divorce lawyer ksm & marriage counselor lmh whose practices are across the street from each other. if a client begins to have doubts ksm will gently suggest trying counseling. if lmh thinks a couple has no hope he will not so gently tell em to cross the street. they're married.
mnho's relationship with virgo line always makes me laugh. would he hide a dead body for any of them? yes. but the level of bitching involved would be drastically different
love lino's two voice settings:
1) soft and lilting, could read an instruction manual and it would sound charming, fairies want what he has, could tell me everything is gonna be fine while actively stabbing me and i'd believe him
2) SCREECH
HUGE shoutout to whoever decided on these two specific pairings bc if u told me they figured out time travel and brought their own respective kids to hang out with em i would simply believe you
ksm: it's embarassing when ppl my age call me cute. not sure i like that
ksm: mnho hyung who is 2 years older than me is so goddamn cute did i mention he's cute he gets all red and his pupils shake it's so CUTE
mnlx drive me insane actually how did chn manage to find the two most cat like catboys in the world and have them literally be sun and moon, sunshine and sunshine protector, little meow who accidentally spikes a ball to the face and big meow who yells at his teammates instead
Only gets a few steps before fingers are gripping his arm again. Seungmin stops, inhales slowly. He really wants this day to be over.
"Hyung, please just–" Seungmin feels the words die in his throat when he turns.
Because Minho is crying.
jlx and mnbn drive me crazy bc bnsvng think they're just bros joking around while mnlx are 100% ready to eat them alive like my dudes they are very much slash s
listen if i was in a job where i couldn't comfortably get ass bc i have to entertain parasocial delusions with my fanbase and keep up an act of availability hell yeah i would want ppl writing literary masterpieces of me banging my hot friends
| a favor |
#2min
au where seungmin reaches out to his highschool ex minho for a favor. featuring a cat cafe, jeongin roleplaying as the disgruntled child of divorce and two exes who have most definitely moved on, thank you.
lino's video calls are so funny the man is constantly on a mission to be a menace to society like u go in trying for a y/n moment suddenly he's pro idol. okay pro idol u try to have an interview suddenly it's 2 am & we are at a sleepover together. he will not stick to any script
hyvnho really woke up one day like actually we're tired of the tom & jerry act we will now be openly blatantly publicly aggressively shamelessly soft & fond & in love
all rchas are codependent. you have "i would dye for you" 3rcha, the "i would k*ll for you" dancercha and "i would do either but also on god i struggle not to k*ll you with a rock on the daily" vocalrcha
flx: absolutely none. maybe a small sigh. flx doesn't even have to ask he's already grabbing gloves & a shovel
jsvng: "what the fuck... okay, let's go. hyung will help."
ksm: not a moment of silence. he's ranting the entire time. sevng doesn't know how he hasn't run out of oxygen
roommates mnchn who ended up living together bc of mutual friends, who are still super awkward even after months. chn tries so hard, even tells mnho he can drop formalities so they can become closer. mnho staunchly refusing, politely calling him hyung and using formal language.
ksm who still believes so much in romance. goes all out for every anniversary and holidays. has multiple pictures of the two of them littered in his office. lmh tells ksm daily that the foundations of marriage is a scam and love is not real while hand feeding him breakfast in bed
the way ksm has complained abt lmh hiding away in his room instead of hanging out in the communal space has me crying imagining him just scratching at lmh's door and whining like a clingy dog
lmh threatens divorce over the smallest things. ksm will just smile at him all bright and puppy-like and say he knows a guy if lmh ever wants to go through with it. lmh does not
huge fan of ksm waking up one day and deciding the best course of action in getting flx's attention is by antagonizing him to stand out against all the babying
mnho taking ksm on dates talking about "oh he can't just be standing around. he needs to be harassed" [*harassed = hand held tenderly on the table of the fancy candle lit restaurant they are having dinner at]
this is the worst video on earth the full view of the damn fit the way bc's hand is slowly sliding down and occasionally squeezing and then him immediately wrapping his arms around the moment hjs is done i need him put in fond horny jail right this instant
chngbn saying how mnho wouldn't say yes to going out to dinner with him until he said he'd pay. that mnho cooks the meat and does it with care knowing chngbn's preference. baby i think your hyung swindled you into a date
huge fan of ksm waking up one day and deciding the best course of action in getting flx's attention is by antagonizing him to stand out against all the babying
world famous baseball player km sevngmn under fire for speaking on rising star boxer lee mnho: "yeah i could take him." later clarifying that he "did not mean in a fight!!!!!"
love how confused ksm always looks when lmh is threatening him with unprovoked violence when they're in front of the camera like what do you MEAN you want to string me up by my ankles and use me as a punching bag u literally whined to be the little spoon this morning
just very into the idea of chngbn getting used to being in hyung only mode bc chn treats him as equal. and then mnho gets added and all of a sudden he's being coddled and he's so confused but also delighted
i love 2mn and mnbn bc mnho knows both of them can take a hit. with ksm it's verbal like he could threaten him with a gruesome murder and ksm would be like hehe while with chngbn he could probably launch him across the room and chngbn would be like weee
thinking about the messy love square that is 2mnhyvnsvng again. as one does. hyvnie, svng and mnho who are in a happy little poly relationship. mnho's just chilling but hyvnsvng start talkin about how it would be fun to get a forth, wouldn't it hyung? odd numbers aren't fun
imagining chn jokingly proposing to mnho with a ring pop and mnho's just like oh... when's hyung gifting me a real ring? queue chn just so sincerely & dilligently looking for one & giving it to mnho who gets all pink & pretty like oh my god i was JOKING
ksm who thinks lk is the loveliest when he's just woken up and lk who threatens to sleep in ksm's bed when he isn't home. ksm coming home to find lk snoozing on his bed and can't even be mad bc his hyung looks so cute and and
thinking abt the jeju ep where mnho goes heyyy chngbn after seeing that they're gonna be roomies and chngbn having the most lovesick sappy little smile on his face like they aren't on camera
the reason bnsvng make me so mad is bc chngbn loves jsvng so deeply and shows it in every single way except for physical affection and one of jsvng's biggest love languages is physical affection FUCK OFF
mnho admitted on camera, in front of everyone's salad, that flx came to his room, bit his thigh, said it was tasty and dipped. and yet mnlx is still a rarer pair than some others. the catboyphobia 🤨
bnsvng college bfs. jsvng loudly demanding pda (hyung hold my hand!!!) in the busy cafeteria. chngbn kissing him quiet instead. now they're both blushing. jsvng outside of chngbn's classes throwing hearts and kisses. chngbn gesturing at him to fuck off but he's clearly smiling
praise kink is so good. i love praise kink so much. especially when the person who has it is shy as fuck about it and gets all blushy and in denial and maybe even teary eyed when it's done while in the throes of pleasure. anyways. unrelated. but bng chn.