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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

平日晏就黃大仙24/7真係好少人好正依家先叫做有啲嘢睇🥲

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

比起比人屌到射或者同正仔玩我更想同中意嘅人攬住瞓到11點再起身食完飯之後一齊摺埋喺屋企做咩都冇所謂甚至咩都唔做都得重點係一齊摺埋喺屋企

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

4 months

明白點解控射嗰啲會將對手放後面胸同lin會突出啲又敏感啲🥵 (本身已經好敏感)

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

以為係籃球直仔點知係0仔係咪想搞先講笑咋唔洗約我玩😂

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

難得嘅staycation可以叉下電🥳🤩 @hayuki_ko

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

創興間24/7好做過金雞嗰間好多 Btw見到一個金髮哥哥幾正下仲要長期對住我拉背（因為我今日都係做背）唔止喺24/7 壽司郎又有就算我去salon剪頭髮都見到真·籃球仔總之我今日行去邊都見到正仔

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

覺得自己今日操得好漲好滿足可能因為我遞咗信最後一個月啦🥳

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

1 year

(已經好返) 每次去完創興24/7就出蕁麻疹出到癲咗今次仲出到上塊面到嚴重到食藥要打孖食去金雞又係咁淨係旺角呢兩間先會咁其他都冇咁嘅問題究竟呢兩間24/7有咩野令到我咁樣痕到想綁住對手或者五花大綁咁樣咁就唔會R到早知去pure。。。

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

1 year

All the good boys go to hell cuz no one likes them Yup~無論自己幾努力都係唔夠人哋躺平玩元宵節快樂🏮🎆

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

比兩個月時間我開gym之後我一定會操得比呢個時候嘅我更lean fit 到時候我遞咗信壓力少好多容易啲上磅又可以專心啲操野我依家都係j緊12月嘅自己咋🥲🥲🥲

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

1 year

咁樣又好似幾好j 奶唔奶😏

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

唔建議各位member眼金金咁望住人我搵唔到飲水機落嚟搵幾個人都望實我仲回頭望我我淨係想正經游走嘅時候上面嗰層太多細路仔落咗嚟沖好彩冇咩人唔好相認 thx

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

將你私有化😏 @asea__se

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

我撐唔起呢件衫啦😭 我話想操胸 pt就對我好錫我係咁問呢個重量你得唔得㗎但係操二頭完全冇睇住我狂虐我我對手就斷

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

提早收工緊係去做gym先啦做完gym返到屋企先係平時收工時間 PS. 做背真係要人spot住好做啲🥲

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

最近有兩件事令我好煩 1. 人哋爭我3000蚊唔還 2. 比人誣衊仲要兩個都係Twitter出名嘅人其實呢真係唔介意人哋冇記性我咪講多幾次囉但係會唔會自己mark低提下自己呢 Ps. 我今日唔係咁着🤗

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

做咩好似突然多咗咁多人睇我有啲怕羞其實我份人好摺既然係咁就po張相嚇走大家🤡 點解做咗3個月gym 我嘅身形都係咁核突死啦禮拜日約咗大學班莊員frd去沙灘咁樣嘅身形點見人

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

Happy New Year 🥳 2022年有好多新嘗試學塔羅游返水有跳過下舞喺多倫多有新生活另外都識咗新朋友同埋知道自己鍾意啲咩都有人唔再係朋友 (祝安好) 2022年最後呢3日見��超多網紅有打排球去通宵party 同埋琴晚5樓22樓嚟緊2023年多多指教 Ps. 有啲人好勁年尾最後幾日先激嬲人 Ps. 我仲嬲緊

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

有個女同事同我講：開心啦你有個女仔話你靚仔我心諗咩料呀原來有個女MT話我條team有個好高好靚仔我同事以為為講緊個intern (佢真係好高) 點知個MT話唔係係重要事嘅時候先出現嗰個啫係我嗰MT仲想攞我IG 不過好彩我同事冇比佢第一佢係咪盲咗我靚仔？第二我唔食鮑魚我食蕉

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

咁都影到我有少少腹肌🤏🏼 真係開心死我 #姼

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 months

唔遮遮掩掩我嗰身就係咁大大個胎記仲有好多細個嗰陣留落嚟嘅水痘印介意/唔中意就bye 暫時唔見新識嘅人👋🏼

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

件衫少淫個人少肥不可食用

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

聞啦望😒 你哋都係想睇呢啲唔會想睇我講天文地理㗎啦

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

如果拍咗拖之後del app 有玩Twitter嘅要公告天下同以前有約過嘅人斬欖唔再識新嘅member friend 係唔係好正常定係淨係我先係咁諗我真係會咁做喎😶

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 months

我真係cut唔切🥲🥲 腫到成個棉花糖咁去S2O🥲🥲🥲

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

想搞野��直接講等我直接拒絕你講咁多曖昧野搏咩我真係唔知有幾多野係真幾多野係假 BEcause I like you With an angelic face Tell me you love me I’m sad cause I love you

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

今日咁涼終於可以着hoodie+短褲🥰

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

對於我過往幾日講咗色情嘅措詞我深感抱歉今日我會收斂返 if you know what I did😏😏😏

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

原本想怨下有條女喺個gym到操到呻吟得好大聲但係諗諗吓唔係喎我都係叫到咁大聲 sor9😂

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

Here I am again. 又飛一個😢

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

1 year

1. 頭先 k11 24/7見到嗰扎辮仔仔幾靚仔着住籃球衫 mk直男味好重佢9點幾拎住嗰膠袋走嗰下型撚到 2. 我做完Push down+crunch+20 min cardio等於人哋做leg press 我一路做cardio一路望過去就係見住佢淨係㩒電話囉

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

1 year

有陣時會諗咁辛苦做gym為乜周身都傷晒以前真係為咗食仔而做依家已經覺得為咗自我感覺良好而做又要飲呢個粉嗰個粉又要計食過啲咩又唔比我食甜品計到盡晒嗰人都係lean唔到真係會覺得做個開心嘅肥仔仲好唔知點解好想tag pp🤡

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

好羨慕啲0仔可以比人屌到硬屌到射明明我都覺得好舒服點解我硬唔到🫠 亦都好佩服雙龍覺得爽嘅0仔我淨係覺得下半身唔屬於我😵😵 Ps. 好耐之前發生嘅事突然有感而發

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

兩日都係得14度但係hoodie短褲返學兩日都比prof問我唔凍㗎咩凍呀但係我要刷多啲存在感好似我個名我個mk金毛頭都已經唔足以令prof記得我🤡 喺香港14度我都好似冇咁着過🤔

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

10 months

返多倫多啦呢個暑假識咗好多人好多謝大家雖然生日前一個禮拜比人搞到好唔開心但係知道有咁多朋友喺身邊就已經開心生日嗰日凌晨喺22樓 frd問我眼角濕濕地唔係喊呀嘛我口講唔係其實真係因為覺得成件事真係好難得好感恩有呢班frd 真係好中意佢哋

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

中秋節快樂(我呢度仲係八月十五㗎🤡) 生活上好多野都已經習慣咗尤其係幾時要戴口罩🤭 但係間屋仲有好多野要執依家就慢慢等開學特別鳴謝 @Carson01228 幫咗我好多忙仲有 @JUSTAKID852 @arche852 喺我第一晚喺多倫多陪我吹咗好耐水同埋咁多位喺space一齊傾計嘅人

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 months

識咗 @hkcyc01 兩年一次都未見過今日居然喺24/7門口遇到但係第一次見面淨係講咗一句就係比佢話我臭雞我弱小嘅心靈就咁比佢打碎🥲

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

趕住出門口去游水唔記得咗拎底褲依家真空咁喺條街到行個感覺好怪好彩唔係着棉褲🫢

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

今日有冇人喺創興24/7見到我呢個柒頭🤪

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

完全唔識影呢啲相 #socks #襪

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

7 months

我好佩服嗰啲搭飛機仲會打丁嘅人因為我上到飛機淨係想食嘢同瞓覺 🙏🏼🙏🏼 (講到自己好似隻豬咁🤡)

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

不如試吓轉做寵物channel 佢叫蝙蝠因為成日喺雀籠入面掉轉企

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

有樣嘢我呃人呃咗好多年就係其實我出完街返到屋企之後我會唔換衫就瞓上床瞓到咁上下就會覺得嗯要換衫瞓得舒服啲不過假如我有另一半我都唔介意佢成身汗瞓上床佢唔係到嘅時候可以聞到佢嘅體味 #說好的潔癖處女座

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

身體個個人最近都出咗pool 連嗰啲長期單身母胎A0都occupied 本身仲話返嚟大家都係聖誕單身狗依家同隻手過聖誕都似個bff仲話我要搵又點會冇其實我都唔知自己顧忌啲咩應該係話都唔知點解自己唔識人🤡

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

同校師兄弟嘅Twitter網黃已經難得如果有個同班同學嘅Twitter網黃又會點(雖然佢堅持自己唔係但係佢成日post自己碌鳩上嚟) 放心我同佢咩都冇發生過佢真係好識咁多人又咁多人想食佢不過話時話嗰陣時我間中學又好似真係幾多member🤔 （唔tag佢啦可能佢會係到comment）

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

呢個位食飯最舒服🤤

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

復活節假4日可能得今日冇飲到辛苦戒酒到最後都係破晒戒

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

#關於我可能讓你很意外的Point 1.覺得我高冷嘅人係因為你唔係我杯茶 2.同過女仔一齊好似有D cup 3.幾個好friend嘅女仔話我點解係gay 明明咁好咁正都同唔到我一齊 4.返工好強勢放工做賢妻 5.鬚根好犀利要每日剃先得 6.想結婚如果唔係都唔會去加拿大 7.我同193同一間中學知我咩料啦

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

［Sympathy］你唔開心嘅時候你嘅朋友用n咁多時間開解你氹你開心換做佢唔開心嘅時候唔好話用返n咁多時間你願唔願意用n/2嘅時間陪佢？可能你覺得比空間人哋係重要但係比空間同唔關心係有分別唔好意思見到我朋友付出咁多但係佢所謂嘅朋友咁冷淡對佢我覺得佢好慘

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

1 year

都慣咗㗎啦咩病咩痛都冇人care我人哋發燒傷風感冒甚至乎paper cut 流鼻水都有一堆人衝出嚟關心人唔洗同我講take care啦我食止痛藥搽正骨水會慢慢好返剛開始是假裝堅強後來就真的堅強了

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

4 months

其實有冇人真係喺愚人節同中意嘅人表白？我到依家都唔敢咁做🤡

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

個frd琴晚即興約我今日上佢屋企hea 順便做下塔羅雖然自己呢排學緊塔羅但係自己問自己嘅野同埋解牌嘅時候一定有bias 唯有佢幫我我又幫返佢咁樣其實我除咗塔羅之外星盤都識少少最近都幫另一個frd(白老鼠)做一個好詳細嘅塔羅同埋解佢星盤腦好攰 #可以做神婆

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

我記得我當初同媽咪講呢樣野嘅時候佢好冇所謂咁接受咗我好感激佢可能係佢喺泰國都有好多呢個圈嘅朋友依家仲好搞笑咁成日問我有冇男朋友帶比佢睇下又係到話邊個男仔靚仔啱唔啱我佢仲緊張過我有冇拖拍😅😅😅 Love you mum 💕 但係爸爸就。。。算啦

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

@Eric78955973 如果你同個0仔喺將軍澳海傍見到起緊嗰條過海大橋佢問你係唔係港珠澳大橋你會覺得佢蠢得好可愛定係想推佢落海我想推佢落海

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

4 months

點算發現最近會令我極硬極horny嘅片係一啲我識嘅frd嘅片(有10 有控射) 我又唔係真係好想同我嘅frd搞但係見到佢哋同人搞我覺得條片好正。。。

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

4 months

乖啦唔好出啦見工見到一半好痕又唔r得

Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

1 year

(已經好返) 每次去完創興24/7就出蕁麻疹出到癲咗今次仲出到上塊面到嚴重到食藥要打孖食去金雞又係咁淨係旺角呢兩間先會咁其他都冇咁嘅問題究竟呢兩間24/7有咩野令到我咁樣痕到想綁住對手或者五花大綁咁樣咁就唔會R到早知去pure。。。

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

1 year

雖然我Twitter冇啲咩嘢唔見得人但係有中同follow咗點都會打咗個突嘅真係好彩我唔似另一個中同網黃鍾意全裸做家務你話係唔係呀🤡

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

成個人崩潰咗 office啲人全部崩潰晒

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

有緣無份定係有份無緣心痛啲明明大家都對對方有意思中意對方但係要各散東西一齊唔到只能夠話拍得拖就會為你設想所有事都係兩個人嘅事我覺得點都解決到可能真係有緣會再見 But you have underestimated me and my ability

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

比起金錢上嘅問題我介意俾人屈我做咗啲我冇做過嘅多啲最搞笑係佢自打嘴巴由Day 1開始我已經俾佢呃呃足3個月其實都係呃咗2個月我發現佢呃我嗰陣已經係想睇佢仲可以扮幾耐太可惜我只係睇到佢扮多1個月咋只能夠話大家啲戲都唔錯🤡

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

一月先過咗一半就要放負無得做gym 喺屋企淨係做啲簡單野應該無得wfh 嗰同事同我爭放初四我屌我嗰個禮拜要返禮拜六我補假補初四都正常啦唔通我補清明呀仲係到話我同另一個同事”又”一齊放假我心諗我淨係同佢一齊放過一次好似每次都係你同佢一齊放喎次次都係你哋一齊放我就喺公司幫你哋做嘢

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

對唔住老細我太廢今日太熱我真係頂唔順着T shirt長褲返工但係佢居然冇鬧我我真係好弱做咗3個月gym都仲係咁嘅樣

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

今年嘅中秋夜我一條友係屋企發霉不過算啦我每晚都係咁但係我今朝出去無雷公咁遍僻嘅地方幫同事交錢買iPhone 13 再陪同事食一鍋堂再再去跟pt做gym 出去又一城交Citi bank卡數順便行下hollister同埋apple 我返工都好似無咁多野做orz #中秋節快樂 #唔出圖呀

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

琴日同frd行musea買嘢之後揸住杯five guys milkshake嘅時候喺地下嗰陣見到個着藍色大大隻字team joined背心嘅大隻仔仔同佢都對咗一眼唔知搵唔搵得返佢佢都幾cute

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

1 year

今年真係唔好曬太黑🙏🏼 舊年曬太黑其實嗰泳褲印仲係到😂 不過今日一曬已經夠色🫢

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

1 year

@Astriddddv 淨係喺Twitter po扑野片露j相就有大把人溝大把人flirt 嗰啲乖乖仔Twitter淨係po啲生活上嘅嘢就冇人理🚬 係會諗係咪要淫俾全世界都知先至會有人溝🤧

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

1 year

加航好似同迪士尼collab 特登整咗新嘅safety video🫣 本身返香港都隨緣咁去依家搞到我好想去🥹🥹

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

今日晏晝個pt WhatsApp問我跟唔跟佢操我即刻話好出門行咗陣就落到倒屎咁樣行到去成身得個頭同底褲無濕濕撚住對鞋做gym諗返起都想嘔🤢🤢🤢 PS. 對鞋仲濕緊一浸味🤮

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

1. 畢咗業幾個月都搵唔到工就諗住求其報嗰MSc讀報咗Ulster嘅Sport & Exercise Nutrition 佢又肯收我喎但係無錢讀所以算數 2. 我第一次比人屌係19歲屌人係20歲 3. 泰國係啱不過係清邁人🙏🏼 所以答案係3 不如你哋comment講你哋覺得我幾歲破處😶

Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

悶悶地就不如玩下 2 Truths 1 Lie 大家見我咁可憐就玩下啦求其㩒一個答案都好答案初四揭曉

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

1 year

操腳>>>>>>>>>>>>>操膊因為我細個嗰陣嗰膊頭傷過 #RateLimitExceeded

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

今日我其中一個呀哥話我最初見到你諗住你斯斯文文怕羞聽話點知原來唔係講嘢又open又變態我話我邊忽係咁呢我好清純㗎喎佢回一句清你個死人頭反差最大係你就係咁先呃到我

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3 years

The opening line of my inner monologue whenever i see another gay person

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

大癲仲有兩罐hoegaarden同枝菠蘿酒同女仔frd飲通頂咁都會醉咗無計太耐冇飲本身有poker uno 但係玩都冇玩過吹水吹通宵最搞笑係一講到sex 就問我做0仔要準備啲咩成班人就超專心咁聽我講🤣🤣🤣

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

同咗frd去啟德野餐有柴犬哥基連刺蝟都有😍😍 個係凍到變雪條仲帶咗副牌出嚟打依家已經係亂食嘢加埋個frd喺德國返嚟嘅手信好似咁樣亂食個人先會舒服

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

11 months

今日做完gym搭鐵返屋企後面有個企咗呀婆湊住兩個around 5歲嘅𡃁仔突然有人撞我蘿柚人多嗰細路撞到唔出奇但係之後又撞我幾次蘿柚我就side eye望下咩事原來其他一個細路趁着嗰呀婆睇住另一個細路係咁批踭撞我蘿柚今日我leg day有練蘿柚都唔需要咁樣幫我按摩🤡

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

其實我背後比人講咗幾多野打咗幾多毒針做咗幾多次茶餘飯後嘅話題你估我唔知㗎咩只不過我淨係見過你一面甚至未見過面我計較嚟做咩啲人要信人哋口中講嘅我我都冇嘢好講 When they go low, we go high 我懶得去澄清啲咩

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

今日曬太陽因為好似唔猛太陽所以一滴防曬都冇搽依家又冇紅又冇痛要多謝媽媽嘅泰國gene 我又襟曬又易黑🫶🏼

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

3 years

Cls 雖然我聽日唔洗返工但係每日返工前都要自己撩完鼻negative先返得姐係間公司係“疫區”入面返到公司又要分層做嘢咁不如直接wfh 望住份instructions就覺得我驗AIDS都無咁煩🙄🙄🙄 我寧願深喉都唔撩鼻😏😏😏 唔同你講你都未必知雅培唔係得奶粉嘅

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Hi Bye

@vancomycin8992

2 years

7月頭50自游51秒月底目標40秒上個禮拜50自40秒再改目標35秒今日50自35秒又改目標32秒我嘅終極目標係50自28秒因為year 1游30秒拎A-唔忿氣🫠 不過嗰陣我6年中學冇游過水用2個月練到30秒算勁啦 Ps. 35秒係我小六PB 30秒已經係我PB😂

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