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@uptown_parker

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1 year

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@Zvbear

1 year

What’s your favorite tweet of mine?

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6 months

You getting finer

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parker

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1 year

@aspenkatana lol he so real

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

Birdman gotta stop clearing samples

Rap Alert

@rapalert6

1 year

DreamDoll teases her new single “Project D*ck” releasing next which which samples Cash Money’s “Project Chick.” @dreamdoll

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parker

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1 year

Willing to bet she has tweets criticizing biack men about some colorism or having a lightskin preference

Jelon

@JelonMusks

1 year

Y’all are PATHETIC bruh…

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parker

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9 months

Finding a way to make this about y’all crazy.

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parker

@uptown_parker

8 months

To the people inviting me to spaces today

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parker

@uptown_parker

3 months

Nicki was seated in the dark talking with a baby voice

Safiq 🎙️ Sah•feek

@ItsBankhead_

3 months

Why yall not saying he having coke rants and on coke for dragging this for more than a day?

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parker

@uptown_parker

7 months

God during slavery:

stan and cartoon media.

@itgirlslasher

7 months

DJ Khaled enjoys his vacation in new photo.

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 month

Boy them African bot pages DM 400 people a day asking to be their sugar daddy

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parker

@uptown_parker

8 months

My bitch said she wanted to experience Dubai so I shitted on her

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parker

@uptown_parker

7 months

Jack Jack argument word bank: Narrative, Psychosis, Manipulate, Rhetoric, Perception, Perspective, Integrity.

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parker

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3 months

Having dating apps is pointless. The love of your life is on Twitter

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5 months

Niggas 30 years old tryna have jollof rice debates

🇱🇷🇬🇳

@heiiimav

5 months

africans saying they hate africans is such a real thing, cause u rlly gotta be african to understand how ANNOYING africans are

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parker

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6 months

Look at this y’all lmaoo

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

No kiss should be this triggering

Raphouse TV (RHTV)

@raphousetv7

1 year

Chicago 63rd Rapper King Yella Calls out his fellow Homeboy King Lil Jay for Kissing a Transgender Inmate Being Locked up In PC 😤

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parker

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1 year

5th grade black history month we learned that black people invented peanut butter and the whole class all looked back at me expecting me to be proud

Never break kayfabe

@Tripolar_B

1 year

You ever had a racist experience but it was funny tho

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parker

@uptown_parker

4 months

Are you sure we’re still discussing rap music

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parker

@uptown_parker

11 months

People get so irrational when it comes to drake

MASTER STUDENT🤲🏾

@MUSICANDBUILDS

11 months

“I hate a actor Who plays a rapper”-PUN

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parker

@uptown_parker

6 months

LMFAOOO. I think most of the progressive body positive ppl are full of shit for sure

285 Migrant Crime

@285Slim

6 months

Jokes write themselves.

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parker

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6 months

Even God rested

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parker

@uptown_parker

9 months

If we follow eachother. You’re my friend, and I have your best interest and you can ask me to borrow money ❤️💯

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parker

@uptown_parker

10 months

“Bitch nigga you ain’t gone neva get swole”

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@steventaughtme

10 months

@SomaKazima bear’s intrusive thoughts almost won 💀

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

A homosexual saying straight men hate women is so mind boggling considering the fact that I can’t think of anything more misogynistic than being gay. You hate women so much you decided to start fucking men.

DEI Cis-sy

@BlvckLotusx

1 year

@PersnicketyK 1) Most heterosexual black men actually HATE black women. 2) Black men have been so castrated, colonized and conditioned by white society they don't see any value in protecting black women. 3) The replies PROVE that black men are also scared and timid around other black men.

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

Sitting next to youngboy and mayweather daughter child

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@Zvbear

1 year

Blueface and Chrisean’s kid is gonna be in one of those classrooms with 4 teachers and 3 students

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parker

@uptown_parker

10 months

Reincarnating as a hood black persons dog is the worst fate possible

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parker

@uptown_parker

3 months

AYO DOG IN THE BACK IS A CUCK

🇱🇷 🇨🇮

@Elleeethia

3 months

Níggás don’t be there for they bm…but let that dog get pregnant ‼️🤣

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parker

@uptown_parker

10 months

Goddamn you gone leave yo man because you started drinking green smoothies and açai bowls

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parker

@uptown_parker

20 days

I’d fire your cracker

♱ katana ♱

@aspenkatana

20 days

Firecracker day

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parker

@uptown_parker

5 months

Manifesting this for all my homies and homegirls who interracial date 🤲🏾

Spyda

@spydaforthewin

5 months

Dr.Umar bouta lose his SHIT! 🤣🤣🤣

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parker

@uptown_parker

5 months

I’d sacrifice goats and virgins

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parker

@uptown_parker

8 months

You just keep getting sicker and sicker

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@Zvbear

8 months

Met a Swedish PAWG that told me she’s trynna escape her liberal feminist atheist husband I had to rescue her

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

Internalized antiblackness/misogynoir >>>. Easiest girls to pull

Kara

@mylifeiskara

1 year

Maybe it's the transplants but I've had a great experience as a black woman in LA I know the saying men don't date black women here but maybe that's because you got them big ass passion twists in your head BFFR

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

Local man has evaluated the day to day lives of every person in our generation who sought therapy and concluded that it was Ineffective

Bahama Don 🇧🇸

@N8TheCre8tive

1 year

Ima keep it a buck. I’m pretty sure our generation goes to therapy more than the previous. And to be quite Frank. I’m not seeing the result.

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parker

@uptown_parker

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@Zvbear

10 months

It’s niggas who never set an alarm in their lives doing it tonight to wake up at 6AM for that new Drake

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parker

@uptown_parker

5 months

Drake saying the sex was average with Rihanna on a song is crazy lmao wtf wrong with that nigga

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

Sex work by nature is dehumanizing.

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parker

@uptown_parker

9 months

Do you know how homophobic you gotta be that restraining your homophobia brings you to tears ??

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

All this lady did was pose for a video/photo

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parker

@uptown_parker

4 months

@Edgeoftheastral @wantedbythe8th I just saved it imma keep the legacy going

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parker

@uptown_parker

8 months

Thanksgiving at Diddy’s house gonna be so awkward this year

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parker

@uptown_parker

2 months

Called the suicide hotline and they told me just vibe

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@uptown_parker

2 months

You Onlyfans ppl who shoot content in public where strangers see you deserve funerals

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parker

@uptown_parker

8 months

MONEY GRUBBING JEW

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parker

@uptown_parker

4 months

I lost a baddie plus 10k this week. My enemies are winning

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parker

@uptown_parker

10 days

I just saw a video of lil Wayne rapping they not like us and I’ll like to officially call for the separation of the yung money OVO conglomerate

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parker

@uptown_parker

8 months

Good morning

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7 months

Oh this hard

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5 months

Idc if my future child is a boy or girl as long as it hates jews

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parker

@uptown_parker

7 months

Be careful on the roads tonight . Many men will be drunk and their wives will be driving

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parker

@uptown_parker

8 months

Come on guys they're not that bad

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parker

@uptown_parker

8 months

Alright I think I’m about to hop on the antisemitic train cause this is nuts

Jemz 🥷🏿

@YourBoyJemz

8 months

LMAOOOOO

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

You don’t even know your milk. I knew you was faking it. In it for the interactions.

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@Zvbear

1 year

Bro I made this edit yesterday thinking this was Taylor Swift but was informed that it’s some bitch from the church of Satan What the FUCK

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

Laziness is never the way

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parker

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7 months

I got a tailed beast for you to capture

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parker

@uptown_parker

4 months

If I win the lottery I’m buying my whole timeline BBLs

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

I hope spice continues to soar and it keeps on paining them

KenBarbie™

@itsKenBarbie

1 year

🎥 | Rory & Mal debate with co-host Demaris who says “Ice Spice has no talent and if she was dark skinned she wouldn’t have made it to the Met Gala nor Kim Kardashian’s house.” Who’s speaking facts here?

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parker

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3 months

Tomorrow will be day 1 of no substance abuse 🤞🏾

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parker

@uptown_parker

9 months

Hey sexy baby DM me with your Cashapp so I can spoil you ❤️

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parker

@uptown_parker

7 months

New blacks like that term

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parker

@uptown_parker

10 months

I’m never LACKIN

DUDE Wipes

@DUDEwipes

10 months

@wedeyorganize still gonna need us

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parker

@uptown_parker

6 months

The fact that I could tell who this was from the back I need to cut my internet time

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

You pandering boys are reaching new lows

HBK

@Deji95

1 year

Us black men have allowed idiots to be comfortable to talk like this

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parker

@uptown_parker

3 months

Everybody has found love on Twitter before. Even if it was momentarily you remember how you felt about that person.

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parker

@uptown_parker

10 months

“Call me a Bad Boy killer, murder motherfuckers daily know the feds trail me, so my alias Makaveli”

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parker

@uptown_parker

9 months

I wish you monkey immigrants would swing back to your countries

blood in my eye hate in my heart ❤️‍🔥

@Fiyasohollywood

9 months

Us: The US empire needs to fall Y’all: but I live here 🥺🥺🥺

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@uptown_parker

1 month

This picture might make me come out of retirement lol

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@RicosRevengex

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parker

@uptown_parker

9 months

You only eat quality steak when your sugar daddy is in town

Black King

@Lvl32Pod

9 months

@uptown_parker You can’t cook and eat steak at Waffle House so this is expected

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parker

@uptown_parker

6 months

My mom is old school Nigerian so she doesn’t respect my hair twists. She said why didn’t I sit down and have them fix my nails too 😔

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parker

@uptown_parker

6 months

You gotta remember when you’re arguing on the internet. 90 percent of these ppl are dumb and the rest are fake smart

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parker

@uptown_parker

8 months

If I shake a nigga hand and see a cock Im gonna be upset

Science girl

@gunsnrosesgirl3

8 months

Local gigantism is a condition where a specific body part grows larger than normal, often due to excessive growth of anatomical structures or abnormal substance accumulation. Commonly observed in fingers and toes, it's referred to as macrodactyly

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parker

@uptown_parker

10 months

Taking a shower and putting on clean clothes is one of the cheapest daily therapies life blesses us with

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parker

@uptown_parker

6 months

Women who don’t let you drive their car while they’re at work are assholes

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parker

@uptown_parker

7 months

This is why your hotel averages a 2 star rating

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parker

@uptown_parker

2 months

Why yall treat that nigga like a make a wish retard

jade

@WifexOfxAgony

3 months

Chief Keef rapped “I didn’t get to be a kid” on “Believe.” He’s unpacking his trauma and the behaviors he learned from the elders in his life. Wow. I am so glad he’s still here with us. This is so huge.

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parker

@uptown_parker

6 months

My sexual kink is to give a bad bitch my money

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parker

@uptown_parker

7 months

It’s a Buncha niggas who ain’t never shoot shit in the comments sucking dick

My Mixtapez

@mymixtapez

7 months

Engineer & founder of the firearm company “Glock” has passed away. Gaston Glock was 94 🕊️

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parker

@uptown_parker

5 months

Drake posting free Tory at 3 am 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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@uptown_parker

8 months

I swear we be killing our mental health with thoughts that don’t even matter

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@uptown_parker

6 months

Day already pissing me off and it’s 5 am

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parker

@uptown_parker

3 months

How could you bash this. She was being real

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@FatsPostingLs

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@uptown_parker

4 months

My enemies have gained friendship from their mutual malice towards me. they have now joined forces to devise my destruction.

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parker

@uptown_parker

3 months

Tomorrow will be day one of no substance abuse btw 🤞🏾

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

I think this might be for #Those blacks

Kemi Marie (they/them)

@kemimarie

1 year

The Spill app is black as fuck. I love that

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parker

@uptown_parker

10 months

Oh yeah this song is worth the whole for all the dog album

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parker

@uptown_parker

4 months

If you’re venting and being vulnerable with a woman and she uses it against you later. You need to send her a gift and fucking thank her for the character development you’re going to gain from her betrayal. You owe that bitch for life

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parker

@uptown_parker

7 months

I don’t trust myself enough to date a white girl, what if I let her say nigga

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parker

@uptown_parker

1 year

😂😂😂😂 stop hating

365 party gurl 🍉

@dom__dotty

1 year

When y’all give birth and say “no epidural, natural birth, no meds, standing up, in a water pool” what are you trying to prove?

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@uptown_parker

1 year

Man please stop typing

Ty | The Marketing Bully

@MarketingBully_

1 year

We’re gonna keep seeing this happen because y’all don’t wanna pay us more.. y’all won’t lower rent and utilities and food.. y’all won’t give us free healthcare… y’all won’t give us free education.. so yea.. people are just gonna steal it 🤷‍♀️

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parker

@uptown_parker

6 months

We was husseins

Historyland

@HistorylandHQ

1 year

Black Iranians dressed as royalty (Qajar Era 1800-1925) [513x513]

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@uptown_parker

1 month

A developed frontal lobe gotta be the most overrated shit

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parker

@uptown_parker

4 months

We’ve come together this Eve to pay our respects to a real bitch

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@PINKINCIDE

4 months

rip @nizedatpussy 😭

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parker

@uptown_parker

5 months

I got something even better for you gang

BigLouieR0$A (La-Ro$a D. Phoenix)

@flowerJones14

5 months

@uptown_parker Polo draws

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parker

@uptown_parker

3 months

I just blocked and deaded friendships with 4 of my "homeboys". I had herpes literally a whole month ago and not one of those niggas checked on your boy. I ain't say shit, I just blocked and let it be what it is. Niggas wasn't my real friends

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