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5 years

today’s tea: ) ) ) ) ( ) ) _(___(____)____(___(__ _ \ you aren’t actually / \ mature for your / | \ age, he is /____| \ just a / \ pedophile / \___________/

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5 years

wHaT iF yOuR MoM aBoRtEd YoU??? well jan, i’d be dead so i wouldn’t really give a fuck now would i?

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5 years

damn my ass is damn so is getting fat my stomach

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5 years

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ do not tell our daughters to change their clothes bc men are coming over, we get better male friends ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕

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5 years

“so, the average period is between 10-35ml of blood, each tampon holds about 5ml, so 7 tampons per cycle. let’s be generous and say 10 for those ladies with an extra juicy uterine lining. 9 periods per year = 90 tampons max...”

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5 years

did anyone else dip strawberries in sugar and eat them growing up or was i the only disgusting child

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5 years

a female Marine posted about how her male coworkers went into her desk and threw away her tampons and said they were the equivalent to having condoms at work. when i say i wish a bitch would...

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5 years

today’s tea: ) ) ) ) ) ( ) ) ( _(___(____)____(___(__) _ \ if you get offended / \ by ‘men are trash’ / | \ it’s probably bc /____| \ you are / \ t r a s h / \___________/

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6 years

there would be no abortion debate if men could carry children. change my mind

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6 years

i haven’t actually heard of a single liberal saying we need to take “baby it’s cold outside” off the radio. i have heard A LOT of conservatives bitching about the liberals bitching about the song though.

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6 years

i hate when people tie my appearance to my trauma. “you’re too pretty for this to have happened to you” “i’m sorry, you’re beautiful, you don’t deserve that” being deemed attractive does not make me immune to bad shit happening.

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5 years

nobody: ice in my fridge, whenever i’m home alone:

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5 years

the cumulative penis length in these comments is half an inch

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@vrjones__

5 years

parents and guardians, talk to your children about grooming. explain manipulation and deceit. research children’s psyche and thoroughly explain to them why two teenagers having sex is different from a teenager and grown ass adult. talk about consent. sex education.

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6 years

@cleveland_cam @perrins_michael you have so much grace. congrats, you clearly deserve eachother. ❤️❤️

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5 years

man i hate kent state gun girl but i am absolutely addicted to watching the videos of people curving her bait ass questions in interviews lmaolmaolmaolmao

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6 years

100 years ago today, the first known woman legally enlisted into the Marine Corps. today, i will make a photo-thread to show how incredibly far we’ve come as an organization and how well received women are in the military. the year is 2018, not 1918, despite what you may think.

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2 months

@DeathAngelUSA How do you feel about pandas

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5 years

attention: i have found the absolute worst pregnancy announcement of all time

Kenneth Rexroth Stan Account

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5 years

Thanks I hate it

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5 years

don’t be mad at me, be mad at science

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5 years

statutory rape should be discussed more.

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6 years

@JodyShenn @justanactor @MattWalshBlog and straight

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5 years

i saw this on facebook and died laughing dudes be like "i don't wanna date a feminist, i want an old school relationship" but then act like i'm being unreasonable when i say i wanna quit my job and live off of their money with them as the sole provider for the household.

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5 years

me looking at myself in the target self check out camera

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6 years

No, sexual assault in the military is a problem because people keep fucking sexually assaulting each other.

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6 years

“i know of a guy who got accused of something he didn’t do and his reputation was trashed” okay and the majority of women i know actually have been sexually assaulted and i know of none of the perpetrators being in jail

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5 years

i am MAD that i spent 20 years avoiding brussel sprouts because everyone said they were disgusting

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5 years

i am nauseous at the amount of young women quoting and replying to this saying they wish someone would’ve explained this to them in middle school/high school. 😭

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5 years

dear god, i hope everyone who wants abortion illegal gets pregnant/gets someone pregnant the next time they have sex in jesus’ name amen

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5 years

TI’s daughter liked tweets saying how disgusting, possessive, and controlling her father is in regards to him having her sign off rights so he can confirm her virginity via hymen checks at the doctor. abuse.

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6 years

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 calling me hot and saying you wanna fuck me isn’t a compliment, and i shouldn’t be flattered. i do not get the warm and fuzzies knowing i met your standards and that i make your pee pee hard. have a blessed day

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5 years

i drink water. i wash my face. i use toner. i moisturize. i exfoliate. i spend hundreds of dollars on skin care. yet i still get pimples??? this is how my skin repays me??? it rly be ur own skin

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5 years

here it is. the most fragile comment i’ll see on the internet today

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6 years

why are all women held responsible for the statistically very low number of liars making false sexual assault allegations but all men aren’t held responsible for the EXTREMELY high number of liars walking free after getting away with sexual assault?

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5 years

dudes will do anything for pussy except respect the woman attached to it

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@vrjones__

5 years

so.... i’m not a mom obv but a girl posted about her husband not helping take care of the newborn baby as much as he should and like a lot of people’s advice was to leave him??? and find someone else??? i’m just confused bc i feel like this advice sucks and isn’t realistic at all

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5 years

i already paid off my student loans and if everyone else’s got cancelled, i’d be happy for them because i’m not an asshole

Reagan Battalion

@ReaganBattalion

5 years

Don’t. This is injustice. Just imagine working months and months then using the money to buy a piece of jewelry, then finding out that the Jewelry store is giving out the same piece to the masses for free. Would that make you angry? Would that cut the value of your piece?

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5 years

a lot of us would be ~cancelled~ if our old xangas, myspaces, facebooks and twitters were still around. if a person’s conduct and actions today genuinely don’t represent what they did/said years ago, then let them rightfully be a new person.

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4 years

the soldier that murdered vanessa continued working for two months, and yet so many men in the military truly refuse to believe women because they just can’t imagine their buddies “doing something like that” because they’re “good guys”

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5 years

prominent members of Marines United have been taken into FBI custody and for questioning about their social media posts/behavior. keep reporting people and not taking their bullshit. it matters.

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6 years

hahahahaha how is her grouping so trash from like 10yds

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5 years

men: why do women hate us men:

SheRatesDogs

@SheRatesDogs

5 years

Watch out ladies we’ve got a KEEPER ALERT!!!

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6 years

this chick hung the letters from her husband’s mistresses on their tree as ornaments. i’m CACKLING

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7 years

The type of gun used has been illegal for 31 years.

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5 years

unpopular opinion: if you are a single person in the military with no children/dependents, the pay is more than enough to survive off of. if you’re struggling, you suck at managing money

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6 years

whenever i drop a fire ass tweet and it gets two likes

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7 years

"Did you pull out?"

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6 years

civilian women: military men are SOOOOoooo hot. i want to date a marine <3 military men:

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5 years

if your daughter’s shorts are too short for her uncle, cousin, step-dad or family friend to see, then you need to disassociate with weird men.

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5 years

refusing to be a dad to own the libs

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@SheRatesDogs

5 years

This sticker was found on a baby changing station in the men’s bathroom

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6 years

If you then you don’t don’t love deserve me at my me at my

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5 years

my boyfriend’s mom when she was pregnant with my boyfriend: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | \ | 👼 / | / | /

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5 years

@awizzzzz @MakeItRayn_ how unlucky for the rest of us

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5 years

4 years ago today, derek shepherd’s character died and the world has never been the same

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5 years

me: oh a friend request! *someone from high school* yeah that’s gonna be a no from me *someone from twitter* fucking SMASH that accept button

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5 years

can i send an invoice to this dude for the brain cells lost reading the back cover?

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5 years

here it is. the worst take you’ll see today

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5 years

does anyone have that one chore that they’d pay someone else to do if money wasn’t a priority? mine is laundry. i would 500% pay someone to wash, dry, press, fold/hang and put away my laundry. without a second thought.

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5 years

can anyone tell me what a 32 year old man has in common with a freshly 18 year old woman??????

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5 years

and junior Marines everywhere wept

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5 years

Ever wondered how they fill up sandbags? The end is so satisfying!

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5 years

this was a lot of words for “i’ve never made a woman cum before”

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5 years

@heyyguido Michelle, please stop before you say something that ruins your credibility. Women may CLAIM to like sex, but you really don't. You TOLERATE it under LIMITED circumstances and during limited time frames. That's nature's design. Please be honest now.

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6 years

yea break ups suck but have you ever been cuddling with your dog and he gets up to lay on the COLD HARD FLOOR ALONE instead

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6 years

if you actually think that any where near the majority of women in the military get pregnant - you know, completely change their bodies and lives for EVER - to simply get out of pt, field ops or a 7 month deployment..... i just. i just can’t believe you’re the sperm that won.

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5 years

🎶 my tweets brings all the pedophile sympathizers to the yard 🎶

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5 years

no body: kids who don’t make it through boot camp:

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5 years

people: omg how do you say men are trash when you’re DATING a MAN!? how do you think that makes him feel??? my man: men are trash

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5 years

anyone: 6lack is pronounced ‘black’ my brain: _ , - - - . _ / ' , ` . ` \ / ' ` , , ' ; ____ ) ( six lack '; ) ( _ ' ; , - , --- ' ( ; ; , , ; / -- ' \ ; ; ; / /

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6 years

decided to fuck around and put my mom and dad in a group chat. they’ve been divorced for over 20 years and hate each other

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5 years

imagine pretending that you cared about the packaging you never noticed until now to try and feel oppressed about it

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5 years

you were kidnapped. your kidnapper said you could send out one tweet so your family and friends would think you’re okay. what tweet would you post so they knew it was a 🆘? mine would be “wow, i’d really like to spend a day with ben shapiro, tami lahren and kent state gun girl.”

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5 years

happy international men’s day to all the men who raised hell about international women’s day bc 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 , didn’t even realize today existed, and are eerily silent on the day they wanted SOOooOoooOooOoOO badly <3

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6 years

bland grilled chicken and KETCHUP. you’re actually the worst

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@peta Animals have no rights

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4 years

burn in hell

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4 years

Authorities remove close to one million masks, gloves, gowns and other medical supplies after a Brooklyn man was caught allegedly hoarding the equipment. The man faces charges for lying to investigators and coughing on FBI agents who confronted him.

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5 years

the fact that i’m not a lesbian proves sexuality isn’t a choice

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5 years

lemme just say that my shop killed my plaque

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5 years

nobody: white guys in pictures: 👱🏼‍♂️ =|=🤙🏼 /\

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2 years

reminder that male students were recommended to stay away from female Marines so they didn’t get “caught up” and “in trouble” meanwhile every. single. female. Marine. 100%. of. them. i. know. have been victims of sexual harassment or assault while serving.

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NEW: A Marine Corps investigation found that Marine & Navy intelligence instructors called female students "whore," "slut," and "snake charmer" in a private group chat. The investigating officer recommended no punitive action. The command's 2-star agreed.

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5 years

white people, skip this tweet or else you might implode i just really don’t think rick and morty or letterkenny are funny. at all. not even a chuckle

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6 years

i think kids getting gunned down at school would make me angrier but that’s just me

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6 years

Nothing would make feminists angrier than buying this shirt. Get yours here #YouKnowICarryRight

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6 years

i wonder what it could be

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5 years

hill i will die on: military families with no children do not receive “shitty pay” you just suck at managing your money

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@SarahArriel @graintorchon @menajeATrois @mermayzie @MendesHeavenly @emarsantos @heyitsjoeyg @hattiehatesu @CudiRose @KulKid_N @flowerrr_chxld @saranguyens @paustanslegends @mommareesa_ @KeatonWilson2 @Godjot I sixteenth this

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5 years

these are the types of kids who end up in my DMs correcting my bio and telling me i won’t make it through boot camp lmfao

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5 years

ok i am muting this now. i just wanted to say if you’re reading this and struggling with the reality of what happened to you when you were younger, i was there. it took me probably close to a decade to acknowledge it was rape. my DMs are open if you need to talk. 💓

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5 years

i’m really tired of people who only have missionary sex to amazing grace saying that women are at fault for nude leaks bc they took the pictures.

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5 years

one of the top habits i want to break from the military is referring to women as “females”

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5 years

my boyfriend: *spoils me, gives me whatever i want, caters to my every need* also my boyfriend: fuckin brat

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5 years

i can smell this picture

U.S. Marines

@USMC

5 years

How many recruits does it take to make an EGA? Today, @MCRDPI celebrated their centennial by recreating the “Living Eagle, Globe and Anchor” they made 100 years ago.

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5 years

happy birthday Marines. ❤️

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5 years

i chose this fighter to duel nurse holly

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Dani Beck, PhD

@_DaniBeck

4 years

You will not believe your eyes. A police officer is holding the hand of a domestic terrorist as he kindly escorts her down the steps. I have no words.

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5 years

lmfao having a bun does not make the military more lethal

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@slappingdummy

5 years

@pooleejones Nope, this is the U.S. military not a high school cheer squad. We have the best military in the world because of our standards and discipline. You dress sloppy, you'll feel sloppy and you'll become sloppy because you aren't holding yourself to those higher standards.

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6 years

I will end your fucking life if you touch me without consent.

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5 years

facts. this is why no one will ever hurt my feelings by calling my forehead big. my hairline was a sacrifice i had to make for my country 🤧🤧

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5 years

a thread of kings dismissing kent state gun girl, meanwhile she thinks she absolutely OWNED them

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6 years

Civilian women: military men are so hot Military men:

El Négro

@m_smith318

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I just watched a mother fucker eat a roach LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’m done with Marines lmao

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5 years

i got a divorce

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@USArmy

5 years

How has serving impacted you?

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5 years

military members: people who use government assistance are leeches, i’m sick of my taxes going to them 😤😤 also military members: *contract married, overclaim injuries with the VA, file for unemployment right after EAS with zero intentions of trying to get a job*

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5 years

if you’re sexually active and going around telling partners you’re clean when you’ve never been fully tested, you’re a piece of shit

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