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Chrissy Rae Jepsen

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if I ever feel better, remind me to send some good time with you

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2010
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 months
When I was drying my hands in the bathroom, a younger person came in, saw me, then back went to check that they were in the “correct” bathroom. I have conquered gender
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1 year
What the absolute fuck Andersonville
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4 years
I absolutely need to see this Demi Lovato documentary, I stan a woman who keeps riding the way she does
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
Ever eat at Vincent in Andersonville? This is the owner and how he feels about teachers and public schools. I strongly urge you to not put more money in his pockets.
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
Happy #Pride from Dad and your eccentric aunt
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11 months
@WandasAttorney And we’re just gonna pretend like Iron Man 3 didn’t happen?!?!!
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1 year
Very happy to be closing out my Pride weekend with these wonderful humans 🥰🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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4 months
@GrossmanMax He ran into my guilty verdict. He ran into my guilty verdict THIRTY FOUR TIMES
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6 months
@RhodeToLove Absolutely my first thought
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4 years
@IAmTravieAustin @SheaCoulee The Shea’d of it all
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2 years
@leiomy And she served in your NAME, goddess!!
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
The winner of Drag Race was actually @HARVEYGUILLEN looking fine as hell
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2 years
Are you ready for it?
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2 years
“Wolverine is like community dick though” - @evilrashida with @dreamoforgonon on @CerebroCast damn y’all need to be listening to this podcast
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
It’s basically legally mandated that one must get a haircut for Queen Bey
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2 years
Deciding to bring this energy to the rest of the week @LaganjaEstranja
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
Turning looks, stunting pretty
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Wearing a jockstrap at the work conference just to feel alive
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
5 years
What if I’m in the Spiderman 3 phase of my life. Like, over budget, great cast but terrible storyline?
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
9 months
THIS.
@joeyjayisgay
Joey Jay (IS GAY) ✨
9 months
Everything’s unisex if you’re not a little bitch about it.
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
11 months
Since I’m probably not decorating this year
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
4 years
Chris Pratt is throwing a toddler meltdown over a meme, meanwhile Chris Evans accidentally leaked his dick pic and his response was “Meh go vote”
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
You gotta pick a struggle, you can’t struggle at EVERYTHING! - god bless @VanessaVanjie
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
This man.
@GovPritzker
Governor JB Pritzker
1 year
I’ve been marching for LGBTQ+ rights since Pride was thought of as a protest — and I’m proud to keep marching as a celebration of hope and recommitment to the fight for equality today.
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2 years
Not sure why, just feeling good about me as a person today. Not gonna question it.
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2 years
I’m not saying it’s healthy but this is where I’m at in life right now
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1 year
Illinois - home of the country’s best governor
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Get yourself a Governor like this America (Hi trolls 👋- you are all muted!)
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
I called this outfit “Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends”
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
Happy 16th anniversary to me in Chicago. Wild ride, but I’m not sure I’d rather be anywhere else
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Oh, me? Oh no big deal, just one of the top 50 fundraisers from the AIDS Run/Walk last year 💅
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Sometimes I look relatively like a lawyer
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2 years
Slow morning
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
A favorite person in a favorite place. Feeling like the luckiest NB in the world tonight
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
4 years
Not throwing me a baby shower for my new puppy is homophobic
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
6 months
I guess people liked this
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
Look how happy I am to go into the office 😒
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
3 years
This moment. It’s everything. So powerful. Thank you, @JackieCoxNYC
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
I like to think I turned some decent looks for a very important wedding
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Sometimes I gotta spoil me
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Looking for a queer #tattoo artist in #chicago who is really good with lines and sharp angles, stained glass style. Anyone have any recommendations?
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
I thought this selfie looked cute. Won’t delete, will forget it existed
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
3 years
Because of some very important people in my life, I am finally ready to admit that as a nonbinary person, I also identify as part of the trans community. And don’t fuck with my fam. #TransDayOfVisibility
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Do you have a friend as incredible as @FitTenorPup ? No. You don’t. But I do. Happy birthday, my love!!!
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
In Miley voice: I can buy myself bassets…
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Pride dad says Happy Pride and Fuck the Patriarchy. In the holy name of Marsha P. Johnson, we pray and we fight. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 months
The rumors are true - I have a crush on the DC Metro
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Also I am very lucky to have a friend like @HeadSpaceTex whom I can talk about anything with and not worry I’ll be judged. It’s so special to me.
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
4 years
Christmas this year is brought to you by the death of the gender binary
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
3 years
You’re welcome in advance for this lewk I’m turning, Andersonville
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
5 months
@CircleCityGay I literally said this same thing earlier tonight
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Have you wished this gorgeous human a happy birthday yet??? @Alpha_Dynamo
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
3 years
Out of office
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
Ugh. Saw a rescue page for an older basset boy, and now I’m weeping and missing my Franklin
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
I feel REALLY good about the first round interview I just had with a VERY prestigious organization!! 🫣
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
I’m not confident in most of my skills, but I KNOW I can turn a look when the time is right
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Alexa, play Summer Boy by Lady Gaga (disclaimer: not summer, not a boy)
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
I am proud to announce that I am endorsing Grace for Mayor of Chicago
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
I’m a Gracie girl, in a Gracie world…life as basset, it’s fantastic
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1 year
We don’t talk enough about @YuhuaHamasaki giving deadpan as the girl from The Ring every time the camera cut to her on the Season 10 reunion
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Like seriously. Come on.
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1 year
@Dodgers If we complain enough, will you cancel straight groups, too, or is it just for queers?
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
3 years
I am…devastated at the loss of Stephen Sondheim. He is responsible for so much of how I view the world. I just can’t process it right now.
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
I had absolutely no fun at the drag show last night
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
@EmilioEmm If this is something people are looking for, I am in Chicago year round
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
3 years
Cleansing your timeline with back to back hounds
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard." - Winnie The Pooh Thanks for everything you did for me, Franklin. You truly did rescue me.
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2 years
The cutie in question
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
My plans canceled but that’s ok cause he was very sweet and immediately rescheduled. That being said…
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
3 years
Public service announcement: let go of the idea that people should immediately respond to your communications. You are not the only thing going on in their lives
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
I’m very into oral (health)
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
@ErosIdle I’m sensitive about my belly too but I love my crop tops so everybody is gonna DEAL WITH IT
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
3 years
This year I felt like I was my most authentically non-binary self at Pride. Feeling pretty lucky to know so many people who like me for who I am 🥰🥰🥰 #pride #nonbinary
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Y’all I am going to start a rumor that Twitter is ending EVERY 👏 SINGLE 👏 DAY 👏
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
8 months
If you want to let them know that there is steak for dinner, you got to let them hear it sizzle
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4 years
When I say I nearly wept
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1 year
It should cost a billion to look this good. Instead all I have to do is have an angel friend @EmFlanVV
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
Just living my best Wednesday disco life to @CodyBelew
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
3 years
Merry Christmas from Pinot noir and a watermelon lemonade gummy
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5 years
@grantgills Hon, do you need some new undies?
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2 years
How it started vs. how it’s going
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3 years
I’m an adult, so I get frozen custard after a negative COVID test
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
My therapist told me I should put my lawyer awards in my Grindr profile and that is why he’s my therapist
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2 years
When you’re too excited for your day with the girls with @FitTenorPup and you put on your pearls
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
I love that the photographer caught the sheer joy I felt through the entirety of my first @ChicagoHouse85 Spring Brunch. First of many many to come.
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
3 years
COVID test came back negative, so guess I’m heading down to my family today
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Funny story about this…I know more about it than almost anyone else on the planet
@peoplesfabric
The People’s Fabric
2 years
Nine years ago today #cta
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1 year
YOU CANNOT STAND UP IN THIS HOUSE WITHOUT A BASSET HOUND STEALING YOUR SPOT
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Normally my annual physical doesn’t bother me, but I’ve been to the doctor SO. MANY. TIMES. in the past 3 months. Ready for a break.
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
So happy to be seeing @brandicarlile at @RaviniaFestival with people I love the most 🥰
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
3 years
An incredibly handsome person asked me what my pronouns are and I swear to you it was the sexiest thing that has ever happened to me
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
Had the best walking date through Midsommarfest with a total cutie today 🥰
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3 months
Great I’m going to die in sidetrack
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4 years
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6 months
First time in business class and already planning on selling my worn underwear when I get home to maintain this lifestyle
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
Finally.
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
3 years
This guy just knows when I need him most. Been taking care of me for over 10 years now #franklin #bassethound
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
2 years
How can they expect me to work when I have this
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
11 months
Look Mama, now I’ll never miss my song just cause I’m sleepy! @AshleyMorganChi
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
If I could relive this night over and over… ⁦ @SamDewese ⁩ ⁦ @Beyonce
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Chrissy Rae Jepsen
1 year
Hi my kickass city just CRUSHED it in our elections. We said YES to change, to hope, to compassion. A big hug to my home tonight, I’m so proud @Brandon4Chicago @lenifor48th
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