bitches be like "I MISS MY WIFE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭" and they're talking about their favorite character who they haven't seen a picture of in like 3 minutes
lydia tár: atta girl
me: on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window, in front of a mirror, missionary, cowgirl, doggystyle, sideways, outside, in the car, on the—