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A bot that mashes together romance novel excerpts and dank video game memes. DM me with suggestions. Made by @lizardengland

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7 years

He slowly leaned down to kiss her, long and lush. "It's not the only thing I'm good at." Her eyelids flickered at the erotic promise in the words, and she said, softly, "Crunch is always a failure of project management."

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7 years

He sucked on the lobe of one ear, long and lingering until she groaned her pleasure, her hands stroking across his chest, down his torso. "My uncle works at Nintendo." she whispered.

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"Daniel, I..." "Tell me," he whispered harshly. He needed to know. "All games are political."

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The man at her side slid one finger down the outside of her arm, sending a shiver of pleasure through her and drawing her attention. "This is the Dark Souls of kissing."

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He pressed a long, lingering kiss on her extended wrist, the hitch in her breath at the touch a reward in itself. He whispered his words to her skin. "Coming up we have a frame-perfect trick."

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7 years

His gaze was on her, intent and unmoving and, while he had not moved, it seemed as though he had grown larger, more looming. "How can I make this night more satisfying for you, my lady?" The soft question set her heart racing and her stomach turning. "Git gud."

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His gaze was on her, intent and unmoving and, while he had not moved, it seemed as though he had grown larger, more looming. "How can I make this night more satisfying for you, my lady?" The soft question set her heart racing. "You must construct additional pylons."

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6 years

"Daniel, I..." "Tell me," he whispered harshly. He needed to know. "Nanomachines, son."

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7 years

He watched her as she struggled under the weight of the pleasure, teasing her with his words as much as his fingers. "There's a GOG sale tomorrow."

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7 years

Adam pulled back just barely, just enough to whisper against her lips, "It's video games not videogames."

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One of his hands slid to her cheek, thumb brushing away the salted track. "I adore you but," he whispered, hesitating. "Does this come with a preorder bonus?"

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6 years

She cried out her frustration. "William..." He kissed the side of her neck, whispered in her ear. "Help me get through the water temple."

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6 years

He pressed closer to him and a gave a long sigh at his ear, before whispering, "God mode activated."

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6 years

"Elisabeth." She couldn't look up at them. "Elisabeth. Look at me." With a sigh, she did, meeting their gaze as they spoke firmly. "Khajit has wares."

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"Elisabeth." She couldn't look up at him. "Look at me." With a sigh, she did, meeting his gaze as he spoke firmly. "Do a barrel roll!"

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He lifted the hand that was covering her breasts and slipped one finger into his mouth, licking the pad delicately before scraping it gently between his teeth. "Oh..." She sighed, her gaze rapt on his lips. "A game from your Steam wishlist is on sale."

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He pressed a kiss to the soft skin at the base of her neck. She gasped his name. He scraped his teeth across the soft lobe of one ear until she shivered in his arms. "Talk to me." "If you pick up speed and back up into this wall you can clip out of bounds."

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7 years

"Laurence..." she whispered, afraid that she might break the spell of pleasure. She closed her eyes. He lifted his head, and she hated him for stopping. "Blood for the Blood God."

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7 years

His leg pressed distractingly against her own, his gaze, a mosaic of color that hid his thoughts so very well. She swallowed, hesitated, then said the only thing she could think to say. "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!"

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6 years

With one final kiss, Michael let go of her hand, holding her gaze as he leaned toward her. When he spoke, his words were more air than sound as they brushed softly over the skin of her temple. "Blood for the Blood God."

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He pressed a kiss to the soft skin at the base of her neck. She gasped his name. He scraped his teeth across the soft lobe of one ear until she shivered in his arms. "Talk to me." "You sunk my battleship."

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7 years

"Cecilia." She couldn't look up at him. "Look at me." With a sigh, she did, meeting his gaze as he spoke firmly. "Ludonarrative dissonance."

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7 years

He clasped her wrist, staying her movement, turning her to face him, to meet his unflinching gaze. "Port your game to Linux."

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She pressed a kiss to the soft skin at the base of her neck. She gasped her name. She scraped her teeth across the soft lobe of one ear until she shivered in her arms. "Talk to me." "I can't pay you but I can offer you revenue share when we ship."

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7 years

"Charles..." she whispered, afraid that she might break the spell of pleasure. She closed her eyes. He lifted his head, and she hated him for stopping. "Subscribe to my twitch channel."

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7 years

When he groaned, long and lovely, she leaned forward and kissed his cheek softly, whispering against his skin, "I main Hanzo. And I never switch."

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7 years

Helen shook her head. She knew the words were a lie even as she said them. "Lootboxes are fine if they are just cosmetics."

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7 years

He was surprised by the timid words, barely audible in the silent room. For a moment, he thought he had misheard her, but a crimson flush raged across her face as she repeated herself. "First, I have to explain what a half A-press is."

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7 years

"Gregory?" His name pulled him from his reverie. "What now?" He met her smoldering blue eyes. "A weapon to surpass Metal Gear."

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6 years

“For the Horde!”

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He lifted his hand from the fountain, touching her cheek with his cool, wet fingertips. She closed her eyes at the sensation. "The human eye can only see 30 fps." she whispered.

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6 years

Her gaze was on her, intent and unmoving and, while she had not moved, it seemed as though she had grown larger, more looming. "How can I make this night more satisfying for you, Hannah?" The soft question set her heart racing. "Tighten up the graphics on level 3."

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7 years

The tears came then, and without hesitation, he reached for her, pulling her into his arms, and said, "The writer will do something."

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He pressed a kiss to the soft skin at the base of her neck. She gasped his name. He scraped his teeth across the soft lobe of one ear until she shivered in his arms. "Talk to me." "Graphics 8/10."

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6 years

"Jasper, I..." "Tell me," he whispered harshly. He needed to know. "This cutscene is unskippable."

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The breath of his words caressed her in a way that made her want nothing more than to close the scant distance between them and take the kiss she yearned for. "Anime was a mistake"

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7 years

He set a soft kiss to her forehead, smoothing the lines there, pulling her tightly into his arms before continuing. "Crunch is always a failure of project management."

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7 years

His gaze was on her, intent and unmoving and, while he had not moved, it seemed as though he had grown larger, more looming. "How can I make this night more satisfying for you, my lady?" The soft question set her heart racing. "Do a barrel-roll!"

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Owen pressed a long, lingering kiss on her extended wrist, the hitch in her breath at the touch a reward in itself. He whispered his words to her skin. "You've activated my trap card."

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6 years

Horace pressed a long, lingering kiss on her extended wrist, the hitch in her breath at the touch a reward in itself. He whispered his words to her skin. "Remember Neogaf?"

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7 years

He lifted his hand from the fountain, touching her cheek with his cool, wet fingertips. She closed her eyes at the sensation. "You have two Action Points remaining." she whispered.

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7 years

"You are everything I could desire but," he said, taking her restless hands into his own and allowing his voice to deepen. "What's your DPS?"

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"Adam..." she whispered, afraid that she might break the spell of pleasure. She closed her eyes. He lifted his head, and she hated him for stopping. "Pay me in bitcoin."

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"You are everything I could desire but," they said, taking her restless hands into their own and allowing their voice to deepen. "Assuming direct control."

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6 years

"Sophia." She couldn't look up at him. "Sophia. Look at me." With a sigh, she did, meeting his gaze as he spoke firmly. "Preorder for an exclusive in-game bonus."

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Ian pressed a long, lingering kiss on her extended wrist, the hitch in her breath at the touch a reward in itself. He whispered his words to her skin. "How do I enable the mini-map?"

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7 years

All he wanted was to learn Elisabeth. To be the one to show her pleasure. To be the one to teach her to take it for herself. "Tell me what you want," he whispered. She blushed, closing her eyes. "Fuck me, Pac-Man."

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6 years

Prudence exhaled, as though she’d been holding her breath for an age, and reached for them, her fingertips brushing along their jaw, pushing a lock of hair behind their ear. "If you have coin, Khajit has wares."

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Still trying to put the evening before—the way she’d touched him and kissed him and whispered his name in the darkness—out of his mind, but he could not deny her words. "Can't let you do that Star Fox."

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Gregory leaned over her, claiming her mouth until her hands were tangled in his hair, and she was pressing up against him. Only then did he lift his lips from hers and whisper, "It's pronounced 'jif'."

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"Caroline." She couldn't look up at him. "Look at me." With a sigh, she did, meeting his gaze as he spoke firmly. "Preorder for an exclusive in-game bonus."

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6 years

"David, I..." "Tell me," he whispered harshly. He needed to know. "Make love to me like you're Luigi."

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"Daniel..." she whispered, afraid that she might break the spell of pleasure. She closed her eyes. He lifted his head, and she hated him for stopping. "Let's speedrun this."

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The man at her side slid one finger down the outside of her arm, sending a shiver of pleasure through her and drawing her attention. "Chainmail bikinis are historically inaccurate and physically unsafe."

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He wrapped her in his arms, pulling her tightly against him, loving the way she felt, soft where he was hard, silk where he was steel. When she finally pulled back from the kiss, her lips, swollen and pink, parted sweetly and curved around her words. "It's hiiiiiigh noon!"

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All he wanted was to learn Charity. To be the one to show her pleasure. To be the one to teach her to take it for herself. "Tell me what you want," he whispered. She blushed, closing her eyes. "Donate to my patreon."

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”Tell me,” he asked, his voice thick with lust. He pulled her body tighter against him. “Tell me what you want.” She lowered her emerald eyes to his lips and whispered her erotic demand. “Vote.”

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He was surprised by the timid words, barely audible in the silent room. For a moment, he thought he had misheard her, but a crimson flush raged across her face as she repeated herself. "Press X to Jason."

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He was surprised by the timid words, barely audible in the silent room. For a moment, he thought he had misheard her, but a crimson flush raged across her face as she repeated herself. "Twine isn't a real game engine."

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She wrapped him in her arms, pulling his tightly against her, loving the way he felt, soft where she was hard, silk where she was steel. She whispered in his ear, "Sierra games were better than LucasArts."

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When she lifted her hand to her cheek, Helen was very grateful for her bravery, her warm hand a welcome temptation. And then she spoke, the words on a whisper. "Gotta go fast!"

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Philip leaned over her, claiming her mouth until her hands were tangled in his hair, and she was pressing up against him. Only then did he lift his lips from hers and whisper, "I am Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate."

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She cried out her frustration. "Jasper..." He kissed the side of her neck, whispered in her ear. "I wish I was at home playing video games."

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He was very close. Too close, leaning in, lowering his voice to a whisper, the breath of his words against the arch of her cheek heightening her nervousness. She did not breathe, too focused on what he would say next. "Another settlement needs your help"

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She closed her eyes against a wave of embarrassment. For a moment, he thought she wouldn’t reply. And then her shoulders rose and fell on a deep breath, and she said, "FALCON PUNCH!"

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With one final kiss, Laurence let go of her hand, holding her gaze as he leaned toward her. When he spoke, his words were more air than sound as they brushed softly over the skin of her temple. "A fee does not stop people with awful games and ideas, just people without $100."

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He pressed a kiss to the soft skin at the base of her neck. She gasped his name. He scraped his teeth across the soft lobe of one ear until she shivered in his arms. "Talk to me." "Graphics 8/10."

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His lips were so close to her own that she could feel the light touch of his breath on her skin. Her eyes fluttered closed and she waited on tenterhooks ... all her senses screaming as he whispered, "Nanomachines, son."

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He lifted her chin and pressed a single, soft kiss on her lips, trying not to notice when she leaned into the touch, when she breathed a little sigh as he lifted his head a touch. "Paint Warhammer miniatures with me."

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Anthony placed his hand on the edge of the table, close enough to touch her, and the lingering caress was too slow to be a mistake. She snapped her hand back from the pleasant sensation. "Objection!"

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When he groaned, long and lovely, she leaned forward and kissed his cheek softly, whispering against his skin, "Space. Space. I'm in space. SPAAAAAAACE!"

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Michael leaned over her, claiming her mouth until her hands were tangled in his hair, and she was pressing up against him. Only then did he lift his lips from hers and whisper, "This is the Dark Souls of romance."

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He scraped his teeth over her skin, sending a shiver of delight through her. She gasped her answer, "This could be a multiplayer game with a couple of hours' work."

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He pressed a kiss to the soft skin at the base of his neck. He gasped his name. He scraped his teeth across the soft lobe of one ear until he shivered in his arms. "Talk to me." "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

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He watched her as she struggled under the weight of the pleasure, teasing her with his words as much as his fingers. "I was an adventurer too, until I took an arrow to the knee."

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When he groaned, long and lovely, she leaned forward and kissed his cheek softly, whispering against his skin, "Screenshot saved."

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His gaze was on her, intent and unmoving and, while he had not moved, it seemed as though he had grown larger, more looming. "How can I make this night more satisfying for you, my lady?" The soft question set her heart racing. "Will you join my DnD group?"

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He pressed closer to her and a gave a long sigh at her ear, before whispering, "What if Zelda was a girl?."

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"What are you going to do?" He was so close, she could smell him, bergmot and cedar, and she paused at the sensation of his breath brushing over the skin of her cheek. "360noscope."

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All he wanted was to learn Phillipa. To be the one to show her pleasure. To be the one to teach her to take it for herself. "Tell me what you want," he whispered. She blushed, closing her eyes. "Press F to pay your respects."

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He was surprised by the timid words, barely audible in the silent room. For a moment, he thought he had misheard her, but a crimson flush raged across her face as she repeated herself. "Achievement Unlocked!"

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"Gregory, I..." "Tell me," he whispered harshly. He needed to know. "The human eye can only see 30 fps."

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The instant he felt her lips touch his own, feather soft, Bourne couldn't stop himself from returning the kiss, from reveling in it. Helen pulled away and replied, "For this much gameplay $20 is a ripoff. Worth $5 maybe don't be so greedy."

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When he lifted his mouth from hers, she had lost all strength. His next words pierced through her sensual haze. "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!"

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When he groaned, long and lovely, Adam leaned forward and kissed his cheek softly, whispering against his skin, "Are you a kid or a squid?"

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He was close to her now, close enough to reach out and touch her, to run his finger down the pale, smooth skin of her cheek. When he lifted his hand to do that, she edged away, her words whispering through his mind. "But is it backwards compatible?"

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Her lips were warm and firm, and the feeling of them so wonderful that all thought escaped them even as Mason pulled away and said, "Do you even lift?"

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He understood, his gaze turning predatorial. He, the hunter. She, the prey. And then he said, "afk brb"

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"Elisabeth." She couldn't look up at him. "Look at me." With a sigh, she did, meeting his gaze as he spoke firmly. "You've unlocked New Game+."

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Her eyes fluttered closed as a wave of embarrassment coursed through her. He turned her around, setting his hands to the laces of her stays, his words hot and soft against her ear. "Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A."

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