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@vickyallover

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We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us. Just fucking look.

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Joined August 2012
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@vickyallover
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Christ on a bike!
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@vickyallover
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Cut my life into pieces
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Letโ€™s see the #RaabReport
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@vickyallover
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Had a customer in tonight moaning that the tyre pressure machine was free but now we charge 50p. I shrugged and said โ€œthatโ€™s inflationโ€ and he didnโ€™t even laugh why do I even bother?
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@vickyallover
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Painstakingly sucked all the chocolate off a Penguin to prove to my workmate that they are not, in fact, โ€œBourbon biscuits with the writing on and everythingโ€.
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@vickyallover
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@PoliticsForAlI @thetimes Soo the police will be overwhelmed by making misogyny a crime but monitoring thousands upon thousands of twitter accounts is no problem? Cool.
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@vickyallover
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National service?
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@vickyallover
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Just stumbled across a Reddit AMA with James Corden and I am crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@NewsForAllUK This is heartbreaking. The level of desperation to hand your child to a total stranger in the hope they will have a better life is beyond comprehension.
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@_DHOTYA Only thing flat Earthers fear is sphere itself.
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Maybe she saved the best fellator.
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole I feel like thereโ€™s mortar this story.
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@vickyallover
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@marti81_16 I canโ€™t argue with that. I shouldโ€™ve waited for it to dry before I took the pic though. That is weird.
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@vickyallover
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@NoContextBrits 2p machine. Not to be confused with 10p machines, but theyโ€™re only for the middle classes.
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@_DHOTYA @BurgerKingUK โ€œDo you want lies with that?โ€
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@vickyallover
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@mrjamesob Like Jimmy Saville leaving your hospital room and then hearing the sound of a didgeridoo down the hallway.
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@vickyallover
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Whoโ€™s going to tell him?
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Is that why you made her a Lord?
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Why did Gillette her in?
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@vickyallover
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@piersmorgan You withdrew pretty sharpish when you got bollocked by a weatherman. Itโ€™s almost as if you donโ€™t like successful women of colour.
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@NoContextBrits Every northern person:
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Has he been looking at her whole again?
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Wife: โ€œWhoโ€™s that?โ€ You: โ€œBeats meโ€
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@vickyallover
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Well played, Adidas ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@vickyallover
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@NewsForAllUK @Independent Only one man for the job.
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Smashed a few back doors in, have you?
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole You should try to avoid multiple cavities.
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@NoContextBrits Every northerner:
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@vickyallover
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@JimMFelton How not to be poor: simply scrounge off your parents. Mortgage-payers HATE this one simple trick!
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Why did Gillette it get to that stage?
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Your wife will be pleased.
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Remember 30 seconds ago when none of us knew this? Life was better then.
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@vickyallover
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@Dave34402840804 And now Iโ€™m banned from the SeaLife centre.
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@fesshole What do you want, a plaque?
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@vickyallover
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@RishiSunak A loan. Youโ€™re describing a loan. Not a discount.
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@fesshole I would argue that it takes immense strength to put your partner before yourself in this way and in such an awful situation โค๏ธ
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@fesshole If you just relax and take deep breaths, her hand should go in pretty easily.
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@fesshole Someday your prints will come.
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@fesshole Sheโ€™s saving the best fellator.
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole But other than that, you check a lot of boxes.
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@vickyallover
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Iโ€™d be waking up with a 9 year old this morning, but instead I shall walk to the cemetery and lay flowers and balloons on a granite slab that bears her name, and pop to give her sister a kiss who is buried nearby. Life is incomprehensibly cruel sometimes. ๐Ÿ’”
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@fesshole MournHub
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@fesshole Good youโ€™re not gonna Dyson.
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@fesshole Had my โ€˜fuck ticket toutsโ€™ pitchfork ready, but this went in an unexpectedly wholesome direction.
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Gymโ€™ll fix it.
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Bit of a pain in the arse after youโ€™d sorted all that.
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@vickyallover
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Threesome? If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time Iโ€™d have a conversation with my parents. #NakedAttraction
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@fesshole Just swallow it, were you saving it fellator?
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Yes, block. Have to wade through crypto bros and OnlyFlaps bots before I can get to my beloved pun people.
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Playing Brevilleโ€™s advocate here, but I think she knows.
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole And it makes the bus ride really awkward for the other passengers.
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@vickyallover
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Just a reminder that thereโ€™s a known nonce walking around freely whilst being protected by our money. #undercoverpolice
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@fesshole You have to draw the line somewhere.
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@vickyallover
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@AITA_reddit NTA, how did she think it was going to play out?
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@fesshole Shouldโ€™ve saved it fellator.
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Sounds like you have quite the track record.
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@fesshole Shouldโ€™ve driven more Caerphilly.
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@vickyallover
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WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN VOTING FOR JAMES I WANT A WORD. #ImACeleb
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@vickyallover
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They met on Timber.
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UK news: Man arrested for having sex with tree in busy park
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@fesshole Saved the best fellator?
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@fesshole He might have an STi.
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole Of all the words you could have used, that was definitely some of them.
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@vickyallover
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@JimMFelton Weโ€™re all in agreement he was the one that asked about the shade of the baby, yes?
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@fesshole Could have been an Escort.
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@fesshole Oi, you forgot to pay at theโ€ฆ
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@fesshole Unbereavable.
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@fesshole I donโ€™t have this problem, I only drink smaller.
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@fesshole Novel way to get revenge.
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@fesshole Not going to grow many apple trees at the cider the road.
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@ladbible Give him everything. Whatever her wants, let him have it, he saved so many lives. True selfless act of heroism.
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@ladbible James Corden, dead.
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@vickyallover
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@ladbible Go for it.
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@vickyallover
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@fesshole That was two wasted tips that night.
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@vickyallover
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@JasonPJones09 @ladbible That was a different time of my life and Iโ€™m not prepared to discuss it ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@fesshole Should have saved the other guy fellator.
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@vickyallover
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@supertanskiii Iโ€™ve had to make this decision and switch off my daughterโ€™s life support. I was so grateful for the care, dignity and professionalism the NHS showed to us both. I feel so much for the mother, itโ€™s truly the worst position to be in but she is being used for religious propaganda.
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@fesshole Guess gym didnโ€™t fix it for youโ€ฆ
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Canโ€™t take him anywhere ffs.
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@fesshole What if they get charged?
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@vickyallover
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Havenโ€™t been pregnant for 5 1/2 years but for ยฃ30k for 3 hrs work Iโ€™ll force some full cream outta these fuckers. #BreastFeedingMyBoyfriend
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Itโ€™s just 200 comments asking why heโ€™s such an arsehole ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Did we all bake bread during the first lockdown? I fucking didnโ€™t I bought my bread from the shop like a normal person. #thismorning
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@vickyallover
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@NoContextBrits โ€œIs thatโ€ฆโ€ฆ?โ€ โ€œIs it fuck mateโ€
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@fesshole Gordon Scamsey.
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