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Dakota 👑

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I’m like Saint Augustine if he was a shitposter and also a sort of woman/I have a good feeling about this boulder today, y’all (She/her he/him, 19)

Rolling a boulder up a hill

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Ok I refuse to change my pfp and banner and stuff to let anyone have a specific indication about what I like sooo pinned tweet! I like South Park, IASIP, MCR, and just kinda bein goofy. I write a lot, my AO3 and stuff is on my carrd if u wanna like, read that too, love y’all 💜

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Nobody ever understands when I say “those are his hooves you bitch” and then I gotta pull this up every time

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What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one

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@hannythef4nny Guys plz this isn’t true 💀 looking directly into someone’s eyes is eye contact. It would be more accurate to say that u don’t need to keep eye contact throughout a conversation. As long as u can see someone’s eyes u don’t need to look directly into them, but ppl prefer-

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@gloomyshroomy_ People just think art is about the result and not about the meaning, mind, and the soul behind it. This piece is emotional as hell and yet people don’t want to expand their ideas of “art” beyond “renaissance paintings” it’s just sad. So much more beauty if you open ur eyes

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@nohozsasz I just got this mf in the mail and I’m gonna wear it idgaf

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@bad2sentence Choose your own adventure

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@peachlybeloved It just makes me so heartbreakingly happy it’s so genuine and (I think) it was the last image he released publicly. Just the story behind it makes me so emotional and this little cat makes me cry

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RONALD MCDONALD IS AT PRIDE THIS IS JUST LIKE ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

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@ABN0RMIE I think about this weekly

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@Ettin64 Another good one like this

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@yimmygee You’ve been blessed by barf drinker

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@quebecween Actually I used to volunteer at an animal shelter and there was this black cat named Gustav who was racist towards orange cats and he’d just attack them any chance he got 💀 one orange cat (Buffalo) knew that and would try to egg him on every day cuz he thought it was funny

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@nxl_jayska @medjedfan Yet

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This image haunts me just a lil ngl

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Literally drove 5+ hours for this #SouthPark

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Did this dude say they drew kenman porn as a coping mechanism or am I tripping I genuinely don’t remember

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nah this discord call was the most relatable thing South Park has ever done 😭

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@hannythef4nny Being looked at when they’re talking, cuz it’s in our brains that eyeballs looking at u = attention which is ideally what someone wants if they’re talking to u

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South Park community has got to stop sleeping on the adult ships…where’s all the art of Big Gay Al and Mr Slave in a happy marriage y’all I miss them

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Love South Park fics where they describe Kyle as “Jewish” like “…the Jewish boy said” dawg that’s not a description 😭 keep it up South Park fic writers ur doing great 👍

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2 years

Jermites this is big I saw the man himself #jermaballs this was phenomenal omg!

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@CLOWTW0 anyone who makes sequels/tv spinoffs that just destroy the whole message or heart of the original media should be fined copious amounts of money

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Insane

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personally I would have workshopped this logo a bit more

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@depthsofwiki Where is this guy and what is his phone number and is he single

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@kissgirlhalo @Lostlvjy He just wants attention lmao, no such thing as bad press

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@elusivecrawfish THIS IS HOW I DESCRIBE IT! Like my brain is moving so it decides i should physically move as well to just, really get the point across

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@attorneytrash My abundance of flounders and frozen tears have captured the emo boy’s heart

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@LORDCANTl @ocado7 No please do we haven’t had a funny episode in a while

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@toddrickhoward @peachlybeloved The artist Louis Wain was very fond of drawing cats (I’d look him up, they’re all phenomenal) but he was sent to a pretty low-end mental hospital by his sisters (he was suffering from schizophrenia) his fans found him there and they got him moved to a better hospital!

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During the DESTROYA bridge are you singing “You don't believe in God/ I don't believe in luck/ they don't believe in us/ but I believe we're the enemy” or a “I don’t believe in God/ I don’t believe in luck/ I don’t believe in you/ I just believe in the enemy”

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@depthsofwiki I’m gonna go have my own legally blonde moment and get into Yale to go meet this guy

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@isladeperr0s When that happened I just turned to my friend and went “did he actually just fucking die?!” And she went “dude I think he was a suicide bomber…” and that mighta been the hardest I’ve laughed in a movie theater for a looong time

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@rubycumulous Everyone saying Patrick Bateman it’s 100% Patrick stump

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Y’ALL SLAYING SO HARD?!?!?

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@corpsepiracy I thought I was just too asexual for this vid glad other ppl feel this way too

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@spirith0st That’s just your average catholic school attendant you have like 3 options and one is “insane”

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@toddrickhoward @peachlybeloved He spent his last years in that hospital and released that drawing after he had been moved. Everyone loved him so much they got him better treatment and he continued doing cat drawings. I’d look him up, other people can probably do his story more justice than me

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@polar_enchants @8bitVanny Believe it or not there is Kenny FNAF death art and this is my favorite

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Y’all should watch oneyplays they’re silly guys

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2 years

“Super best friends” being a banned episode is actually homophobic. That episode got me into shipping Style they are so cute in that episode even Cartman agrees that they’re so fuckin gay. If u haven’t seen Super best friends you absolutely need to watch it

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@LaughterHaver The priest at my grandma’s funeral kinda implied she was in hell so like he did it for me

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@CSMFHT Not to make this YouTube commenter feel dumb, but that’s not true. Hades said she had to stay quiet and follow him from a distance the whole time

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I cannot take u seriously if u think Dennis Reynolds has it in him to kill a man. A 12 year old would call him a little gay boy and he would go home and cry about it for 5 hours

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2 years

The ghost stories dub and South Park have similar vibes and I cannot explain why but just watch it plz

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@poondonkus Adding more of my favs cuz 4chan is honestly hysterical when they’re not being the worst people ever

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This came to me in a vision but I have no photoshop tools so just imagine this looks better

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TW// overused joke, seeing the same joke on your timeline all day, reusing jokes over and over Hey guys guess what

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2 years

Ok Matt and Trey know how to appease a crowd of drunk adults and neurodivergent teenagers very well that was the best night ever. I’m so tired that was exhilarating (when the kids popped up Stan said “we’re home” and my heart y’all don’t even know)

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@enbykelly Charlie don’t listen to them we’re the real ones charlieeeeeee

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@Clippopotamus @KairoShifter @DreMeMoTo It makes sense and it’s funny lmao

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See South Park is great cuz you have people with 0 media literacy like this fella and they take this at face value and think SP is supporting their ideas, and then u got the people who watch the whole episode and understand that SP is making fun of this fella. Everyone’s happy!

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South Park is now taking on the transgender bathroom issue. Nailed it.

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@nazzurii Don’t make fun of him he actually suffers from a rare illness where he can never sing a song right ever (sources: and )

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@cuteseycookie @WheelerAtPaddys This is straight out of an evil bowling alley

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Butters and Stan respectively

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@SnowBli68241475 @JustinWhang Imagine ur this dude trying to make a guy have a mental breakdown but instead he finds it EXTREMELY arousing and then like. Where do you go from there

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@DESOLATIONGLOW What a fucking mood tbh, “I’m old, Mikey could definitely kick my ass, I’m going to go live in the woods and hang out with dogs, everyone shut up” that’s iconic Bob

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@ettingermentum They would totally make that canon 💀

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If Macdennis ever kisses i’m gonna see every single frame of it screenshotted and posted on Twitter within like 3 hours

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@GoodReddit Dead internet theory is so real and these replies prove it ANYWAY how’s everyone doing? Keeping it real in these times?

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@babeygirlmac I’m glad he put my childhood church frustrations into words

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Rip to other sitcoms but sunny is built different

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2 years

She’s a 2 but she has Kenny earrings (she is me)

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WHY IS HE STILL RELEASING MUSIC

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@peachfantasia Tav casting mage hand cuz I need to get in a burrow

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@bee_not_hachi @2LoKS This read like one of those pretend fights u have in kindergarten where they fire the infinity powered laser at u but u had the infinity plus 1 powered laser so u win but wait they have the infinity plus 2 laser and the war continues

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Y’all remember when Stan got stuck in imaginationland and Kyle was the only one able to hear him? What if I *wildly gestures to everything around me* y’know?

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@koffeebeecookie Am I going nuts or do these look a little weird

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2 years

Edward appreciation post (I love him so much his ears are massive it is incredible)

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@TheRealNeoThe Different movie not the FNAF one 😭😭😭

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@SO0u0o They mean Missing In Action. We lost em 😔

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@ExclaimInc That’s such an uncle grandpa bit ur a genius I miss this show so much, it definitely shaped my humor and I feel like if it aired again now it would be even more iconic

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@_claypot He’s legit so mesmerizing to watch, it’s not like I enjoy the song or anything but like the way he moves…it’s like a siren song

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Creek breakup and Craig and Clyde can’t cook for shit

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@CoughinCandy Actually it says “7hat doesn’7 ma77er”

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@sweetlemondream NO HOLY SHIT I HAD TO ZOOM IN TO SEE THAT IT WASN’T I DONT BLAME THEM

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@humhaleIujah THE LORE AROUND THIS ENTIRE BAND IS INSANE WHY ARE THEY SO CONNECTED TO VAMPIRES

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2 years

Sick of South Park fanfics where Randy is an abusive father/horrible person to Stan and Sharon. This dude loves his wife bro every time he does something he’s like “Sharon! Sharon honey come look!” Sharon is 100% done with his shit but they still love each other :(

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If y’all gonna write Kenny as some sex-hungry horntoad in ur fics then u better include this too thanks

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When you are kinky but poor

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@eridanhellzone @isladeperr0s SPOILERS - The blue shell is an actual Koopa and when Mario and the gang are on rainbow road this mf just yells “BLUE SHELL!” And literally flies over and explodes on top of them, destroying rainbow road. And we never see that guy again. He just fucking died

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Style AU where they’ve never met but one day Kyle is out taking a walk and sees local dumbass Stan Marsh fuck up a skateboard trick so bad that he breaks his fucking legs. Kyle decides to take local dumbass to the hospital, but closest one is 45 min away, and Stan LOVES to talk.

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@codyxcoder Cody you joke but these are my actual results

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@hephasst He’s got the “doesn’t believe in vampires” status, gets disadvantage on every roll they just forgot to show you that

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@bellainoctober I’m sure y’all know but just in case that’s not even what a fetus looks like 7 weeks after fertilization! I got no idea what that thing is but it looks like the plastic Mardi Gras babies lmfaooo

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@babeygirlmac When he showed up again for like three seconds I was cheering

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@binej_yeah I’m crying at the people in the replies who just genuinely thought Cory looked like that 😭

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@bigrowdydemon The radio antlers are so great and I love the colors! His design just says the at he has a voice for the radio and I love it

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@0CULARPATD0WN They’re peak sibling writing like every time they’re doing shenanigans on screen me and my brother are like “US!!!”

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@whitesoxjordan As an asexual, i fucking love Chicago pizza (unless Chicago pizza is slang for some sex thing that I am unfamiliar with)

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@D0CSHARTENS Ngl sounds like something straight out of an early 2000’s fanfic

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@Sideways440 If your kid wants to learn music that’s a whole different story, but I imagine it probably sucks so bad for piano and violin teachers who have to deal with kids who don’t want to actually learn an instrument but their parents want them to be high class or something?

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@a_mendelson He had good news and bad news

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@kissofviolence I believe in the wildest version of Christianity possible so I think it’s possible that Gee talked to God at some point and God was like “yea u should make music dawg” and Gee took that like “I HAVE ARTISTIC GIFTS FROM GOD” cuz he’s a drama queen fr

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@blixieeee Me asking the 50 year old guy next to me if he ships Style and him calling me a slur

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@andmakemeill I’d like to apologize to demo lovers I was speeding in my car when it first came on and I was like “this is boring” I’m so sorry I ever doubted you

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@sveetrevnge Frank walks on stage one night, plays the entirety of stomachaches, and then leaves. They do not address this ever again

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Carmen to Mac

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women are always saying this to me

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@legwhanel Y’all keep posting pictures of this man why does he constantly look wet

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God this would be such a good South Park episode

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the type of shit white people worry about

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Dakota 👑

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This gotta be some stupid joke about him and ryan reynolds ain’t no way

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@actionk4t @chemiskull @RadMads101 They knew the world was *too* ready for Frerard

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…Charlie Kelly…

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no thoughts, only nonbinary rat cake

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