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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

2 years

Regardless of your opinion on the queen, this whole thing has shown the true extent of how backwards we are as a country. Thousands of homeless people needing shelter but Sally from Norwich gets to spend the night on a train cos she had to go and cry next to a box for a bit.

MyLondon

@myldn

2 years

London rail companies allow mourners who miss the last train to sleep overnight in spare trains 🚉 [THREAD] 🧵

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@whatwillycook

9 months

This is just the kind of behaviour you expect from a proper little nerd

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@whatwillycook

1 year

Last night I made an absolutely massive chicken and mushroom slice. I didn’t think it was going to work but this is the outcome. NEVER doubt yourself. Your dreams ARE achievable. You ARE worth it.

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@whatwillycook

9 months

Looks really really hard

Chef V 💛🌻

@VeeMurder

9 months

What is stopping you from being able to do this?

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@whatwillycook

2 years

@leedetain We’re a country run by weirdos

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@whatwillycook

4 years

I done linked up with @oonihq & @mobkitchen to give one speng a serious pizza stash. This includes an @oonihq Koda, pizza cutter, thermometer, carry cover & cookbook. To win: 1. RT 2. Follow @mobkitchen & @oonihq & @whatwillycook Winner announced on Monday. #Giveaway

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@whatwillycook

1 year

For my next video I’m going to bum a beef Wellington

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@whatwillycook

9 months

Britain is broken. We must riot.

No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

9 months

£4.30 for a packet of Mini Rolls. End of days.

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

11 months

I am television

Good Morning Britain

@GMB

11 months

A study has revealed around 20% of people have either never made beans on toast and would be baffled on how to make it. One in three Gen Zs said they would struggle to dish up classic food. Have young people lost the art of cooking?

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

3 years

Oh you ruined Christmas by getting a bit too tipsy on Christmas Eve and throwing up on the cat did you? I ruined Christmas by accidentally contracting a mostly non lethal respiratory disease causing my family to fear my very presence. We are not the same.

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@whatwillycook

1 year

This getting discontinued was quite possibly the worst thing that has ever happened.

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@whatwillycook

1 year

When I heard “mclazza” my brain imploded

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@willne

1 year

we need to ban the sale of podcast equipment immediately

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@whatwillycook

2 years

Salt Bae is the worst person the internet has made famous since Kony x

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@whatwillycook

10 months

In the not nicest way possible this woman is one of the most thunderous cunts that British politics has ever produced and I really hope she finds some kind of happiness because she clearly hates herself deeply. Everything that she spouts is just evil nonsense.

Suella Braverman MP

@SuellaBraverman

10 months

The British people are compassionate. We will always support those who are genuinely homeless. But we cannot allow our streets to be taken over by rows of tents occupied by people, many of them from abroad, living on the streets as a lifestyle choice. 1/4

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@whatwillycook

8 months

I wouldn’t usually go straight for someone’s appearance and it’s clear that this fella also has a ridiculously shit personality but my god I wasn’t expecting him to look like that

Sky News

@SkyNews

8 months

A Conservative MP has claimed that most children who struggle in his town are the "products of crap parents" 🔗 Read more

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

3 years

Just went to the dentist for the first time in like 5 years and telling them I regularly drink more than a bottle of wine a week and dabble in the odd cigarette was met with utter doom and gloom when I was expecting them to tell me I was fucking cool

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

2 years

One tweet suggesting that the government/big businesses could do more to help the homeless and its “LeT a HoMeLeSs PeRsOn LiVe WiTh YoU” but you just know they’re the exact people who tweet “what about our own homeless” the moment the discussion of migrants comes up. Twats.

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

4 years

Honestly when this reaches an end I will turn down 0% of opportunities to go out and have a good time. Couple cans in an alley? Yes. Cheese rolling competition? Count me in. Water polo in the Thames during the winter? Fetch me my bathing cap at once.

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

1 year

I’m fucking shit at sculpting intricate statues out of marble

Culture Critic

@Culture_Crit

1 year

A 24-year-old sculpted this. What's your excuse?

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@whatwillycook

2 years

Looks a tad reckless and I don’t have many axes

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@whatwillycook

2 years

@imteddybless Just pretty bleak init

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

8 months

I honestly absolutely bloody love Beavo my life has significantly improved since Beavo came into it could watch that silly fucker eating dinner forever what a truly fascinating young man

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Salt Bae is what would happen if Stephen Bear was born into a family of Turkish butchers I can’t explain it but they have the same grotty energy

aimee

@aimeethmpsn

3 years

4am off my tits in the kitchen thinking I’m serving myself up something gourmet :

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@whatwillycook

2 months

I have a LOT in common with Dua Lipa both being very charismatic and good looking people but also that chap came up to me in soho once to do one of his little songs and I immediately said no and she should have done the same x

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

1 year

I’m in Porto having a really nice time and have seen some properly massive vegetables

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

8 months

New massive virgin just dropped

putasinghonit

@putasinghonit

8 months

This message from a group chat of parents for an *UNDER 8’s* five a side Sunday football team is further proof that men who take football far too seriously are unhinged.

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Social experiment: swap Alan Sugar with Alan Carr and have the chatty man doing the hiring and firing and the smug little gimp lord trying to entertain Cardi B and Kim K on a big sofa. All I’m saying is Carr could do both. Sugar would crumble. Dissolve. Melt.

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

4 years

Why are red onions called red onions they’re clearly fucking purple I’m starting a petition

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

3 years

Hi guys just a quick note to remind you to roll your ciggies inside the pub this evening otherwise you may get a fat clump of baccy in your eye x

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

3 years

Priti Patel is such a hate filled little shitemare of a lizard person everything she says is poison are there genuinely no slightly less horrible MP chums of hers that ever consider turning round and saying come on Priti that’s a bit much mate I just hope she stubs all her toes

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

2 months

Can’t wait to see the back of him but my favourite meal is also sandwiches and I’m not happy about it

Jay Motty

@JayMotty

2 months

“My favourite meal is….” 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@whatwillycook

2 years

The first early rise of the year is the most difficult one but I simply have to make it to Dino’s Cafe for a full carvery dinner to start 2023 off right

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

2 years

Me when I bite into a bramley apple pie in the petrol station mini mart that Lynne has put in the microwave for 8 minutes.

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

2 years

Fuck off if you think you’re the king of lasagne you’re not because I am the king of lasagne. This sausage and fennel number is the best lasagne I’ve ever made or eaten. I wish I could feed it to Garfield the fat ginger idiot because he’d bloody love it.

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Some of us have fucking hayfever actually

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@CHERRYH3AVEN

3 years

Imagine being here with the love of your life

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@whatwillycook

3 years

If Tommy Robinson came to my restaurant I would quite simply ensure him the single worst eating experience of his entire life. Oooh sorry sir I have no idea how those toenails got in your soup! No no that probably isn’t a pube on your very gristly medium rare chicken! Cleft.

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

3 years

Probably in a spot of bother if Instagram doesn’t ever come back x

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@whatwillycook

4 years

Dunno what it is in me but every time I have a glass of wine when the glass is a bit fragile and fancy I just wanna bite it as a joke but I know it would stab me in the fuckin face with sharp glass and cause loads of pain but you know what I mean

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

3 years

I’m doing a pop up on Saturday and it’s going to be absolutely lit if you like pulled delicious duck meat on triple cooked fries with a parmesan aioli but I’m only announcing it on Twitter right now as EXCLUSIVE INFO

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

4 months

I’ve just done a 300 metre knee slide repeatedly punching the air shouting hell yeah

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

4 months

The extended & 4K UHD remastered versions of the ‘LORD OF THE RINGS’ trilogy will be released in theaters for the first time. Starting on June 8.

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@whatwillycook

4 months

This is very disrespectful to bay leaves who are very important and useful

@DorisMalulla

@seecretdoris1

4 months

Rita Ora is the bay leaf of the pop world she’s always in the mix and no one knows why

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Just made pasta with chorizo and capers. So salty. So horrible. Just because you love two things it doesn’t mean they should go together. Use this as an analogy for a parental divorce.

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@whatwillycook

3 years

I’ve spent the best part of 24 years not giving a shit about football but for the first time I think this is a team who are incredible. A lovely bunch of talented blokes. I cannot wait to see what they do with the next couple of years. Come on England.

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

3 years

Worst thing about coming home at Christmas and having to isolate with the rona is having to rely on others to sort picky bits fridge raid snack sessions. What lays just behind my bedroom door may be far from the choices I’d have made when face to face with that festive fridge.

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Say what you want but a fat juicy chicken Kiev straight from frozen on top of some well buttery mash is probably top 10 dishes of all time I’ll fight anyone who disagrees

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

9 months

I’ve gone off salad cream a bit.

Fin Taylor

@FinTaylorcomedy

9 months

Salad cream Bae, with @whatwillycook

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@whatwillycook

3 months

Shut up you’re not funny you’re literally a bellend why are you only just developing a personality now you’re on the way out grow up

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

3 months

Classic Lib Dems, always selling voters down the river.

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Love Actually is easily the best Christmas film there isn’t actually one that comes close I’ll fight you with my bare hands if you disagree take your Home Alone and The Holiday and stick it up your arse

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

2 years

That Louis Theroux jiggle jiggle tune has not left my head for days. It dwells within the deepest areas of my brain. It’s taken hold.

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

1 year

Finally we will be rid of Rishi

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

1 year

🚨 | NEW: Wet wipes are set to be BANNED in England [ @BBCNews ]

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@whatwillycook

2 years

@BranfordTom @TomMcAllisterr Hope you never land on hard times ya weirdo

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@whatwillycook

4 months

I for one am really proud of the four lads in jeans and hope that nobody is mean about this latest picture I see progress and I admire it xxx

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

4 years

I’m marinading a spatchcocked chicken in a homemade Piri piri sauce and I will be serving this with piri piri chips and a delightful slaw, I’m glad I can share this with lots of people on the internet, it really is going to bang

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

4 years

Artichokes are peng this is an artichoke appreciation tweet

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

2 years

WIN OR LOSE ENGERLAND TIL I DIE.

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

3 years

Mad how the queen gets covid just after sorting her pedo son with 12 million smackers almost as if it’s to take the pressure off Andrew’s sweaty back ! mummy’s will really do anything for their boys !! X

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@whatwillycook

3 years

The London Eye is way too big. WAY too big. Just no need for it. Aggressively horrible bicycle wheel.

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@whatwillycook

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@whatwillycook

3 years

I’ve gotten well into watching New Girl. I don’t know how it’s happened but I’m well into it. Powerful and moving telly.

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@whatwillycook

3 years

This is why gods given us covid

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

3 years

I start my day like most men - I wake up, neck a full freezing cold pint of Ribena and then read a slightly incorrect yet exciting article about myself and my food friends in the Financial Times x

Meet the chef bros

The gourmet stars of social media are more Monster Munch than Michelin

www.ft.com

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

3 years

I am very upset and I don’t want to talk about it

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@samgarwood_

3 years

this is an act of terrorism

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@whatwillycook

4 years

TODAY RIGHT ITS 8 HOUR SLOW COOKED BEEF SHORT RIB DAY. I AM SO EXCITED I HAD TO TYPE THIS TWEET IN CAPITALS LIKE TYLER THE CREATOR DOES !!! EVEN ADDING EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT ??!! IT HURTS !!!

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

6 months

If a filmmaker can’t tell a story well in 2 hours or less then they’re just being self indulgent * and personally I haven’t got the big intellectual attention span for much longer. Plus I need to piss at least twice. *This does not apply to Peter Jackson’s LOTR trilogy.

Culture Crave 🍿

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Denis Villeneuve says young people want longer films 🎞️ "Think of ‘Oppenheimer’ ... It is a three-hour, rated-R movie about nuclear physics that is mostly talking. But the public was young, that was the movie of the year by far for my kids. There is a trend. The youth love to

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@whatwillycook

1 year

I would like them upstairs to apply the same easy peeler technology that they’ve applied to tiny satsumas to garlics please

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

3 years

I think you mean bovril

lamb chop

@lilmissagitated

3 years

you had meat coffee

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@whatwillycook

4 years

I will take this

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Basement. Attic. Hard drive. Check them all.

K Hole Ocasio-Cortez from Bushwick, PhD

@smartbitch_69

3 years

literally can’t even be mad

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@whatwillycook

2 years

I have a strong affinity with squirrels. If they didn’t carry rabies and that I’d constantly have one on my shoulder ready to pounce at potential foes. Just not willing to risk an affectionate ear nibble giving me a foaming mouth.

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@whatwillycook

3 years

A big fitness account kindly shared my page today and I’ve had an influx of fitnessy followers. This has collided nicely with today being a day in which I’ve double dropped 2 Gü puddings x

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Massive massive greebo

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@whatwillycook

4 years

Just found out Boris Johnson puts cream in his carbonara, knew there was something off about that guy

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@whatwillycook

2 years

Ham

Jameson Whiskey UK

@jameson_uk

2 years

What’s one ingredient that will ruin a cocktail for you?

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@whatwillycook

4 years

Imagine this. The Scissor Sisters but they come onto the scene right now. Never heard before. The world would stop spinning on its axis.

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@whatwillycook

2 years

Seeing a lot of people complaining about everyone sharing their end of year musical roundups but what nobody is mentioning is that this is a golden opportunity to see which absolute freaks are using Apple Music and the perfect time to cut them out of your life

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@whatwillycook

3 years

My inate desire to not look like I keep bits of dead cat in a shed in my garden

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Booked a holiday gonna read loads and eat loads and frolic in the sea loads like a big pink squid

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@whatwillycook

4 years

BIG FAT DANK BURRITO x

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Chicken burgers tonight. Seriously dank chicken burgers. Big fat ones. Juicy ones. Painfully huge ones. Ones that make my morning run essential tomorrow.

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@whatwillycook

2 years

I just made a pesto so good that it could make the person who invented pesto just the basil kind cry for being such an unimaginative shit twat

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whatwillycook

@whatwillycook

3 years

Here is me chatting shit x

JOE

@JOE_co_uk

3 years

Got a date you want to impress but unable to do more than boil an egg? @whatwillycook reveals how average JOEs can look like kings in the kitchen this Valentine's Day. Hint: don’t be scared of garlic breath…

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@whatwillycook

2 years

Imagine

tom

@tomsmithfood

2 years

only writing recipes in wordart from now on

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@whatwillycook

3 years

In my endeavours to support the hospitality industry after a vile period it seems I have accidentally contracted mild largeness but not to worry - I will carry on eating out until I burst

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Tell you what I absolutely bloody love those chaps off Queer Eye just going round improving everyone’s life what lovely chaps hope they all have an excellent 2022

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@whatwillycook

2 years

This looks like the most fun anyone has ever had. I wish to soar like this majestic tubby man eagle. I dream if both slipping AND sliding. I must glide through the air and land in this urine filled chlorinated liquid. It’s all I long for.

timthetatman👑

@timthetatman

2 years

me after I get 10 beers in me at the water park

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@whatwillycook

2 years

Has cheese gone too far

Joe Bangles CBE MP

@JoeBangles11

2 years

WTF

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Episode 1 of the YouTube series I’ve been working on comes out tonight. Absolutely bloody gassed. @LiamcBakes and I prepared some delightful chorizo pasta and talked the most shit ever. Stay tuned x

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@whatwillycook

3 years

Sudden craving for 20 chicken nuggets and 5 pints of Stella has just hit me in the chops.

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