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@vlevhh

6 years

Imma tell y’all right the fuck now, if he isn’t willing to do shit like this for your kids, don’t have any with him.

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6 years

Am I the only one that thinks big rings like this are ugly.....?

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6 years

Everyone is freaked on North’s lipstick & I’m just wondering why the fuck Kim K can’t ever buy shoes that her feet fit in right. You know her toes are cold.

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6 years

Merry Christmas 🎄

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Lol I WISH postpartum depression was optional. There’s no darker place than that, I swear on my life. Being so ready to leave this world, with a little face looking at you, BEGGING you to stay strong for them. Weak? That was the STRONGEST shit I’ve ever done.

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ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE!

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6 years

Does anyone REALLY measure laundry soap, or do you just fill the cup until you feel it’s right? 🤨

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7 years

Out of your ass. If you’re so independent, don’t ask for shit from him, don’t ask for his help with things you think he should take care of-

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@vlevhh

7 years

I hate seeing girls bitch about their baby daddy’s being shit when he was shit before he even got her pregnant. Guess what? You LITERALLY looked at someone with toxic behavior and still thought it would be a good idea to have a child.

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@vlevhh

6 years

If you still support trump, & all of his bullshit, please block me. Unfollow me. Idc. If you are a MOTHER and can still support what he’s doing, if you can honestly look past what’s going on bc you somehow believe you’re more entitled to a country God has given us, you’re sick.

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7 years

Lmfaoooo YALL. I just woke up bc I heard a guys voice coming from my phone, and my daughter babbling away.... Addie had taken my phone and FaceTimed my old weed dealer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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7 years

Go ahead and do it all yourself, since you know, God gave you two arms and legs as well.

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6 years

How do you sit on Twitter & bash your bd every single day, just to turn around & get pregnant by him AGAIN askalsksjbswk 💀

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@vlevhh

7 years

Being a mom with social anxiety sucks so bad, my child will literally just act... like a child, be a little too loud, whine a bit, do anything I feel is slightly inconvenient for others around me, and I instantly go into a panic.

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7 years

Breaking up with a best friend is harder than breaking up with a partner. I hate feeling like I’ve lost a sister, but in all reality, I was chasing a one sided friendship that really wasn’t even valued by her in the 1st place.

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6 years

I thought some of y’all might need this just as much as I do 😭❤️

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@vlevhh

6 years

I feel like mom Twitter is all cliques, and I’m just the random one that chimes in here and there but no one pays attention to 🙃

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@vlevhh

7 years

Never in my life have I ever been proud of myself for anything, but man. This child I made is so precious and perfect and I’m proud as hell.

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6 years

Stop telling women who miscarry that it’s part of “gods plan” or “god did it for a reason”.

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5 years

Why does the female filter makes guys look hot as shit, but the male filter makes us all look like child molesters

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@vlevhh

6 years

Can I just have a mom friend who’s willing to go baby clothes shopping for things we don’t need, go on food dates, drink some good wine and cocktails to unwind from our crazy spawn, and lean on each other through parenting struggles? PLEEEAAASE

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6 years

Do you ever start loving on your baby, and you get an aching in your chest that just makes you wanna squeeze them to bits or bite them? or am I some kinda weirdo? 😂😂

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7 years

*kid gets hurt* Other moms- Baby! Are you okay? See, mommy said that’ll give you an owie, let’s go fix it. Me- See? Told your ass not to be doing that, suck it up, learn your lesson

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@vlevhh

6 years

Honey, ask yourself. Are my tweets REALLY about you? Or do YOU want them to be about you? You claim you’re living you best life, but lie detectors show that’s a lie, bc you can’t possibly be living your best life when you’re constantly stressing yourself out over me 🤡😬🤗

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6 years

I will NEVERRRRR understand a bitch that gets with a dude who’s a deadbeat to another child. How do you live with yourself? Bum ass bitches

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5 years

Me trying to seduce my man after instigating 4 different arguments over nothing

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6 years

Unpopular opinion I guess, but I actually think infant months are the hardest. Any little thing sets them off, but they can’t communicate with you. My toddler is crying 24/7, but at least I know it’s bc her cup is blue, not pink, and I have her the wrong fucking banana🤕

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@vlevhh

6 years

I’m at the store and this man was trying to look where my basket was so I moved for him and he goes “uh uh! Ladies first! Sweetheart, don’t you EVER move for a man, never ever. He moves for YOU” and I’m just saying his vieja better hold onto him right before I snatch him up

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7 years

I understand there was a time when I just wasn’t a good person and I’m sorry to everyone I hurt when I was hurting. I hate looking back and seeing how ugly I was at one point, but I’m also very thankful for being given the opportunity to grow into someone better.

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@vlevhh

6 years

So many pregnancy announcements lately, and I pray and hope that every single expecting mama has a happy, healthy, and enjoyable pregnancy. 🖤

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5 years

STORY TIME- so last night we were all getting ready for bed, Adelina was pretending to be on the phone with someone. When her dad asked her who she was talking to, she said “Lucy”. Keep in mind, we don’t know a single person named Lucy, there aren’t any kids in her class named-

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@vlevhh

7 years

Do y’all ever get into the mood to gut everything and deep clean, but right after you gut everything, you suddenly lose motivation and you’re stuck w/an even bigger mess than you started with? No? Just me? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@vlevhh

6 years

Mommin is hard, but I really want to remind my fellow mamas that these days won’t last forever. Someday, they’ll put themselves to sleep, and stay asleep. Someday, they’ll sit and tell you what’s wrong instead of screaming nonstop leaving you to figure it out on your own-

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@vlevhh

6 years

Your kid isn’t entitled to my child’s belongings, my kid doesn’t have to share if she doesn’t want to, and I won’t force her to. And I’m not sorry about it.

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6 years

alright folks, bring it on.. Unpopular opinion: parenting edition.

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6 years

If yall see me announcing another pregnancy in a couple months, congratulate me and minda ya business......

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7 years

I love pretty girls w/pretty attitudes & pretty souls.

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@vlevhh

7 years

PSA 🗣🗣I don’t owe you a fucking relationship with myself, or my children. My baby doesn’t know you? Show up more. My baby isn’t comfortable with you? Give her reason to be. You don’t know about my life? Call, text, come over, whatever, but do something!

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5 years

Misery is so loud. Happy women don’t compete with, or tear down other women.

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@vlevhh

6 years

Pinterest recipes are so annoying. I don’t give a fuck that this recipe tastes like your great-grandmas, or how your husband eats your ass every time you make it, Jennifer, just tell me how to make these god damn lemon bars and go.

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@vlevhh

6 years

Why is this weird? If you can’t trust your man, your child’s FATHER, wtf are you doing?

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@vlevhh

6 years

Becoming a mom just completely desensitizes you from the nasty things in life. I’m over here catching throw up in my hands, actual shit on my hands, spit up on my clothes, and I don’t even bat an eyelash.

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@vlevhh

6 years

When people say “becoming a mom has made me lose myself” they’re not joking. Like fr, you lose almost everything about yourself that you once thought you were. Your body, mind, personality, EVERYTHING just changes within a short time span.

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7 years

Why is motherhood such a competition? Raise your kids the best you can, raise them to not be jerks and to be happy w/what they have & u win

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@vlevhh

2 years

Not everyone will agree but idc, being good to your partner is part of being a good parent. Cheating on your partner, manipulating your partner, abusing your partner, putting their mental health through the wringer affects your children too!

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@vlevhh

6 years

In reference to Mac Miller’s death (RIP) and the blame aimed at Ariana, you are NOT obligated to stay with anyone who is not good for you, even if they’re suffering with mental illness, addiction, or even suicidal thoughts. Those are not your demons to conquer.

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6 years

I am so proud of the woman I am today. I am so proud of the mother I am today. I am all around proud of how far I have come and who I have grown into.

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7 years

I’ve noticed a good handful of the “cool Twitter moms” are really snobby, rude, and ugly-hearted, soooooo I’m cool in my lil corner

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@vlevhh

7 years

I’m not an unnecessarily mean person. I’m quick to clap back @ anyone w/something rude to say, but you’ll never see me be mean for no reason

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@vlevhh

6 years

“So WhEn ArE yOu GonNA tRy FoR ThE ThIRd?¿” Bitch, I have two kids who never stop, I don’t even have time to get my back blown out anymore, and people wonder why I’m always fucking grumpy 😭😂

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@vlevhh

6 years

Soooooo much unnecessary fucking plastic

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Fellas for just $6 you can make your girls day

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7 years

Best part of pregnancy is getting to raw bone your man, without worrying about a single thing 🙂

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7 years

Defend me in public, correct me in silence 👌

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@vlevhh

7 years

Do y’all know how dumb you look talking shit ab your s/o constantly, and yet staying in your shit relationship? Move on or shutup

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@vlevhh

6 years

You ever just look at someone and think “Damn bitch, you need some good dick so you can fucking relax”

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@vlevhh

7 years

My man could tell me I’m beautiful, sexy, special, this or that all day, but no better compliment is him telling me how awesome of a Mom I am to our child, or how proud of me he is as a person. THAT is what hits home.

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@vlevhh

6 years

I’ve never watched Sons Of Anarchy until recently, and I’m at the episode where Opie dies, && I don’t think a characters death has ever fucked me up so badly.

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7 years

My 15 month old daughter is on a whole other level of petty. She just got upset bc I wouldn’t give her my drink, so after unsuccessfully trying to throw a fit, hit me, and bite me, she suddenly got calm, looked me dead in the eye, reached down & unplugged my charger & walked away

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@vlevhh

6 years

Idk about y’all, but if for whatever reason tomorrow this country became too dangerous to raise my children in, I’d break the law in a heartbeat to seek asylum & a better life for me and my babies. No question. Don’t even dare deny that you’d do the same.

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@vlevhh

6 years

Addie stood in front of a tree and said “mommy, I like my shirt, can you take my picture?” So you KNOW I took the picture 🥰

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@vlevhh

7 years

*In Facebook Mom group* “Hey y’all, my 7 mo has been on fire for about 20 min now, his body isn’t completely disintegrated, should I see if he puts himself out or take him into the ER? No rude comments please!”

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6 years

I beg that my kids aren’t taken before I am, because I’d never recover. I wouldn’t even care to walk this earth, without them, I’m truly nothing.

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6 years

BREASTFEEDING MOMS!!!!! If y’all are ever wondering what you can use for a quick supply boost, try champurrado. I seriously had one cup and I’ve been so full all night and all day yesterday. 😭🤘

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7 years

I have my hard days as a mom. They don't make me any less of a mother, and they don't define the love I have for my child. I'm human, too.

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7 years

You don't find mom twitter, you pop out a baby and they smell your fear and find you

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@vlevhh

6 years

People constantly say “be the bigger person. At least do your part” UH NO. NO. IM DONE WITH THAT SHIT! You disrespect me, my man, or our family, you WILL NOT get any respect from me. You don’t deserve SHIT from me. FOH.

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6 years

I understand we’re all adults, and I definitely get that we all have busy lives, BUT I’m a firm believer in being able to make time for people you truly love and care about.

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6 years

I’m begging everyone to please keep my Amelia in your prayers and thoughts tonight. She’s suddenly become very very ill and memorial is going to transfer us to Valley Children’s because she needs more intensive care.

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6 years

I can’t relate to all the Father’s Day negativity.... I have an awesome man who goes above and beyond for me and our children. Always helping, never complaining, and never doing the bare minimum. I must’ve really got lucky with this one 🤘

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I’m nothing without my man. We both had been so lost in life before each other and it’s awesome being with someone who’s willing to grow with you in every aspect. We’ve been through hell and back and it’s made us strong and secure. Love this man🧡

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@vlevhh

6 years

If you’re bilingual, and fail to teach your children that second language, ESPECIALLY Spanish, you’re letting down your child in sooooo many ways.

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@vlevhh

6 years

You ever pull out the back of your baby’s diaper to check for shit, and indeed dip your finger into that shit? 🤕

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@vlevhh

6 years

You know what really irks me? When people criticize Adelina for the things she’s interested in. My baby girl LOVES trucks, dinosaurs, bugs, dirt, pretending to so handy work with her dad, and people have been saying “oh no, baby, that’s for boys!” Like can you NOT be so ignorant?

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5 years

When he’s getting on your god damn nerves but you’re horny

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6 years

People love to say that a clingy child with never be independant, but I just read in my textbook for child development that a clingy child is actually more likely to stray because they find security from attachment in their mother, making them a secure base for their exploration

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@vlevhh

6 years

On Wednesday’s, we wear pumping bras.

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6 years

My littlest loves🌿

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@vlevhh

6 years

You can BUY a home, have the biggest, newest cars, and aaaaaall the money in the world, & STILL not be prepared for kids. I’m killin the mommy game without basing it on money and material things 🤷🏻‍♀️🙂

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@vlevhh

6 years

“Was it really my fault?” asked the Short Skirt “No, it happened with me, too” replied the Burka. The diaper in the corner couldn’t even speak.... -Darshan Mondkar

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@vlevhh

6 years

Did any of y’all have dreams about your baby before they were born? Did you predict what they’d look like, or the gender?

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6 years

My sweet baby🌻

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@vlevhh

7 years

Y’all are mad annoying, social media posts DO NOT define a relationship. He can post you every minute & still be entertaining a bitch, y’all have your relationship priorities TWISTED.

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I told my bd “tell your gf to stop stalking my ig, it’s weird” He said “who?” And this bitch thinks she’s special 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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6 years

To any of my followers who don’t know what it’s like coming into a Hispanic household as a guest, I’ve been here for less than 10 min and have been offered fresh coffee, juice, water, soda, homemade tortillas, four different types of food, a blanket, three different -

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@vlevhh

6 years

All shade and offense intended, you don’t have the right to call yourself a mom if you’re seen with a beer more often than your kids, chasing dick instead of worrying about your kids, or just straight up unable to grow up & take responsibility as a parent.

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7 years

If you let your kids go to bed all dirty, stinky, and stinky, you suck. Would you sleep like that? What’s so hard about cleaning up ur kids?

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7 years

I don’t understand the moms that spend so much money on name brand clothes for their babies/toddlers. It’s just not always worth it to me.... I’ll splurge on key pieces, but for the most part I find stylish things at Carter’s, Walmart, target, etc.

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7 years

@MrsGingerella Girl. Thank you 🙌🙌

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7 years

I feel like it takes so much more energy to be rude and talk shit, don’t you get tired of being so negative about E V E R Y T H I N G???????

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Y’all ever meet a girl who pretends to be your friend but you just FEEL those sneaky ass vibes and jealous energy? Especially when they throw the shade in the most subtle ways? Ugh 😂

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6 years

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine☀️

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6 years

The fact that y’all care this much about her is awkward.

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@vlevhh

6 years

I don’t understand why it’s considered polite to have to greet and hug every single person at a gathering. My anxiety can’t handle this. People are in my bubble. I’m not okay 🥵

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I know my grown ass feels like crying when I’m frustrated and unable to properly communicate how I’m feeling, could you imagine a baby who doesn’t even begin to understand how to do so? And y’all think it’s okay to just run to a belt for it. Fuck that.

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6 years

Mine knows how to say her ABC’s, count to 30, sing every nursery rhyme known to man, colors, shapes, and almost everything in between BECAUSE she knows how to work my phone 😬

lil' dip 🍯

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6 years

No offense but my kid will not have a tablet or be given a phone to stay entertained.. kids these days know how to work electronics before knowing their ABC’s and that’s just crazy to me

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Why do people feel the need to comment on me having two babies so close in age? Do you buy diapers? Wipes? Clothes? Food? Cause if you’re willing to, lemme know so i can save my money, THEN make your shitty stupid comments 🙃

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@vlevhh

6 years

Don’t get me wrong, I understand we’re all busy adults and have our own lives, but people make time for those that they truly care for. Actions speak loud and clear to me when people who live in the same town have yet to meet my kids, but claim to be a friend. MISS ME W/THAT.

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6 years

Do you ever just sit back and marvel at the fact that you created a whole human being? Like wow. I’m truly blessed, I created a life, a PERSON with my own body. I’m a certified badass 💪🤗

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I fucking swear on everything if I see the working mom vs sahm argument one more time I’m gonna pop off. It’s all fucking hard okay? We’re all working to do our best, OKAY? We’re all battling our own struggles and we’re all trying to be the best fucking moms we can, OOOKKAYYY??

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6 years

I think mom twitter legitimately makes up arguments in their head and posts it just for the attention and entertainment. Never once have I actually seen a mom on here say you’re a shit mom for formula feeding, having a c-section, etc.

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