@H1TWOM4N
โBy the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grewโ
one time in high school my rugby coach was not wearing underwear so during warm up stretches we all saw his balls multiple times
anyways he works for the fbi now
ok none of you will believe this... but I used to use a flip phone and one day the screen stopped working but I had enough muscles memory that I could create text messages to numbers I had memorized all without vision!!
man that was dope I'm ditching this iphone