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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

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ME AND DA BESTIE !!!!!!!

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jo 🍉

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1 month

many of u would fold

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11 months

Cant believe Justin Timberlake was pregnant with Jungkook here

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7 years

instead of renewing • 13 rw • riverdale consider renewing • brooklyn nine nine • sense8 • the get down • actual good shows that deserve it

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6 years

brian may b like ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮ ( 　 ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ) ( ㅣ• • ㅣ ) ( ㅣ J ㅣ ) ( ㄴ︶ ㅢ ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯ | 🎸 / \

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2 months

'dan and phil hard launch when?' there's hard launches everywhere for those who have the eyes to see

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1 month

clearing out my camera roll and I came across this shirt I jokingly made and almost ordered a while ago ....... titfit??

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2 months

buying this for dan to hold during my m&g so he'll be distracted and won't steal my actual phone

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in a hospital bed and that damn wad hat is still fused to his scalp

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3 months

sophie wearing the don't cry craft shirt in pj's patreon livestream she's so real

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6 years

before i became a drag stan i was genuinely convinced this was from some big and important fashion show for the longest time and i like to think i’m not the only one there

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@ventijk it's hema, a dutch variety store (I think that's what it's called), they have a few international stores but idk if they're in the us :(

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6 years

freddie mercury himself said he wants everybody to get fucked, all night every day so it’s kinda rude that i’m ????? not getting fucked at all ??????

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6 years

freddie really called miami like ‘mom can u pick me up :(‘

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jo 🍉

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1 year

Yoongi's is that he always falls asleep during movies and then insists he was awake (even though u heard him snoring), and then makes up the craziest movie plot to prove he was awake. The worst part is the plots always are similar to what happened so he keeps getting away with it

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jo 🍉

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6 years

anita is a whole fucking mood i’m laughing

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jo 🍉

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5 years

just learned this is how u say 'lesbian' in sign language so lesbians we own this emoji now 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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jo 🍉

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4 months

DAN POLAROID REVEAL ‼️ HE SENT ME A CUTE ONE I KNEW I COULD TRUST HIM I NEVER DOUBTED HIM FOR EVEN A SECOND THATS MY POOKIE WOOKIE

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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

6 years

yall keep pretending hot space is a bad album as if it doesn’t have THE biggest bops on it ???? cool cat ??? back chat ??? las palabras de amor ???? calling all girls ???? body language ???? staying power ??? UNDER PRESSURE ???? i’m just naming every song on the album now BUT

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1 month

this is now my most popular tweet ever I think . anyways nijntje (or miffy, for the internationals) says free palestine !! pls make a donation today if u can !!

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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

6 years

smash mouth’s drag race START UR ENGINES

Smash Mouth

@smashmouth

7 years

#HappyPrideMonth #Pride2017

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6 years

anyways on a much brighter note: why havent i seen anyone talk about this yet

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6 years

not to be dramatic but .... this made my uwus go ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ

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6 years

nothing but respect for MY presidents

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jo 🍉

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6 years

some of these answers are so funny to compare

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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

8 years

ur local gay reporting for #girlskissgirlsselfies (i May or may not like these filters a little too much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) @GIRLSKISSGlRLS

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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

2 months

so many non phannies in my notifs liking my tweets so I'd like to propose a new rule: no tickets if u were too embarrassed to like dnp related tweets when likes were public

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jo 🍉

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@themostphun get out while you still can or you'll end up like me

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jo 🍉

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6 years

DARE telling me theyre not literally the same person somehow

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6 years

merry christmas from queen 😌🎄

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6 years

only the og could look this powerful on all three days

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6 years

IVE HAD ENOUGH

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7 years

oh this? this is beautiful

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6 years

roger’s singing voice vs his speaking voice

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jo 🍉

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5 years

SO IN THIS ACRIPT BRI AND ROG MEET FREDDIE IN THE BATHROOM AT ACGOOL AFTER A GIG AND HE RANDOMLY PULLS OUT HIS DICK I WISH I WAS JOKING WHO FUCKING WROTE THIS

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@wIfstrr

5 years

me: :( the ocean: ° 🥡 . * . ° . *❌ . 🥤 * . ° . 🐠. * . * ° 🚮. . * . . * 🥽. * 🐟* * . 🚧. °. 🛢* . . * 🐋 . . ° 🛢. * me: :((

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5 years

tbh getting the ‘39 scene would be fun but u know what would be even more fun? if the movie hadn’t portrayed freddie’s sexuality as a bad thing/his eventual downfall, and had explored his relationship with his *husband* for more than three scenes . that would be pretty fun too

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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

4 years

@DallasPD @ChiefHallDPD @CityOfDallas like cops running people over with horses and cars? mazing/pepperspraying ppl right in the face when theyre standing w their hands up? shooting and beating up literal children? throwing bicycles at people? turning off their body cams? bc ive seen a lot of illegal stuff like that

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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

1 year

Jimin and Twice when they run into each other at a music show where they're both promoting Set Me Free

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jo 🍉

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1 month

watching the phuckbang the way god intended

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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

2 years

when im in a loving yoongi competition and my opponent is taehyung

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2 years

🐻 please give a round of applause to our yoongi hyung who is getting hotter and hotter 😁👏

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jo 🍉

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6 years

DISCO DEACON THIS IS SO CUTE

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6 years

PLEATHE why did he do this i love him

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6 months

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil Dan pls buy one of these things bc (respectfully) I don't trust Phil near your face with those clippers

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6 years

joe and ben really said fuck heterosexuality

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6 years

YOOOOOOOOO IM 23 NOW 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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jo 🍉

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2 months

ok be honest now - are there actually weird, invasive sex life jokes on dnptwt or are yall just making up scenarios to be mad about again, bc I'm not seeing any anywhere

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jo 🍉

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6 years

we’re getting a musical challenge, choreographed by alyssa edwards and with halsey as a guest judge this week WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS ?!?!!??!

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6 years

this is the only thing that makes me laugh anymore my sense of humor really got done fucked up

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jo 🍉

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6 years

very ....... how do u say it ......... 𝘶𝘸𝘶

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jo 🍉

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6 years

good afternoon everyone it is time to listen to and appreciate the work of art that’s sleeping on the sidewalk

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6 years

♡

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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

2 years

20+ army follow party let's go ! Hi I'm jo I'm 26, dutch, she/they, ISTP, yoongi biased but ot7 ofc ofc. Would love some new mutuals or friends so if you're cool and also don't like drama/fanwars let's be mutuals 🫶

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@wIfstrr

6 months

I need to ground him up into a fine powder and snort him like cocaine

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i know twitter is going to eat this up here‘s dan with his tiara on video!!! this is so important to me @danielhowell

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jo 🍉

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6 years

drag queens as guinea pigs inspired me

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7 years

this is the best news ive ever read

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7 years

what if .... we let v.e. schwab write a marauders book (or more) . she wouldnt make them all boring white cishets i trust her

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1 year

I would love to say this works for autistic women too but I've literally heard the words 'I'm genuinely romantically in love with you and I'd love to make you my wife one day' and my dumbass self was still like 'oh like in love with me in a bff way' LIKEE I RLY COULDVE HAD IT ALL

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seduce an autistic man with this one simple trick!! directly tell him you’re attracted to him, that you want to go out on a romantic date with him, and that this is not a joke, prank, or just being nice, nor is there additional meaning hidden between the lines

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6 years

i know joe and ben are both playing w this and stuff but i swear to god if any of y’all make them uncomfortable w this whole shipping thing you’re gonna catch these hands

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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

5 years

see what we’re NOT gonna do when rocketman comes out is shit on rami for not singing (or rather his voice not being used because he DID sing) in the movie

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6 years

let us all be grateful roger was young in the 70s bc if he were that age now he would 100% be one of those annoying ass fuckboys dont even try telling me he wouldn’t be

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bracelet time ‼️

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5 years

y’all ever go like holy shit i miss him

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jo 🍉

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6 years

yeah fuck people blaming taylor nicole dean for her drug addiction, try being mad at her abusive boyfriend for getting her addicted in the first place.

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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

6 years

EVERYONE STOP WHATEVER IT IS YOURE DOING AND LOOK AT THESE PICTURES OF GWILYM ON ANIMAL ARK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jo 🍉

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2 months

I think dnp should legally be allowed to k¡ll people who call them queerplatonic ..... bc me personally if I had all that going on and someone called me and my partner queerplatonic I'd turn into the joker

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@wIfstrr

6 years

the crowd chanting brian’s name during love of my life 💞💕💘💖💘💞💕🌈💖💞💘💘💞🌈💕💘💘💕💕🌈🌈😻💞💕🌈💘💘💖💖💘💘 it’s what he Deserves 💛💖💖💖💕💞💘💞💕💛💖🌈💕💞💘💕💛💕💖💞💞💞

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1 month

@dnpfall all I can remember is this from the q&a he did on danisnotinteresting

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6 years

i used to have a cat called sushi and one day i was w my ex and we were high as fuck and my mom texted me to tell me she was going to eat sushi so i wouldn’t be surprised if i got home before she did and i just started crying really hard bc i thought she was going to eat the cat

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1 month

@jmissante I KNOW it's so cute

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2 months

@wilfrdwrfstache ill just be there like ok whatever happened to keeping your private lives private fellas :/

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11 months

Also for everyone asking about JC ; who do you think the father is ????

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5 years

in this house we say fuck bras and saggy titties matter 😤👆 #lgbtqslay

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jo 🍉

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6 years

not being transphobic isn’t hard, u know what is hard? maths, u know what is not hard? using the right name and pronouns for people and not throwing the word tr*nny around left and right

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6 years

sarina is out here supporting her mans

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6 years

pt 2 🤩

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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

4 years

non binary boxer yoongi who beats up homophobes in their free time i am very thankful u exist u make me feel so safe

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6 years

not to be dramatic but i would literally die for her

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7 years

chad and alaska doing the fucking macarena what the fuck is this show

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jo 🍉

@wIfstrr

1 year

THIS ONE ! Truly my go-to response to anything anyone says to me ever

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This but army twt version. What's an army twt tweet that's so canonical in your mind, you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about?

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brian , in tears : please ,, anything but a gay song we cant exclude the straights freddie , holding the red special out of the 6th floor window to : write a gay song or she dies

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6 years

do u ever look @ a queen n wish u had her body even though u damn well know thats all padding n shit

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6 years

he :(

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1 year

Pov u put a bunch of neurodivergent armys together

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6 years

same energy

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jo 🍉

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11 months

That clip of the man on the bus giving them the side eye always takes me out cause surely the tannies are known to it by now but in PUBLIC ?? Around strangers on PUBLIC TRANSPORT ???

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also phannies waiting/hoping for extra dates to be added don't be discouraged by the laylo text thingie saying it's not supported in your country, bc it's not supported here either and theyre literally coming to my country. so just know it doesn't mean anything bad necessarily ok

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make the lettering blue .... use blonde pics ..... thinking ........

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6 years

┏━━━━━━━━━┓ 彡 i fucking 彡 ┗━━━━━━━━━┛ ┏━━━━━━━━━┓ 彡 miss 彡 ┗━━━━━━━━━┛ ┏━━━━━━━━━┓ 彡 katya 彡 ┗━━━━━━━━━┛

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6 years

i’m about to say a love word

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6 years

i do not take criticism no

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7 years

how dare she

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2 months

just had to look my boss dead in the eye and ask him if I could have friday off so I can buy tickets to see dnp on tour that was so humiliating

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@wIfstrr

7 years

the winners of all stars 1 and 2 were both pisces .... you know who else is a pisces ????? sasha belle, she is the 10th queen and she is coming to snatch that crown !

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5 years

i - oh damn

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2 months

I'm gonna need someone smarter than me decode the audio from that clip dnp put at the end of the video rn bc I can't do this I can't make any sense of it

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@wIfstrr

6 years

we gotta add the finishing touches this week but my apartment is basically done and all ready and LOOK at it im so excited to move in