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@urdungeonmaster

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East side Chicago, IL
Joined September 2017
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@urdungeonmaster
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6 months
You’re 40+ and can’t host? What’s going on there??
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6 months
You know it’s bushy big and uncut
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You go to his/her house and see this, yall staying or making up an excuse 🧐
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@urdungeonmaster
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3 months
Passed my boards this morning. Officially looking for a sugar baby.
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4 months
My gut reaction is to hate on them, but honestly it just seems like they have a happy marriage. MUST BE NICE
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they were literally made for each other😭🥹
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@urdungeonmaster
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5 months
We as a community are so caring!
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@urdungeonmaster
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10 months
We as a society need to stop shaving chest hair
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@urdungeonmaster
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7 months
!!! I GOT THE JOB !!! 🤗
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8 months
Just applied to dream job. Happy Monday
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@urdungeonmaster
Your (jolly) dungeon master
2 years
I decided I’m only dating boys with bellies 🤤
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2 months
If I visit your page, I’m going straight for the media tab
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@urdungeonmaster
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5 months
Not every gay interaction is about sex?? Idk, I just wanna be your friend!
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6 months
Can we be nicer about body hair?
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10 months
Y’all better sleep tight, okay?
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7 months
Do y’all sleep naked for real?
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3 months
How do the skinniest guys have the biggest *****
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@urdungeonmaster
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5 months
This photo of me is WILD
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@urdungeonmaster
Your (jolly) dungeon master
9 months
Got his number 🫡
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
9 months
Spoke to my gym crush in the steam room and he complimented my physique. He’s probably straight
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@urdungeonmaster
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4 months
Like if ur gay. No one will know
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@urdungeonmaster
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5 months
I wanted to share that your lil dungeon master got that Yale degree today, and it only took 21 rejections to get in! I feel happy and surrounded by so much love 🥰
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5 months
Who even needs a boyfriend? I just want someone to sleep in my bed with me
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6 months
Why are we so angry about open relationships??
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2 months
The stye is giving Quasimodo
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1 month
How do I do a death threat without losing my account?
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2 months
So I’m just supposed to work till I die?
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@urdungeonmaster
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7 months
Smiling bc I still have hair
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@urdungeonmaster
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4 months
Are you a fan too ?
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3 months
If I like your tweet, that means I’m flirting
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@urdungeonmaster
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7 months
Really glad Grindr turned into an ad and buggy mess just to meet partnered guys
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@urdungeonmaster
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3 months
Happy Saturday
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
9 months
God dating gay men can be so grim sometimes
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9 months
He was 15 minutes late, but I think I made a good impression since he’s texting in complete sentences now
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9 months
Need a hot hairy emotionally available vers top in my stocking this year
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@urdungeonmaster
Your (jolly) dungeon master
3 years
I need a boyfriend that brings up Pokémon in casual conversation. know what I mean?
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
5 months
Sleep tight babe
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@urdungeonmaster
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2 months
My facial hair connects if you even care
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
2 months
Used the wrong guard on my razor so now we’re doing scruffy mustache
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6 months
Don’t watch this
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@urdungeonmaster
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2 years
Yeah I got a furry belly what about it? 🐻
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
1 year
Bed head
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
2 years
The older I get the more men with hairy bellies do it for me. 🫃🏻
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9 months
I got PrEP in my butt. Times are changing 🙂💉
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
6 months
Weekend chain broke. Does this one look okay? 😯
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3 months
..yeah
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4 months
Miss me? Such a crazy week omg.
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8 months
Do you like the stash?
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
3 years
This may break gay twitter but instead of going to the gym I plan on eating a fat donut and sitting on the couch today
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
10 months
I hope you squirrels have a nice weekend
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
11 months
Oh these knockers?
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6 months
Sorry to say but not every man is packing a hog and probably doesn’t know how to use it if they do!!
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
2 years
How was your day?
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6 months
Two top couple hitting ME up? Delusional.
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@urdungeonmaster
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13 days
Winter is coming. Time to bulk
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
3 months
Oh sorry I didn’t hear you. What did you say
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
10 months
Where are all the TOPS
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
11 months
If I had a nickel ..
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9 months
My 200 lbs boys, do y’all snore?
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@urdungeonmaster
Your (jolly) dungeon master
1 year
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎂🥳🎁🎈🎈🎈🎈
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
2 years
I wish gay Twitter would normalize working out less and eating more. 🙊
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
5 months
I know my type is well documented but for anyone new it’s this
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
6 months
Why is everyone being so aggressive on here today? Let’s talk about how ugly OR scrubs are
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2 months
Hood up, ears out, stye bulging
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3 months
mom found the jockstraps
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Your (jolly) dungeon master
2 years
Looking for a boyfriend
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9 months
This year has been beyond shit, but last night I shot my shot with the cutest guy in the bar. He gave me his number then kissed me 😛
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1 year
Where am I
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