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@veryjord
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3 months
@markgoldbridge Played Newport, Coventry and Wigan, it's not that deep.
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3 months
@City_Chief Best Team in Europe - knocked out before the Semi's?? Make it make sense???😂 😂
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7 months
@PeteSpencer007 It's not a slippery path. It's an authoritive stance on poor journalism. It was lauded with greatness when Sir Alex did it, now it's ten Hag you want to walk out?! Jog on! This club is the only reason you have a job!!
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5 months
@BladeoftheS That price of £50m is made up, the crown logo on all correspondence will be phased in, it costs very little digitally to change. Everything else is over a period of time, that price is false!
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3 months
@TheFlatEartherr No!! You must drive in the winter only.
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6 months
@GarethDavies007 All incorrect.
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2 months
@LeahRayAFC The 2nd way you'll catch aids this year
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4 months
@slazzyvest @MetCC What have we learned from this post? 1. @MikeyCycling is being a good citizen, he annoys people who think they are above the law. 2. Just one person thinks he's a nonce and everyone else jumps on the bandwagon. 3. He doesn't wear a helmet, it's not the law. END
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4 months
@SholaMos1 It's time you shut up.
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5 months
@centredevils @TheAthleticFC Breaks after he realises Dan Ashworth is coming in
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6 months
@markgoldbridge Shame on you bud. I also blame you for the Russia/Ukraine conflict since you said Arshavin was overrated.
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5 months
@centredevils @MailSport Bin him off. I don't have the energy for his immaturity.
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2 months
@Ericdun19416783 Stop trying to gaslight Eric, find some real problems in life. The Prince attending a football match should not be seen as anything other than that.
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3 months
@ShannonCam82757 Honestly, I'm fed up of you all talking lies. This is an old image from 2013. Read the article and tell me Shannon isn't gaslighting us all!
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6 months
@TPointUK Have you ever thought that those 2 colours fit your racist narrative, and that red and green make up 90% of all fireworks!?
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4 months
@SholaMos1 A voice is a privilege, silence is a privelege - you deserve neither!
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2 months
@mufcMPB @ncustisTheSun @ncustisTheSun has less integrity than a transgender abortion.
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7 months
@mufcMPB @lauriewhitwell So no extra will be paid then!! 😂
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3 months
@centredevils @MikeKeegan_DM Alright....so what's with the picture of OT?
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3 months
@AshleaSimonBF I just wanted to point out that this isn't typical across all schools in the UK but yes may be true in somewhere like Lambeth. 1. London is proud of its diversity, 2. This was the affect of Mayor's Generations ago, 3. The only point you are proving is that you are racist.
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3 months
@PaulMills694 @markgoldbridge So, we've had one tough game on the way to the final.
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2 months
@AnnaVanhof44726 Fake post. No video
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5 months
@samuelluckhurst I think if we really dig into this, he was dropped actually against Newport. So whether you think he was should be dropped vs Wolves, I'm confident this is why he was 'absent'!!
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7 months
@mavery_bhafc Brilliant tackle
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5 months
@BladeoftheS Ofgem are in on it. You think they don't make money from these profits. Systems corrupt, we need a model like France where profit and charge rates are capped to help the consumer. It's a joke.
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@SkySportsNews I actually rate this...hear me out. It's a voluntary redundancy meaning, you will be paid if you leave, if you choose to stay that's fine also. They want to know who is up for the new structure, discipline that will be put in place and new standards. If you're not on board,
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6 months
@Joey7Barton Does their sexual preference offend you Joseph?? If you'd have said "get the women back on" it would at least have had some sense of irony...but your bigotry is clearly the main factor behind your hatred! Sad little man!
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6 months
@Belonwuedu @nocontextfm1 WTF is this pixelated mess? Championship Manager 3? 😂
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6 months
@BladeoftheS Real butter is cheaper, healthier and more delicious...so choose wisely!!
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6 months
@TheElitePundit Imagine if Gareth Bale behaved this way @realmadrid , they still hated him, even though he went on to win 5 @ChampionsLeague . We need to be more ruthless!
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6 months
@mufcMPB @reluctantnicko This will keep happening until we balance our books. Anyone above £250k per week is at risk!
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2 years
This is exactly what Twitter is about. Opinions and thoughts!! This is NOT BBC World News!! If you don't like what @realsavanti brings, shame on you!!
@realsavanti
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Please unfollow, if you need others to tell you what to think/believe. Please unfollow, if you think I'm a journalist/reporter. Please unfollow, if you think I'm ITK. Please unfollow, if you want share negativity and hate. Please unfollow, if you don't understand realsavanti.
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7 months
@UniverseIce 12 objects? My Roomba can identify 25!! 😭😭
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4 months
@Malachians Not even a yellow card given, shouldn't matter the 99th minute or 9th.
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2 years
Either the tears of losing Sadio Mane, or the tears of replacing him with Darwin! 😂 😂 😂
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Liverpool Fc : "Dear Sadio Mane"
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@KennyCrowe9 @danwootton If you can't see that's Kate you should probably ask your mum who your real dad is!
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2 months
@Ericdun19416783 She also has the best medics and support system in the world. Why is he not allowed to spend an evening enjoying a football match? Because it doesn't suit your narrative that we are being lied to? You're such a little man.
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@KieranMaguire That is disgusting
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5 months
@AmyGabe4 Rawwwww
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5 months
@TeleFootball @JBurtTelegraph It is ONLY moral to keep the cash for the investment they've had for 13 years in 1 player. The club made the player, they didn't make the person. @TeleFootball poor take!
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3 months
@BladeoftheS False information!
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2 months
@sondesix They compare it to the +, we all look at the S24u
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3 months
@iHateApplee All iPhone users listen to Taylor Swift. They deserve to be sad!
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4 months
@markgoldbridge Mainoo, Bruno, Mount pivot then.
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4 months
@markgoldbridge This blue kit that you're wearing the shorts of hit really hard!! 🔥
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7 months
@UTD_Kem You don't speak for me!
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5 months
@Muppetiers Absolutely none of these two! Someone with top DoF experience!
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6 months
@Joey7Barton @GNev2 Joey, did your parents not hug you as a child! Explains a lot
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5 months
@centredevils @TheAthleticFC Great. Glad it's happening early doors!! Get rid of these weak mentality players!
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3 months
@sussexsuccess Get a life you pathetic virgin!
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6 months
@mufcMPB @NizaarKinsella Probably cap, but still let's hope!
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2 months
@BladeoftheS Good, the amount of people on benefits with new 65" TVs, new tattoos, all-inclusive holidays deserve to monitored.
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5 months
@any_spare I heard something about a goat as well!
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6 months
@MarcusKnowsBall This loyal ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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6 months
@AbsoluteBruno Umbro Club!!
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2 years
We want our club back! #GlazersOut
@RealMKnighton
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2 years
Thank you ALL for the wonderful messages of support. There is much going on behind the scenes.Things are moving forward as planned.I apologise I can't be on this platform more,just bogged down in meetings.God bless & every good wish to all of you.Yr support is greatly appreciated
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6 months
@centredevils Go and get him then - marginal gains guys needs to happen sooner rather than later!
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5 months
@MancRedDevil1 @ManUtd 💯 It's time to bid farewell while we can still make money on him!
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3 months
@DianaWallace888 All you have is a picture of someone famous with someone linked to a crime. It does not mean anything. Spend your time better than fabricating lies.
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4 months
@_callumstone You can hardly blame any bomb threats to a guy who has a negative opinion of someone.
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2 months
@UnitedRadar Are you on crack mate?
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6 months
@Nabyllionaire @mademetoxic Not getting in to the France squad trust me!
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@AnnaVanhof44726 Complete and utter nonsense.
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6 months
@UniverseIce These lenses look very consistent colour-wise. Definitely the AI kicking in hardcore here!
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3 months
@mufcMPB @MikeVerweij @Sport_Witness @AFCAjax you can have Van Der Beek too at no extra cost!
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5 months
@mufcMPB @tv2sport His contract runs out in June, this is better than losing him for free. I expect us to add a buy back clause in.
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1 year
@cymru_79 Please don't delete 💙
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7 months
@ChuchoMaine @FabrizioRomano Your mum never loved you!
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5 months
@TheEvertonian78 Do you understand good debt, bad debt, serviced debt, revenue, income, profit and loss?? Clearly not, so grab a short YouTube video to educate yourself and then realise how it's possible within Fair Play paramaters!!
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1 year
@GettyCristiano All I wanna see is goals! That's what my striker needs to deliver
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5 months
@nelsonhands20 @mufcMPB @UnitedStandMUFC Like your dad did when you were born! Oh sorry, he wasn't even there.
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3 months
@Rocket_Sauce13 A few charges may show some discrepancies, 115 charges shows a certain culture!
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6 months
@mufcMPB @AlexCTurk @UnitedStandMUFC Great stuff this!! Build culture from the bottom up not the top down and you'll have one heck of an administration!!
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2 years
🚨Manchester United have reached an agreement with Barcelona and Frenkie De Jong. It is expected that the finer details will be completed over the next few days and @DeJongFrenkie21 will travel to Manchester on Wednesday to complete his medical. #frenkiedejong #MUNLIV #Eriktenhag
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@westhamtransfer Brilliant comment! I didn't expect much anyway from a lad who's dad fingered him as a child.
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4 months
@Rugmeister78 Oh look a vigilante with another conspiracy! Get a life mate.
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9 months
@UniverseIce There is always Expert Raw if you really care without any oversharpening! But do you know how to use manual controls?
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8 months
@UtdJassim You crack me up man! 😂 Everyday!! 😂
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3 months
@mufcMPB @UnitedStandMUFC Hope he sacks Erik!
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@indykaila Nothing will happen to them mark my words. Bookmark this!
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3 months
@BladeoftheS You don't. You can leave at any point.
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5 months
@BladeoftheS The Chief Editor of the @MailOnline is absolutely running a cult! 😂 😂
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3 months
@indykaila Probably lies.
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5 months
@LiamPaulCanning Why are Rashford fans obsessed with selling the club out?? 🤔
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1 year
Didn't know @JKCorden was a @NUFC fan! 😂 😂 😂
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@UtdDistrict @DiarioOle Angel Di Maria is not relevant!
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6 months
@FreddyQuinne Disagree!
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3 months
@MailOnline An apology is only valid if you actually learn from it...which unfortunately I don't think will happen! Bookmark this!
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6 months
@UnitedStandMUFC @jac_talbot He's decent! Antony is not! Straight swap deal please!
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1 year
You're the biggest dick head on here
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3 months
@JohnBoweActor It's not the jab, stop speculating.
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3 months
@MAVERIC68078049 The most ridiculous post I've seen this week. Do you question your mothers gender, since she's more manly than these two?? Spastic!
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4 months
@chicagoboyheart @She_Ra_Rocks @MeghanMarkle___ Sorry to break this to you, it appears to be very easy for them to shop with no cash...
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@BusterBronco66 @LeilaniDowding She shops all the time 🙄
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@AliceTalksFooty Add Gabriele Biancheri in here too
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3 months
@PhilthyPhill85 @BiffDon A 1 in 366 day chance, not that deep
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