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It's what you do that counts; not what you know.

Deutschland / Brasil
Joined September 2010
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@gravyboyzzz @elonmusk Here, bro. No problem.
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@EmersonAnomia Há discordâncias. Não cabe a ela definir como as pessoas se identificam.
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@gravyboyzzz @elonmusk how about this one?
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@v_for_valber
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@DravenNoctis @elonmusk Same here. Total "Langoliers" feeling
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@elonmusk Dude, you don't know who Chomsky is. He literally laid down the language theory which makes sense of artificial languages, i.e. computer language. It's really sad and disappointing to see you saying bullshit like this.
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@v_for_valber
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@OBQDC Mas aí é que tá. Quem critica o socialista de iPhone é geralmente pelo menos humilde o suficiente pra reconhecer que ele(a) mesmo(a) não é merecedor (ou precisa). Se tiver um, então tá td certo d qq maneira.
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@LocalBateman I thought this was a joke, but this is true. I just tried that out with ChatGPT.
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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Totally relatable. I once got an ad email starting with: "Hello null"
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@v_for_valber
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4 years
@thertx69 @mrtwills @MKBHD So you mean: all the time?
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@v_for_valber
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@ZDFheute Sollte es nicht "ganz vorne" statt "Schlusslicht" sein?
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@v_for_valber
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10 months
@TheFigen_ Como alguém que vive fora há algum tempo, o que também me impressiona é o quilo do alho estar a quase R$ 20,00
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@Karl_Lauterbach Ich musste nochmal kurz gucken, ob das kein satirisches Fake-Profil war. Aber nein, das war es nicht... Ich bin einfach sprachlos.
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@MatheusWDB17 @OBQDC Aceitar o Steve Jobs como seu senhor e salvador.
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@MarinaSilva Eu sempre curti a música do Rei Charles.
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@MStrehovsky Problem is... once you start injecting it's not so easy to stop it.
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@schmo1964 @fasc1nate Behind and inside it
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@Pragmatismo_ "Aí eu fui lá e disse pro Neymar: bota um prato de comida aí pra mim!!"
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@notch This prototype looks suspiciously familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
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@Aimeelxb @HumansNoContext That's not the joke. The guy is pranking the driver. The joke is that the driver believed that there was something in front of the car while there was nothing.
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@v_for_valber
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@pesquisas_elige @LulaOficial Esse tipo de energia não é bom para o meio ambiente.
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@TimaoBolado13 @EmersonAnomia "Alemão" não é só a cidadania, mas também, na falta de um termo melhor, um "povo" ou "etnia". Mas vamos fazer um exercício do contrário: uma alemã de ascendência brasileira encontra um BR na Alem. e festeja, dizendo: "eu tb sou brasileira!", apesar de não ter a cidadania. E aí?
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@LocalBateman Honoré de Balzac tattoo?
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@FotosDeFatos Isso tá parecendo... Ah, deixa pra lá.
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@fasc1nate At the first glance I thought they were doing leg curls.
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@mitchwishnowsky @elonmusk Now try to break that side window
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@jrod9176 @elonmusk The center core :).
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@LounasGana @OpenAI No, but it has an extremely high score on the Turing Test.
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1 year
@LulaOficial Tenho curiosidade de saber o procedimento com qual os seus tweets são feitos.
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@dhh 👏 What's next? Dropping bike helmets because of ✌️freedom✌️?
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@MrFredoSix @MKBHD Cheaper? It's Apple, dude, remember? Not Google or Microsoft.
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@v_for_valber
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3 years
@laranjabionica @andre_rochadel @andradejvsa Pra quem não fala, um resumo: eles não ficaram mais tristes e nem foi rebeldia de uma nova liderança na empresa. Foi uma adaptação do mercado às novas exigências do cliente, impulsionadas pelos restaurantes "fast casual" q concorrem com os "fast/junk food".
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@LegitGod @elonmusk In Elon we lean on
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@Eljaboom @elonmusk Can someone finally explain to me what "when elja Mars" mean?
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@GuimontJose @EmersonAnomia Pois eu tenho uma experiência diferente. E aí? Vai ficar palavra contra palavra. Por isso, é desnecessário esse comentário dela. Cada um é cada um e se identifica como quiser. Se ela tem a ascendência; o sobrenome; fala alemão (o dialeto do vilarejo dela)... Pessoal invejoso,
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@deutschetelekom Aber erstmal Tracking-Cookies akzeptieren, dann geht's mit dem Video weiter.
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@Grady_Booch @Nature something being unethical or immoral doesn't imply it being incorrect (or correct, for that matter).
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3 years
@RyanOfKalamazoo @elonmusk Difference: Nazi Germany was making an effort to kill people. Corona protection measures make an effort to preserve people's lives.
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@ch1llbaer So... Das Kind ist vielleicht krank oder hat was Falsches gegessen. Was ändert es, ob es nun ein bisschen länger bei dir ist oder bei den Eltern? Warum regt dich sowas dermaßen auf? Was ist dein Job nochmal in der Gesellschaft?
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@mauriciolive22 @TimaoBolado13 @EmersonAnomia Sim, ela não tem a cidadania (pq não deu entrada). Mas a questão é: ela dizer ser ia causar toda essa indignação?
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@allenholub 1st: the way you put it is a little bit dramatic. 2nd: I agree that a team/system should seek to reach a level of maturity that enables them to deploy on Fr. 3rd: "it depends" (the key piece of knowledge to software): there are deployments that should be ok on Fr.; others not.
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@eliseusxavier @CNNBrasil Contextos diferentes existem reacoes diferentes, meu caro.
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@HumansNoContext It's funny because in the southern hemisphere "north" is associated with hot weather whereas "south" is associated with "cold" weather (or: different seasons). Thus: always add "hemisphere", if it is what you mean, for your sentence to make sense for everyone.
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@HumansNoContext This is what debugging code feels like
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@AndreJanonesAdv "Maior líder político do planeta"? Tá vendo? É por isso que o Ciro dizia que o Bolsonaro não surgiu no vácuo.
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@theapplehub UX is everything.
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@GuimontJose @EmersonAnomia Mas é isso que eu tô dizendo: se não tivesse inveja não se incomodava, entende? Eu não me incomodo, porque eu não tenho inveja.
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@nocodemba "No brain required" too? *SCNR*
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@cqcborges @g1 Depois que a vítima morreu ou ficou aleijada de que adiantam “penas duríssimas”?
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@elonmusk This is not his face on the left picture...
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@ValaAfshar @elonmusk After the crust there's no use trying to dig further. It's all bedrock. You can't break it even with an enchanted netherite pickaxe.
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@Jacques56541624 @mayemusk @elonmusk What most ppl don't realize is that he's probably not holding his son during this interview bc he wants to look cute. It's probably one of the few times he has with his son at all. Very important person? Yeah, no doubt. Great father? Not so sure...
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@netospfc10 @eliseusxavier @CNNBrasil Eu sinceramente acredito que o Villa repensou como deveria se portar diante do que aconteceu durante o governo Bolsonaro. Os elogios ao Lula não são no vácuo, mas sim em comparação ao governo anterior. O bolsonarismo ainda precisa ser combatido.
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4 years
@wellxxmat @g1 Não. Isso é um aerolito.
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@dustingetz Transforms, like the Laplace Transform, are like mappers between domains. Differential equations however, are something too specific to math, so I'm afraid an analogy to CRUD wouldn't apply here. But interesting thoughts.
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@dhh Hybrid processes or structures seem to work best when they emerge organically; not by arbitrary motivation.
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5 years
@landedstar @GoogleAI Makes sense 🤔... Well but wait! 🤨
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@jk_rowling Tbh, it does feel like an outrage for me. In any case, in specific, temporary situations, I agree that it makes sense to rather make an effort to be safe than risk being sorry. But definitely worth it calling it out.
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@cptBERN @elonmusk The machine stops -- literally 😂😂
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@ClownWorld_ 0:36 "do not put your hands on me" after what she did says it all.
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@AlineCa07595301 @BIONOCTIS @marcoaurellius @g1 Graças ao histórico de atleta dele.
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@PicturesFoIder Is he a candidate for Darwin?
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@pikatl Do you mean: Hyrule Warriors?
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@Luh_Menas @EmersonAnomia Você pode me explicar o que significam as expressões jurídicas "jus sanguinis" e "jus solis"? Ando meio esquecido esses dias e seria bom se alguém pudesse me explicar pra eu me lembrar. Agradeço desde já! 👍
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@austin_rief That moment you're on vacation and suddenly a pending issue you left at work comes to mind:
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@AdamRackis I have to give him one thing, though: static types do *stop* you and make you think a little before coding. Yes, it stops you and makes you think.
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@coolwaNyc @elonmusk But what is the question?
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@Felippe_Hermes Isso significa que agora eles vão avaliar o valor das moedas em peso?
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@LulaOficial Pois é, né? Puxa vida...
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@ajtourville @justpaulinelol @elonmusk "What is the word that everybody agree is good and if I use it as an answer to anything everybody will agree with me at least superficially?"
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@merlino_games Is he doing crossfit?
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@sachinrekhi Facebook: too shitty and vaporwarey; Apple: unjustifiably expensive for a "meh" real value.
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@ToSohObservando @g1 Quando a faca q foi usada nesse assassinato foi projetada pelos cuteleiros modernos, o objetivo não era um objeto para causar a morte, mas sim preparar carne e vegetais. Já a arma...
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@henderlicious @TimaoBolado13 @EmersonAnomia Nada de "próximo". A questão não é essa, a questão é se iria causar toda essa indignação.
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@EduTrambiqueiro @g1 Da galera que boçaliza usando um MacConha Pro 😂
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@lexfridman Looks good, but can anyone explain to me what this black crust means? If it's burnt meat then it's not healthy. Doesn't that increase the risk of cancer?
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@SamPancher Plot twist: o papel tava virado de cabeça pra baixo.
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@davidfowl I guess I'll keep using
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@jordanbpeterson @elonmusk UFC cage fight when?
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@chn57980113 @HumansNoContext Is she pulling him to jail?
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@slaveoftime1 Style 1 is more pleasant to read bc of less boilerplate, BUT it's not as flexible as style 2. In style 2 one can easily introduce their own HttpHandlers instead of having to be completely dependent on the infrastructure of the computation expression of style 1.
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@kellykvsf @g1 Estou parando, desculpa.
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@MKBHD I love two things: the mandatory "ninety-nine" ending and the "starting at"
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@AprasadPoonam @PPathole @elonmusk You mean, for example, tetanus as an accident?
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@Rainmaker1973 That was a giant leap for a frog, but a small step to mankind.
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@fasc1nate It's so weird. I was thinking about this old commercial yesterday in delayed train in which I happened to be caught in the family wagon. And now this tweet.
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@florence_dev 3, which reads more analogous to "places ranked according to nearest supermarket, with inverted results order".
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@DimaZeniuk @Starlink @elonmusk "Quickly, here's our chance to use the Internet for the next 5 minutes!"
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@we_re_screwed @elonmusk @teslaownersSV He already said it explicitly, he's only hoarding money for the purpose of backing up Mars colonization. It's his life goal.
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