Me, every time I need to shower: โUgh, I donโt want to shower.โ
Me, whilst in the shower: โALL HAIL THIS AQUATIC VALHALLA OF WARMTH AND SOOTHING CLEANSING PLEASE FORWARD ALL MAIL I NOW LIVE WITHIN THESE MAGICAL TILED WALLS.โ
Me, the next day: โUgh, I donโt want to shower.โ