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@von_jackets
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@joshuamurphy09 @Ibskeealii Love it when problems solve themselves 🥴
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@Sleez30192293 @_RobertSchultz YES! Dead weight is one thing, problematic dead weight is another lol
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@von_jackets
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@astrobebs "Nicely put together"
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@Laurenxcx135 @shaudscorin If this ain't the mf truth 😂 back when we thought it wasn't gonna last
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@3yeSamurai @noname Going from a functioning albeit flawed system to one that has repeatedly been shown to fail over and over again?
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@Rude_Astrology Yall will tell us to open up and get out of our comfort zones and tweet this shit when we do it I just-
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@thunderxstorm07 @ghostmotorfingr You can feel free to stay home if you're still uncomfortable with sexuality
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@anjasp13 @bIondiewasabi I just know that isnt an 'infinity' durag....
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@menmysins @__MrMarshall Imagine being mad at the landlord because you signed an agreement to pay money you don't have...
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3 years
@yonived @genmnz Now THIS! THIS is art! 😂
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@von_jackets
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2 years
@AmazonLoni Just loud and wrong with so much confidence lol.
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@von_jackets
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5 years
@oliviayeadon @SheRatesDogs I think this calls for a little kink shaming
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5 years
@JenKorle @bIondiewasabi Damn what happened in 3 hours? Lmao
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@bIondiewasabi You're taken? Cancelled
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@maryarchived The continued use of "degenerate" by you people is so nauseating. Just because youve been shamed into a bubble doesn't mean others shouldnt enjoy their freedom to explore
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@saltysauerkraut And to say nothing about the gay/queer women! Do lesbians and trans people not have kinks?
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@simsimmaaz Straight men are nothing if not dramatic..
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@David90037594 You cant be taken seriously on there til 24-25, I dont make the rules
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@poetastrologers People seeing these as negative traits but all I see are reasons we're the shit
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@SAINTPABLO_____ @noname @alextumay Your nearest garbage disposal, its just as noisy and destructive
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@von_jackets
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3 years
@KingTazzico Y'all be grown as hell hiding from nobody lmao
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@Ash_Lestrange It is actually JUST like us to remove it tbh 😂
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@von_jackets
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@Rude_Astrology Unevolved cancers can be bad, but fully grown and actualized ones are powerful as hell and ill die on that hill if need be 🙏🏾
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@von_jackets
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@andy1show @Unplanned_Rant @shaTIRED What a disgusting oversimplification
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@thecindynoir Teach them to reject gender roles that held them back and redefine masculinity. Let them become men without basing their self worth on what *other* men think. Worked for me 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@von_jackets
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@Relax_Dee2091 @shOoObz You can, anyone who avoids accountability is not to be trusted anyway
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5 years
@notagaindrryn @ExtendoBans I mean, no ones going viral without being corny at least let's be real 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@EliSeeney @chococolatechip @kemimarie We get it you're scared of commitment 🙄
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4 years
@that_gai_gai I see we've all decided to butcher the meaning of "skill" now.
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@Mattcronutrient @OGElmoCooks @_mimitaughther The fact this isn't even a surprise is just...sad
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@von_jackets
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4 years
@shripathee @poetastrologers We gotta keep up the charade if you ask me. I'd rather always be underestimated
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@YOUlosttMEE @Rude_Astrology It's worth it once they grow up and get their powers. Can confirm 😏
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@von_jackets
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@BaccFat @JaylaDream @big3rdjay Don't matter what you "deserve", your time is better spent getting your shit together
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@von_jackets
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It's very unfortunate to hear she raised a loser who's succumbing to peer pressure instead of being able to appreciate his mom 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Spoiler: she doesn’t care
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@mtliendo @ParissAthena It's protocol, if they don't make one in return I assume they're in the sunken place 😂
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@astrobebs I just decided to go with it 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@Mash_Selaelo @joshuamurphy09 @Ibskeealii I always say what I mean 👌🏾
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@von_jackets
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@JustAFamilyMan_ Didn't we already try this? Look how it went.
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@devdinero_ Yesss risk that incurable, transmissible, lethal disease!
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@von_jackets
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@Stormbornhive @brittlegendo @citystarking_ You got a degree at mf 20 years old and wanna talk about some damn imposter syndrome? Sis you better take your mf time you right where you need to be!
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@bossy_britt ☠😂 Ma'am some of us are alone in this here home office!
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@JoeyCaruso3 @alex_falcone Any deity who'd get someone pregnant then take said desired pregnancy away is a deity that must be dethroned immediately
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@hilmaklintaf It's giving "no bitches?"
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@naudyssmariee_7 Would I give up 5-10 minutes of my life to secure my family's financial future?
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@poetastrologers A Taurus being in charge? Hilarious
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@6Merican @StatisticUrban So is being holed up in a house, alone, surrounded by neighbors you don't know, miles away from your hobbies, stores, and any other communal spaces
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@von_jackets
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@ActiveMak This is the definition of wasted time lol
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2 years
@SCHIZO_FREQ This is such a tired take. An actual opium den would be significantly worse. Gaming remains an excellent way to socialize and blow off steam for many people.
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@von_jackets
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@psychedelideath @chiney_slim Nah that's still probably a nigga 🤣
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@von_jackets
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8 months
And the way queer people are left out of this convo will always throw me. Heteros are constantly forgetting this
@saltysauerkraut
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framing the discussion of kink entirely around heterosexual men while completely ignoring the woman's perspective is extremely reductive and especially embarrassing if you call yourself a feminist
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@Kingrodiii @ashalves_ Bro they be WAITING for the opportunity
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@von_jackets
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If this ain't the mf troof 😤
@t0nit0ne
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Dating must be so much fun when you’re ignorant to things. You probably end up liking everybody. Instead of being annoyed by 95.3% of people you meet.
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@hannahandrades @celesteranae_ I can hear this😭😭
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@DakDeMarco Oof imagine going before deciding a major
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@Fight_My_Second @that_gai_gai What a dumb argument to make
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@Dixie3Flatline @TechnicurlSpprt Queen response right here 🤌🏾
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@gantesthegabe @RacismDog I'd argue it's pretty admirable, not a lot of long term thinking out here these days
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@TheBlackHoff @sauvamemte Conservatism is the opposite of critical thinking lol. Nothing but a regressive, archaic ideology
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@von_jackets
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@astrobebs The amount of spice this dialogue has...
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@von_jackets
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@KoreySamuel @AutumnStyx @Sorrelish @khenny2x The lack of reading comprehension lol. Nah you don't deserve to enjoy shit if you not feeding your child right.
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@von_jackets
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@Rude_Astrology Constant cycle of outgrowing boundaries and expanding? Sounds right
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@DakDeMarco This heathenous behavior will not be tolerated
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@von_jackets
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@TayOnTech Welfare wasn't the problem, a lack of incentive (and therefore motivation) to move on from it was. I keep hearing too many people say "why bother? I'm fine with this"
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@TrevorLess @IdahoBones The Reaction is crazy but so accurate 😂
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@FaysSocial @Rude_Astrology We already know everything, we'll be fine lmao
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@von_jackets
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@Rude_Astrology People will burn everything down just because they "had to do what was best for themselves" and still get a pat on the back and I think its disgusting.
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@von_jackets
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@ItsJonesii__Bby You the one digging in your purse but i'm the girl? 🤨
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@von_jackets
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2 years
Gatekeeping blackness from black people is even weirder
@BigHomieKODAQ
🎈Yaq🅴🎈AKA THE BIG SHARK🦈
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I’m perfectly fine standing on this hill by myself. But wanting HBCU culture at white schools… instead of going to an HBCU… is weird.
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@shutupaida Ma'am...
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@ModestMama_ This is funny because dudes have very regularly talked to women's faces like this in the past
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@von_jackets
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@realchrisrufo This is a good thing, actually
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@computer_gay It used to be called "right now" so all that's changed is the name 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@von_jackets
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4 years
My wallet just cried
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Hello my love
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@Claralee221 @no_witty_name @WhackNicholson @Itmechr3 Noo because he is the Kool-aid AND the pitcher AND the ice!
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@von_jackets
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@Rude_Astrology And not escape!?
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@von_jackets
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@Rude_Astrology No reason both cant be true. Just because a choice was difficult or "necessary" doesn't mean it was the right one. It also doesnt erase whatever damage it does.
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@justiceaudre @Rude_Astrology I envy your motivation. It's like digging out of prison with a spoon
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@WEARYHRT @tweetbiblee Babygirl we are right here w you
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@DawnWagesSays Suddenly im interested in building new methods of secure communication
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@AngeryGnome @maryarchived Just noise, no thoughts up there, huh
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@von_jackets
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@AshyMalik Anyone sending texts like this deserves it tbh
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@nathanallebach Crosswalks:
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@von_jackets
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@vicwitastick @ImSoClassic @milkysnappa Damn now im just wondering what he said 😂
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@YOUlosttMEE @Rude_Astrology I remember none of this 🤔
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@von_jackets
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Yall stay missing the point on purpose lol
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@AmazonLoni
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Modern feminism taught women to hate men, reject motherhood, devalue the roles of wives, prioritize money over family, uplift promiscuity, and reject beauty, inside and out. It taught women to covet the man’s role and see it as superior to our own. The damage has been done.
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@MulhollandL0ver @BrightLikeSunny This ain't it lol. The straight dudes aren't 'leading' any more of less than the queer ones
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