you were drunk ??
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
Her: dance for that ps5 Me:
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
We are all grown up now, can everyone just admit that this was black and blue?
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@noah_mb23
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Damn he violated us all
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
Joanna wants a daughter that looks like amber
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@noah_mb23
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6 years
If you still need the mandem to approve of your girl you’re very childish
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@noah_mb23
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11 months
Good luck wish bro all the best it could get real long
@EduardoHagn
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE by @MirrorDarren : Sam Allison will become the first Black referee in the Premier League for 15 years - and only the second ever - later this month. 👏 He will be in charge of Luton Town vs Sheffield United on Boxing Day.
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
Its okay to be yourself on the tl you don’t have to force a personality
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
Me and my wife when the kids are at school
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
@tatspvt Some of the things i read on this app i just think just shut up🤣
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
#DoesYourMumKnow who your dad is?
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
“oMg If yOu dIdNt gO yOu lAcKeD” ok?
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
Yxng bane and d block need to understand we need an “any minute now part” 2😓
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@noah_mb23
Noah🇨🇩
11 months
They are putting all these hoopers in the hands of gareth southgate uno smh
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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1-0 Real Madrid. JUDE BELLINGHAM OPENS THE SCORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T STOP HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌟
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
Snapchat is down yet i still wont go to revise what is my problem
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@noah_mb23
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@CalzyTweets Still black and blue
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
More shots than who?
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
I dont think its for everyone 😔
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
#DoesYourMumKnow you’re really on a 16 year old girl to buy you fifa?
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
When you had to stand up the sit down to have sex. I was a horny little shit
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5 years
@HFthegreat Still black and blue
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
Me on my way out of school then remembering i got a detention
@yung_keren
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Bomboclaat
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@noah_mb23
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
How ovie shows emotions
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
Id rather you just call than ask
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
Ucas made me wait but it was defo worth it🙏🏽
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
Mum: NOAHHHH. Me:yes mum *silence* Me:
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
One dickhead is gonna come and say “you all weren’t supporting her 2weeks ago now you’re supporting her again”
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
Your mcm left his house with a ps4 controller in his bag. Your mcm is 22.
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
Stop saying under 25s don’t understand as an excuse to play shit tunes
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5 years
How can you let someone with less than 5 gcses fuck you over
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@noah_mb23
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11 months
That first wrong var decision gonna be a mess
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5 years
Stop telling your new mcm about your ex he doesn’t care
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5 years
Oh people have breakfast
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
One more year on the books #19 🙏🏽
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
Boris says stop large gatherings, stop going pubs and restaurants, yet schools and colleges with capacities of 500-100 remain open, make it make sense
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
Must be bringing out madeline
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5 years
The worst retail customers ever
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5 years
How I deserve to be gassed on my birthday 🤝
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5 years
Dumbest thing one can do even if you’re married
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@noah_mb23
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5 years
More lifee to me🔞
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
Its been a while but i guess im back🤷🏾‍♂️
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Never went to every teacher, it was selective meetings
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@MLardyy There is none the fox river 8 were the goats
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#DoesYourMumKnow your body count went up by 6 during freshers?
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
I wonnnn
@OfficialPLT
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Noah, you were right 😱🦄 Manifestation was real, check your DM’s ✨ #PLTPinkMonday
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@noah_mb23
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Everyone says your circle decreases as you grow older I disagree you make more friends as you grow and thats how you get further in life. Your network is your networth
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5 years
She defo isnt shooting at all
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
Turtle neck and loafers it is then
@lisisterr
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chileeeee is that a motive uniform tf
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@zel365 Opened this on the bus🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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@PrinceStaples I dont think she knows she’s violating herself
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5 years
Anyone else just struggling to process wth is actually going on rn? because damn
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Really and truly only IQ can save the jamaicans
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5 years
This sly sly looks like renee
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5 years
How can it make you stand out if basically everyone does it
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@siadaisy_ The only clap rhythm we know
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5 years
Naira marleys transition from rap/drill to afrobeats was really needed
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
Simple j hus, yxng bane and kojo vs nines tion wayne and wretch but they want to be playing onomatopoeia kmt
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Noah🇨🇩
5 years
You’re buying your mcm a game that he is probably shit at just so he can provide you with less attention well done
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Noah🇨🇩
5 years
@CalzyTweets Legit the same just with different lighting
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@noah_mb23
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4 years
Im going to win today i can feel it my luck is strong today @OfficialPLT #PLTPINKMONDAY 🙏🏽
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What a BEAUTIFUL family 😍 Check your DM's 🦄💕 #PLTPinkMonday
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5 years
We dont skip zone 2 in this car
@zaeemgsr
زعيم
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We don’t skip summer walker in this car
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5 years
If my wedding isnt lit, everyone go home we try again next week
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14points behind the pricks up north blow up the bridge
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1 year
Burna boy is a superstar man what an artist
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@noah_mb23
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Braided what?
@TrollFootball
Troll Football
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Todd Boehly seeing Manny with braided Afro score a hattrick
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Your body count will not restart tomorrow if its 15 we understand that embrace it
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A boogie
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Caroline flack we forgive you for what you did just please come back
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Siannese is the friend that reminds you that you’re a bad bitch after a break up
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Please if he aint your man dont post him and dont ruin your male friends market for likes and rts
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Them ncs couples deya
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Ms banks is so leng
@MsBanks
BIG BANKS
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Lagos filter is a real thing btw lol 💕
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Forget the caption, this video is very scary
@princevictoryk
Prince Victory K
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*Ice cream van passes* 8-year old me:
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Snapchat you’re on your last warning
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Ever want to make a female feel uncomfortable, then go through their insta whilst with them
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leaving your charger at your friends house
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When customers throw their items or money on the counter with attitude, i just think, dont you know im human too?😔
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This is all fun and games till she actually asks you....”why is that?”
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@RashaanTM I used to jeet tings infront of my girl i was moviestar planet king
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Why people post pics of their partners private areas on social media i will never understand
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Check on your friends you never know what they could be going through one conversation could make someone’s day or save a life
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Shout out all the young black boys who arent gang affiliated and who stay away the justice system. The real mvps
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Im tired of this personal statement stuff id rather they just interview me kmt
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Nba youngboy is probably one of the only us artists that doesnt dress like a twat
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Being a bully is not cool btw loool
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Anna look at you 29years old,!girlfriend, when will you marry?
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I need to go to sleep and wake up in uni because this a level thing isnt for me
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4 years
lockdown opening ceremony
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4 years
Anyone seeing this wind? Thats the second wave of the virus blowing in
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Shes catching feelings for him you can see it in her eyes, proof funny guys always win
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Offset cheated and still got 500k for his birthday, yet im loyal and my bank account on E, the good never win
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4 years
Idk what sort of education you were receiving for the tl to be educating you more loool
@xjennii__
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the TL educates you more than school icl..
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@noah_mb23
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@doyin0 @Ohxmaa @isisgabbyx Yeah the full vid still made no difference oh well
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Where was this energy from the sun at the start of summer
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