Smokey McPot @upperdeckyzyn Twitter profile

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Smokey McPot

@upperdeckyzyn

8 months

Pulling up in this and hanging 50 on your head

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Smokey McPot

@upperdeckyzyn

1 month

Bosh, back out to Allen

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2 months

Your boy:“yo, do I looked racked in that pic” Me “Nah you looked chill” Your boy in that pic:

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1 year

@doormouse1999 Ideal male communication

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8 months

This would be a great question if I was sober enough to read it

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Smokey McPot

@upperdeckyzyn

7 months

Ok liberals 🤣👇

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7 months

A DUI would change your whole world. #DriveSober

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Smokey McPot

@upperdeckyzyn

7 months

God I love white women

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7 months

I want to go on a hike with this girl and have her explain things to me

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Smokey McPot

@upperdeckyzyn

4 months

she threw up on my bed man

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@upperdeckyzyn

4 months

Me and who

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4 months

Hey bro. Respectfully, as your boy: you got a smile that lights up the room.

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6 months

Jake Browning I was not familiar with your game

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Smokey McPot

@upperdeckyzyn

1 year

@doormouse1999 I really love my dad too and the round face stuff is just a rough around the edges way of saying he misses you and having u around. My dad does the same shit “Miss your help with the shoveling bud!” “It’s nice that you’re not keeping us up all night!”

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1 year

Hey if your a young man and are nervous around women, its okay! I was there too. The secret key is to get as drunk as you possibly can, then lie to them about anything you can think of. That way they know youre super hot and chill, like me, Smokey McPot

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Smokey McPot

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9 months

Sorority social at the hockey game tonight. I’ll be cheering extra hard for penalty’s, have to let these ladies know I’m not afraid to spend time in the box

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1 year

Wow

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@upperdeckyzyn

1 year

You think it’s awkward when the LPGA is in Saudi and they’re forced to use a 4 iron because they’re not allowed to drive?

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Smokey McPot

@upperdeckyzyn

10 months

Lets start a college bar and, wait for it, call it "the library" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

I’m the red ring of death the way I destroy your x’s box

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1 year

Haven’t seen a shooter work this hard to stop things burning since Kyle Rittenhouse

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@upperdeckyzyn

10 months

My coworker is lesbian and it might get me fired “I went out to dinner with my girlfriend last night” Me with the biggest shit eating grin on my face: “that’s so sick”

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@upperdeckyzyn

7 months

DeVito walking into the coaches office

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Giants head coach Brian Daboll says Tyrod Taylor will start at QB in Week 17.

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3 months

honey x3

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4 months

how did y’all react the first time yall seen someone doing c*ke?

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11 months

I have been let go (fired)

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@upperdeckyzyn

1 year

Just learned my internship is unpaid I’m going to shoot myself in the head (with a gun)

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1 year

Gonna start all my pickup lines with the phrase “some are saying” from now on. “Some out there are saying you have the sickest jugs in this bar, would you confirm or deny these statements”

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1 month

The first guys who thought of putting Rick and Morty on a bong:

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7 months

🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨 Smokey McPot has switched to liquor drinks at the Christmas Party No questions at this time

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1 year

I’m so back hahahaha

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@upperdeckyzyn

8 months

Is this a women’s jacket? I bought it at the thrift store and have loved it. My mom said it might be a women’s jacket

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Smokey McPot

@upperdeckyzyn

2 years

My stance on taking a girl on a date (we’re going to chilis and I’m so fucking nervous)

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@upperdeckyzyn

8 months

After years of holding out, I am officially a "Drinking on Sunday's" guy now and I don't know how to feel about it. Blog:

I’m a “Drink on Sundays” guy now and I don’t know how to feel about it

Recently I have made a choice to transition. No, not genders or sexuialities. You wish though. I’ve become a guy who drinks on Sundays, and that is a terrifying thought. Where do we even go f…

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1 month

If mango pods go back on the shelves white boy summer could start riots

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Remember when Juul vapes were taken off shelves two years ago? The Food and Drug Administration rescinded its marketing ban on Juul Labs on Thursday, opening the door for the e-cigarettes to come back to stores.

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1 year

Stop Doing Pot! This is my son after only 3 pots! Horrible!

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6 months

You won’t believe this

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Smokey McPot

@upperdeckyzyn

8 months

Fake Nipple-Piercing Gate: An Unamerican Pandemic that must be stopped

Fake Nipple-Piercing Gate

Something absolutely Earth-shattering came up on my timeline today. Something so incredible it sent a shiver down my spine and shook me to my core. A tidal wave of angst, fear, rage, hurt, and dist…

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@upperdeckyzyn

10 months

Tinder but it’s for pit bulls and toddlers

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@upperdeckyzyn

11 months

Kids used to take 80/20 tobaccy chops out of a bong and now they work at enterprise rent a car

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9 months

Back? Back.

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6 months

“Smokey, why is dry January important to you?”

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@upperdeckyzyn

1 year

“Oh this doing numbers”

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@upperdeckyzyn

7 months

Trump rally im inside you

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Smokey McPot

@upperdeckyzyn

7 months

Breathing is on manual mode right now

Smokey McPot

@upperdeckyzyn

7 months

🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨 Smokey McPot has switched to liquor drinks at the Christmas Party No questions at this time

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@upperdeckyzyn

11 months

Hey twitter, Meet my girlfriend Kourtney!

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@upperdeckyzyn

2 years

Twitter User Smokey McPot’s official statement on driving this New Years:

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@upperdeckyzyn

8 months

So hammered last night just talking to dudes about how great Red Dead Redemption 2 is

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@upperdeckyzyn

6 months

@BurningBlunts69 “Just lmk ahaha” *_____ is typing*

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3 months

@JohnDadof7 @JimmyPesky I’m so geeked at “sat with the lurks at lunch in high school”

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@upperdeckyzyn

2 years

🚨Burner meetup🚨 Washington DC, January 6th at 10am

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@upperdeckyzyn

1 year

The vyvanse and the black coffee in my stomach after leg day I feel like the battle of Normandy is going on inside me

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@upperdeckyzyn

7 months

hey i really appreciated your fall dump instagram post. Really enjoyed looking at that.

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@upperdeckyzyn

1 year

I, Smokey McPot: Bench 225 Drive the golf ball 300 yards Love chicks Drink Jack Daniels Has sex (with women) Is on a podcast And I won’t be apologizing for ANY of it

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@upperdeckyzyn

1 year

Hey babe are you a joint? Cause I’d hit that twice, have a panic attack and throw up

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@upperdeckyzyn

5 months

the best part about watching ufc fights is your boy whos been drinking all night has suddenly become an expert

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2 years

Can’t believe my parents didn’t get any gifts for the bugs under my skin

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@upperdeckyzyn

1 year

Just learned my internship is unpaid I’m going to shoot myself in the head (with a gun)

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@upperdeckyzyn

2 years

🚨Update🚨 thank you all for the love. Had 2 diet cokes and on my game. Going out again Saturday night. Second Base McPot

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@upperdeckyzyn

2 years

My stance on taking a girl on a date (we’re going to chilis and I’m so fucking nervous)

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@upperdeckyzyn

7 months

My Gay Coworker Slid into my DMs

My Gay Coworker is in my DMs…

I’m not homophobic. Gay dudes honestly rock. What’s more masculine then 2 dudes that hang out all time and check in on each other to make sure they’re doing ok? But I personally d…

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Smokey McPot

@upperdeckyzyn

1 year

Born too late to explore earth. Born too soon to explore space. But born just in time to watch supreme patty give homeless people a dab, pocket pussy, and $100 cash

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1 year

1st beer in 9 months of course I gotta be tapping in

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1 year

Things that are goated at this current moment 1. BBQ chips 2. Boobs 3. Tiger woods 4. Antonio brown highlights 5. Pot 6. Black ice air fresheners

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@upperdeckyzyn

11 months

Society if there was Uber Eats for cocaine

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9 months

Parents Weekend Pro: Mom cleaned my apartment Con: Mom found my pot

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Me and who

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@upperdeckyzyn

8 months

If any of you look like Jade from Victorious I’m not saying to hit me up. Definitely don’t dm me. For sure don’t tweet at me. Do none of the above

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@upperdeckyzyn

8 months

Jade from Victorious was the baddest ever

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@upperdeckyzyn

6 months

Can someone with AI make me a movie poster for “Patriots Day 2” where mark whalberg is now a Boston cop out of his element in Washington DC on January 6th, 2021

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@upperdeckyzyn

11 months

Wedding Crashers is the perfect movie - Tits - Romance - Lying to women

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@upperdeckyzyn

1 year

Top goated things at this current moment 6mg zyns The dark knight trilogy Chicken joe Surfs up Chicks who look steez in winter cloths ;47)/ Drugs

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@upperdeckyzyn

2 years

Shoutout

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@upperdeckyzyn

2 years

Rizz pt. 2

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@upperdeckyzyn

7 months

This is what the left want to take from us. But I’ll stand up, look them in their eyes and tell them “no”

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1 year

This same tweet goes viral no joke once a month

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1 year

can anyone help me with my excel homework?

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@upperdeckyzyn

1 year

She canceled

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@upperdeckyzyn

1 year

Taking my hot peer mentor out to lunch tomorrow this is either going to be sick or be a disaster

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1 year

I’ve made the executive decision to be mad chill today

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8 months

Jade from Victorious was the baddest ever

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@upperdeckyzyn

8 months

“I’m taking away your Xbox!” “That’s not fair Dad!” “Life isn’t fair, Stranglehold by Ted Nugent, get over it.”

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2 years

Tap in (sup chicks)

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1 year

This girl said america wasn’t the best country on earth

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1 year

Nah who let this crazy white boy get new glasses 😂🤪🤔😎👀🤔

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1 year

This huge fat kid comes up to me in the bar last night and goes “nobody fucks with you” bro clearly your metabolism doesn’t fuck with you 💀

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@upperdeckyzyn

11 months

I have an alibi I swear

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Man breaks into shop to steal a sex doll

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1 year

If it makes everyone feel any better I met a girl at the bar, added her snap. Fired her a snap this morning, she replayed it but didn’t respond, now I can’t find her anymore

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Smokey McPot

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1 year

Best things to come out of Canada @ReportsbyWario @BrettFILLlips Trailer Park Boys Rush Avril Lavigne Letterkenny @padme_tits

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2 years

Rizz or nah?

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2 years

I feel like this is pretty chill if I do say so myself

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8 months

A Quick Word About My Grandfather and Masculinity

Out of Privacy and Respect I won’t go into too much detail. Also the featured image is a free one from the blog site, not my grandfather (it’s a steez picture though). My Grandfather pa…

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@upperdeckyzyn

2 years

Your broad saw me in my carhart and bumble sunglasses. Sorry ‘bout that

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@upperdeckyzyn

7 months

Did they film this where they filmed Spy Kids 2?

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22 years ago, linkin park released ‘in the end’

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Zyn in my lip. Northern lights, blue moon in hand, “Dark Side of The Moon” blasting. Senior fraternity lock in. This is why we play the game

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@upperdeckyzyn

3 months

Top 5 things in my life at the moment: 1. My parents fridge 2. Dune 2 3. Travis Scott’s verse on “Hot” 4. Greg Olsen’s verse on 7th Floor Crew 5. Florence Pugh’s boobs

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10th graders rip dab pen listening to Juice Wrld at 2am and think “damn The catcher in the rye is mad relatable”

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