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Barrister - لوحِ جہاں پہ حرفِ مکرر نہیں ہوں میں

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@wakeelAF
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8 hours of uniterrupted sleep is better than both zina and early marriage
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Imran Khan’s silence is not just negligence, it’s criminal negligence. More than half of our population is endangered due to episode after episode of femicide. No policy statement, no promise of legislative measures, no assurance of improvement in safety measures. Pathetic.
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Urdu is such a beautiful language. It uses different words for rising intoxication and it wearing off. ‘Suroor’ is used for charhta hua nasha and ‘Khumar’ is utarta hua nasha.
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Imran Khan aaj maghrib ko bohat kareeb say dekhain gay
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i just miss one person rn so much so that it physically hurts and he’s shahbaz sharif
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ayooo bruv litchurelly Allah di kasmay innit
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Quom Youth in its full glory. I give her marks for at least going out there unlike munafiqins tweeting away
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ہیپی نیو ائیر
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Latest developments in Zahir Jaffar case. The more it unfolds, the more traumatising and saddening it gets.
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PML-N’s biggest mistake at this point would be to stop PTI through force and arrests. This will cost them quite a lot of public support. They should let PTI peacefully protest and focus on their own performance instead.
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Your Lordship I plead jo kehta hai wohi hota hai
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1992 main bhi PIA pay waapis aaye thay
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To all trying to justify this by drawing links between his attire and sub-continental history, there is absolutely no need. He is wearing what makes him happy and what he can as a matter of personal choice, and that should be the end of it.
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What the fuck is he even wearing tho
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@wakeelAF
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Nothing more heartbreaking than witnessing old and frail people who can barely walk or even stand straight come to court at this age for pension matters.
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My sympathies for the lawyers who will pull an all nighter tonight preparing PTI's pleadings for challenging Mazari's decision...
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Bano likes it when I sing for her
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Allah aap sab ko karvat karvat cuddles naseeb keray ameen
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I need to stop saying “no u” to anyone who tries to compliment me on literally anything
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🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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@innerglow91 Dengue emerged in Lahore around 2011. Since then, SS managed it exceptionally well. Every year, there were negligible cases untill we were thrown to this utterly incompetent regime. Any reasonable person who has lived in Lahore in Buzdar and Shahbaz regime would be missing SS.
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how tf do you taxes with your partner? make a joint account on fbr’s website? merge your ntn numbers? set up a company for relationship expenditure? has any one given any thought to the practicalities of it? bus charh jao khoton ki tarah her cliche aur romantic bandwagon per…
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Article 5 requires obedience to the Constitution. The same Constitution provides for vote of no confidence against PM. There is absolutely no doubt about the constitutionality of vote of no-confidence. Unconstitutional move by the Government.
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can someone break my heart pls its been a while i have not written any poetry
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I hate cricket. I had abandoned it for years. I feel like a fool for signing up for this trauma again.
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what a beautiful constitutional crisis this is all a constitutional lawyer's wet dream
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first year paki law students two minutes after being introduced to the constitution
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Self proclaimed human right activist at Test Kitchen in Karachi yesterday.
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My perpetual emptiness makes itself more apparent / felt in the last few days of December every year. Perhaps it’s the realization that another year has gone by but the ones gone abruptly haven’t been back, good memories haven’t been relived and seperation is the only constant.
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Something not right about visualizing Camila Parker Bowles as the Queen of England.
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i just discovered that if u want to erase something written with a permanent marker u can simply re-write on it with a board marker and then wipe... and it... will... all....erase??? and i m so gobsmacked why dont they teach this in schools
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This is beyond disgusting. If your political views make you find satire in the allegations of someone being raped or harassed under police custody, you are a threat to people around you and need to immediately seek psychological help.
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Shameful! A legal system which produced the likes of Ambedkar, V. R. Krishna Iyer, Palkivala and Hidayatullah has now unfortunately touched its rock bottom.
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can someone start a space where ppl sing and read faiz ghazals and other poets
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A lot of people say leave Pakistan while you still can and it never really resonated with me. Today, it does. For those with a mind and a conscience, it’s an envenomed place with nothing but humiliation, regrets and pain to offer.
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Shocking details of what happened last night to Azam Swati and his family being stated by @AzamKhanSwatiPk himself 1/2
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i feel like the stuff i read n watch has tricked me into believing that i need love ... but... what i really need is just a few billion rupees
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Pakistani lawyers should be grateful we don’t have a cab-rank rule like the UK. In UK, cab-rank rule imposes obligation on a barrister to accept any work in a field in which he professes himself competent to practise.
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I turn twenty seven tomorrow and fuck this shit is scary if u really think i have lived more than half of my life and havent been to joyland even once
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I realised this year that to live is to suffer. The plenary & dominant theme of life is suffering. All joys are, in fact, sufferings disguised as joys, only to distract us from what is material. All that we feel except suffering is a ruse & peripheral to the core i.e. suffering.
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“Jo meڑay bap ko gali nakalay gi wo chapaiڑ khaye gi”
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Sunday book bazar, Mall Road, Lahore
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there is no one like us in the whole universe
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The repeated use of “chapraasi” by PTI to malign political opponents is downright offensive to peons who do an extremely difficult job to feed their families. Simply reflects lack of basic empathy and manners.
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To see the unfortunate event being justified is horrible. Am I hurt and devastated beyond repair? Yes. Am I surprised? No. As bitter as it may sound, this mentality prevails in *majority* of our country and society. It is only a few who see things differently. We are a minority.
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hello yes i still drink sprite and can do a 20 seconds roleplay in front of camera what do you want??
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thora jeya generational wealth self made lawyer banan waste jaruri hunda
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Article 6 is not attracted against PTI. There is no abrogation, subversion, suspension, or holding in abeyance of the Constitution involved. All a bit exaggerated. Only real issues before SC would be legality of speaker's ruling and PM's advice to dissolve NA.
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It is once again time for us to be reminded of famous words by Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes “the Constitution is what the judges say it is.”
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200 saalon main ek underpass nahi banaya? Barhay aye goray huh
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Oxford in 1810 and 2015. This is how history, culture and traditions are preserved.
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🥺🥺🥺
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“apko is baray main kya lagta hai” kuch nahi bsdk mujhay sirf thand lagti hai
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For some of us, nothing will ever work. Life tricks us every now and then by showing us glares of hope and ultimately throws us again into the same hell of disappointment and despair mercilessly.
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good night
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@Lanaschild_ Thank me later
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yar yeh ham say ek number neechay wali generation kay accents kahan say aatay hain…
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If you and your arsemonger government is so unprepared, stop fucking promoting tourism. This is nothing but your incompetence percolating downwards and influencing each functionary under your reign.
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Shocked & upset at tragic deaths of tourists on road to Murree. Unprecedented snowfall & rush of ppl proceeding without checking weather conditions caught district admin unprepared. Have ordered inquiry & putting in place strong regulation to ensure prevention of such tragedies.
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Why is it so uphill for our society to understand one simple thing: someone's moral compass howsoever strange it may seem does not warrant deprivation of their fundamental rights & liberties, including right to life, privacy, due process, freedom of speech & equal treatment.
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me and who
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i have my priorities straight
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Four years ago this day, I visited Jaun Elia in Sakhi Hassan Graveyard, Karachi. He rests next to the great painter Sadequain. Jaun is a spiritual master for all those who are keen or forced to explore the soothing depths of pain from the spectacle of Urdu poetry.
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Article 69 says the validity of any proceedings in National Assembly shall not be called into question 'on the ground of any irregularity of procedure'. Only the 'procedural' irregularities are immune, substantive matters as crucial as vote of no confidence cannot be immune.
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if u really look at it lawyers get paid to prove their point and u all mfs be doing it for free lol
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Urban Punjabis have been extremely unfair to Punjabi language. The regional language has been abandoned in favour of secondary and tertiary languages like Urdu and English. All due to flimsy insecurities. The eventual outcome of this is extinction of Punjabi and its coming soon.
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?????????
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Excuse me lahore u cant just throw winter at us like this w/o any prior notice 🥺
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There's one bitter reality that no one can escape from any longer. TLP represents majority of the society that we live in. It lies just piercing the bubble we surround ourselves with away.
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PTI supporters’ reaction is appallingly awful. This is the same judiciary which was celeberated by you all when MNS was disqualified. Have sufficient political maturity to accept your mistakes, more so when such mistakes are only inches away from subversion of the Constitution.
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When he collected the first donation for Shaukat Khanum, was he certain of each & every bit of expenditure? He collected for an idea, and could very well do the same for flood affectees. IK can only be trusted for his dual standards, hypocrisy and criminal lack of empathy.
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Nation trusts Imran Khan and are willing to donate however today he mentioned why he is not collecting any donations yet, what he mentioned in the video is exactly the reason why nation trusts him because they know that their money will never be misused. #FloodsInPakistan
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There's a male cat wandering in my garage since a week. I have a feeling that he wants some sort of association with Bano but I do not feel that Bano is capable enough to make such a decision yet. I also feel that Bano is way out of his league. Ahhh it's not easy being a cat dad.
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Government proposes 17 % tax on contraceptives in a country where population is on a dangerous rise and there is poor awareness on population control. This is criminal negligence.
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Everyday, the policy makers surprise us through their strange wisdom. Impatient policy decisions are made without appreciating their applicability & practical consequences. There is absolutely no way to determine who is and who is not a tiktoker.
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As I venture into Monday blues, I thought of sharing how Ghalib and Faiz have both expressed their thoughts on being occupied by the thoughts/pain of livelihood… so much so that it makes one ignorant to the thoughts of love/beloved. A juxtapository thread
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pakistan law site wrapped- most time spent turning javascript on and off :@
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Ajeeb maslay hain zindagi main
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Unless minorities are carved out, this is a violation of Article 22 of our Constitution, which provides that no student shall be required to take part in any religious ceremony, or attend religious worship, if such ceremony or worship relates to a religion other than his own.
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It’s high time people condemn normalising the casual use of behanchod and madarchod or abuses where you insult someone by way of a reference to a female family member of theirs.
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hello sweetheart can u stop being so cute its just not sustainable
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solution to post break up hurt is not a dating app… the more one indulges in it, the more it delays the healing process… what is required is coming to terms with grief and be on your own for some time till the agony subsides…
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prove a point
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Eid brings to fore most soul wrecking and suppressed traumas. To those struggling to get through today, this shall pass and there will be an Eid very soon when we too shall laugh, and be cheerful and merry. Untill then, let’s keep ourselves going!
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Imran Khan feels like the toxic ex-girlfriend who has hurt you a lot but everytime you see her in her full glory, your heart can’t help but skip a beat.
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In sexual crimes/harassment cross examinations, judges should exercise greater control over the examination. Questions relating to previous sexual history whether involving accused/defendant or otherwise and character should not be allowed barring very few exceptions.
@FatimaRazzaq20
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Here is Meesha talking about the ways in which these proceedings can be improved and made less hostile. She referred to the amendments in the sexual harrasement at workplace laws.
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If you have to stoop down to such bizarre jokes to tackle someone’s non-sense, you only end up lending more credence to their non-sense. It reflects that you have nothing better and logical to say in response. This is unfortunate.
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Agar koi Aalim ya Molvi hota to ab takk Pakistani social media per bhonchal aajata but woke log jab aisee batain kerte hain that too against conservatives to all is well..
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I need to follow ppl my age yeh kya stan stan yain macha hua hai meri feed pey
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Saw Quaid e Azam in my dream last night. Worried for the country, I depressingly asked him if we would survive this. Quaid smiled and said kuch nahi banna is mulk ka nashay karo sab
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dunya jahaan ka har kaam karlay ga bus mulk nahi chalaye ga
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Imran Khan
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Explaining guiding principles of Riyasat-i-Madina as laid down by our Prophet PBUH creating the foundation of the greatest civilisation of all times. In Pak, to realize our potential today we have to struggle to embody these principles as a nation & state.
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@MaryamShKhan How irresponsible and malicious of you to spread this without even mentioning how the two are related or cousins. Can’t believe Mansoor J quoted a propagandist like you in his judgment.
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Hey dimwit. Leaders who don't know how to fix earphones are far less embarassing than those responsible for killing thousands of people (only) in Iraq war. It does not lie in the mouth of a nation with presidents Bush & Trump to laugh at others for such inconsequential hiccups.
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I genuinely feel so embarrassed for us. this man is a joke.
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ok but why are you both pregnant
@ccybernicki
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one year later…. 😭 a twitter love story
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I have my first call with my therapist today later in the afternoon. I can’t believe that I’ve taken steps to address the trauma that I’ve been harbouring since a young age with all the subsequent additions over these ruthless years.
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Rest in peace, Bano!
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Jaun Elia spam - anniversary thread
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i want to keep a passport size copy of this in my wallet at all times for emergency stress release
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Subway has been Lahorized.
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برہنہ ہیں سرِ بازار تو کیا بھلا اندھوں سے پردہ کیوں کریں ہم؟
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Why are all Pakistani constitutional controversies engendered on a Sunday
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Dr. Arif Alvi
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As God is my witness, I did not sign Official Secrets Amendment Bill 2023 & Pakistan Army Amendment Bill 2023 as I disagreed with these laws. I asked my staff to return the bills unsigned within stipulated time to make them ineffective. I confirmed from them many times that
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good night
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quite endearing to be informed you have a date on 14th february unless the informer is ur clerk
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my pen pal is better than urs
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i had a glimpse of heaven today
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Crying should be normalised just like smiling. If someone wants to cry, they should be socially enabled to unhesitantly do it in the public places without having to hide in bathrooms. Everyone should be given a full incubative space to let out what they feel.
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Proud of the Supreme Court, our own Supreme Court for upholding the Constitution and not succumbing to necessities on flimsy considerations.
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