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Envision, Rebel, Conquer

Denver, CO
Joined July 2020
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@_camhoudini You, going to sleep in your warm home after delivering the news:
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@brownbarb1e “Don’t date a bad bitch if you can’t handle it” sound familiar??
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@Greg_Chapo “Oh so YOU was the nigga talking shit on the wifi messages”
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@SendPieXSenpai I like how most animals recognize and care for babies no matter what species.
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@nojumper That nigga from the bottom of the trenches he way to calm
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@aDarkBlossom I literally grew a new jawline from eating pussy I’m drowning and she talm bout lemme sit on your face. I’m going to hospital.
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@Shawnteareeahh “Damn anything else?!” “YEEEEEE”
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@sarahlugor All y’all talking bout “I wAnNa swIm iN it jUsT tO sEe wHat iT fEels LiKe” ask my nigga Anakin what that shit feels like
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@1bronclair Collecting these bitches
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@bussykills @TeenyGhosts At that point just get your money up and get swole fuck this
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@MrDre_ Listen. Y’all alive and are about to get PAID. A lil water ain’t hurt nobody.
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@tylerEsqueHous @nerdcity Body dysmorphia is a villain...
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@raphousetv2 Look like the easy to draw nigga
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@J_Esco03 That “I dont love you” sent lightning through that man’s balls up into his stomach.
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3 years
@LACTAlD Compassion for people who are in that situation. For a lot of people it’s not as simple as making the decision to stop being homeless. There’s so many things required to have basic necessities that we overlook. A license, a mailing address, a way to contact people. 2/3
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@ZERONlUM This is my favorite
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@DailyLoud New wife, no social media outburst AND getting his adidas deal back?? Bro winning.
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3 years
@kiiingkrystal If you move half a centimeter that’s an extra 550. If you say ow, 700
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3 years
@LACTAlD I used to deal with this shit all the time when I was unhoused. I remember this officer left a ticket on my car; I had just come back from work. I moved to an empty lot and still got harassed. Even tho it is possible to get out of that situation, there needs to be a lot more 1/2
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@Exiledscoop3r This is pretty stupid. The story should simply be that this is a variant of Tony Stark who survived the events of Endgame, and since getting a taste of the infinity stones power, becomes obsessed with attaining power, plus being the only human to survive, his god complex -
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@TheDadBatch “Ready for these tentacles green zaddy??” 😮‍💨🤯
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@amyxluvv_ If you weigh more than me don’t hit me up 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@dtewill “They boutta turn my lights off boo”
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@LaySaintLaurent Loretta was a baddie back in the day 🔥
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@shannonsharpeee As a street nigga i know what both of these looks mean 😬
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@ifyouwereafo Man’s got every bitch on campus after this.
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@lordrih_ @asianting_ Don’t remember any of them showing their bare ass at an NBA game either.
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@AubriePesky I think these two tweets are related
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@simsimmaaz Bruh the old yt men at my job: It must be nice not to have any kids all your money goes to YOU. Me:
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@fckdtrump2024 @badgalsavv Nigga soon as he seen she got cheated on:
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@thelaurensmith_ Ebeniezer Jeremiah rn :
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@SWCozyCoffee Hardest Vader pic ive seen
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@SadSiren_ @a_sophistique Me, watching the terrorists be identified and lives ruined in the next few days:
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@RedLReviews The Winter Soldier, Infinity War and Endgame suits would like to talk
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@FloraAcetyra Starting with you please❤️
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@lilreaver22 @tize4PF Someone edit this with stretch marks 😮‍💨
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@ekkingdom Imagine how much more confidence he would have if he knew how to read.
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@Nobbie_OCs Rip Porkins
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@EverydayGrails Me at home sipping bourbon playing ps5* Her: baby I’m boutta be homeless. Me:
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@OvOBrezzzy Tweeted this like niggas aint leasing Challengers for 746.35 a month.
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@LACTAlD Not to mention having the peace of mind of having a home base to plan things from. I understand freeing up public walkways, but we can do better than this.
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@brandnewangell @asianting_ “That could’ve been us Uzi”
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@big_business_ Kim really said “I just think it’s funny how…”
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@TheRealJLarry @GumboSama Meanwhile she texting her dick appointment 🌚
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@starwarstufff Me at Disney studios if they do the unthinkable.
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@SKWAD7335 @dallas_comics The cape stays on during sex
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@DefaultReece Man RIP 😭
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3 years
@kandhiee Imagine losing the only person that actually cares about you and having to exist basically by yourself in a world full of snakes. That would break anybody.
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@kaikenzoe Idk my life is pretty great 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@sarahlugor And try to sell 3.99 Ali express shirts with their headass logo for $65
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@t_hoowww He’s very clearly working triceps, just needs to tighten up his form.
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@SpiderKnight_ak Its NWH level conspiracies again and I’m here for it.
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@CLTgirl82 Exhibit A lmao
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@1doriss Hey at least he communicated.
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@mixeduppasha @bussykills @TeenyGhosts Lmao but then their arms dont match up and they wind up looking like a sesame street character
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@justasisterfro2 Dogs are just reincarnated people. I hope I get to be one of those purse dogs..
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@chiquita_gi @asianting_ Or just communicate and stop leaving people to assume.
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@nahyuhleee Ma’am I go to the movie theaters to watch the movie, imma need you to calm down.
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@THEGANG80036393 @1hunnitdash1 You crazy just like her lmao
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@ShaeStyles_ Y’all really be thinking this is a personality trait, and a shining one at that.
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@TeeZeroHero Hey at least were the blueprint for what’s cool 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@bedroom_blues @butterbarrr Its the “look where that got ya” that does me in everytime.
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@slickjit You when he never replies back:
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@jiggyjayy2 Y’all must be staying in some ass air bnbs
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@jackharank Every woman that sees this post:
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@KingJameszn19 @asianting_ This is what’s killing me the most
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@sadee_jordann @_KvngFree_ @APopularNobody She walked away with a broken ankle??
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@ferroh2x The real tea is deleting your card after you order so they can’t get that shit back lol
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@sarahlugor Remembering printing out Mapquest directions and you better had not missed one turn lest you become the family embarrassment
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@BeeNasty_ @asianting_ She finna Trick Daddy you.
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@rufareeezus Same energy
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@NVxPRESS Me after i loaded up the straps and pre-paid my commissary
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@stfustar “I didn’t even hit the curb that hard”
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@sowhittit @iamstillpunch Could’ve kept this in the drafts sis.
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@RicoBanned She not really saying anything of substance. She tends to talk in circles it’s just the attitude y’all like.
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@calharrington03 @evnystfu Me: “make sure you sign a prenup next time”
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@juicyy__b Bf who drives 🤝 GF who gives accurate fucking directions
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@gminif33d Ayo leave Moze alone
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@masyochist @taiwothomas7 My ex had mental issues, used to put her hands on me at home and blow my phone up while I was at work. And I stayed to try and help her. I lost my job and had ptsd from the abuse. Staying with a person like that isn’t always the love story it’s made out to be.
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@trectrl When Michelle get the “it’s done” text
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@eyesack2007 @DiscussingFilm Lmaooo Druski gotta play Jumba
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@DefaultReece She was a baddie a long time ago but she been washed unfortunately
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@masyochist @taiwothomas7 I know. And I believe everyone deserves love, but if it’s too taxing on you, leave. The idea of staying is romantic yes, but the reality can have steep consequences
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@sosajax Yall sounds like Travis fans. I fw him too but i recognize when he wrong.
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@yungnatediggity We got a whole series on that called Breaking Bad
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