Glob Herman @valarken82 Twitter profile

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@superheronmixx @lidolmix I literally could not get any uglier and I'm doing ok. Maybe I'm the cure

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@FugateEnjoyer @c1aira @tacticoolgf @benjaminla37802 @mayfield_micah Jesus was yankin that shit every day, son. Dude was a absolute freak, doinkin all the apostles (except judas, that bitch). Bro even edged us for three straight days before cumming back

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@ScottMahring @esjesjesj "numbers don't lie" people always forgetting misrepresentation of data is a thing

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@SecondWindGroup @YahtzeeCroshaw Wait, the most important thing here now is, did Jack Packard go to clown college?

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@ColeCxle @JpLawrence3 @SteadyE69 Because you lost and now you're stuck living under ours

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2 years

@gello_x @HardDriveMag "Compared to the Eggman dating sim and the Sonic battle royale, Frontiers was a masterpiece" Yeah I see it

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@JorgeEscobar @blobbynfriends I didn't fucking ask to be born, their "sacrifice" is on them

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@SecondWindGroup @YahtzeeCroshaw @TheOtherFrost Honestly I'm not sure what the hierarchy is with the company, but it may be in the business' best interest to consider moving Nick to another position or cutting ties altogether. His penchant for feuding seems to be dragging down what would otherwise be a pretty beloved channel.

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5 months

@hankgreen Going to get scanned for lymphoma on Monday and seeing stuff like this makes me feel better and worse at the same time. Life is wild lol

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2 years

@witchybitchych1 @JorgeEscobar @blobbynfriends Thinking people owe you for decisions you made for yourself is cringe

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@ThePrimalDino @AltHistCody NCR energy

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@hvrlemstruggle @KrangTNelson Cops don't stop crime, they show up after to take reports and shoot dogs

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@valarken82

3 years

@valrick06 @JackPosobiec Thank you for being the only person in this thread not spouting insane BS. It's a routine and very important procedure that we should all be doing after a certain age. Colon cancer is a bad way to go.

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@valarken82

3 years

@hyperion1997 @metalgearsex Yo I noticed you're an MGS fan. Wanna buy some weed?

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@valarken82

2 years

@kwert @tacobell Man they even had a "contest" recently on whether to bring this back or the fucking enchirito and it supposedly lost. Ain't no goddamn way the double decker lost to the enchirito of all things

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3 years

@mgould11 @GameStop Yes I was born adult. I leave mother, go to work at factory. Lose arm in press, but is ok, not favorite arm. I am adult, born tht way. No childhood for me. Sorry, Mastered Chef. I am fully grownt.

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@CV_1017 @Ronxyz00 @acnewsitics That's why we're trying to keep him out, Brian Peppers!

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2 years

@RobynShoaf @pattonoswalt Dont be ridiculous. He lives in this country, what happens in every state should be important to every American.

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1 month

@Dawmino_Draws @Puggysdad @DocViviLeandra I'm happy to give credit to DnD for popularizing tabletop RPG the way it has, and I've personally had a ton of fun with it, but there are much better and more fun rule systems out there to be had. I'd encourage you to try again with a new system, if it interests you.

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@FugateEnjoyer @c1aira @tacticoolgf @benjaminla37802 @mayfield_micah Been tolerating it just fine thus far. A cool all powerful god wouldn't demand the supplication of the ants in his farm to grant them love. I'd rather get butt fucked by the devil than kneel to some impotent "pick me" deity; Jesus would fucking hate you, for the record.

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2 years

@KennieBassWCHS @JamesGunn Then watch that instead, hairline

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3 years

@Gravydog316 @BarnHasSpoken2 This the shit that ultra low budget horror movies use when someone gets gutted 😂

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@UnderBismuth @violet18768425 @bo_austin_ So you think the most powerful military in the world never thought to do this before? You think they didn't workshop fixed missile defense? Only megamind trump and his armchair general buttfuck Billy from Twitter could possibly know how to defend the United States

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@valarken82

6 months

@XBlackZeusX @neslosakul @xviijaaa1 100% you've got cp on your computer rn

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@Fetishlena_c @superheronmixx @lidolmix No I will save my people, it's finally my time. I will take the ugly for you all. I can handle it.

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@ChuckW77027 @zachattack24 @PhDStrawMan @SStricklandMMA @MikeHandles133 You really gonna try and use that as an insult when you look like you probably start breathing hard opening a bag of chips?

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@valarken82

7 months

@JeremyEpp7 @Very__Regular You're not supposed to drink the ranch, you boof it

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2 months

@SheilaKrem53158 @geno_kusa @CoulstonBrian It's actually not unless you think mustaches in general are, but I appreciate your spirit in trying

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@valarken82

3 years

@ButchieGee @PyronGreg @KeithKroll1 @Liz_Wheeler There IS media, just no cameras. You are so confidently incorrect.

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2 months

@FergHassan @TheBoysOOCC See this is why no one wants to hang out with you, Alex

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2 years

@bluewatercatch @PlagueLord420 @DOliver16 @ViralNewsNYC @ClimateDepot If it's just about letting babies live their lives then why isn't it ok to abort the ones that die before birth?

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5 months

@Big__TeeJ @OrdinaryGamers Work on your searing game

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2 years

@frontdeskjeff @Ellsmom1964 @franklinleonard Jeff mad his masks are small. Is ok Jeff, no one minds your small mask. Some women even prefer men with smaller masks :)

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@valarken82

2 years

@genderisgenetic @bluewatercatch @PlagueLord420 @DOliver16 @ViralNewsNYC @ClimateDepot So why are people being prevented from removing baby carcasses from their wombs? You can argue semantics with the "not abortion" thing it doesn't answer my question, you know?

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@valarken82

3 years

@NoPlace4Evil @mickey04430 @nofish_nonuts @hugolowell @doj @POTUS @VP Travel for work, came from one blue city to one of the largest blue cities in the country. Been here 6 months. Life is perfectly normal; no looting, rioting, etc. On Saturdays I get noodles at my favorite shop downtown. "Bad side" is run down but safe 99% of the time. U wrong.

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@valarken82

8 months

@Sayngelic @mcbaws2 @Misatokiki @sak_of_beenz Are you familiar with US history? The political climate is a little different than when the fucking Whig party was around in the 1800's. You'd be brain dead to think voting 3rd party will have any effect without a complete overhaul of our system, starting with FPTP voting

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1 month

@darkmessiah2000 @TheFirstOkiro This trailer tells me the people making movies today don't do enough of the right kind of drugs

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@valarken82

1 year

@millyybby @DanReut @MKBHD Miss, I'm afraid it appears by the state of your lips that you're having a severe allergic reaction, please seek emergency services before it worsens

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4 months

@FugateEnjoyer @c1aira @tacticoolgf @benjaminla37802 @mayfield_micah If he loved me, he wouldn't demand my complete subservience by threat of eternal suffering. I dont fear a vengeful god, I despise what he stands for.

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9 days

@levine2001 @souljagoytellem @starryblueisis

President of the United States - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

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@valarken82

5 months

@Daniel_Rees_ @MiamiMatters_ @PhilHollowayEsq All you pussies do is whine, it's pathetic. Even your hairline is trying to get away from your miserable ass

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@valarken82

3 years

@Bluejay_West @CholaSoyYNo @ScottPresler It's a massive fucking corpo coffee shop, these people act like it's some radical left safe haven 🤦

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@valarken82

5 months

@Krerart @NonTrotski "easily identified by silhouette" silhouette could be any woman from Black Desert

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1 month

@UnderBismuth @violet18768425 @bo_austin_ From short range missiles. You think Mexico or Canada are gonna start lobbying rockets at us anytime soon? Come on.

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@valarken82

9 months

@blue61705 They gon be like "we saw the post and you ain't smart enough if you dating that dude"

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1 month

@UnderBismuth @violet18768425 @bo_austin_ Oh did we dismantle Aegis and all of our counter-sub programs?

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2 months

@SecondWindGroup @JuliaMinamata People are acting like Nick was accused of eating people or something. I've been plenty vocal about not liking how he conducts business and I'd like to see a change there, but Second Wind is under no obligation to make some mass announcement beyond what they've done already.

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@valarken82

2 years

@JRwasHere @pattonoswalt @FCC That's already a settled issue. Fox themselves argued in court that they're not a news channel, but entertainment television. They just purposely present themselves as a legitimate news channel to spread propaganda for the GOP.

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@EnemysEverywere @JoannaMang The money wasn't anything I'd call good, but I was a pizza delivery driver for years in the 00's for a major chain and made above minimum wage + tips and mileage

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3 years

@KarlUrban You guys have a combined public net worth of $22 million, I'm sure you could muster up less than half a percent to help this person out of you so choose instead of asking us poors to do it piecemeal

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30 days

@martysmavs @AndrewLSeidel If you were watching there's been plenty of policy talk through the night. You'd rather just bitch than actually stay informed.

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@valarken82

2 years

@stephendiego7 @Eizenfaust2 @Hoodville_ You're not supposed to count the time crying after

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@valarken82

2 years

@Kief_Gringo @PhillyD They literally had to ask if he had anything to say to his opponent, who put together the whole event, because he was too busy jerking himself off about his SAVING LIVES EVERY DAY bs. Scumbag braggart

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1 year

@delilahluv19 @DiscussingFilm

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9 months

@BuonaBeefLover @VelocityN1nja @BudderAsassin @hernandy_s If the only real options are getting shot in the head or foot, and I vote not to be shot at all, I still end up dealing with one of the first two. So it's better to just pick the one that doesn't spray brains all over my new rug.

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@valarken82

3 years

@PlayStation Doesn't even have a name yet but a flashy trailer? All style, no substance. Yet another Anthem style hype fest money grab.

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3 months

@The_Gatekeeper7 @VX1DWRLD @LordBalvin Play Streets of Rage

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@valarken82

2 years

@19_A24 @witchybitchych1 @JorgeEscobar @blobbynfriends Ain't takin shit from someone with a countdown for fucking Overwatch 2 lmao

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@valarken82

3 years

@TacMed483 @FRANK_SINATRA7 @disclosetv Get vaxxed or get replaced by a travel tech that is 🤷🏻‍♂️ that simple. Lots of people living long AND staying heroes that are willing to take your job for 4x pay. Not getting vaxxed is failing to do your job. Just like not getting the other dozen required vaccinations would be.

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@valarken82

2 years

@KoBaLoParrot @LennyDDub @officialm0ee @RepMTG He meant Russian asset

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9 months

@HVC23424383 @ryetheguyHH @Obv1an @tamawhat @saltysauerkraut @Toastwellington That dude has "decent person" in his bio lmfao

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@FugateEnjoyer @c1aira @tacticoolgf @benjaminla37802 @mayfield_micah Needing God to know how to be a good person and have purpose sounds like a skill diff tbh. And you're not even doing well WITH the whole god thing; you're terrible and I'll be happy to look smugly down at you from my higher circle of hell

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@valarken82

3 years

@Lord__Fatso @GameStop I personally preferred the gameplay of Titanfall 2 more than Halo, but I gotta hand it to you; Well thought out conclusion.

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@valarken82

3 years

@Captain_Shib @GameStop Lmao no bro

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@valarken82

4 months

@FugateEnjoyer @c1aira @tacticoolgf @benjaminla37802 @mayfield_micah That shit does NOT come from Christian morality lmfao, you're so far gone bro. "People didn't know things like rape and murder were bad until God said so" Hahaha ha Jesus fuck you're lost. Your destination is right there with the rest of us. In the dirt. Forever.

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@valarken82

2 years

@fixedspreads @Pooopcrave @FilmUpdates We stood for two days after Dragonball Evolution. Some cried until they puked. One guy committed sudoku because he knew we were at the top of our lives. Eventually emergency services stopped coming, as they too began to succumb to the ovation. There were no survivors.

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@valarken82

3 years

@RedChessQueen99 Had to be done. Are there any plans for a backup or something once it continues and the admins shut us down or are we just boned? I fully expect bad actors to brigade as a tool.

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@valarken82

4 months

@FugateEnjoyer @c1aira @tacticoolgf @benjaminla37802 @mayfield_micah Look man, I appreciate you trying to save me, really. I'm just not going to be won over by fear of a god that threatens me. "Sin sends people to hell" implies God isnt powerful enough to save his own creation from torment. So either he doesnt care, or he's too impotent to matter.

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3 years

@ImTheLitPheonix @heyitspixel69 You thinking a squeeze is the only reason people are bullish on GME right now immediately tells everyone you actually don't know what you're talking about. Read the DD. Squeeze is icing, GME set to go up regardless of a squeeze.

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@valarken82

3 years

@pirateflyer @ExplorerOxford @GmeRetard @michaeljburry Where does he say it's overpriced? I see him saying there should be legal and regulatory repercussions. The assumption being for the people that caused this, the shorts.

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@ChuckW77027 @zachattack24 @PhDStrawMan @SStricklandMMA @MikeHandles133 Declaring victory for yourself based on nothing is peak con failure mindset. Your big "mission accomplished" banner is in the mail, retard

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@valarken82

6 months

@sapphire_reacts @Joey_BW02 @jeffreyTK @DailyLoud You're gonna be shocked when you learn that the actual non pseudo-science key to weight loss is calories in vs calories out

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@valarken82

3 years

@Tymathee @matt_kohrs All I see in my feed is popcorn people complaining about GME apes being triggered. Sounds like an issue to me.

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1 month

@whoisleviscott @USA_Polling You'd prefer he'd be raw dogging a chaise lounge, I assume

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@valarken82

2 years

@IronZombie2 @TheeMockingjqy @thegameawards You just have this picture saved? I feel like that says more about you than you'd like

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@valarken82

9 days

@starryblueisis @levine2001 @souljagoytellem Are you fucking retarded?

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2 months

@camthe_libt @One6Pack @emptywheel If you don't see the clear conflict of interest, you must be literally retarded. We can only hope you're sterile as well

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@valarken82

9 days

@starryblueisis @levine2001 @souljagoytellem Is this a better source for you? It's really weird you guys keep asking who the president is be cause there's SO many results if you just learn how to use search engines

Joe Biden: The President | The White House

President Biden represented Delaware for 36 years in the U.S. Senate before becoming the 47th Vice President of the United States. As President, Biden will restore America’s leadership and build our...

www.whitehouse.gov

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@valarken82

2 years

@believednghosts @Inamorata72 @CNN This is hilariously ironic

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@valarken82

2 years

@PoliticalLinz @NLeighTaylor How is using NFTs to scam money from his followers trolling the libs?

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@lilwzkz @DavidRy01734524 Conservatives encountering consistency in political messaging for the first time: "well obviously the shadow people are implanting demonic thoughts into leftist brains"

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@valarken82

2 years

@CalmlySavage @catmom1111 @funkybot @ethanplayslive @AOC Erect Yahweh....

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@valarken82

2 years

@corbinseymour30 @genderisgenetic @bluewatercatch @PlagueLord420 @DOliver16 @ViralNewsNYC @ClimateDepot Here's one, took two seconds to find

Woman says Texas abortion law prevented her from getting timely miscarriage care

A woman in Texas said after finding out she had a miscarriage, her doctor refused to perform the necessary medical procedure, which means she carried her dead fetus for two weeks.

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2 years

@LetsGoBrandAnon @ZelenskyyUa Goddamn you people are dumb as fuck, jesus christ

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@valarken82

2 years

@MichaelBlfc @LeasMonsterZoo @Vin_Shiflett @usfbull77 @heynikkipoo There was like, a whole war to explicitly state that there IS a difference; but go off

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29 days

@moniekyu @exportablediz Yes and it was fucking awesome. Scamming people on phantasy star online was a formative experience

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@valarken82

5 months

@JonMorotchneck @parrot_party1 @KactusKyle @Rothmus Remind me again what they were telling Babbit while she climbed through at gunpoint? Pretty sure it wasn't "come on in"

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1 month

@Purrplexion @BBCWorld Suck off Trump live on camera?

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@valarken82

2 years

@NafetsNez @prettibat @Elhadrit0 @glamelegance @elonmusk Lol this mfer goin with the "no u" approach like a 6yr old

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2 years

@pwalther15 @DjMightyMi @GuntherEagleman @ryderdane A lot of those are crossed off but are true or still in dispute? Shit meme, bruv

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9 months

@darkagemindsets @MagnificoIX @classicallyabby @Richard_Harambe So rich AND happy. Damn she got it all

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@valarken82

3 years

@piccolan @KeshisCuties @twaydabae @UberEats Obviously the lack of blue cheese is clouding her brain

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5 months

@YahtzeeCroshaw YAHTZEE'S CORNHOLE IN BIO

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3 years

@JuliaLepetit Drink a shit load of water and move your arm around a lot. Tomorrow may suck but most likely by the next day you'll feel fine. I was messed up for a day and a half

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@valarken82

3 years

@ApacheSmash @Alex_Logan22 I did it. I'd post video but it's on my camcorder from 1997 and I don't have the hook ups anymore I'm sure you understand

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@valarken82

2 years

@brevolve @elviaepequeno @moonstoneowl @GuntherEagleman Remember when Trump declared that he loves the poorly educated? Well...

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@4doormiami @superheronmixx @lidolmix I can handle it, my momma been training me for what people will call me since the day I was born

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3 years

@elevate67 @FosterFurbaby @toddstarnes Ive worked with a lot of medical doctors. I can unfortunately tell you that lots of doctors are absolute useless idiots. The lab is often correcting their shit diagnoses for them, even. One Im working with now didnt know pineapple was an actual fruit. He thought it was a flavor.

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