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@uwaisV2
5 months
so did our LB mate 🤷‍♀️
@nonewthing
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5 months
Bukayo Saka scored past this. All by himself. In a box of 5 defenders. Hehehe
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@uwaisV2
9 months
@invnrg Rashford deliveroo comp was special
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@uwaisV2
1 year
@fuadyabz23 goals in the first 3 matches then disappears for the foreseeable future
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@uwaisV2
9 months
he’s gonna be defending transitions like this
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9 months
Poor Kobbes man
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@uwaisV2
1 year
Catherine’s reactions are box office #LoveIsland
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1 year
Mitch saying no girls turn him on after trying to chase every single one of them #LoveIsland
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@uwaisV2
11 months
@ninetyonemarino Not this shit again
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@uwaisV2
4 months
Ole
@statmusefc
StatMuse FC
4 months
Man City vs Man United in the Pep era: 22 meetings 12 Man City wins 8 Man United wins 2 draws
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@uwaisV2
3 months
@twos6xes Would back a few other guys to hit it straight at the keeper there
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@uwaisV2
10 months
Carra rasclart bobbins
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Carra rasclart bobbins
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@uwaisV2
7 months
Imam mentioned this in his khutbah ffssss
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7 months
33 weeks but who’s counting 🥹💓
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@uwaisV2
1 year
Tyrique saying he’s gonna be ‘respectful with it’ #LoveIsland
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1 year
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1 year
@Mith23_ skipped straight to cenchs bit
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@uwaisV2
10 months
Don’t get me gassed just for Alvarez to score within the first 10 minutes
@ManUtd
Manchester United
10 months
Goosebumps. #MUFC || #MUNMCI
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@uwaisV2
9 months
Carrick interim
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@AniUTD
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9 months
CL elimination + spanking at Anfield might be his end
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@uwaisV2
1 year
Fair enuff
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1 year
@_FuerteApache quality’s improved heavily in replicas
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1 year
@Ic3Evaa he’s gonna be on his knees apologising tomorrow morning
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@uwaisV2
1 year
@Gideoomatic Alisson in particular
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@uwaisV2
2 years
Tielemens… wtf
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1 year
@s4vva just peeped his bio and can’t say I’m surprised
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@uwaisV2
1 year
Mitch is gonna try pull Maya for a chat #LoveIsland
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@uwaisV2
1 year
@Gideoomatic wonder who missed those big chances
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@uwaisV2
3 months
. @premierleague I know the man for the job
@Lawton_Times
Matt Lawton
3 months
EXCLUSIVE: Man City launch unprecedented legal action against Premier League. Has sparked civil war among clubs with hearing due to start on June 10. City describing PL financial rules as ‘tyranny of the majority’. Full story here on ⁦ @TimesSport
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@uwaisV2
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@uwaisV2
1 year
Zachariah’s already moved on #LoveIsland
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@uwaisV2
5 months
@zarahsultana
Zarah Sultana MP
5 months
Fingers crossed for the Sky Blues today! A huge game against Man United and the club's first FA Cup semi-final since 1987, when the team went on to lift the trophy. Can it be done again?! Good luck @Coventry_City ! 🤞🏽🩵
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@uwaisV2
9 months
@shadadzai smackdown vs raw franchise
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@uwaisV2
1 year
Same vibes 😭👋
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@NovBaII
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Prove everyone wrong by training well, being on time & actually performing? No Playing FIFA, releasing social media statements & refusing to apologise? Yes 🤣🤣
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@uwaisV2
8 months
and then you see Dalot getting 2 yellows for dissent in 10 seconds
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Nice of the referees to punish a player kicking the legs, lunging once, lunging twice (after the whistle) and then screaming in his face. Top officiating again.
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@uwaisV2
8 months
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@uwaisV2
1 year
@Trujista @LvaMago ‘J Hernández’
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@uwaisV2
1 year
@_Asznee u look homeless
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@uwaisV2
10 months
@tedtodorovic need the names of the 5% who voted Antony
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@uwaisV2
1 year
@ht6figs You can just tell his breath stinks
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@uwaisV2
1 year
when we finally get the ball after 20 minutes and Fernandes boots it up the pitch
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1 year
@AL_H4JJ Nah just easing him back in from injury
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1 year
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@uwaisV2
11 months
Dillon Danis is a fucking discord mod
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@uwaisV2
1 year
@ousman_10 lwingba on the other hand
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@uwaisV2
4 months
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@cmwinterburn
Chris Winterburn
4 months
So… the next Manchester United coach will be someone who has previously worked at Spurs.
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@uwaisV2
4 months
@ity_0000 mctominay double at brentford was fucked I was screaming like a bitch in the stands
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@uwaisV2
1 year
when SJR loses the bid to Qatar and sells Thuram to Liverpool for €5M out of spite
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@uwaisV2
7 months
@Zaxi7ii 2/2 He’s like the youngsters will know why I’m making this talk as they’ve all most likely seen the picture of the pregnant muslim woman on twitter
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@uwaisV2
3 months
This is all the data they need
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@unitedjmtwo
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The review should be concluded quickly, as you should have already compiled the necessary data. Additionally, the technical director has already completed the audit or whatever it's called. The final decision should align with what the data and audit indicate.
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@uwaisV2
10 months
@CasaDupre 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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9 months
this is the new version of this ffs
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@DontSayMilitant
Ewan
9 months
Ratmus Hojlund 0 goals 0 assists 13 PL games
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@uwaisV2
3 years
He was right all along
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@uwaisV2
2 years
what’s @UtdRaj1 doing ? 😭😭😭
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@Vararse_ Heavy on the last one
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@uwaisV2
1 year
@h4jj_ negotiated for weeks just to reduce their asking price by €5M i’m cryin 😭😭😭😭
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@uwaisV2
2 years
don’t show ur face in the villa again Charlie #LoveIsland
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@uwaisV2
3 months
@ftblrk_ They were looking at Kerkez few months back
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@uwaisV2
4 months
Tosin not even playing you fucking clown
@xhuhxhuh
Da vinki
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INEOS wants this tosin dood because he's cheap hilarious institution
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@uwaisV2
1 year
Losing 1-0 and Morocco Eid on Saturday
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@uwaisV2
10 months
Rashford after coming out of the club on Sunday
@samuelluckhurst
Samuel Luckhurst
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Rashford out for #mufc due to a 'heavy knock to leg in training'. Failed fitness test this morning.
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@uwaisV2
1 year
when you only get £10 for Eid
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@uwaisV2
9 months
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@bennufc_18
ben
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Who do we want to win the league out of these two I can’t decide
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@uwaisV2
11 months
WRONG
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@r1medi
Rimedi
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Man United good news this season challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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5 months
City Utd FA Cup Final
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@uwaisV2
2 years
no wonder kfc ran outta chicken that one time
@damebesomuevete
luisa la mas viral
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Im so pretty omg
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5 months
Me after free hitting in 11 pakis to break the speed limit on Eid day
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: The Tories are planning a league table for migrant crime [ @Telegraph ]
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10 months
Bryan Gil is the worst footballer I’ve ever seen
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@uwaisV2
3 months
@Michael_Grigs26 they sent that report out about pep expected to leave in summer 2025 just for 10 year contract extension to land
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1 year
@fuadyabz23 one step closer to agreeing a fee
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1 year
Everyone pretending to be sad when they all hated her #LoveIsland
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@uwaisV2
11 months
✌🏼
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@27ZAINABK
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11 months
WHAT ARE U GUYS DRINKING INSTEAD OF COKE
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1 year
@MAK3LELE streets saying he sits there with emos playing sims 4 daily
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@uwaisV2
11 months
@dreezabz people think they solid tweeting this sort of shit 🤣
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1 year
@xoogber @LingyPioche cmon mayn 🤣🤣 even u don’t believe that
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@uwaisV2
2 years
Tweet location : Morley’s Fried Chicken
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@uwaisV2
8 months
Amad dopamine lasted 2 minutes
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@uwaisV2
11 months
@Mizzler0 where do you find this sort of stuff man😭😭
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11 months
Ratcliffe gonna get us Todibo for £10M
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1 year
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@Vararse_ Lwingba was so special
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11 months
Rey Mysterio getting called out in that interview
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1 year
@BORNR1CH some of these lot taking the piss callin players out for supporting mendy
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1 year
Weghorst is one shit cunt, glad he’s gone
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@uwaisV2
5 months
Chelsea Utd
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1 year
@fuadyabz23 availability
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Brentford (H)
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@ftblrk_ and Olise lol
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@ousman_10 You nasty bugger
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1 year
@Gideoomatic but he passes the name check 🔥 he’s got the ‘aura’ 🔥🔥👊🏽
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@uwaisV2
8 months
Anfield ain’t for everyone I guess
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@Ifcj__
LFCJ
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Nah Szoboszlai is fucking awful I’m sorry
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@uwaisV2
2 years
tell rashford bye bye instead u fat sh!t
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@uwaisV2
1 year
@szjugg guys no one contact him he sold me a rinsed cc from heisenberg
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@Bd_irB_ll
Bd@irB@ll
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PL fans still don't realize how good Amrabat is and I'm glad about that
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