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@wap0wner

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grass is greener wherever i'm at

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2016
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first date idea: i tell u the beef i have w my dad
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3 months
feeling very mexican today (i want to get married and have kids)
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9 months
mood
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5 months
men with cats love telling u they have a cat like we get it ur a whore
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5 months
Imagine hating me and I'm just at home trying to convince myself not to kms
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9 months
Having a mahogany teakwood candle in your room is a body
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5 months
First date idea we go through your following and I ask how u know each girl you follow
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6 months
unfortunately i would make a man lonche at 3am and thats why i keep to myself
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17 days
lustful men make me sad for them. Like damn bro ur really gonna be lonely for the rest of your life
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2 months
this girl put me in her close friends, posted my ex, then took me off immediately after... what the hell 😭
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9 months
wtf is a friend with benefits bitch we either in love or im killing u
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2 years
Me when the hoes are there:
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2 years
if the hoes aint there i aint goin
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10 months
The Mexican in me wants to make a man lonche at 4am😞
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The mexican in me wants to be married with 4 kids alr
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3 months
feeling very mexican today (had chorizo con huevo for breakfast)
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6 months
yall are not even real lovers, you're WHORES with a victim complex
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1 year
Opening up Find My Friends to see what my little hoodrats are doing at random times of the day
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3 months
we get it ur mexican and a hoe
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6 months
let me hit PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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3 years
Me, when I smoke too much & get scared
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2 years
I hate when I get weird vibes from ppl that I love like why r u on that wit me
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2 years
😃
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4 years
for Covid and for STD's ✨
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9 months
if u don't stalk my social media u don't want me fr
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9 months
hate when i start liking someone bc then i wanna buy them the whole world
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1 year
wtf is a talking stage are you dedicating a mac miller song to me yes or no
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3 months
we get it ur puertorican and a hoe
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6 months
i love going on friend dates. getting dressed up and going to eat and have drinks somewhere cute :3
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9 months
This is me if u even care
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9 months
my family talking bout opening gifts at midnight bro idgaf how mexican we are i'm TIRED!
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6 months
trying to argue w/ me is crazy bc i'm gonna pull a brick out of my purse and throw it at you
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5 months
finding out ur crush is a whore is like a nuclear bomb exploding on ur heart god why
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6 months
i love having crushes and never telling them i like them. talking to them ruins the fantasy
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1 year
healing is so hard when i wanna punch mfs in the mouth
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me currently
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when u cut off all your hoes and accept solitude
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10 months
I hate picky eaters bc wym you don't like sushi or onions or seafood or tomatoes and you eat your steak well done what's actually wrong with you
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1 month
🪐
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6 months
The face & the flags 🤝
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Alejandra
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The face: The flags:
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10 months
Men being mad that I'm not a homebody is so funny like bitch you met me when I was outside!!
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2 years
hey hi hello
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1 year
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1 year
Srry guys I just wanted a mcchicken but I was too lazy to go
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1 year
i hate feeling like i'm losing my fuckin mind over some dumb shit fr
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1 year
if u not ready to die bout me plz get away from me
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2 years
quitting my job to focus on hanging out
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8 months
spending my NYE alone in my room :/
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2 years
I had a bf once who refused to compliment me because "other people already did." What a dark ass time in my life lmao NEVER AGAIN
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1 year
wtf is a situationship plz respect urself
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2 years
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10 months
i would like to be held and sleep for like three days plz
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3 months
:3
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2 years
I'm sorry but if ur not passionate about trying new foods & flavors I cannot hang out w/ you wtf do you mean you only like chicken tenders
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3 years
wtf is a talking stage would u die for me yes or no
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2 years
Whenever men try to humble me I laugh bc I know they want a weak woman and it aint me
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10 months
it should be illegal to deceive a woman's heart
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2 years
im terrified of liking anyone romantically ever again lmaooo
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:D
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4 months
a body full of mariscos and hot chips
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10 months
just watched a tiktok where a girl made her man buy a new mattress bc she didnt wanna sleep in the same bed other women slept in and all i gotta say is... real
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6 months
TELL ME U DONT NEVER WANNA LOSE ME
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6 months
who wants to come to a wedding as my plus 1 (must be on birth control)
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6 months
why r the girlies so mad at this lmfao no one said dude is gonna wake me out of my sleep to pack his lunch tf that's something you do just bc u want to. I got girls in the qrt's calling me a pick me damn yall never been in love before??? 😭
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6 months
unfortunately i would make a man lonche at 3am and thats why i keep to myself
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1 year
a man blocking u from seeing their story is fucking COMEDYYYYYYYYY!!!
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10 months
paid like $600 in bills today as soon as I woke up. Aint shit funny for the rest of the day
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1 year
I'd wish u the best but there's nobody better
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1 year
One thing about me is I will never regret saying how I feel and putting my heart on the line. Getting my feelings out into the universe is a great kindness I owe to myself.
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6 months
everything I've ever lost in life has always been replaced with/ something better
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2 years
i do not like nonchalant lovers or friends. we are either one another's biggest fan or we are nothing.
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3 months
:$
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7 months
:|
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6 months
as a man why do u work in the industry (bartender, promoter, bouncer) WHORES
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4 months
yerrrr
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1 year
Dont talk to me unless ur trying to be on this fr
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hello from me @ werk :p
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6 months
If u want me I need my name tatted on you fr nothing major
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7 years
i want you to wrap your hands around my neck as long as there is love seeping through your fingertips
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1 year
please don't talk to me unless you're trying to be on this.
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So real. Homeboy got his ladies name across his back, shoutout Nick Cannon 🗣 - got 1 more session on this banger left.
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I love being a hopeless romantic it hurts so good
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1 year
any love I gave you is yours to keep
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2 years
:)
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:3
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6 months
if a man ever gets the chance to hurt me again I'm signing his ass up for scientology
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1 year
Biggest ick is your guy friends secretly liking you like wtf great now I have to get at your homeboy just to prove it'll never be you
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5 months
mexican coke save me. save me mexican coke
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6 months
Love feeling cute at my job!
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2 years
ngl i be tweeting shit abt situations from months ago bc they been sitting in my drafts lolz
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