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Androo “Bratwurst in Lederhosen” Downie

@upside_downie

5 years

Facebook just reminded me of this video from when Rufus got tired of Ringo’s shit a year ago...

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Androo “Bratwurst in Lederhosen” Downie

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3 years

A friend shared this with me with the caption, “The more you look, the more confusing it becomes”

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2 years

@LEBassett @yashar At a cafe in Paris in 2000, a coworker decided to ask for his desert a la mode. The waiter, with a perfect French sneer, asked, “what do you mean… Fashionable?”

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He blustered about 4 on 1 and I just laughed. They walked off talking shit, the manager called the cops, and the young lady was okay. Fucking humans, just a couple evolutionary steps away from monkeys flinging poo at each other. 3/3

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3 months

Got into a bit of an altercation at our local grocery store this evening. Young woman (teens) was being badgered by 4 young men (same age). Saw them bothering her a couple of times and finally asked her if she was okay… She wasn’t. Leader of the pack decided to rear up 1/3

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3 months

When I told them to leave her alone and go elsewhere. He saw a chunky middle-aged guy alone and he had 3 buddies with him, so he started talking shit. “Look kid, however you believe this is going to escalate, it’s not going to work out how you think.” 2/3

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9 months

The average lifespan of a falcon is 12-15 years. This means every falcon alive today was born in the 21st century, which makes them all Millennium Falcons.

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3 years

I don’t have a SoundCloud, but 1 in every 560 Americans has died of Covid-19, so please go get your shot(s), keep social distancing, wear your mask.

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6 years

@SRuhle That boat was purchased on the backs of Michigan school children, through MUlti-level marketing and with the blood spilled by a mercenary army... They should have sunk it.

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2 months

If you're a Second Amendment purist and aren't demanding the head of the cop that killed Airman Fortson... Well, Fuck you. Where the fuck is the @NRA ? Where are all the Rittenhouse defenders?

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2 years

@FPWellman @seanspicer I’m old enough to remember them bashing Biden for last months numbers, which were just revised WAY up to 510k

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6 years

@GOP You know ICE didn’t exist a few years ago, right?

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6 years

@DrSCubed @brianbreed @HoarseWisperer @cduffy90 @JetBlue As a former paratrooper, we never wore jumpsuits... Unless it was disco night.

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4 years

@IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump It's going to be fantastic seeing you lose everything when the investigations start.

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5 years

@KevinFarzad @erinscafe Yeah, this is the new approach. “We’re a family”, “There is no work/life balance, because it’s all just life and you spend more time with us than your family”, “we’re your only family now...” Welcome to the cult...

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6 months

@ChowdahHill @Kat_Missouri I’m sorry, if the CO wants regular coffee, I’m finding regular coffee… Although, you should mess with them and order something super complex, and with sprinkles.

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4 years

@KalhanR @TaylorLorenz “Sure, you’re free to breathe outside, as we are free to refuse you service.”

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1 year

@ask_aubry Wait, how would switching a window to a center put them with their girlfriend? Was it a 3/2/3 or a 3/2 seat config? Or were they in a different row and both had centers? Either way, nah. If you want to sit together pay for it like everyone else does.

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3 years

Who turns one today? FERGUS!!! Happy birthday to our little bundle of unbounded boxer energy! How it all started vs how it’s going: Can he get some love @darth & @dog_rates ?

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3 months

The most real periodic table…

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2 months

@GPatrick “That’s probably not good… Anyway…”

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4 months

@DabneyRL @evilmullet Logistics win wars. A good soldier would know that.

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2 years

@Tim_Org Counterpoint: Hiring companies, let candidates know what is going on during the hiring process. Don't just ghost them.

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3 years

@GOP Tell us again who it was that brokered the deal with the Taliban last year, pulled all the contractors, drew down the troop levels, abandoned the Afghan military, stoped SIV processing, and released 5,000 hardline prisoners including the current Taliban leader.

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4 years

@NataliaAntonova That is a really weird opener. “I don’t want the whole kid thing, but you hot, so I’ll risk it to see if I get lucky.” Shocked you didn’t invite him up to see your etchings... 🙄

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1 year

@jimrosecircus1 @soonergrunt You know, when you find a hidden cave, you really want something better than a container of Garfield phones.

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4 years

@CarmineSabia @MailOnline Obviously it's the Antifa submarine forces..

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2 years

@AdamKinzinger How many blue collar folks started school, took out loans, but didn’t finish? They still have loans, their kids have loans, they may have a degree but ended up “blue collar” anyway. Welding is a degree program at community college, they loan money too…

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4 years

@thehill Remember how we aren’t supposed to listen to celebrities? This is why.

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3 months

Ummmmmm, why can't we do High-Speed Rail?

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The evolution of high speed railway lines in China.

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1 year

He is the Christian that the Right claims to be, he was the hero they all say they would be, and he is the polar opposite of everything that Trump is. He is a good, ethical, public servant and servant for his god. Jimmy Carter is a good man. He is in my thoughts.

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Do you remember the world’s very first nuclear meltdown? That time the US President, an expert in nuclear physics, heroically lowered himself into the reactor and saved Ottawa, Canada’s capital? Sounds like schlocky action movie, but it actually happened!

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3 years

@Acyn What? We abandoned the Kurds and gave the airfield to the Russians?

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5 years

@SwiftOnSecurity @RudyGiuliani Rudy is a few fries short of a happy meal...

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6 months

@patriottakes There isn't one natural breast in that entire place, is there?

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7 years

@FranciscoMedRep @realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Awwww look, The Russians have a Latino bot now...

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2 years

@scarebaby @Acyn And they ALL voted against capping the price of insulin.

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2 years

@ArchCordileone Maybe the dioceses should be paying property taxes...

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5 years

@CalebJHull @DavidAFrench Good thing he was there. Not many people could make that shot. Even law enforcement would struggle with it.

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4 years

@MarkFooterman @GOPLeader At will employment sure is a bitch, isn't it? Maybe you should talk to the GOP about getting rid of it.

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3 years

@EricTrump Are these irregulars? I don’t see the word “Fuck” above “Trump”.

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3 years

@beesquared0912 You should inform your neighbor that the Marines teach you 20 different ways to kill with your flute 🤣

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1 month

So, if I hurt a police dog, I get charged with assaulting a police officer… Shouldn’t the handler get charged with the same?

WBRC FOX6 News

@WBRCnews

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K-9 officer dies after being left in hot car in Missouri, department says.

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2 years

@rich29uk @Rschooley Not even. The dude walked away from the house upon seeing them and called the police on himself.

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5 years

@DavidPFunk @chezpedro Someone I know was flying from Chicago to Minneapolis this morning... I love how @SouthwestAir just noped out, but @delta was like, “Pffft, we’ll fly somewhere colder!”

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4 years

@jonathanvswan @mikeallen I like how they said they are “taking a knee for two weeks”... How very Kaepernick of them.

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5 years

@travisakers Well, they could court martial him under Article 89 of UCMJ and then throw the book at him. I’d suggest reducing him to E1 and shipping him off to a remote, unaccompanied duty station to monitor a trash barge, or something.

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Androo “Bratwurst in Lederhosen” Downie

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3 months

LOL, Inget an email about SIG redefining the ranch rifle. Now, when I think ranch rifle, I think utilitarian, cost effective, chambered in a nice all-around caliber… SIG imagines a $3000 rifle that looks like it walked off a military movie set

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2 months

@CBSEveningNews @CBSNews Then, apparently, tabs were kept on them as a case was built and they were arrested before causing any problems. That’s how shit is supposed to work. If they had booted them out, they’d be right back at another crossing point and we wouldn’t know it.

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1 year

@kyledcheney @MuellerSheWrote Old enough to serve in the military, old enough to vote, old enough to be punished for his crime.

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7 years

@AlexJayBrady @kylegriffin1 Technically, per UCMJ, he is obligated to refuse unlawful orders. However, with the current @potus , I wouldn’t advertise that you would do so.

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5 years

@Casey You left your sink running...

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2 years

@GOP Which is good. Glad the Biden Admin is doing a better job than Trump.

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3 years

@soonergrunt @eodguy89d During Desert Shield, When he was pulling security for Schwarzkopf, I got detailed to drive the general while he was in camp. We chatted for a bit and he did the coolest thing ever. He gave me a 6-pack of ice cold coke from the cooler they brought. My squad was so happy.

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7 years

@kylegriffin1 While I appreciate the sentiment, saying this is a good way to get relieved of Command...

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3 years

@Acyn @eodguy89d Do you want to get Fox News banned in government facilities? This is how you get Fox News banned in government facilities.

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6 years

@deannalynnarzol @LillyPaloma1980 @eugenegu Not to mention there were other people there who had not purchased anything...

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20 days

OFFER NOT VALID IN UVALDE, TX…

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This is on fb marketplace for $60.

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5 years

@abnheel @AOC Actually, no. Title 13 makes it unlawful for the census bureau to share any personal information, even to law enforcement. Check your facts dude.

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5 years

@TeamTrump @realDonaldTrump There’s a whole lot of dumb right there...

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4 years

@SawyerHackett @GopherGrad Someone needs to lose their damn job.

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4 years

@IvankaTrump I feel bad for your kids. As they get older, they’ll read about your family and know the shame of being a Trump.

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4 years

Y’all... Meet Fergus

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1 year

@SecretaryPete Yes, will the @gop work with the administration to address the issues that caused this accident?

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6 years

@kathygriffin Yes, but are you a day trader? A stock trader? A commodities trader? We need some clarification here!

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3 months

@iarnsdorf Not proud enough to show their faces though…

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7 years

@SlappyKeller @GOP I’m convinced it’s a 13 year old boy, probably some staffer’s kid.

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4 years

@thehill They haven’t “added” any, they are furloughed people going back to work.

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4 years

@BaliJibril @AdamParkhomenko Honestly, Bloomberg could do a lot more good focusing on ads and staying out of the race, IMHO...

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3 months

Sigh… Another neighbor goes alt-right… WTF is up with mechanics being into this shit? Also, he’s needed a new roof for freaking years and his yard is a disaster.

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4 years

@nomchompsky @Remember_Sarah Doing the whole “pretending to discover them” every time you walk by them 🤣

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4 years

@dmihalopoulos Well, as people died in the commission of his insurrection, I guess he’ll get to think about it while doing time...

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2 years

@MarshaBlackburn

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5 years

@HamillHimself I made my daughter watch it... She no longer speaks to me.

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3 years

@FPWellman @VBPD Someone pulls this shit in my neighborhood, their whole world is getting fucked up and I’ll make sure the family getting harassed is out of town when it happens…

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5 months

LOL, I forgot I had ordered this enameled piece of awesome! Thanks @EffinBirds

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@Acyn Well, considering Younkin said that’s exactly what he was going to do…

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2 years

@BlondeRipley @DellAdams @Ariela_Lupi88 @TrustNobis @ajetsetgirl @nycsouthpaw That was a good shot though…

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2 years

@DrPemby @ChaseMit Then pay the extra and book seats together.

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2 years

@LPNH Well, you are making it abundantly clear why everyone hates your party.

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5 years

@CBSNews Uh-huh... He just happened to record it and share it with the media too...

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How would anyone know, he’s never released his returns… Also, doesn’t this open them up to discovery and discussion in open court?

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This is a disaster. Trump is now claiming that he is innocent because he didn't take a tax deduction on paying back Michael Cohen for the Stormy Daniels hush money, "Another thing that wasn't even said was we never even deducted it as a tax deduction."

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@MSmithWriter @girlsreallyrule No, it's not. It's entirely appropriate as people try to lionize this seditious woman into something she wasn't. This was her. She got killed acting on this misplaced anger.

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@CHUCKESTEW @thehill Let's not forget the 9 dead in South Carolina from that liberal gunman...

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So, I just finished a 2 year, medically guided weight loss program. In total, I lost ~140 lbs and maintained it for 8 months. I still want to drop more, so I am setting my new start point and a new goal, which I will try to do on my own, for now.

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@funder @RonFilipkowski I’m sure the Dominion lawyers appreciate the shout out too 🤣

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@1followernodad I would like to point out that all real bratwurst comes from the Wisconsin region of the country. Sausages from outside that region are just sparkling sausages.

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The O-Team... If you’re in emotional trouble, and you can find them, they’ll make you feel better about the world.

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5 years

@thehill This is how to answer.

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3 years

Today I got my fountain pen from @Stonekettle . This thing has some awesome weight, feels good in the hand, and writes really well!

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@JRMajewski Ummmmm, that's dated 25 April 01... When did we go into Afghanistan? When did the attack on the World Trade Center/Pentagon occur?

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@mrglenn Yeah, the fact that you consider Carlson a journalist is the first indication your opinion holds no value... The second indication is that you expect any less from military leaders than to defend their troops. I think the Tammy Duckworth response is fitting for you too.

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My wife: Can you stop at Costco? Me: 😳😳😳😳 [dramatic pause] Me: ummmmm, sure…

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