As my old rival Greg nears me in followers, you must know I can no longer be THE wizard if I am not the most followed wizard.
That means, yup, you guessed it. I will die.
Who will you choose in the
#GregWizardWar
? Remember, a follow for Greg is a vote for the Wizard to die...
On behalf of everyone in the Department of Alchemy, I find it necessary to publicly state that we condemn the decision of Wizard NATO to turn Woman Mage into a lobster on International Women's Day.
Tune in on Sept. 14 at 7 a.m. PT for a
#NintendoDirect
livestream featuring roughly 40 minutes of information focused on
#NintendoSwitch
games releasing this winter.
Watch it live here:
Did you know? The Vile Alchemist has a copy of the Wise Wizard. He keeps him in a cramped metal cage to perform unethical spells on, including, but not limited to: Cringe Extraction, Roblox Imbuement (?) Chicken Fingers
The Wizard Council is after my head for my crimes in Wizard NATO. I am expecting I will soon have no choice but to come face to face with their top agent Herner Wimble
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