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Toronto, Ontario
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@unofficialkeeb
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5 years
When I'm about to follow someone and I see following: 634 followers: 5,634
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5 years
clearly you haven't seen the movie
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@brendoskii_ You using an iPhone X but you still taking the bus
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4 years
I eat pussy for my own satisfaction most of the time lol so you can nut as much as you like I’ll stop when I want to. If you like die
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5 years
I've decided that I now sexually identify as Michael Jackson. My pronouns are he/he
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5 years
They act like two legends cannot coexist
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5 years
everybody that wears glasses does this exact move when they're stressed 😭
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6 years
@The_Nifemi The upside down about to be in your living room 😂😂
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4 years
I hate it when I'm tryna like this picture and my iPhone 12 Pro Max Plus 256GB drops between the heated leather seats of my Mercedes S63 AMG Coupe Executive package, the gap isn't big enough for my hand to fit when I'm wearing my iced out Phillipe Patek 🙄
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@keyrah__ @MichealLMarvin1 I've been with my sisters baby for like a month now and I can promise you this method works 😂😂
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5 years
My girl gon be mad af after she asks me to pick a color from here because I only see about three colors 😂
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5 years
@nythebutterfly @KingTalk6 @Bawsekitty "if I can't have pizza and I can't kill you, then what's the point of it all?" 😂😂
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@unofficialkeeb
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3 years
@badgyalPresh If you’re gonna cry to me about missing your ex please just go back to him
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4 years
If this wasn't a global pandemic, these people would have flown out and left us here by ourselves so all this empathy rubbish ehn
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3 years
@WillieWinehouse @L7hunna if women actually love you, they don’t hesitate to spend on you
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4 years
Quote this with the stupidest thing heartbreak made you do? 😂
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4 years
@Jonstaj_1 @thesaamira @MikeRuga He’s in a Bentley. Of course he’s proud of his career choice 😭
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5 years
you people should come and patronise her abeg so she can send me to Canada 😭 her IG:
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4 years
We actually used to say “incase of incasity”???
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4 years
A costume party yeah? But the dress code is memes
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5 years
@Xcel_101 @_valkiing Naa... That Kendrick album was lit and I won't mind another one
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4 years
Can’t believe doctors really be lying to us talmbout “the glasses make your eyes better over time” bitch it’s been 8 fucking years 😑
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5 years
when you eat her out on her period and she a squirter
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5 years
you think Kendrick is a better story teller than J Cole? lmaoo. Kendrick doesn't have a better story than Wet Dreamz and that's not even Cole's best story. Stop cappin
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5 years
Elon Musk and Bill Gates should work together to invent a cure for erectile dysfunction and name it ElonGates
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5 years
@siriusclaw so everybody under this tweet calling Johnny Drop an abuser have been living under a rock or what??
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5 years
Lactose intolerant people after eating ice cream like they didn't know they were lactose intolerant
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Bomboclaat!
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5 years
@winnie_og @brendoskii_ Maybe he leaves his XsMax at home 🤷🏾‍♂️
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4 years
I CANNOT WAIT TO OWN MY OWN APARTMENT
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4 years
Please don’t die actually 😭
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3 years
@King_Staccz المعذرة سيدتي ، لا لأكون غير محترم أو وقح ولكن هل يمكنك إزالة البريد. هذه أختي التي قتلت في قطار المترا. وهذا المنشور غير محترم للغاية. أتساءل من أنت أو حتى إذا كنت تعرفها ولكني أريدك أن تزيل هذا من فضلك.
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4 years
Namibian people are protesting against sexual & gender based violence and femicide. please post & retweet the hashtag #ShutItAllDown to create awareness ❤️
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“Why are you wearing hoodie out. Sho fe ki Awon Sars gbe e ni” (do you want SARS to arrest you) the number of times I’ve heard this statement. Why are they arresting me? Cus I’m in a hoodie? Are hoodies illegal?
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@TheIncredibleOD @DoctorGogori e dey pain am say him mumsy no lit ni 😂😂
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4 years
The fact that some of us got to experience a global pandemic before a stable relationship. Lmaoo 😂💔
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A list of things deaf people are tired of hearing.... A thread
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@BrownRapFan could’ve flexed his woman without talking about everybody else’s woman tho
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4 years
@Mightee_Fine @EfeLove11 You’d be the first one to ask her for “proof” if she tweeted that she got shot too
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5 years
if I text you on some nasty shit in the middle of the night and you can't reply in the middle of the night too, just leave it
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Sco pa tu manaa
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Came to Lagos thinking I’d stay for two weeks now I’ve been wearing the same five shirts for 2 months 😭
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My girlfriend caught me cross-dressing and said it's over. So I packed her things and left 😑
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5 years
how does everyone talks about the most annoying characters in shows but never mention that Nate Jacobs from Euphoria????
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@VonElliot @curledbitch @LouisatheLast because they are the patriarchy
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Guys don’t actually want nudes and Titty pictures all we want is just a hug
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@dillzcoys @FutbolBible @SpursOfficial Okay cool... Just ignore the other three trophies then
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Meeting someone you’ve been texting in person lowkey make me nervous 😭
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@Divineze she's actually the best boss on God ♥️
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@TheAeesha after "parte after parte" fuel finished 😂😂
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@eastendshawtyy @unruly_cj This man has like two 40 song albums 😭
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I hate shower sex. The drain hurts my dick 😩 I need a girlfriend 😣
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me: so do you want to go back to my place and have sex? her: of course let's go me: can you say that again but look at the camera
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