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@TheeOnly_Shadi Women will never experience happiness.

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@creepydotorg Magic Johnson

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@DemolitionRanch On the positive, your shirt will live in history for a thousand years.

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@MmaUnderdogs Sounds like everyone in the comments is or was a coke addict. Based.

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@sarahjilani I mean wouldn’t the more advanced civilizations be the ones with the zoo and not the ones in it?

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@wrong_speak She’s pro Gun control.

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@Gerardo55957826 @D_Swizz94 @FearedBuck “White privilege” is being able to communicate and read above a 4th grade level.

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@100thprestige Saw a petite 90 pound girl from my HS go to about 300ibs ten years later. Playing as a totally different character at that point

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@historyinmemes And they blame global warming on my Hyundai…

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@hom0from63rd Police Dogs are meant to get killed before a human. That’s the entire reason for police dogs. Sad, but it would be worse if a family with kids didn’t have a dad on Christmas.

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@LegoRacers2 Once they get out they could be an obsessed stalker.

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@JGitto lol. Imagine being this much of a Karen snitch?

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@pubity And the downfall begins

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@benshapiro The bloodlust is insane

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@GeneralMCNews “The wicked flee when no one pursueth”-Saul Goodman

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@k3miffy Are you 4 years old?

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@NBCNews 30% of women are desperate for attention. Got it.

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@thecathguy My boss got a brand new construction home this last year. First day he’s in it, water pipe bursts. Couple weeks later, another one. Complete nightmare.

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@itsmorganariel You’re not supposed to be on the internet unless your husband gives you permission…. Not very Christian of you…

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@tacticoolgf @mayfield_micah I still have my balls attached to my body so I’ll be fine. Stay away from rope stores and rickety stool store

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@luisjgomez If you were a real man you would bring on Owen Benjamin.

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@TheProjectUnity Literally could be a bug. Everyone is a skitzo at this point. But they’ll still believe the moon landing was real somehow.

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@9mm_smg The founders never popped some rounds off in the air at a party?

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@OwenBenjamin When is rape used in war? Usually after fighting, during occupation, to instill fear in a local population. I’m not gonna be in running gun battles, stop mid fight, drop my pants, rape, continue gun battle, stop at next house rape, move on. Makes no sense in this case. All lies.

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@AngelaMSWinCA It’s the vaccine…

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@MeghanMcCain Idk, I’m liking this dude

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@Partisan_O Yeah, the French are gay, we already knew that. Gave up their entire nation to Germany after 6 weeks and lost all their colonies from Haiti to Vietnam due to their lack luster military ability. French are weak. Always have been.

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@9mm_smg I took a pistol permit class and one guy missed every shot at 5 yards at a man sized silhouette target. It was so embarrassing that some 4 foot 10 kindergarten girl teacher was laughing hysterically at him and the teacher had to tell her to stop.

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@therealhebrahim You know what would help in these scenarios? A concealed pistol.

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@stillgray This is a great reason to conceal carry a pistol on you. Doesn’t have to be big, a 380 pocket pistol would be perfect in this instance to stop the attack… or any attack really

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@sjs856 Dude, how can you argue that these shots are ok?

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@fadde @krassenstein Dude can’t even do a hypothetical without spazzing out at even the thought of a moment with out his dear leader.

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@Osint613 @GrizzlyJoeShow It’s crazy to see people openly talk like Hitler.

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@MorePerfectUS Good, get this shit off the streets.

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@Mrgunsngear It’s not a good scene when the calmest dude is the guy with 30 face tattoos

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@Mrgunsngear If I ever see something like this, I’ll just start making monkey noises until they stop.

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@KhalidiFarha Nah, I see true love.

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@ohyoudidntknw @BenZeisloft @BeauChandler12 This is literally buying kids. Can I buy 3 black ones with my buddy? This is literally legal human trafficking so two dudes who bang man ass can play house.

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@GigaThaad Not one human has gone above low earth orbit since. So yeah. They faked them

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@OwenBenjamin That gel is gonna expand more than cartilage. And maybe the bullet didn’t hit dead on like in the gel test…could have just been a legit knick of the very edge of the ear.

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@rohindhar Hello. I grew up in Western Massachusetts and it’s the worst of both worlds. Want to live in a blue blue state that is so uptight that they made happy hours illegal? Do you want to live in the worst part of said state? In the middle of nowhere? Surrounded by fent and 2 feet of

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@NBCNews Lean into it. I hate women’s sports, let’s just have 2 men’s leagues.

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@nypost Everyone’s getting these odd health issues all of a sudden…

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@_MarwanRamadan Sodomy is not an act of love. It’s an act of hate and dominance.

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@ElijahSchaffer I don’t get it, you want taxpayers to pay for trumps legal fees?

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@OwenBenjamin @RealBrysonGray this is why I have a twitter

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@TiredMemeClown I’m enjoying the new year so far

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Whoa whoa whoa, my man, you are not “white”. Let’s get that clear.

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@robbi_fahey Slaughtering 30k civs might cause that…

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@9mm_smg The right can never win because they have no strategy. How did the left take over all major society positions? They took their time. Took over 100 years to get control of the schools and businesses. The right expects to flip a switch and get everything they ever wanted. No, you

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@ItsDanaWhite Guess you have to start taking them in yourself

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@AmmoLand 3D PRINTER GO BRRRR

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@OwenBenjamin I’ve seen 2 congressmen call for war with Iran in the last hour

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@Graham4GA @KingAndrewVIII @TheJaredian Anyone who fell for the covid narrative that bad is not mentally competent to hold office.

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@JessicaLexicus Idk what government you listened to but they legit closed down schools for over a year…

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@JamesBradleyCA @JoshPower80 It’s up to you at this point to show us the proof. Show me evidence

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@SummrsBetterrr @hom0from63rd Telling the future is not in the job description. 99/100 times, a bad guy gets mauled, gives up immediately. Cop followed his training and probably followed his commanding officer to release the dog. Blame the bad guy. Not the cop who obviously loves his dog

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@ScholerinED masks are gay and stupid -surgeon general I’m gonna do this format a lot going forward. Make any statement, followed by - followed by any person you want Very fun. Thanks

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@sjs856 A pegging video would be less embarrassing than shilling for this vaccine

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@brinmat @ohyoudidntknw @BenZeisloft @BeauChandler12 Yeah. Ban it. It’s exploitive. Desperate women do it. Should selling your organs be legal?

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@9mm_smg We need to bring back the posse

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@OwenBenjamin Virginia also did this like 6 months ago. Cannot access pornhub at all in this state

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@HilzFuld The IDF is pure evil.

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@DailyJLee Remember that year we had literally 0 flu cases? But instead we had tons of “covid” cases? It’s literally impossible to have 0 flu cases. IMPOSSIBLE. So they counted all flu cases as “covid”. So yeah, it’s basically the flu.

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@Everylastgoat @_Jrlh_ @DNLSHLR @dcwilson40 @DC_Draino Trump said on a fox tv interview that the FDA would not have approved the vaccine without him pushing them. He’s directly responsible for bringing it to market

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@OwenBenjamin What is going on?

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@9mm_smg lol. Dude. C’mon.

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@9mm_smg

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@Mrgunsngear I had the first 1, it works. It’s cheap. Probably one of the better budget options. Looks decent too. This will sell. Apex even makes a trigger for it.

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@creepydotorg The guard looks thinner than the prisoners

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@tariqnasheed You can get reparations once I get my bike back. Return all the bikes and we’ll think about it.

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@francisguy444 You sound bitter and racist.

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@Chicago1Ray @Gracefulme3 The only ones left with trump derangement syndrome are actual trump supporters. Their derragement is wild

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@FightHaven Carry a pistol at all times. Crazy not too in todays world

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@s3igu2 Where would one find such knowledge?

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@drvolts Define fascism

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@jrrdesertfox9 @adamscrabble Data centers

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@JoeyMannarinoUS These leftist are so far left, they went right back to segregation. They should expand this to restaurants and amusement parks as well. I am very progressive.

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@kananaskinyeti lol. Someone’s projecting

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@NugsL @Tom66322997 @MxolisiBob It’s a hut….

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@maosbot Masks dont work because they’re dumb. They don’t stop anything even when worn all day. Big openings on the sides. Also, It just makes you touch your face more. Exchanging germs from your hand to your face. And you can also get sick through other bodily openings like the eyes.

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@HilzFuld Damn, you sound pretty gay.

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@KILLTOPARTY It’s crazy how common this is.

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@butthisisshort @brinmat @ohyoudidntknw @BenZeisloft @BeauChandler12 You’re a naive NPC. Just cause you’re willing to do horror doesn’t mean society should be willing to degrade its morality.

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@MyLordBebo It’s ok to surrender.

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@kateiswell It’s hilarious that we get to be in the timeline where marriages will fail over Candy Crush and Fortnite.

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@DrJMPestana @johncardillo That 90% figure was before 2020. The man took anything good he did and smashed it to pieces when he did his covid shit. He should be in jail for that shit.

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@36smartfia @warriors You can’t hide from that vaccine. Its killing young people. Don’t deny reality.

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@realpeteyb123 @stillgray That’s what the 2nd ammendment is for. You ok with cops stopping and searching you anytime they want? Unconstitutional. Just have a pistol on you and you’re fine and we don’t have to violate rights.

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@LegendaryEnergy That’s a 40 dollar tv now a days.

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@DramaAlert My home state of massachusetts has a legal age of 16… so yeah. Crazy

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@Noble_Tillotson @LucasBotkin Like 0. 1000 rounds of 556 is like 450 bucks currently. If you are putting 10k ammo through your gun in the near future then you have 0 problems in life

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@TCAZ1776 @lporiginalg She got a train run on her by a team of blacks

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@Mrgunsngear Glock fan boy train of thought.

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@LizzieMarbach @MaxMillerOH I think Jesus was saying that you have to act like him. You have to try and be a real good person. Not just worshiping him like a god.

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@mohammed_hijab The age of legal marriage in the United States was between 7-10, depending on the state, up until the 20th century.

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@realtimeai @JGitto Bootlickers are cringe

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@gatodejazz It’s crazy how entitled bikers are. They think we should change all these rules. Like society should capitulate to all their needs first.

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@__Christ_IsKing @itsmorganariel Sounds like you sexually assault people

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@Hypothesis It gives me joy knowing the poison shots are going to people like you. Enjoy that myocarditis

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